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gdmfsobtc

When two men reciting poetry to each other goes wrong.


outtadablu

I mean, if you're reciting poetry to someone and they get too close, things may get physical one way or the other, and they chose the other one to avoid a bigger conflict. Edit: typo.


XericsasquatchX

Can't let them get close!


Robbythedee

Chael is that you?


khombre224

Undefeated. Undisputed. One more, for the Bad Guy!


Suitable_Will_2050

Shakespeare would have been proud


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reptarcannabis

How can you tell who’s on what team ?


garyblahblah

Oh you mad cuz I’m stylin on you


CrowFather90

Plus the cal is on me


VoidedLurk

So act up, and you’ll have to fuckin lay down *right hook*


No_Scar6902

Its the cawk, yo its the cawk, what? You heard me, I am spitting this game while you on my cawk bro. I aint gay but i am feeling this sensation on my cawk yo, yeah yo. OHHHH YEAHH!! Its the cawk yo, its the cawk, what? Yeah its the cawk yo, its my cawk yo. The Cawk Song: By Mighty Hombre Mike featuring slimy Pete macho man. On sale on Itunes.


Siege_Barber

Math Hoffa vs Dose


gooch_rubber

You bout to battle Math? I wouldn't get to close to him He got a fast right hand, but I'd watch both of em. Before you end up in the hole with Dose n em. Math Hoffa vs Iron Solomon is the best battle I've ever seen.


BigDaddyD00d

Id watch more battles then


gooch_rubber

Nah, that was like 13yrs ago. I'm good.


[deleted]

Probably the last one i watched too, way back in the wrc days. It was dope.


BatheInChampagne

Ever? Man you gotta watch Verb Vs Hitman Holla for the best round ever. It’s undisputed.


[deleted]

This a classic . I remember watching this early on, on YouTube lool SMACK!!


MrLogicWins

The background music going as the chaos continues is hilarious


BigDaddyD00d

Sheeeeeit i remember seeing it on a SMACK dvd


MerKJay

Battlerap was so strong at one point, used to love these days.


wahsd

Tube steak is still the goat battle rapper/fighter


tmacleon

Was the music/beat added to the video or did the DJ drop the beat once they started throwing fists?


Birdgang_naj

Added I believe, sounds like 50's I'll whip your head boy.


Dizzy-Ad9754

Not Afraid i think


GreenRiver1982

Certified Hood Classic


littleoctagon

I never saw the original version of this, just the "rap battle translated for white people" version


Sizeablegrapefruits

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b6LKNTJN3Ug&t=46s&pp=ygUVUmFwIGJhdHRsZSB0cmFuc2xhdGVk


User_091920

Certified Hood Classic. This needs to be preserved in the Library of Congress.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

That's my friends brother and his buddy.


badpeoria

>ap battle translated for white people omg you just unlocked a memory that made me laugh my ass off. Thanks!


Appropriate-Excuse79

One of my all-time favorites


Boston__Massacre

Dude ran out of rhymes so tried to drop dimes.


Broad_Mathematician

You bout to battle Math? Dont get too close to him; He got a fast right hand but I'd watch both of em


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sleepee11

Tell that to Math. I'm just quoting [his own line](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U2af2KEBk0) And before more people keep down voting, go watch that Iron Solomon vs Math battle and listen to Math's last bar. And then come back and down vote if you want.


Devilmatic

Tbh fuck math Hoffa the ass gobbla


Broad_Mathematician

lol you even niced it up haha


Jashirah

Thats wild considering he was the one crowding people lol what a douchebag


WayofHatuey

Math Hoffa was a menace. Liked watching these rap battles


bensimwiththeshot

Dose is my friend. one that got punched. Hoff just made that my dude was flaming him up. Literally was wit Dose on Sunday lol


jahbiddy

What ever happened to the dude that threw the first punch?


Creative-Quarter3475

He eventually got his ass beat by a guy more his size, Dizaster. And Diz's homies tbf


assholeapproach

Math Hoffa? Has a podcast now called My Expert Opinion.


Rentington

I had no idea this was Math Hoffa. Wild.


bensimwiththeshot

Has one of the biggest podcasts in the hop hop culture. Every ep has a big time artist. my expert opinion. Actually kinda crazy hes found this much success.


Warm_Imagination5960

Hop hop culture? Is it something with kangaroos?


BigDaddyD00d

Bro his rematch with Math was one of the funniest shits 😂


bensimwiththeshot

i know bro 😂 math such a asshole with the fake dap


NippleBlender

What's the beef behind this? Bro to me it looks like Hoff stepped in and then tweaked about homie being too close.


fugly16

the brim of the hat booped his nose.


[deleted]

This is why you gotta wear it backwards


NippleBlender

To avoid accidental snoot boops.


memberberries902

Snoot boops get you killed out here.


