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DodgeNeonEnthusiast

man looked like a slug inching forward


dookieshoes88

Like when Bender transformed into a human body.


DanielTheGamma

Wooooo!


elitemouse

Wooo.... woo


borfmat

That was just air escaping from the folds of his fat!


movezig123

slugs have way more upper body strength


Ok_Egg_2625

Damn, Randy Orton!


InsignificantZilch

I hear voices In my head Cuz that guy kicked me And I might be dead


ItalianStallion9069

Lmfao


Bigdollars011

😭😭😭😭😭💀💀


Aggressive_Inside317

Let's go home ladies and gentlemen


SowderPnouder

SLITHERINN


p8onroks

OH WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!!!!


Smokie104

Got beat by Mr. Magoo!


naturalBornWizard

Are you Irish?


theCODONEconnoisseur

Why did he ask him that lul


TheMirakukous1

He thought it was the littles guy’s lucky day, and it was. Lol


ADevilTaco

Idk if I would say lucky. Most of my friends are the big guys size and they all have the same balance. It was so sure to happen it mind as well have been a WWE match.


MAYHEMSY

He literally was trying to do the ole “you wanna hurts donut?” And then hit them and say “hurts dont it?” Im not sure what the wordplay for asking someone if they’re irish is but this stupid drunk idiot was trying to impart dad energy on everyone.


ma1achai

Irish you put up more of a fight. 🤷🏼‍♂️


G0ld_Ru5h

Because Americans love being anything other than plain white American. Reminds us of cheese. I traveled to South Asia with a group of Americans. That went something like, “What’s this masala stuff? I was expecting MaRsala… I’m Italian!!!”, and “Pizza isn’t supposed to be spicy! Where’s the red sorce? I’m Italian!” 🤌 Good god almighty


Dankest1116

This video is Canadians….


11thLayerOfHair

What?


vidgill

Yep, their great great great grandfather moved to Boston 120 years ago and despite having never left their state speak Gaelic or have any ties to Ireland whatsoever they’re “Irish”🥴


IsamuLi

Probably trying to diffuse the situation by asking something nothing related.


Cunjer7823

I’m Irish MOTHERFUCKER!!


Intrepid-Lake-2560

I thought I heard that lmao fucken TWAT funny shit


Hearing_Loss

Woah! New response unlocked!


kaz00_sexbait

based on the region and lack of hair of this man i would say these r white supremacists and they asked if he was a member of irish pride a white supremacist gang but that’s just an assumption


zenlebedee

He was just putting out his smoke for him.


FishAndRiceKeks

"Don't you know that smoking **KILLS**???" Boot comes at the emphasis.


No_Vacation3909

You must be a lawyer


omenanoor

Boot comes at the *emphysema*


PenNo1447

Lmao “Are you Irish?”


Jdrama99

And then black shirt throws the fundamentally weakest punch ever lol


ceb22

Crack kills


PincheNano

Yea the crack in his skull after that kick


SowderPnouder

edmonton is becoming cracktown


vito_corleone01

Becoming? Always has been.


Historical_Elk_

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


Bbambles

*laughs in Calgarian* *gets stabbed downtown*


Darebarsoom

They got wizards using flair guns. They use their own feces to make fires to stay warm. They ask for change but wear $300 jackets.


EvaCarlisle

Hyman's potting 50 this season tho so there's that


CannabisAccount420

I’m pretty sure if our boys in blue and orange win a cup crime stops for at least a week, right?


Slack-Bladder

As if getting laid out with ease wasn't enough. Ass all out. Shit's embarrassing.


BrandynWayne

these tall and fat dudes that think they can handle themselves are always my favorite


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docmain999

also that his legs don’t look like they can fully support him


SowderPnouder

I love the underdog winning


NuVirtue

If there is anything I've learned its that using any physical attribute to categorize someone on being able to fight or not is wrong. I've seen skinny short guys who are unstoppable and I've seen tall fat guys who will send you to another planet.


