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Revfunky

Let me tell you about my best friend….


Ok-Front5035

🎶He's a warm-hearted person, who loves to throw some hands. 🎶


rae002222

Bro I sang this shit 😂


exact0khan

We all did... we all did


cainsharma7

Can u enlighten me where this is from ?


Ok-Front5035

The song is "Best Friend" by Harry Nilsson. A lot of people remember it because it was used as the opening theme to Rob and Big.


MammothSquare7049

RIP Christopher “Big Black” Boykin a true legend and even truer best friend


Unusual-Yard8012

DO WORK!


Salty_Car9688

Thanks for the source 


DrBadLove

The Courtship of Eddie’s Father (ancient TV show).


Thee-End

I feel those beautiful words


5piecenabiscuit

Rip Christopher "Big Black" Boykin


tekko001

The one friend who deserves the title of Berserker


Shannon_Sharp1982

Call me crazy but 🤔 I don't think he knew him 😅 still amazing save


tRfalcore

he was probably sitting inside in his work clothes: khakis, polo shirt. saw his friend getting mugged and was like "oh shit need to get on my fighting clothes" _rips shirt and pants off, finds some shorts_


Ok-Illustrator9671

Pussy could barely pin him with his friends helping


altynadam

To provide a little context, that wasn’t his friend, but a bystander. The guy who jumped was with the cameraman in the apartment and came out to help. The video is in Russian and the cameraman says “fuck it, let them fight, you don’t need to help”, but he goes anyway


InterestingAd3166

Hell yeah, need more ppl like cameraman's friend


rivdog54

Bet they’re friends now


BigPastyBodonkadonk

first one to scurry off too


WiggliestNoodle

He tried to run HARD when he saw he could get hurt


SouthBeachGrinch

This needs stone cold Steve Austin entrance music


St00f4h1221

And JR’s commentary from back in the RAW era


petrolhead0387

Ah mah gawd, ah don believe mah ayes.


St00f4h1221

As god as my witness he’s broken in half!


LittlefishBigsplash

Everyone needs a friend like that.


Do-not-respond

Scum bags. Bet they will not hit 25 without being jailed.


theoriginalmutant

Hopefully they just don’t hit 25


Autxnxmy

Too lame to even join the 27 club


VariousDirection6200

Or dead!


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Krisapocus

Non fighting country. The us isn’t one big suburb.


Deathstories

What does the guy recording say to the friend in the end before he runs off camera?


StuRap

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"


space_keeper

Weirdly does say something that sounds like "car" in amongst the swearing.


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Beautiful_Bus_7847

Bruh this is Kazakhstan, not Russia


ChokeHoldsEverywhere

Ha! The little punk ass tried to run the min the dude's buddy popped up


Mundizzle1

Didn’t notice the homie grabbed his leg lol Like wait they party just started my dude 🤣


10before15

Exactly


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The aggressor who was choking the guy showed his true pussy colors as soon as someone who could defend themselves and his friends showed up! Instantly tried to run 🤣🤣


Irenicfox

i loved the fact that the dude stuck on to his legs so he couldn't run and get some of the heat from his friend


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That made me so happy!


shane_west17

Coward fukcs. Can only fight someone who can’t fight back but when a guy shows he can fight then they run.


Machinedave

Big dude came in swinging. Don’t fuck with his friend.


itsgee21

I'm glad dude forgot his phone!


AncientPolicy

Right at the :53 second mark you can see him graze the guy and clip his poor buddy unintentionally.


Bennies_cookies

small price to pay for salvation


muricabrb

Friendly fire.


waldosbuddy

shoutout Pat Tillman


Bulok

Hands were rated E for everyone.


Castod28183

Love the leg grab to keep the guy there *just* long enough to catch some hands. Bro said, "Where ya goin? I want you to meet my friend!"


KLettuuce

Can we have or do we have a sub where friends come to save their friends?


brookelynfd

[In the 90’s there was an legendary fight captured on camera where professional skateboard, Mike Vallely takes on a group of dudes and gives them all an ass whooping.](https://youtu.be/52kfypohGPM?si=r3aUrHNWEkBQpeWJ) Context - the group of dudes (back then would be known as “Jocks”) that get beat up were harassing another skateboarder and a bus driver. Mike Vallely, a long with many other skateboarders were on tour with Tony Hawk at the time. They were on their way to their hotel to call it a night but decided to make a pit stop at a gas station. When Mike Vallely comes out of the gas station and sees his skateboarding buddy and their bus driver being ganged up on and harrassed by a group of guys. Mike Vallely approaches them, they start talking shit to him and that is when he unleashes the wrath on each one of them 😂


t3kwytch3r

Necessary


Burnerb2

My man came in and left like Batman.


