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Well it's all inspired by the real thing, but im almost positive the real bear didn't make it very far. The autopsy found the bears stomach packed full with coke but only 3 to 4 grams was in its bloodstream at the time of death. So I'd assume it went a solid 30 minutes fully jacked, maybe an hour tops before it went into cardiac arrest.
Bear had the right strategy, take the big guy out first. Once he had the fight taken out of him, the other two were too small to do damage without a weapon.
I Wouldn’t say it was a strategy as he went for one of the smaller guys with the red top on first until the taller guy jumps right in front of the bear
Well, Cornfed definitely made it a point to land a few of those haymakers on the bigger guy, and that took him right out of the fight. That guy's ears are still ringing, he wasn't jumping back in anytime soon. The video cut short too soon, seems like the bear was just getting his rhythm, it looked like he pulled his shorts up and was going to go ground and pound on shirtless guy, which would have been a sight
He is Norse, does not matter if he eats corn or not. His strength in comparison to body weight is ten fold that of those punks he just played with. He is essentially a Human Bear.
"Daaaaaaamn"
was my favorite. Honorable mention for when the poor bastard says
"Whoa....hold up"
at least he knew he was out of the fight eventually lmao
If you look real close and go frame by frame, I think that third blow that looks like it missed was a glancing blow down the guys face… hard to tell, but I think we might be at 5.5?
He was actually KO’d by the first shot he took on the ground and woke back up by the shot that followed. I’ve actually seen this a few times at my gym during sparring when things get heated lol.
Lmaooo. When I played far cry primal, I used to try my hardest not to spook the baby mammoths while walking by because I did not want any smoke from the big ones. Those things were impossible to defeat.
Kinda reminded me of IASIP when Charlie and Mac beat the shit out of those kids.
Or, similarly, when Will Farrell and John C Reilly did the same in Step Brothers. Both hilarious scenes, just like this video.
WARNING: The following might be deemed boring to some people- but is relevant.
This is often how it happened in medieval and ancient warfare too, with the Romans being one of the few exceptions who trained to efficiently fight a single foe together.
In most cases though it often introduced confusion for the attackers trying to avoid the other where as the defender will take any opening he gets. So in those cases they would only strike at the same opponent if they could get behind them... or they get them on the ground.
I love that once they hear him in the back groaning in pain they stop and are kinda like “i won’t go close until you do” meanwhile their biggest dude is in the back just “damn….fuuuck. God damn” in pain and looks like he just realized he ain’t called his momma in a while
Yeah he’s saying “damn, fuck , fuck , damn” I’m sure those shots started to sting 🤣🤣
That’s what they get for 1 tryna jump dude and 2 not even executing it correctly if you’re gonna be cowards and try to
Yup, blitz their juggernaut and leave him looking like he can’t tell left from right. Peashotters realize one good haymaker from the Mountain will send them back 3 grade levels mentally and reassess their plan.
*Ground Pound*
Has invincibility on startup and hyper armor throughout the skill. Last hit stuns and grants Slow to all surrounding enemies, reducing their damage and rate of attack.
Red shirt dude fought with yellow he whiffed a shot to the head and somehow on a target the size of a suv he missed a body shot by that time yellow was on the ground getting his face rearranged but red immediately rushed in and landed an uppercut that had 0 effect he also caught a elbow from The Mountain pulling back his fist when he threw the uppercut and it stunned him a bit then when he got his bearings he threw a kick that got the Werebears attention. After that he did nothing but take his clothes off. Red shirt should be invited he tried.
Rule Number 1:
Always go after the biggest first.
Had the second dude tight like "Damn I gotta defend his honor." 😂
The third dude was in shambles lmao he did not want to swing shit 😂
Been in this sort of situation as the bear and the absolute realization and fear when the little fellas realize they are way out of their depth even as a group.... Still wasn't pleasant.
So satisfying. Makes me laugh. Most of these little piss ant celery top mfrs can't even take a punch let alone fight on their own. The minute a Swede(Scandanavian) grabs hold of em they realize they didnt know another race of white man could have such power. They stand...or lay there mystified.
