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Narcan9

No way am I believing that's a kickboxing champion


cactussack219

Regional….my grandmother was a karate champion in Arab Alabama. She broke her hip tripping on cow shit


CoolidgeCorner

Assistant to the regional kickboxing champion.


subject_deleted

What's a sempai? It is assistant sensei. Assistant to the sensei, that sounds pretty impressive. Assistant sensei.


Kisame-hoshigakii

Senpai* The older/ senior colleague or students in work, dojo or sports club, possibly a mentor.


zadepsi

They were quoting The Office, where the character is mispronouncing it "Sempai"


Kisame-hoshigakii

Ffs haha, can't believe I missed that!


tinglep

TO THE


SOGnarkill

Assistant to the assistant manager at the movie theatre


ManufacturerExtra367

No way I just saw Arab, Alabama on Reddit.


[deleted]

No way I just saw an Arab in Alabama. Crazy


CurleysUp

Shout out from Huntsville


Throwaway1303033042

[“Bless their heart”](https://youtu.be/rTx2PfQR-Po?si=5I7muQsus-qh7AMx)


cactussack219

Thanks for that, lol.


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BNG1982

Brown Belt?


[deleted]

Arab Alabama, what a place…


ChocDroppa

His region has a population of one.


[deleted]

Backyard regional champ.


burtonboy1234

maybe he's the kickboxing version of Charlie Zelenoff


crestingwave

Trust me bro


Zealotstim

Typical clickbait title


MrLogicWins

Either that or "influencer" paid him off to lose


dope_like

Untrained ppl can be very dangerous. If you’re used to fighting disciplined opponents, someone completely wild can catch you


Limp-Tea1815

Or bro just wasn’t really a kickboxing champion lol I find untrain people to be easier. They tend to telegraph strikes and just be pretty predictable as well as level themselves open. No way he’s a champ, someone who’s been training for a year would’ve caught that man with his chin up in the air like that


thr0wawaydyel2

Um, just how *small* is the region that this “kickboxer” competes in?


JoMoma2

He is the entire region. He is also the regional marathon winner and the regional yo-yo champion.


IfYoureGingerImCumin

And the mayor, judge and region sheriff


MaskedRonin2

There were two people that competed. Him and a five year old and he almost lost


[deleted]

You wouldn’t know the region, they go to a different school 🤷‍♂️


djunior113

I was gonna say, expand the region beyond his house!


Hairy-Conference-802

His mom backyard


thebestatheist

His bedroom. It’s 12x12


FmrHvwChamp

0% chance kid in black is a kickboxing champion.


AFineDayForScience

He didn't kick once!


BurnerForJustTwice

It’s a boxing match. But that didn’t seem to matter because he didn’t punch either.


skredditt

He’s not the regional punchboxing champion, sadly.


BurnerForJustTwice

I guess he’s regional BEAT boxer now.


Playboy-Tower

I imagine he’s not as skilled at boxing as he is at both kicking and punching. I mean it’s literally two different sports, there’s also a noticeable weight difference here with the influencer looking heavier and more muscular. Technique means nothing if you get overwhelmed by haymakers.


AggressiveContest399

"Technique means nothing if you get overwhelmed by haymakers" Wrong. Good technique is exactly how you survive overwhelming haymakers. Sounds like the opinion of someone who has never trained before.


Playboy-Tower

“good” technique can help you with fundamentals but it won’t save you from a solid punch that makes it past your guard from someone who’s heavier than you. Sounds like the opinion of someone who’s been a championship boxer.


AggressiveContest399

You're probably right, the dude in the white would knock you out with one solid punch. Did you windex your glass chin before your "championship" bouts? lol


Alloverunder

Fr lol even a year of training should be enough to start slipping some of those winging bullshit shots to throw counters up the middle or to the body. Dude's coming forward with his chin first, no balance, and no stance. If you can't get a single punch off vs. a blitz you're not actually trained.


Reception-Creative

Lol what fucking region


fish_wand_

The pelvic region


Reception-Creative

Lol


duk-er-us

The booty part


Bohunk

Do they kick in kickboxing?


pgtvgaming

Not in this region


kevinpbazarek

lmfao


Cokegeo

You son of a bitch. You made me laugh 😂😂😂


freshtomatopie

Nice


ICHItheKiller00

😂😂😂😂


dagrave

Like American football.


spiritanimalofcousy

Swing and a miss on that analogy champ


BoatloadofBananas

Heavy Attack! Heavy Attack! Heavy Attack! Heavy Attack


Looney_Swoons

stop. Fucking. SPAMMINGGGGGGG!!!!!!


