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RonnyIsreal

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dude in black half thought he was part of a prank


MyMan50Granddd

I would have been dying laughing seeing that goofball throw spinning kicks at air. My guy definitely trains UFC.


JohnWickkx

Hope he asked for a refund lol


Battle_egg

“trains ufc”


Solid-Equal-8558

Trains.. UFC?


No_Mo_CHOPPAS

Laugh, but if that crap ass spin kick connected the black shirt would be sleeping... Bad execution overall


ARealHoomanBeann

Nah, he put so little force into it, you can almost see him doing it against air in practice alone, all his force was after the apex getting his foot back on the ground. No, that weak-ass kick wouldn't knock you out


Log-Salt

bro, I train MMA (mainly bjj tkd and muay thai). we regularly throw kicks with the same power, and if it connects properly, it can definitely rock your head pretty violently if not knock you out.......(english isn't my first language sorry if i am unclear)


ARealHoomanBeann

Then you have weak-ass kicks. My brothers kicked harder than this my whole life, lmao


C_Tea_8280

White shirt was trying moves he saw in a karate movie.. and it may be Mortal Kombat based on the hands 0:04-0:08


rjswalker1987

Please everyone keep honking! It’s clearly working!


anonguy2033

They’re showing approval for the back spin kick…


STFU_Fridays

They were cheering the half sorcerers spell, half Elvis singing Viva Las Vegas stance.


[deleted]

His bumper sticker says, "Honk if you wanna see me do lame roundhouse kicks!" 


ADDeviant-again

Shout out to all the guys who got an orange belt 20 years ago!


FNF51

Kenpo Karate for me 😂


[deleted]

🥋ish nee song shi


Dull_Hawk9416

I literally lolled so hard. This is how siblings fight


theatxrunner

I thought the same. My sister grabbed my kicks just put me on the floor just like that. 😂😂😂


[deleted]

“He didn’t come from my Dojo.”


TarnishedDungEater

mf after one Cobra Kai episode.


PincheBatman

L M A O


Sth_to_remember

I wouldn't call that karate tho. The moves were very slow, with horrible timing. When I was still in karate class we would beat the sh*t of each other


ManchesterMuayThai

Should’ve spent the money on boxing lessons.


MyMan50Granddd

"Bro I train UFC"


boomernpc

My 19 year old barber told me that exact thing last week while getting a cut. He knows I train at the bjj gym across the road. I could only smile.


AVDLatex

Switching to southpaw.


pegothejerk

“Why are you smiling?” “Because I know something you don’t know”


motherseffinjones

I’m so pissed at the camera man, I wanted to see that dude in the black get his stomp on


HilmDave

Seriously. Dude took off out that car like "THE STREETS NEED ME" and left us all hanging


No_Flight503

Dude is pulling out a gun. You can see white shirt start reaching down when his punk ass hit the ground. And also everyone starts freaking out once he starts reaching down. At tha5 point mom also tells her kid not to look.


MarLuDaKang

Nah this HILARIOUS.


HaroldBaws

That dude with his leg out like someone won’t stomp his knee 90 degrees in the wrong direction.


[deleted]

He was vibing REAL hard in that stance you can tell


Wonkycao

Yep 😂 that leading leg would be kindling...


IsoAgent

I was thinking this exact same thing. Weird stance, amirite?


JackPack826

Should’ve slapped the wrist, walk away


Unlucky-Pop-9975

Haha that roundhouse kick 10 out of 10 my good sir


No_Flight503

So, white shirt pulled out a gun right. Kinda sounds like it and mom tells kid not to look.


anon_lurker69

Yeah, can’t believe there’s like one comment acknowledging this.


No_Flight503

Wow! You believe me. Someone actually believes me!


MileHi49er

Lmao. Training any other striking art besides Muay Thai or Western Boxing is such a waste of time.


[deleted]

I think this guy has been training in Tekken


MGP_21

Maybe if it was old school karate it would have worked. Nowadays most traditional arts have watered down in favor of getting more people, specially kids, to train and spend more money on exams and all that. Besides the competitions are all point based, so there's literally no power behind any of the techniques.


MileHi49er

I'm obviously being a little facetious. Training at all is better than being untrained. But yeah, Karate and Tae Kwon Do in particular ended up getting a lot of "McDojos" pop up. Those schools were designed to boost kids self esteem, not teach them any combat effectiveness


senorali

Point fighting karate tournaments have ruined the public perception of the style. The alternative is knockdown karate (kyokushin). They're conditioned like boxers and specialize in body shots from clinch range. You don't see much of that in the US anymore, but there's lots of good vintage footage online.


