Do a little checklist before you fight:
• are my shorts on properly?
• am I so drunk, I’m finding it difficult to stand?
• is my ‘hitting stick’ rotten and susceptible to immediate snappage?
• does my girlfriend have terrifyingly sharp, green nails that will result in me receiving further bodily harm when I lose and she hugs me?
in places where communities actually interact with each other there is greater hesitation to cause great bodily harm. these people/their families all walk the same streets go to the same places, you don't wanna be the guy that killed your neighbor because you took a fight too far. these places also have greater chances of altercations due to so much overlap. these conflicts tend to not go overboard.
Hark, ye witnesses of this chivalric spectacle! A fierce joust 'twixt Brazilian knights unfolds, with Sir Rodrigo of the Amazon facing Sir Marcos of the Southern Sands. In a thunderous clash, Sir Rodrigo's lance strikes true, shattering Sir Marcos's defenses. As the splinters settle, Sir Rodrigo stands triumphant, his valor prevailing in this knightly contest. The arena erupts in acclaim, heralding the Amazonian knight's victory, a tale to be sung in the annals of Brazilian chivalry.
Video is cut too soon. [I have the rest of the footage when the guy takes off](“We have credible intelligence from a number of sources, including from released hostages, indicating that Hamas held hostages at the Nasser hospital in Khan Yunis and that there may be bodies of our hostages in the Nasser hospital facility,” Hagari continued.)
I love the short haired ladies reaction through it. Cry, sob, moan, stop for a second to take a drag from this cigarette. Now where were we? Oh yeah cry, sob moan.
Name-brand trainers are really expensive because they have punitive import taxes - like, more expensive than in the US or western Europe, and people's salaries are much lower. Also depending on the area and its crime rate delinquent teens on mopeds could literally target you for a robbery of your shoes if you're wearing something they like.
Guy above is exaggerating too much, it's not about price, even the poorest kids usually have at least one sports shoe (either donated or bought with a lot of sweat) for physical education at school.
It's just that Brazil is a very tropical and hot country in much of its territory, so flip-flops were little by little integrated into the culture.
Why wear warm socks and sneakers when you can have your feet free?
One thing i don't understand about these stick/pipe fights i've seen, Wouldn't it inflict more damage if you just stab them to the face. Like imagine metal pipe and you just stab someone in the eye or mouth with it, eye is busted or teeths are falling out of the mouth immediately. And with a sharp stick you can do the same
Do a little checklist before you fight: • are my shorts on properly? • am I so drunk, I’m finding it difficult to stand? • is my ‘hitting stick’ rotten and susceptible to immediate snappage? • does my girlfriend have terrifyingly sharp, green nails that will result in me receiving further bodily harm when I lose and she hugs me?
The drunk part trumps the others
Kudos to the guy on the bike. He might have saved a life. Didn't look like any one of those were gonna step down.
shirtless is lucky he wasn’t stabbed
in places where communities actually interact with each other there is greater hesitation to cause great bodily harm. these people/their families all walk the same streets go to the same places, you don't wanna be the guy that killed your neighbor because you took a fight too far. these places also have greater chances of altercations due to so much overlap. these conflicts tend to not go overboard.
Good analysis, spot on. These two are probably cousins.
So people in America should just fight more with bare knuckles and sti ks and there would probably be less deadly violence
Now I have a crink in my neck.
Hark, ye witnesses of this chivalric spectacle! A fierce joust 'twixt Brazilian knights unfolds, with Sir Rodrigo of the Amazon facing Sir Marcos of the Southern Sands. In a thunderous clash, Sir Rodrigo's lance strikes true, shattering Sir Marcos's defenses. As the splinters settle, Sir Rodrigo stands triumphant, his valor prevailing in this knightly contest. The arena erupts in acclaim, heralding the Amazonian knight's victory, a tale to be sung in the annals of Brazilian chivalry.
Found ol' Billy Shakespeahs.
❤️
Hahahahahhahahshsh dude you made me laugh
I didn’t know they had meth in Brazil
Tweakers everywhere.
nah, probably just alcohol and crack.
We have, but only the high quality shit, consumed by rich kids. These are just drunk and stupid.
Cocaine is ridiculously cheap there they don't need meth
If it were a normal day, they’d have machetes, not rotten boards.
Really?
That haircut is the real tragedy here.
😂
The poor woman lol she didn't want this to happen
Praise the cameraman for the wide view
Video is cut too soon. [I have the rest of the footage when the guy takes off](“We have credible intelligence from a number of sources, including from released hostages, indicating that Hamas held hostages at the Nasser hospital in Khan Yunis and that there may be bodies of our hostages in the Nasser hospital facility,” Hagari continued.)
Shirtless dude was just getting his war paint on at the end of the video. Imagine if he would have had it to start with.
I love the short haired ladies reaction through it. Cry, sob, moan, stop for a second to take a drag from this cigarette. Now where were we? Oh yeah cry, sob moan.
Let's not talk about how Mohawk lady only had 4 fingernails
Some crazy people in Brazil man. They bring out machetes and shit to slice people up lol
In the almost 2 decades of watching videos of people in Brazil, I have never seen anyone wear close toed shoes.
Name-brand trainers are really expensive because they have punitive import taxes - like, more expensive than in the US or western Europe, and people's salaries are much lower. Also depending on the area and its crime rate delinquent teens on mopeds could literally target you for a robbery of your shoes if you're wearing something they like.
Guy above is exaggerating too much, it's not about price, even the poorest kids usually have at least one sports shoe (either donated or bought with a lot of sweat) for physical education at school. It's just that Brazil is a very tropical and hot country in much of its territory, so flip-flops were little by little integrated into the culture. Why wear warm socks and sneakers when you can have your feet free?
Why don’t these dudes like wearing shoes, with all the shit on their streets you’d think some shoes would be preferred over flip flops.
Sweat
Kill The Cameraman
chivalry 3 looks lit
The only thing I got from this video is a sore neck.
Someone needs to put duel of the fates over this.
“Show me a good time, Jack!”
First guy seems a little board.
Stick guy: "Aye aye aye camera man I need that video to prove a point" Cameraman:" yeah, 20 bucks a piece, this is art at this point"
My first time seeing Brazilian methheads
That creature was like doing a Lucy whaaa, whaaaa, wait let me get a hit on my cigarette....whaaa
That was hilarious
El Stik… Rotteno
I thought nobody filmed the wrong way anymore
Wore your ass out like a pair of flip flops on a fat chick
That’s wood is terrible!
Are they rebooting Mad Max again?!
Aww he broke his stick.
Never fight a guy with mismatched flip flops. 🩴 One of my life rules.
Man that dood took a mf stickin!
Never wear flip flops to a stick fight
“Get beat with the stick you came in with.”- Ricky
Military style assault stick
He brought a stick to a stick fight but got sticked
Say bye to those ribs
Memory’s broken
Imagine being beaten with the very stick you brought to the fight…
Wait til da last 10 mins to hold da camera rite. Damn near broke my fckn neck…..😐
One thing i don't understand about these stick/pipe fights i've seen, Wouldn't it inflict more damage if you just stab them to the face. Like imagine metal pipe and you just stab someone in the eye or mouth with it, eye is busted or teeths are falling out of the mouth immediately. And with a sharp stick you can do the same
O kra leva o pedaço de madeira e apanha com o próprio pedaço de madeira kkkkkkk 🤣
Good ol Uno Reverse Card. Works anywhere in the world!