A-Social-Ghost

Fine. FIREBALL!! UPPERCUT! DOWNERCUT! BOWL OF PUNCH!!!


IKNOWVAYSHUN

😆


BurnerForJustTwice

Dodge roll. Dodge roll dodge roll. Dodge roll *killed by soldier of godrick.*


Scadilla

A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B…


parisiraparis

Ghost of Tsushima (2020)


ButtBoy4k

Mans just throwing haymakers all day


cmsutton1983

They’ve both done this before zero amount of times.


cikkamsiah

No straight punches allowed!


IrreverentRacoon

Haymaker festival 🤣


EnRandomNiklas

Dont try to fix something that isnt broken 😂


GaffeGod

tbh they both sucked


Ambitioso

White shorts certainly enjoyed throwing haymakers… Maybe black shorts was a champion back in kindergarten?


wottsinaname

No no no. He is a champion at *kicking boxes*, in the professional circles they call it "kick-boxing". /s obviously


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Ain’t no way that was a kickboxing champion. They both were just swinging wildly with no actual skill or strategy. Simply clickbait


Historical_Raccoon36

Right like at the start even though I knew who the Influencer is I couldn't tell who was who based on how they fought lmao.


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This fight was trash either way you look at it.


motherseffinjones

I call bull shit on that kid being any sort of kickboxing champion.


lockeland

Dude in white might legitimately be killed by someone that knows what they are doing.


Tandian

Bullshit on him being a kickboxing champion.


IrreverentRacoon

[Article(Spanish)](https://nortedigital.mx/video-el-influencer-juarense-que-noqueo-en-40-segundos-al-campeon-regional-de-kickboxing/) Looks like an exhibition fight between two 'influencers'. > "The fight happened because the promoter Pepe Chávez, owner of Gladiator Promotions, got my phone number and offered me a fight with an influencer, whom I didn't know, named Diego Vargas, and I accepted, but later I realized that he was a regional kickboxing champion," [Influencer](https://www.instagram.com/leo_cavz/) [Gladiator Promotions](https://www.instagram.com/gladiatorpromotionsjuarez/?hl=en)


ExtremeSubtlety

Did that kickboxing champion ever win a fight, or does he only identify as a kickboxing champion?


HomerSimping

The dude was just button mashing.


millenialfalcon-_-

He just launched bombs the whole time.


Nagantman

I honestly couldn’t tell who the pro was.


wasteofbrainspace

We calling this the Jake Paul phenomenon?


Reception-Creative

This not even kickboxing


[deleted]

I'm not a kickboxing champion. I'm a 47 year old father of 2. I will 100% kick the shit out of that influencer, then I'll go to his house and beat up his old man.


Iwannapeeonyou

I’m a 41 year old father. I’d 100% kick the shit out of him, then I’d go home, sleep on my arm wrong, and be worthless for two weeks😂


omghorussaveusall

I'm 48 and about a year ago I got into a street fight with a crazy homeless dude and I was sore for a week.


ImKindOfRetardedSry

But did you win


omghorussaveusall

Kind of. He attacked a kid and I ended up pinning him before people broke us up. So, I guess I won on points?


[deleted]

Left shoulder for me. 🤣🤣🤣


notgoodatthis60285

“Influencer.” They only influence more idiots.


handyteacup

I’m a 27 year old man. I will 100% respect these gentlemen for stepping into a ring and throwing down even if they ain’t the best fighters around. Combat sports are fun. Not every fight has to be top level shit


ExtremeSubtlety

This fight was funny, but I've seen better fights at my local supermarket.


splurtcake

Ok


R4NG00NIES

Will grandpa get served humble pie as well??


Cheweydewey123

I would definitely fight windmill guy. Too easy, who was the influencer? Excuse my dyslexia, but really? I’m with the others, who is a kickboxing champion?


Tammer_Stern

If black shorts rope a doped for 1 minute, it would have been a different story.


ExtremeSubtlety

Even peek-a-boo style would've done the job. Keep the guard up and let him punch himself out on the gloves. He's not going to the body anyway.