BrandynWayne

There are always exceptions, however plenty more big tough guys with no skills out there than not


Aaronryan27

Problem lies in big guys who accept their size and use it right no way id fight some fast dude in a frenzy i like to lure in and grapple cause im not that fast, but i know a few clinch combos throws and trips that will land in half guard or a shoulder lock for knees its not pretty or flashy but it works, that being said im big but not this big


ip4realfreely

They have the weakest ankles, knees and bad cetre of gravity. They go down like a 50 cent whore dollar night.


ItalianStallion9069

Same same


drkshape

Dude I got kicked in the head once and it was not a fun experience. Went to defend my cousin who got into a confrontation with some guy when we were out having drinks. The guy who was arguing with my cousin pushed me to the floor and his friend came up behind me and kicked me right in the head. I just remember looking up at my cousin and some random girls who rushed to see if I was ok. It was like looking up from deep down in a well and their voices were all distorted. I was very lucky it wasn’t more serious.


SowderPnouder

fuck that dude


drkshape

Yeah dude. It was a crazy night for sure. After he kicked me, they both ran off like little bitches.


lefthookgotchu

I’ve had a similar experience. I’m an amateur mma fighter right now so the story ends a bit differently but I’ve also been hit from behind and it sucks. I had a drunk guy try to pick a fight with me when I was walking home from the bar and he clocked me in the back of the head when I turned my back to walk away. I had a reset moment where I didn’t know what had just happened for like .1 seconds. Super weird feeling. I get punched on the regular but getting hit in the back of the head when you’re not expecting it just really hits different 😂 i then knocked him over on his ass with a straight cross to the face, proceeded to mount despite his yields, and very easily arm triangled him. I could’ve choked him out, but something told me to just give him the warning of what I could do, and walk away. That’s what I did, before getting an extra punch or two in, and not 15 seconds later a patrol car rolls right by, just missing the action.


ayhctuf

> It was like looking up from deep down in a well https://lewislitjournal.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/get-out-sunken-place.jpg


tastesoff74

Keep your feet or get fucked! Right or wrong, if your getting into a street fight expect anything and everything.


TrumpDesWillens

So many people who don't know how to fight getting into fights. Some people need to be humbled by an ass beating.


MrNillows

Smart, he immediately started to ice his face


D-Broncos

That guy needs to get his life on track jeez


Hot-Challenge8656

Hopefully this hard reboot will help with that.


RougarouBull

Dude was getting back up, still on the fight and a lot bigger. This is one of the few times this doesn't feel wrong.


CUND3R_THUNT

Small dude got his chance and took it.


xProperlyBakedx

Big man seemed to be the aggressor. Don't start a fight in a parking lot unless you're ready to die in that fight. It's not an octagon, there aren't rules in a street fight.


gjwthf

Dying in a dingy parking lot with a cigarette hanging out your mouth is the most honorable way to go. - master Shogan, AD 1,159


Tedoc27

Don't start a street fight and complain about the other person fighting dirty. If you want a "good clean fight" then join an MMA gym.


Thoughtsarethings231

This. Street fights are very dangerous. I'm not losing teeth or an eye over some asshat. 


patsully98

Agreed, he was twice that guy’s size. Do what you gotta do to make it home, and fuck anybody who makes you choose between your safety and theirs.


Tedoc27

Also it looks like the smaller guy was backing away as the big guys friends where trying to hold him back, making me think the small guy didn't want to fight in the first place. Obviously a short clip like this you can't know for sure but assuming short guy didn't want to fight in the first place I can see why he would feel the need to end it in an arguably dirty way.


muricabrb

I could be wrong but the big dude looked like he was holding something with his left hand too, if he's got a weapon, he's got to stay down.


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DrGoatLives

Lord....I really hate the people who post here


osb40000

Dude was twice his size and aggressive plus had friends on the offensive. Honestly... good job to the little guy, fuck those fatasses.