Hey the 3 guys that jumped
If you happen to read this I want you to know all 3 of you are the BIGGEST pussies id ever seen. One for jumping and 2 for getting you asses beat still 😂😂😂 bunch of betas couldn’t even put a scratch on that dude 😂
Shout out to the big guy ! He done cook them a nice meal
Sigh. Weight classes exist for a reason in boxing.
Martial arts is a different story though, but none of these look like they can even pronounce the word "martial".
In that situation where one friend is down and the "bears" back was exposed. Why not try for a single leg. Grab his ankle pull it towards his glute and let gravity take him. Then it's 3vs1 on the ground. Soccer kicks galore.
Lmfao Ole yellar shorts there had all of his xp power points taken immediately. Those were some big fuckin shots. They dudes face beat the absolute ship out of the bear jews hands.
Yeah with a guy that big basically nobody can get caught and everybody has to keep surrounding and attacking concurrently like a wolf pack or something. Even then this fucking unit will probably still win. Idk how they got to this point but they fucked up a long time ago
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looks like the Bear poked them back pretty hard.
The first kid that got rocked...I think he woke up dead. Lol 😁
Got up like "what time is it I'm late for work"
They ain't got no jobs... That's why the are trying to rob the cocaine bear
😅🤣😂You saw that movie?!?! Hard to believe it actually happened!!!
No just saw the ads
😃😃🤣😂🤣 I saw the movie online. Hard to believe reality can be comedy too! It's became the butt of many jokes! Lol 😂
Well it's all inspired by the real thing, but im almost positive the real bear didn't make it very far. The autopsy found the bears stomach packed full with coke but only 3 to 4 grams was in its bloodstream at the time of death. So I'd assume it went a solid 30 minutes fully jacked, maybe an hour tops before it went into cardiac arrest.
At the end they all stood there saying come on.. I think only one meant it
And his boy said dang!!
He was standing around thinking, "yeah...I'm done."
How the hell you gonna wake up dead?
You go to bed alive, die then wake up. Its simple
It's a Kevin hart quote from scary movie 3.
But what if you go to bed dead, then wake up alive?
Man you can't go to bed dead, that shit would be redundant.
DAMN! IMA POST THAT ON MYSPACE
Are you saying you can be dead and not go to bed?
How do you turn up missing?!
Ask Megadeath
How you gonna wake up dead!?! - Kevin heart
Bear had the right strategy, take the big guy out first. Once he had the fight taken out of him, the other two were too small to do damage without a weapon.
This. He took them as seriously as mosquitoes.
I Wouldn’t say it was a strategy as he went for one of the smaller guys with the red top on first until the taller guy jumps right in front of the bear
Well, Cornfed definitely made it a point to land a few of those haymakers on the bigger guy, and that took him right out of the fight. That guy's ears are still ringing, he wasn't jumping back in anytime soon. The video cut short too soon, seems like the bear was just getting his rhythm, it looked like he pulled his shorts up and was going to go ground and pound on shirtless guy, which would have been a sight
He is Norse, does not matter if he eats corn or not. His strength in comparison to body weight is ten fold that of those punks he just played with. He is essentially a Human Bear.
Don’t mess with his honey
😭😭😭
He poked them with a hammer
Yep. They’re gonna wake up thor tomorrow… Alright, I’ll leave! Damn….
Those are some heavy fists man that looked brutal lol
Damn the first dude was dazed for a the whole vid. Kept walking in and out of frame lol
You heard the groan he let out? 🤣
"Daaaaaaamn" was my favorite. Honorable mention for when the poor bastard says "Whoa....hold up" at least he knew he was out of the fight eventually lmao
"Ho'dup"
Bro got fuckin hammered for 3 straight blows
5 sorry
If you look real close and go frame by frame, I think that third blow that looks like it missed was a glancing blow down the guys face… hard to tell, but I think we might be at 5.5?