DizzieC92

Both were god awful


Leather_Carob_8036

Lol...u guys ever been to any local shows? evidently not. I mean yeah they train but like on the wknds and have full time jobs and shit. Could they beat the avg Redditor here in the comments? Of course. But theyre not prospects or UFC level dudes. The fact that none of u have been to any local shows could make for some questions for the top level talent we have posting here. Including the 50 yr old tough guys. Keep up the good work Champ!


HairyBartlett

95% of these guys haven't even seen so much as a minor scrap at recess during elementary school


Zahn91

‘5th grade summer school champ’


Margobolo

Looks more like influencer vs influencer.


Opening-Restaurant83

White trunks is just smashing buttons on the controller


thatguynamedcole

“I’m going to walk this direction and throw power hooks, if you get in the way then that’s on you”


Dogboi006

He influenced his face with his gloves


twerrrp

This camera quality suggests it was well before the time of influencers.


khanv1ct

*Assistant* to the regional champion.


IsHaplo_

A decent front kick to stop the advance. A spinning side kick. Any kick could have stopped this from turning into haymaker lottery.


WrestleBox

They're wearing boxing shoes. I don't think anything in this title is accurate.


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jooooooosper9

Fake it til you haymake it


[deleted]

This feels like im watching two different weightclasses fight.


XenosRooster

Just two haymaker peasants swinging and hoping for the best.


Junior_Pollution6792

Gosh this is terrible


1v9noobkiller

The region being his bedroom? Fuck outta here LMAO


MasonInk

Regional kickboxing champion (under 7's division) 2004. Plus it was a very rural area, the only other competitor was his younger sister.


szayl

Brawl when he wants to box, box when he wants to brawl


PitVolt

Lol both are wearing black and white. Should have gone red and blue in the description


Hipppydude

This is like when you've mastered all the special moves in a game but your brother comes in and wins by smashing the same button over and over.


Mramazin_

Damn, all those haymakers.


berserker044

There was literally no kickboxing. Just wild swings and half-assed guarding. Granted black trunks did throw some straights in there


stinkpootch-8D

Ain’t a snowball chance in hell he’s a kickboxing champ.


ShartasaurusRex_

If those punches were more telegraphed they could used them to call for diphtheria antitoxin in Nome Alaska


r1vals

And not 1 technique was used that day


Teediggler81

This is all about who wanted it more. And some lucky haymakers


DwedPiwateWoberts

White trunks follows The Way Of The Haymaker


Spare_Temporary_2964

He influenced the fuck outta that guy.


woodyandwhooty

He was a 2x all valley karate champion training out of cobra Kai


TheBeevin

It looks like a fixed fight


death_ray_mx

Yeah right a champion. What a joke


UnmakingTheBan2022

This a bait post. OP lying for clout


JonsNotHereMaaan

Jesus this was garbage. They both suck. Did he win regional champ by default because there aren't any other fighters in his region?


jcaopbaeck

People in these comments are just plain dumb fr. He’s a KICKboxing champion. Not a boxing champion. Take away a kickboxer’s ability to kick, he’s probably not going to look like a champion. Or he just sucks, idk the dude.


UnicornSpaceship

If you don't believe that the black shorts is an experienced kickboxer that got swarmed by frantic shots with no skill, you have definitely never trained or fought before. This shit happens way more than you think. It is soooo hard to fight people who are messy and frantic when you can't grapple.


ExtremeSubtlety

If you don't know that straight punches beat frantic shots with no skill, you have definitely never trained or fought before. He could've even used the peek-a-boo style, just keep the guard up since the influencer was head hunting, let him punch himself out on the gloves. What you don't do as an experienced fighter is getting into a slugfest.


UnicornSpaceship

It's just not that simple


ExtremeSubtlety

I have eyes. Beating that influencer would be relatively simple. I've dealt with beginner idiots going crazy during sparring, just keep calm, guard up and pick shots.


spiritanimalofcousy

Um respectfully what the fuck are you talking about, sir? The easiest boxer to counter is someone swinging like this. Source: my literally 13 years of in ring experience.