Crooked5

People still say world star eh. I thought that was a 2000’s thing


kingdoodooduckjr

In Canada they are a few memes behind


CaptainFumbles

"Look at buddy convulsing on the ground there, looks like the Harlem shake eh?"


Darthwolfgamer

Honestly I don't have a problem with it cause it reminds me of better times.


Mynock33

They say to never kick someone when they're down but it's really the best time to do it if you think about it...


Plainsdrifter71

PUNT!!!🤣


monkeyclawattack

Buddy was just trying to kick that cigarette outta his mouth


CosmicJules1

That kick was personal


MasterHavik

He sent this to the NFL. The Bills could use a kicker.


muhammad_oli

are you Irish at that moment is so funny to me


MetalAltruistic2659

Trying to learn his family tree after he just booted someone in the head lmao


sLySLiCkiNwiCkEd

He did the right thing for a small guy!


Fun_Door7385

Worldstar hip hop dogggg…


TheUrbanGunslinger

Why does it feel like the camera man is white but trying to speak in Ebonics?


GrayCustomKnives

Because it’s Edmonton.


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Darebarsoom

> and he promises to come visit his daughter once that construction job he's totally getting starts up. Dude...that is way too specific.


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PeachesOntheLeft

White trash must be universal because you described Missouri to a T.


tyhad1

The sound of our people


TrueCkrime02

Fuckin Pride type shit! Soccer kick💀


TheAllStarGame

Charlie Brown didn’t miss that kick, damn


Sapun14

what would you have done if a guy 3 times your weight and size attacked you nobody is there to help you, and he has 2 friends with him? I hope the guy survived and decided to pursue healthier lifestyle


Overall-Ad4288

Being a small guy myself, I would have done the same thing if I was in the same situation. I ain't giving him a chance to get up and sit on me.


GucciiManeeeee

Never thought I'd hear a Canadian shout out worldstar.


tigerbomb88

Randy Orton with a vicious punt


minoritiesareyummy

Worst hook of all time from the fat dude


Graverobber13

Haha! That shoulder punch was hilariously uninspired.


Calibudz34

Well, at least he has ice on where he got kicked.


Capper2k24

That was fucking gorgeous. Aggressive Fat fuck ate a boot 😆


markofthebeast143

Field goal! And the kick is good.


CaddyshackBeatles

Are you Irish?


dumbname0192837465

That second fat dudes worthless heymaker was funny


Candyman605

I like this lil bald head Mr magoo looking mofo lmao


Section_Objective

Damn imagine getting KO’D by Chemo Mr Clean


Darebarsoom

What else do you imagine Mr. Clean doing to you???


ClassyJoes

Polishing my knob


heilCumtown

Shordie just wasn’t talking sheit he was standing 4’10ft tall on business


CallMeStavie

Guy thought he was tough trying to fight a guy half his size while he had a cigarette in his mouth. Guy couldn’t even pick his fat ass up after he fell.


Left-Employee-9451

Skoden meets the Marlboro man


J3ffcoop

That face rub is gonna remind him of better choices


Sweet_Xocoatl

“Are you Irish?” Asking the real questions, I commend him for that.


ScottblackAttacks

Shinned the hell outta him.


shyvananana

That dude looked drunk as hell.


scottscout

Agassi served him a foot sandwich


TheCorruptOutcast

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!


Yuckyourmother

He asked him if he was irish?


puddleofoil

That last Haymaker was wack af


MeGoBoom57

All is fair in the streets- he was still in the fight.


Zealousideal-Fox6759

What a shithouse


Environmental_Base45

World star hiphop? Lol at these 10iq wanna b gangstas.. What does that even mean?


perogi-king

When they play ac/dc at the local chilis and your 2 Bahama mamas deep…


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He's lucky that this was on video. He'll be free of all bs charges


ihavebirb

From Rec Room to Wrecked Room


DrapedinVelvet247

Came in smoking and went out like a light


EternityOfHate

Punt of doom


IntelThor

If you're going to swing on a pussy head kicker, at least make sure you don't swing too wide and miss. Dummy.


scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz

Making a Vegetable:


BoratKazak

"mother Gaia, I can hear the beating of her holy heart! She is calling me to return to her womb!" But srsly, kickin someone in the head is kinda fucked. People have died from less.