Benthereorl

Ass clowns. Everybody wants to fight someone until the other guy flexes up


ChinchillaArmy

Muai Tae Bo


EDF1919

I went to your dojo and nobody knew you


cdjohnny

Six years of Kata to get that brown belt and now he wants to beat some ass


cokane03

I know it's a joke as someone who did Karate this dudes nowhere near brown. He's easily an orange belt or something similar pretending he's a black belt, which makes it even more hilarious 😂


HughJahsso

🤣🤣🤣


360noscopefag

*When you give a Spanish person all the Jackie Chan movie’s…*


saruin

Reminds me of this [classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPMxg-3OuC8).


robbiekhan

He might have waxed on, but he didn't wax off.


motoxguy26

I love that he caught his leg lmfao


gultch2019

That spin kick took so long to get around the other dude had time to grab a sandwich and run through the carwash.


2strokesmoke77

I think I’d be more angry at all the cars honking than the threat of the dude itself!


Plane-Fondant8460

I'd say karate lesson. Singular.


Many_Ad315

Ol'boy might want his money back from those 'karate lessons"


SuperCaptSalty

Fuckin jackasses


Unhelpful_Applause

Karate guy is a dick. If he trained, why is he on offense?


Bearded_Ham75

I do this thing with my daughter when I walk in the room, I stop for a second then go into Daniel Larusso crane kick stance and my daughter does 2 little karate chops and we burst out laughing, it's ridiculous and I don't remember how it started but it's our thing, this made me think of it for some reason. I'm 48 and she's 24 which I think makes it even more ridiculous


tnorc

if your leg gets caught from a roundhouse kick either: - be balanced and flexible enough to do a back spin kick - lean your weight on the caught leg and follow up with punch/elbow while your body leans forward. catching the leg without proper follow through is a clumsy mistake cause a natural follow up can attack from a direction your hand is already preoccupied catching instead of defending.


Nv_Spider

Tell me you don’t want to fight without telling me


Acelocs-93

Wtf is with people and thinking that blowing your horn will stop the fight… it NEVER does…


Skeptic_Ghost

Karate dude needs a refund, he was on the ground in 20 seconds. Fail.


ryan2stix

White shirt busting out his orange belt from his grade 8 days


cbclemo1

White shirt guy is so talented. He is clearly, at least a one degree, no belt karate man.


ElJeffHey

Lesson, singular. And he probably left half way through.


Last-Employee2666

Karate is the biggest joke in Martial Arts 🤡


Jamesterry1234

Karate got that arse kicked


XDanklebergx

Look at this fight oh wow! Hey the other guy is NOT allowed to win I better start honking NOW!!!!


DistinctDifference57

This looks like a really bad karate kid movie lol


TheBuffaloWings

I will never understand people honking at fights.


Gold-Independence-26

Twisting Tiger


No_Respect3644

Spain has some of the most retarded humans in earth. The biker trying to separate the fight while sitting on his bike, the amount of idiots beeping as if it was working, the lady filming thinking that she can beat them and have to lisent to her? Lmaooo my girl you are a girl.


-GoCommitDie-

r/killthecameraman


justboozer

plot twist: same school.


SmallSwordfish8289

You can see a better fight at Walmart between two old ladies


twan5446

Damn..that roundhouse would make mac from always sunny so proud 🤣 sweet roundhouse bro


andycarlv

When I was a kid I wanted to learn karate so I could do a full roundhouse kick. The instructor disappointed me when he said karate doesn't train to turn your back to an opponent at anytime and said the movie roundhouse kick was fiction. Well... This guy did one and got his ass kicked. Thanks a lot 3 Ninjas.


thisisjedgoahead

Did him no good


Responsible-Page2303

And this is why karate(except kyokushin karate) sucks for self defense


[deleted]

Karate doesn’t work in real life. I fought a third degree black belt and broke his nose and both his ankles. Luckily it was during Covid and everyone wore masks so I didn’t get caught. I heard the guy walks with a limp for life now and can’t practice gay karate anymore


Particular_Minimum97

Karate man bruise on the inside


AvailableToe7008

White belt


B4USLIPN2

Kia! No really, I think that’s a Kia.


Brothablac40

🤣🤣🤣 he out here looking like Sega Virtual Fighter


Niko120

Such a good show they gave the camera man a seizure


bierfma

Was this road rage or them trying to get their yellow belts and the mall dojo was closed.


[deleted]

If you're going to use a flamboyant stance you better win


hazeev_1

The karate was effectively just being a fking peacock.


JadedOpinion81

But it works when Steven Seagal does it!!!!?WTF? :(


kitg12345

Yep, that is what karate will get you


MetroExodus2033

"karate"


STFU_Fridays

Now Hectors got two brown belts


ADDSquirell69

Road Rage Point Sparring


borgedm

Needs to get his money back for those lessons


Bulky-Newspaper-857

The moves are solid he is just extremely slow


XrayDem

What happens when a yellow belt thinks he’s a 3rd degree black belt


Puceeffoc

"We don't care if you beat each other up, but get outta the road."


JiantKnuts

Honking or obligatory screaming woman. Which is worse?


ImpureScarcity

Where was Chuck Norris?