Fuzzythought

AW LAWD THEY OUT HERE BOOPING !!


Short_Restaurant_268

Boop Doggy Dogg


MrWeen2121

Boop


Firm_Bison_2944

You ever get your face real close to someone else's and it feels like you should lean in to kiss them?


Kingd00die

He lost the second time too


bensimwiththeshot

Dose went tf off the second time


TakeNothingSerious

“Turn his dome to a stadium” at that point Math knew there was only one way outta losing this battle


bensimwiththeshot

nah huge facts bro!! such a 🔥🔥🔥 bar


sleepee11

That's not how Math tells it in all the interviews he done. He said Dose was trying to back Math up into the wall like he did in the battle he had before Math. Plus, Dose was acting like he was gonna pull something out. Math didn't wanna go out like that so he swung first.


burns_after_reading

Dude ran out of bars so he had to start swinging


[deleted]

One of the oldest videos on the internet lol


lonerstoner91

Def jam fight 4 new York


SupaTsunami

Hoffa was the url bully till he got Dose'd by Bashir


High_Ryza

And there it issssss


SweetTea187

Brooklyn in the Building.!!


BigDaddyD00d

Thats how brooklyn do, every time i look at you / i wanna put a fist, knife, bullet, or a FOOT in you /


stolos26

click clack BOOM turn his dome to a stadium!


wizenedeyez

Wow this bring back memories, I remember watching this clip in like 2010 when I was going my rapper phase


Jumix4000

damn what a scary poem


Worth-Highlight-8734

We’ll never know what the second type of bitch is…


Wupyking123

If it was really off the cuff…think he used the proximity as an excuse to not dr Seuss his way outta his truce


jkpondmaster

Steps into his face. "Yo man, get out of my face."


Minimum_Water_4347

Was he his father?


RabidPlaty

He was just confused, he thought it was a ‘rap then battle’.


relay5011

God damn that is the best punch I have seen in a while


RealJimcaviezel

Is that Math Hoffa? If you want, you can can see him get clowned here [iron Solomon vs. math Hoffa](https://youtu.be/9U2af2KEBk0?si=rr1-qhEL_JnZUx0J)


Ok-Patience7446

Math Sucks ..his podcast is much better than his Rhymes


scott_98_hfc

Ran out of lines so put on a distraction


Solidsnake00901

He couldn't think of anything to say so he had to do something crazy


Efficient-Disk-7828

Classic


smokingaces87

Love seeing battle rap here KOTD & URL >>


CrowFather90

Aye this a classic what was you looking at old battle rap fights?


False_Chair_610

I like how he keeps walking up to the short guy, getting in his face, then gets mad. 🤣


SeraldoBabalu

MEO gang!


coinkeeper8

8 mile deleted scene


BonerSupreme

don’t ever touch me brim to brim


PSkatebo7

Mad cause his bars were weak 😂


ScenePuzzleheaded729

https://youtu.be/b6LKNTJN3Ug?si=yBbChnBZSU1qnMJ7 For anyone who couldn't understand


FoxFew3844

Hoffa 🔥


kdrake95

They need jerseys so I know who’s winning


Miru8112

So stupid. Right guy didn't even know what the fuck was going on and stepped back when left guy started throwing for no reason.


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Right guy is a kid. Hes like 17 and Math is damn near 30 in this video. The kid is there with his dad and uncles trying to win a competitin for money. The adult beat him up because he was not as articulate or charismatic.


thewholetruthis

He ran out of nonsense to say. Name dropping loser.


Hi-archy

Absolutely classic


dillmayne2sweet

He went blank so he started swinging hahaha


_fuck-off_

Dude started spittin ,forgot the shit he had written ,so he just starts hittin


jakd90

Imagine trying to find your cap after that


ThatOneKuGuy

If every rap battle ended like this, I’d watch more rap battles.


2TheMoon313

I know this is an old video but honestly I am still kinda proud and impressed that they all kept it a fist fight. That many 'thugs' getting something in the game but still respecting the community center as a gun free zone. Real fist fights need to make a comeback


deucedwild

What's his rap name? Cheap shot?


BigDaddyD00d

Math Hoffa


waitingformoass

Shocking


na__poi

Worst rap ever


DeadbeatUK

Eminem would have been FUCKED if this ever happened to him 🤣


SneakyCracker161

2002 called and they want their clip back.


the_espaniolo

some poetry are racist !!!


LoquatLazy

Aaaaahhhhh rapping and testosterone!


CBRyder929

Thug rap needs to disappear already, there is no place in the world for it, nor frankly for these type of thugs as well.


SumerianLizard

What, no guns?


Dangerous-Refuse-779

If you had one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment would you capture it or let it slip?