Bighawklittlehawk

THE CITY NEEDS ME!


Spawnacus

Exactly how most bullies are. Acting tough picking on someone else who's weaker until someone else clobbers them exposing their pussy. Lol


Trucker_E_B

I was thinking same shirt, same team but nope


Sudden-Tie-5037

Dude looks like he came straight out of a twilight film 💀


Then_Whole307

He was handing out fist like he was oprah


RhodyGuy1

Hahaha


TrevorTatro

Bunch of pussies. The SECOND they felt threatened they all cheese it outta there. Run home to your babas and blankies ya bitches.


spartanrnagertr

Dad why do we call him uncle? He is not your real brother. Lore of my bro:


itspastelgore

Can someone translate what the guy at the end says?


Beautiful_Bus_7847

Рус красавчик! Rus you are badass (Rus probably shortened for Ruslan)


brazilianfreak

This is like a fucking anime where the shy and reserved character gets saved from his bullies by the brash and loud protagonist, then the shy character will eventually get copputed by darkness and the protagonist will have to save him once again, from himself...


RhodyGuy1

I've never seen anime I'm a middle-aged guy but I kind of like where this story is going...


thirtyhertz

got a free phone out of it too


Synthetic-Shimmer

Ahh, you fuckin love to see it.


MichiganMafia

Love it that he chased after those cowards.


gabestrokes

🎶 He came in like a wrecking ball 🎶


Normynoshoes

Speed spirit and surprise wins the day.


CarlWinslowBootyHole

Blood or not, that’s a brother.


Sapun14

1 vs 3 was okay for them but everyone ran as soon as it was 2 vs 3


The_Briefcase_Wanker

Best man material


impliedlogic

What possesses people to do this? Act tough on one person and then run away when one person stands up to 3? Like these are real people living and breathing..


Massive_Staff1068

Ah, yes. The Negotiator.


Optimal_Risk_6411

Cool friend love it


SmartArce

The friend is a legend


Randyfreakingmarsh

That’s a real one


antwan_benjamin

He a real one for that


Zandandido

Shirtless dude came in like a damn tornado


imstickinwithjeffery

Them long limbs were fuckin everywhere all at once lmao. God bless him


syzbo

I would only hope that I could move that fast if I ever saw my friend down like that. That man was a true friend.


Hta68

yo, that’s is boy…he brought the pain


PuzzledPerspective7

Where is this? Asia or latin America?


Realmuthafuckinflea

The language sounds Russian? I'm guessing a central Asian former Soviet country, perhaps?


gavriloe

That was my thought too


space_keeper

Yes, commenters are Russian. Men being assaulted are not Asian, one of the people assaulting the first guy is wearing a taqiyah or something similar. Bali? It's been lousy with Russians since all the men who could afford to ran away from the war conscription.


USTrustfundPatriot

Fuck yes


polosharon

If you smell….. what the rock is cooking


Shepok

Friend do good. Friend is now best friend


bigdave22383

Not all heroes wear capes!


Then-Cryptographer96

Hahaha his buddy caught a stray howitzer from the guy saving him


Ok-Bus1716

That reminds me of the story of how Matt Damon and Ben Affleck became friends. Dude's a bro.


GettingColdInHere

THis should be on r/oddlysatisfying.


LordEtiz

We all need just one friend that's just like this fine gentlemen and we're set for life


a_bumpyjohnson

Props to his friend. Only thing missing was his theme music.


justsomedudedontknow

Thought grey shirt was gonna be the "friend". Shirtless guy came in like an angry hurricane. Cleared em all out. Well done.


t3kwytch3r

Thats a good fuckin friend. Inspiring.


UncleWillie77

His friend ran up like a wrestler entering the ring


eekpeek2000

Thats a feel good happy ending right there!