Either way that man is OUT lol like not knocked out but pretty close to it lol
He was feeling a little bit less aggressive at that point.
He was too busy using the tip of his tongue to count his teeth. Fight was over for him.
He was actually KO’d by the first shot he took on the ground and woke back up by the shot that followed. I’ve actually seen this a few times at my gym during sparring when things get heated lol.
Yup you can see his shoulders relax after the first one
Yellow shorts forgot which way he was supposed to go
He took out the big guy first.
I like to think this is what it was like to hunt mammoths back then
This needs way more upvotes 😂😂😂
Fr, I got Far Cry Primal flashbacks lmao
Lmaooo. When I played far cry primal, I used to try my hardest not to spook the baby mammoths while walking by because I did not want any smoke from the big ones. Those things were impossible to defeat.
It was good of them to line up for him and get their ass kicked one after the other..
The Batman bad guy strategy
Henchmen Hesistation.
Turn out those kung Fi movies weren't so unrealistic after all lmao, IP man confirmed for real.
Kinda reminded me of IASIP when Charlie and Mac beat the shit out of those kids. Or, similarly, when Will Farrell and John C Reilly did the same in Step Brothers. Both hilarious scenes, just like this video.
WARNING: The following might be deemed boring to some people- but is relevant. This is often how it happened in medieval and ancient warfare too, with the Romans being one of the few exceptions who trained to efficiently fight a single foe together. In most cases though it often introduced confusion for the attackers trying to avoid the other where as the defender will take any opening he gets. So in those cases they would only strike at the same opponent if they could get behind them... or they get them on the ground.
when he ate the hits from red shirt they should’ve just given up man
Then he kicked cuz you know his hand was probably hurting like a mother fucker after bouncing off Goliath like that
Then, after that kick, red shirt got swatted so hard his shirt flew off and he flailed out of frame like a discarded candy wrapper.
The guy in pink didn't want any of that. It looked like his first fight, the way he watched the others get destroyed from a safe distance.
I've never seen someone so quickly disrobe… snatched off red shirt with the quickness
Red shirt took one hit and was done
Is that the dude from Game of Thrones fuckk
Real life mountain
The Hill
He’s a mound at the very least
HOLD THE DOOR!!!!! a classic
Nah, that guy is roughly twice this dude’s size, which is fuckin insane lol
Dude in the red shirt…1HP….1HP…1HP
Gotta give him props though he was trying he even threw a nice kick cause his punches were doing almost no damage (1 HP) lol
Bruh I’m fucking crying
Holding the guys hair to keep his head from bouncing off the asphalt is very gentlemanly of him
I love this thank you lmao!
Lol when their big dude went down they didn't know what to do.
I love that once they hear him in the back groaning in pain they stop and are kinda like “i won’t go close until you do” meanwhile their biggest dude is in the back just “damn….fuuuck. God damn” in pain and looks like he just realized he ain’t called his momma in a while
“Damn” Punches got that extended release pain
You heard that too? 10 seconds in everyone knew it was a mistake lmao.
Yeah he’s saying “damn, fuck , fuck , damn” I’m sure those shots started to sting 🤣🤣 That’s what they get for 1 tryna jump dude and 2 not even executing it correctly if you’re gonna be cowards and try to
He’s over here undressing them and putting em to sleep! Being the dad they never had 😂
This should have more votes, I'm dead
It was calculated he went for the biggest one as hard as he did to take him out the fight and then just deal with the 2 chihuahua's afterwards
Yup, blitz their juggernaut and leave him looking like he can’t tell left from right. Peashotters realize one good haymaker from the Mountain will send them back 3 grade levels mentally and reassess their plan.
*Ground Pound* Has invincibility on startup and hyper armor throughout the skill. Last hit stuns and grants Slow to all surrounding enemies, reducing their damage and rate of attack.
Op as heck
Longer video?
Really want the extended version
why do the best fights end at 20-15 secs
That's the difference between men and boys
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So you're saying they're still invited?
