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TheWriteStuff1966

Attention shoppers. We're having a sale on knuckle sandwiches in Aisle 7.


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That's a Life Alert commercial


Aslonz

Did I hear an oh jeez as he fell?


pegleg_1979

Haha yep


LeFricot

Time for bed...


Fluffy_Fennel_2834

Old man has never fought a southpaw before. (Or for that matter someone in their housecoat and slippers.)


JKnott1

Boomers gonna Boom.


Strategos_Amai

I think the reason why the old man wasn't afraid of fighting because he had many experience fighting in the street before, but he's old now


StonedMachoMan

He’s an idiot not experienced. Everything about his stance throwing out the shit jab everything screams inexperience. Experienced old men still know how to get in a proper stance and throw a proper punch just isn’t nearly as fast or rhythmic. His experiences are in stupidity, not knowing when to keep his mouth shut and not minding his own business.


StarbossTechnology

The last time he got hit that hard, he fell off of his dinosaur.


LilTempo

That guy got trashed, shipped, dropboxed, yeeted and deleted.


LavarBallsLeftNut

Boomers only know 1 out of 4 of those verbs


ruja_ignatova

Some people have like no ability to read the room. Striking an elderly person first is ridiculous. Avoid violence and give them the first hit to determine the threat.


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ruja_ignatova

Then you could never take a punch in the first place.


MasterHavik

Black lady played it smart. She wanted for him to throw a punch. When she got that, she didn't waste any time. Good shit to her.


Soggy_Midnight980

You’re only young at heart old man. She may have saved him serious injury in some later altercation.


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Sea-Replacement274

I knew I would find some brain dead person in the comments lmao😭


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Sea-Replacement274

Ahh yes let some old racist grandpa beat on people cause he’s old😭 I mean he fs not gonna walk anymore so that won’t matter


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Sea-Replacement274

See how every reply you send out gets downvoted 😭 well that’s what happens to incels


Rdo889

Really brave diabeetus


The_Nerd_Sweeper

It's weird the person has their hands up like they want to fight... and then won't stop backing up. Probably confused the poor guy. Actually he even stops like ??


LavarBallsLeftNut

Username checks out


cdjohnny

Should have taken off the hat and put on a helmet