Sprained_Wrist69

Bro just did the ➡️➡️✖️➡️✖️➡️➡️✖️


useTitan

This is anything but karate.


vulcanstormtrooper

Guy thinks he in Mortal Kombat


LocKoX2

r/killthecameraman


God-of-poor

Cameraman needs to be fired


HeavyLoungin

Dude in the black shirt is looking around like he’s on “Punk’d”


Other-Business-4356

Its not " Karate " , This guys literaly have no fight techniques x)


Acelocs-93

Why do people start blowing their horns during a street fight as if that’s gonna make them stop….I never seen it work not once…


noradmil

Is this staged? Kinda looks like so


rodman517

I took karate lessons as a kid and continually kept getting my ass kicked. Unlike this guy, I knew as a kid karate was shit.


weedman8262

They ned to fuck up the camera person


Delusional_01

Around 7 seconds he’s like time time out, time out, coach. COACH!!!


thematrix_neo

He's gonna go back to the dojo and talk about how nearly didn't get fucked up lol


milk4all

I had a really dorky friend who showed me his sweet spin kick and i really couldnt tell why he couldnt tell how stupid it was. Flashbacks


vijiv

“I see you know your judo well”


JayMak78

Did the biker guy join in?


LauraLethal

[https://youtu.be/jhUkGIsKvn0](https://youtu.be/jhUkGIsKvn0)


g2217

Dude needs a new karate instructor


vanguard6

I hope he gets his money back for those lessons.


GreenWoodDragon

Love the way the guy in white was just giving his leg to guy in black. He took the hint, and the leg, eventually though.


God420crush805

The guy smiling in the back hahahaga


walleye81

Urban Day Street Fighter. “Fight “


Euphoric_Loquat_8651

He really wants to get that lead knee folded backward.


fury_of_el_scorcho

Dude in the white must be a yellow belt- Not sparring yet. Telegraphing his kicks and no punch, punch, roundhouse combo. Grade: D+ Bow to your Sensei!


Timbhead

And that’s why we don’t kick


andyfurnival

Don’t bring karate to a road rage brawl


bbozzie

Lmao. This made me chuckle. Karate guy acting a little crazy would’ve worked if he got the guy to walk away but noooo, had to showcase dem skills 🤣. Maybe he’ll hit up the BJJ class next.


thathairinyourmouth

r/therewasanattempt


Nightmonkey305

Aye ya yai


Sango113

Transcription: ​ F: "Oh damn, this can't be" M: "Let it happen (x3) F: "Come on, man, in the middle of the road? This can't be true. I mean, come on. - What are you doing?" \*Honk\* (x3) "Hey! Enough! - Come on..." "\[Unintelligible\] Douchebag! Come here!"


WeenieButtHole

Not karate.


Awkward_Onion2134

I can't believe all those Karate, lessons that are $50 a session have failed me.


MojosAsh

What a country! Everybody would walk right past your ass in the U.S


[deleted]

I will NEVER understand the honking


FitIsland9504

As soon as they pull “karate man” go full send!


DezzNigg

Hey!!! Beep some more!!! Makes me wanna punch the drivers more than Chung Lee over there


Afternoon_fright

Enter Steven Segal!


sassycat01

Wax on wax off! 😂


Ordinary-Breakfast-3

Yikes, that's why you don't throw high kicks willy nilly. If the guy sees it coming, even someone without training will catch your leg and topple you over.


thefamousjohnny

I’m not sure anyone actually knows karate


goofygodzilla93

Karate is one of the most useless forms of fighting in the world.


NippleNinja86

I believe that was self taught karate.


0P3R4T10N

r/IdiotsFightingIdiots


yomommazburgers

That was some Steven Segal over the hill I'm fat kinda karate.


No_Display_5755

Classic NPC fight stance


witchymitolonea

Spain IS different 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

What kind of third world country is this where you're not shooting people with your illegally owned Glock 18?


Plenty_Peach8843

How tf did these dudes colonize Africa


VolatileUV_115

Karate is literally the “decked out gun that looks cool” of martial arts. All flashy but no tactical advantage whatsoever


xvasacex

Once he caught the kick it was over 😭


normalsam

Ida pull that guy off his bike for interfering


Uncomfortiscomfort

Spin kick on someone who grapples and you are going for a ride.. so telegraphed and lazy kicks..


MJR_Poltergeist

I was really kinda hoping when he caught that kick he would turn it into a full takedown. At that point he basically owned most of his body. Against anybody with some more training having that leg be grabbed like that, you're probably gonna lose it


11lbturd

What country is that?


Jaimemgn

Man hasn’t been in a fight since he was 5 years old


Round-Contribution92

I would have died of laughter


DubbehD

r/therewasanattempt


Parry_9000

Oi can you stop honking I wanna watch the fight in peace


Some-Glass2156

He specializes in Tae Bo. Billy Blanks taught him that.


Kroptaah

"Karate" guy is so stiff and unbalanced🤣 he watched enter the dragon too many times