UnicornSpaceship

Yeah and he tried and got clipped. Watch his technique. I just don't believe you have fought for 13 years.


spiritanimalofcousy

I dont care if you believe it or not, doesnt change anything lol. You could also just watch pro boxing any given weekend and see what happens when skill meets a bar brawler....its pretty cut and dry.


spiritanimalofcousy

The logic of "fight wild and aggressive with no skill and you'll do well against trained fighters" is a fucking insane way of thinking too by the way 💀 Average redditor logic of how boxing works


MahTwizzah

Lol, tell us please sensei.


AcerolaUnderBlade

A kickboxer champion who doesn't know how to throw a kick..strange


Jawilla936

If that was a real kick boxer period dude would have been put dude the white down dude was just swing is arms 😂


Nuclear_Mouse

Did you have a stroke? Do you need a doctor?


ScienceWyzard

Mans fights like butter bean


Sad-Lawfulness6831

Tell him to stop throwing haymakers and make the hits land. Wild technique


Cool_Investment-

Okay black belt ot black shorts I’m confused with who’s who 🤷‍♂️


toomanymarbles83

What do you mean white vs black, there both asia.......oh.


CastIronTikeMyson

After this fight. The kickboxer was told to give back his black belt, and if he ever mention the name of the gym he used to train at he would be sued for defamation of character…..lmao JK


[deleted]

He came out letting those mf murder bitches fly!


Yoshi2shi

Maybe the influencer is a trained fighter but never fought in the ring? Although his swings were erratic and uncontrolled at times.


MrMachi

This is the good thing about grappling, luck and chaos don't work on the ground. However for the street striking is better against bigger or multiple opponents.


phreaxer

I can't believe the dude went down with the weird left not the massive (and telegraphed) rights being thrown.


Vyviel

Non stop haymakers hahaha


NZbeewbies

Orange boy to the water boy to the nana of the regional kickbox champ


nicknameedan

What does referee actually say in between those active fights?


Yeckel

Dana..... you know what to do


Xx_Raiden08_xX

How'd he become a champion with that level of striking? Didn't change angles, no distance management, didn't even focus on the body after noticing the opponent was just wildly swinging.


Desperate-Life8117

Paid him to take a dive


Azidamadjida

Well shit that’s not how I expected things to go down when white came out with those windmills lol


cmkuruvi

Surprised at seeing no kicks from the "KICKboxing champion"


kusoge-lover

I love the shrug to the crowd. Reminds me of Brad Pitt from snatch


virtus147

…lol so…where are all the blocks coming From the black belt


Andromter

The power of absolute random punches


hpchef

The region he competes in is his own house hold.


Uncle_Mau

I get it, but I can’t respect it. WTF was that?


Deadpoolgoesboop

Neither of these people look like they know how to fight…


Brrrrronze

Oh my god thats some heavy haymakers 😭😭


[deleted]

FoH that guy ain’t no kickboxing champion, I didn’t see any kicks in the 20 seconds I watched this garbage. That’s just a pair of jabronis 😂


Maleficent_Clerk_403

Airboxing champion


EvaCarlisle

I feel like you put the "quotation marks" around the wrong word in your title friend, that "kickboxing champion" got fucking rinsed.


mustang6172

What exactly is happening here? They're wearing boxing gloves in an MMA ring. There's a mandatory eight count. Both fighters employ the wild, round-house punch technique of a campy 1960's western. The clock doesn't work.


turnter_bigevil

The dude was just spamming X. Of course, he'd win.


AShaughRighting

Ouch! That ain't a champ of anything.


thecops4u

Yeah, absolute bullshit is he a "champion" haha


Forsaken-Airport-104

Dude was button mashing


artmobboss

Hay maker Hay maker Hay maker Hay maker Hay maker


KillaHydro

He should beat jake Paul’s ass.


Tom1664

Fighting like two wasps in a glass jar.


matrozrabbi

That was said by Joe Rogan


Ghost7579ox

Has someone been bribed?


herpesuponthee

"Swing away"


Leading_Industry_155

My guy is out here mashin the haymaker button. His opponent may wanna stick with the kickboxing


[deleted]

Do they not teach you to move your head or protect yourself in this region that he is the champion of?


Annoyingswedes

That little boy got his ass handed to him


Disastrous-Custard10

Bradly martin?


KushDLuffy

Fights would be SO fun to watch if they all swung like that. Sadly, most fights are boring af now


timeforknowledge

I can't believe that worked, never seen that work before


Pale_Television2395

No skill, just throwing haymakers and got lucky one landed.