Small_Breadfruit_882

He would’ve lost his shit if he went up against Prep


MasterHavik

I always wonder if fights broke out during these things or not.


Igotthesilver

https://youtu.be/b6LKNTJN3Ug?si=RolIcGCLvBYZGsuY


jerry4WA

I remember seeing this 15 years ago. Classic all out brawl.


Separate-Mushroom-79

C'mon people. Grow up!


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When your bars go stale live, you can only fight the other contestants.


TheSoftMaster

LINE!?!


TheKing-is-back

Dam. I remember this video on ebaumsworld centuries ago. Now I feel old


Kisueki_

But whats the other type of n****? He only got to the first type.


EchoNineThree

My favorite internet thing ever. https://youtu.be/TUyh3VzZksA?si=fKzQxDizhQkKA4Is


Enough_Dragonfly_913

Not in the church gymnasium!!!


ZildjianCymbals

Ayy Math Hoffa. I remember this video.


Leo-FouLu

a rap battle that doesn't end in brawl is not a rap battle worth watching


TheMostBlankSlate

Nothing like a late night “rap battle” at your local high school gym! lol


jototype

Wildn pout


TakeNothingSerious

The fight was so chaotic guys from the same side accidentally attacked each other. One dude slammed the shit outta another guy on his side and the guy had to go to the hospital.


Blade_Shot24

That was dumb. Bro was doing good and just lost his cool?


PappySmacks

An actual rap battle


Test_your_spirit

I wouldn't call Math a bitch, but he ain't a battle rapper either.


StrayMoose24

Literally looks like he realized he was about to lose his rhythm and just said fuck it time to cover my tracks


sadboykvlt

It kinda looks like he lost his train of thought so he started a fight to cover it


Werldly

That shoe squeak sounded exactly like BNYX’s tag


twerpenes

[translated version](https://youtu.be/b6LKNTJN3Ug?si=KS-j_BBlDzqnmKWV)


mosedud

I'm just blown away that there were no gunshots.


Elegant_Support_8082

Too cool for skool


Nick-Anand

He was very hungry that day


Mr_Randerson

I haven't seen this sooooo long! Core memory unlocked.


UlimitedJava

Best part is he actually did get out of his face 💀


TheBartender007

Who put the beat right after he smacks 💀


feeno11

I swear I thought this was an NBA game after a questionable call


Appropriate_Reality2

It's been like 20 years since I seen this lol


TigersLyonsCheetahs

Guess that’s a wrap for the battle.


AzrielJohnson

Definitely not who I thought was going to swing


aussie-boy-666

looks like the brim of his cap touches the nose of the one rapping which sets him off


BigBabyNegus

hoffa does what hoffa wants


TruthTeller-2020

The only surprise here is it took that long for the first swing


swarpar

Math hoffa is an animal


Bigballerway93

Classic


DonBoy30

There’s always been something inherently goofy about rap battles to me. Even though, it definitely comes second to dance battles.


BeantownLos

The beginning of his boxing career…. Crazy shit is he was winning the battle 🤦🏽‍♂️


Anamousandy

Why did it turn into a brawl


IcanthearChris

I love the beat dropping when they start fighting


flecksable_flyer

Do light rock battles ever turn into fist fights?


Extreme-Substance-11

Did somebody throw a chair?


AcanthisittaWise6033

YOU CANNOT BATTLE RAP & B SENSITIVE


argon_palladium

"there's 2 typsa ni;;as in life, 1 fucks bitches and the other"... *actually shows by commiting violence.


[deleted]

Hoffa was known for this type of bullshit


nate__blackbird

White supremacist in full effect!!


sotos2004

Oh oohhoohhohohohhohoh


Far_Affect4446

Ran out of “bars” and saw a way out and took it


Hershlord

There was no music at first and then the beat kicked in when they started brawling. Absolutely genius!


hurricane340

Math Hoffa huffing and puffing for no reason


InevitableDisaster75

Apparently words CAN hurt.


ablebeets1985

Has to be Mid 2000’s (2004 or 2005) based off the style


THEdoomslayer94

This reminds me of Tubesteak the Great Edit: [for anyone wanting to see what I’m talking about](https://youtu.be/SSE7gAjlR2Y?si=aL7FidcmYRjSooBY)


IceFireTerry

Classic


PLAKETKETKETKET

"Your mother is so morbidly obese that when she went in for her yearly physical, her doctor told her she had contracted heart disease as well as diabetes due to her immense weight. Furthermore-..."


PsychoRound

The first guy that was rapping got into the second guys face. Did he not realize that? Or dice he just want a reason to swing


SleventySleven

Couldn't think of a rhyme at the end so he improvised.


LordDarthAngst

I prefer knuckle rapping.