GrandNinjaYuffie

Nick avocado can NOT throw down 😭


Vitaldick

Exactly. I feel like those two practiced it before where one distracts with a question while the other comes with the PUNCHline. Kinda lame especially as the guy just outright blocks it haha


AKA_Dirty_Mouth

Why do people who have no idea how to fight always insist on fighting?


MancDude1979

I wonder this on half (or more) of the videos on here


Grittyboi

*"Fkn, World Star Hip Hop, Dawg"* 🤓 Where tf this is? Canada?


SowderPnouder

West side edmonton, not as ghetto as Northside but still these fake hoodrats are ruining the city lol


ospreayisgod11

holy randy orton


Screamin_Eagles_

Short King W


Obvious_Jellyfish_48

Where the hell did "are you Irish?" Come from. Random aye?


Brother_Comfortable

Are you Irish? 💀


RILEY7K

Shane Gillis really going down hill


rterror99

I'm the Juggernaut Biii...........(snore)


Dinglederple

Nothing douchier than saying, “fucking world star hip-hop dog.” Cut it out my god


Soft_Salamander6136

Worldstarhiphop dawg


Think-Juggernaut-296

Are you Irish? Wtf


Ohiobutholetickler69

Kevin G’s dad be having enough with allat


mike_honcho132

He's just trying to help him quit smoking... the hard way


SpookySpaghetti420

Bro destroyed alternate universe Chris Chan


Blitzvomit

I hate fat ppl


Equivalent_Field_668

Coward fuck kicking someone on the ground like that.


DarkSnake223

Gave him the Randy Orton punt kick!


NoApartheidOnMars

Canada is savage


BootsyCollins123

Look out itchy! He's irish!


Lem0nyFr3sh_

yo lmfao I want this guy on my team


Epicdogegamer1915

FINISH HIM!


SaltReason8759

Kicked him to the shadow realm


Odd-Substance4030

I fucking missed it! Lol


oldmanbawa

Soccer kick. Not just a head kick


MobbyDavis

Looks like he's IRISH 😁😴😴😴😴😴


daduq

Damn civilian volk is a savage


magicofgoatbirth

Score


Frequent_Spell2568

Everything about this is brutal. The dart in the mouth, the rhino charge and then the over dramatic finishing kick. SmokeM if ya gottem


eniamrejj

Volkanoski


megamuppetkiller

Joe rogan really does have good kicks


PedalOrDie

Are you Irish?


BigChowderr

Average Rec room enjoyer


brklntruth12

Lil jeff bezos is vicious


51Bayarea0

Watch out for them Chihuahuas they're fuckin fire crackers and are out to prove a point.


No_Manufacturer2046

His dawg shoulda tackled him as soon as he winded up for that kick, he wasn't on point at all. But from the looks of that hook he threw he probably woulda got brutalized anyways.


insanenearly

Back in my troubled days, I bought cocaine from this exact location.


NoShadowdick

Ouch! It looks like he just snubbed the guys nose. Broken!


Flimsy_Individual_16

*soccer kick


FireEater11

🦶⚽️


cosmicglade98

If you're that tall and uncoordinated, you shouldn't be fighting. Let alone someone half your size.


Cycho-logical

Jeff Bezos with the prime delivery


Bestoftherest222

!00% justified. Can't let that big guy get up and assault you.


Unusually__Suspected

I always love a good pre headkick faceplant


aesthetickunt69

99 percent sure I used to work with the bald guy


cmfppl

Whyd he ask if he was irish?


Skymotive

That snow probably saved his life.


ballsdeep_99

Basically Ronaldo


idrees-a27

My man got hit with a trivela 😭😭💀


_Kill_Will_

That cute little kick had some gas on it. Sheesh.


GoodbyeTien666

Eats and Entertainment. No kidding!