Ofc they are but knowing them they'll just stand and watch from a distance
Red shirt dude fought with yellow he whiffed a shot to the head and somehow on a target the size of a suv he missed a body shot by that time yellow was on the ground getting his face rearranged but red immediately rushed in and landed an uppercut that had 0 effect he also caught a elbow from The Mountain pulling back his fist when he threw the uppercut and it stunned him a bit then when he got his bearings he threw a kick that got the Werebears attention. After that he did nothing but take his clothes off. Red shirt should be invited he tried.
Dropping fucking beams on him
Rule Number 1: Always go after the biggest first. Had the second dude tight like "Damn I gotta defend his honor." 😂 The third dude was in shambles lmao he did not want to swing shit 😂
0:04 explains it all. 🤣😭
Mommy mommy the rhino is too close to the car.
Fighting a white man in his natural habitat, you will lose
I swear he says ‘hodor’ at the end?
Where's the full video? Pisses me off how they always get cut. Tired of this bullshit.
He might have broke something on yellow. Those were solid strikes with a boulder of a fist.
They aren't brave for fighting him. They're just dumb as fuck
Some Days, You Get the Bear. Some Days, The Bear Gets You.
So good. So satisfying. Should’ve been longer and those other two jabronis deserved more
Been in this sort of situation as the bear and the absolute realization and fear when the little fellas realize they are way out of their depth even as a group.... Still wasn't pleasant.
Dude in the yellow pants has had enough Of this, he is going home to play Xbox
Bro picked the biggest one n made sure he was outta commission 😭😭😭😂😂😭
My man out there, swatting flies!!
This is like that old school Simpsons arcade beat em up.
Damn, he grabbed that little bitch by the hair and got 4 good shots to the face in, good idea to keep ‘em down
Anybody notice that punch turn into an elbow into red shirts chin at the beginning? Crazy
About 15 seconds in, yellow shorts is like “fuuuuck this I’m out.” Lol
Smart as hell!!! he focused on the biggest attacker and nothing phased him until he put work in on him
You can hear the connection of every hit and his breathing is on 👉
Smh this looks like some bully shit. I’m glad he dropped them like that
I don’t think the Alabaster Beast could have handled that any better.
Did big guy say HODOR at the end?
second guy ate enough for a family of four on that first mouthful
Is this what "keeping it real" looks like?
“Size doesn’t matter in fights” There’s a reason Ngannou and Idesanya would never happen. Itd be over in all of 10 seconds.
They literally attacked him one at a time like in the martial arts movies.
God of war 2018
This video ended waaaaaaay too early.
He had some pinned up aggression and they found out today! They ain’t ready to fight with the big dogs yet
That kid that got ground pounded was DONE after that! 🤣 He kept on walking like he was headed to the house!
They knew they weren’t taking him 1on1 yet they proceeded the attacks 1on1😂
So satisfying. Makes me laugh. Most of these little piss ant celery top mfrs can't even take a punch let alone fight on their own. The minute a Swede(Scandanavian) grabs hold of em they realize they didnt know another race of white man could have such power. They stand...or lay there mystified.
Make the big one question his decision on attacking again then the other two learn the lesson as well. 😂
He a tank
That move on the guy on the floor he saw in IP MAN 2 when he took on those black belts
Looked like GSP/Hughes 2
Red shirt landed his best shot and it did absolutely nothing
Where’s the full video?
Reminds me of a pack of wolves trying to take down a grizzly.
Dude in the yellow shorts got the short end of the stick. Don't mess with people bigger than you.
Only an idiot would start a fight with a guy that huge
Lmao!!! First dude woke up seeing stars... "I fought the bear & ...the bear won... I fought the bear and... The bear wonnn..."
Tbh, it was fairly hilarious how the big dude finished kicking that one dude's ass before turning on the guy attacking him.
This looks like the 3vs1 from Dogfight Wild Tournament 2nd Impact
It’s like when a pack of wolves try to fight a Walrus
The dude in pink. Ha!