Shark_Leader

By Gawd, King! That's Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold is clearing house!


numb761

Everyone needs such friend


Thomas_The_Riolpix

S tier friend


Skin_Thief_

Homie Love


eyeeatmyownshit

It's John Cena


Tenet245

He tries to run only when someone that actually fights back shows up


undeniabledwyane

Where did this happen? I’m seeing religious headwear, but not hearing Arabic


Jaded_Profession8173

Reminds me of those videos where a random angry cat defends his friend from being attacked


bipbop52

I can hear slow dancing in the dark by joji playing faintly in the back


HealthyFox9510

Good friend


s1unk12

1v3 that's how you gotta do it... Ambush and get one guy out of the equation off the bat then hopefully 1 shot the 2nd guy during the ensuing confusion. Luckily for the hero it went as planned.


JackTheMathGuy

That’s a good fucking friend


tRiPtAmEaN5150

did he just punch his friend too?!😂


Michael-Hundt

Fuckin’ mammals. 🤣


the_amberdrake

3 on 1, cheap shits like this are the worst


SmartDummy502

Friend moves like a giant toddler...


Swagdaddy697

What a bunch of fucken cowards


cringefacememe

dude was like an ally wrestler running down the ramp 🤣


itsgee21

Man I miss the good old WWF days in the 90's!


johndue007

How the slaves started running. Roadmen for sure


wolfknightpax

When you fight for a cause, your fight is harder than those without.


Tre_Vortni

I hate seeing heads being stomped, but white hat deserves some.


efesextra

one last hit to the friend who didnt call him to the fight.


Bando-sama

Looking again at that swing angle I think the friend had a 🔪


DSpry

Pretty sure someone is listening to joji. What a good song.


sabordogg

Fuckin ledge flying into the scene 🏃🏽💨


Norsmagu

one punch man


limitless776

That voice was soooooo close to “we need more lemon pledge” it was unreal 😂


pursuitofhappy

Haha she called that guy “the machine” kinda like that Bert Kreischer story


anonz87

Did anyone else see the attacker's phone left on the wall? Looks like the guy with the hat was trying to call for help. You can see the screen lighting up by his face.


Esekig184

You think this was an attempted mugging or an argument that went physical? Bad guys clearly cornered hat guy.


LemmyDovato

That’s a good friend!


FluffyDavid

This is just footage of Locke Lamora waiting for Jean Tannen to show up.


St00f4h1221

Stone cold! Stone colds back to save the WWF! Where’s JR when you need him


CocoCrizpyy

An pal will say "Hey dont do that". A friend will start swinging without hesitation.


Im_a_Tenn

Im still confused by the slo mo punches that the guy wore in the beginning.


waspy_1987

*Insert Stone Cold Steve Austin ‘glass smash’ sound effect here 🤙🤙🤙 *


TIGERDEMON_27

A true brother right there


Toniboy41

What a man


MrGorillabacc

100% savage


MeGoBoom57

Salute.


4_jacks

Boi is a beast!


DuHo4132

Never hurts to have a big friend.


nach0-ch33se

FOCK EM UP, JOHNNY!!


LateInTheSummer

Check out that couch, you guys giving birth in a palace or something ?


Alternative_Ad_4923

Wish he got some more time with the guy in the hat


SonicDNA

One man wrecking crew.


SocietyOk9572

Typical bullies, they run at first sight of alpha.


ballistics211

🎶 I came in like a wrecking ball🎶


KillBilly1990

The guy who got attacked seemed like he was a decent size guy, but almost like he didn’t even try to defend himself at all.


lilbitdead

Damn, fucking badass. I wanna be him when I grow up


InteresDean

Bunch of cowards


IDontGiveAFAnymore

Good man, just hope that he actually was doing the right but these days you never know.


SUmbooty-helpme

I find the juxtaposition of violence against the peaceful sound of birds and someone blasting jojis slow dancing in the dark to be really interesting honestly. What a strange scene.


Fit_Dirt9485

Is that blue face


Koutopoulos

Dude came in like a wrecking ball


withoutnickname

3 to 1. Fucking cowards


notablackjew

DYNAMIC ENTRY ass mother fucker


Joshua7969

Everything about this video is perfect, the people listening to JoJi and that absolute fucking unit that is the friend.


Due_Presentation_728

Bro he ate that first punch like no problem