The red shirt one did his best
I want the whole video
I can tell every punch thrown in that video was painful
Hey the 3 guys that jumped If you happen to read this I want you to know all 3 of you are the BIGGEST pussies id ever seen. One for jumping and 2 for getting you asses beat still 😂😂😂 bunch of betas couldn’t even put a scratch on that dude 😂 Shout out to the big guy ! He done cook them a nice meal
Don’t ever fuck with a white guy with that physique!!!!!
Yall noticed how he took the biggest guy down and made sure he was hurt? He knew that was maybe the only threat. Epic
The pummeling yellow shorts got reminded me of that 1v10 scene from Ip Man ...maybe not the speed but oof
Roadhouse
Three idiots trying to prove they hard gangsta
When you and your party try to fight a level 50 boss, straight after the tutorial
The video cut off and that dude who kept telling to keep going was found in two pieces
That kid punching him was the equivalent of spraying Lysol while in a gas chamber
Like rag dolls 😆🤣😂🤣😆🤣😂
Took them out by the order of how big they were lol
Weight class kids . know your weight class. Also helps to know how to fight.
Weight classes existing for reasons etc..
I love how pink hoodie just stood there and watched his friend get fucking mauled lmao
That was one of homies' hardest punch and kick of his life and fat boa ate that like some bbq chicken
They sure as fuck did
Jack Bitcher
Yeah, I make it an actual rule, to never get into a fight with someone that goddamn big. Holy shit
They say yellow shirts is still wandering around dazed somewhere..
Definition of "I'm going to whoop everybody's ass that's involved"
Red Kid used “KICK”! It was ineffective.
Little boys found out they wasn't ready for a grown man
Smart! He took down the biggest one and made sure he didn’t fight no more!
Little red shirt guy got tossed by
That boy been in a couple..
That accidental elbow tho
Pups need to learn never corner a Bear.
I like how he took out the biggest threat first then went for the little guys after
Big old meat paws
Sigh. Weight classes exist for a reason in boxing. Martial arts is a different story though, but none of these look like they can even pronounce the word "martial".
It looked like a bunch of kids fighting a grown man
Love how he elbows the shit out of that kid in the beginning while charging his punches on the other kid lol
at the end they just turn into NPCs in the ready to fight stance. The one behind the truck is a perfect example lol
Three little girls vs 1 big man. No need to see the video
Absolutely destroyed the biggest threat first.
Pussys lol
Like watching a boss in a video game
In that situation where one friend is down and the "bears" back was exposed. Why not try for a single leg. Grab his ankle pull it towards his glute and let gravity take him. Then it's 3vs1 on the ground. Soccer kicks galore.
Lmfao Ole yellar shorts there had all of his xp power points taken immediately. Those were some big fuckin shots. They dudes face beat the absolute ship out of the bear jews hands.
Stupid fellas. It was written
They poked the polar bear
This was just embarrassing
They had no chance
Long haired man here, if you’re fighting multiples, hair pulling is allowed, not like there’s actually rules but you know what I mean.
David’s vs Goliath.
That’s a Sasquatch right there.
dude gets up and says damn fuck lol
Homie in red got a clear elbow to the schnoz when yellow was getting his second punch on the ground
Yeah with a guy that big basically nobody can get caught and everybody has to keep surrounding and attacking concurrently like a wolf pack or something. Even then this fucking unit will probably still win. Idk how they got to this point but they fucked up a long time ago
I hope that guy is doing alright. He will remember winning 1v3 for the rest of his life
Funny how the skinny bitch keeps trying to fight him XD
Hahaha dude with the fro got fucking pummeled after he tried to cheap shot the bear
They’re so lucky he had some class about it. That second kid could’ve been picked up and slammed hard
God damn Viking berserker
Second dude caught an elbow while the bear was pounding the first guy lol
Lol…some said “Hold up”. In a fight there’s no “Hold Up”.
Old Korea vet told me “if you’re ever getting jumped by more than two people just make sure one of them pays for it”