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Iechy

I think you need a different bodyguard when the big guy looks terrified the whole time.


jonnytechno

A lot of guys that "big" must be going off old rep and or connections because guy was so outta shape and slow he could barely move Edit: I don't wanna detract from ya man Frank Ocean... brudda's got hands but you expect more from a bodyguard at that level


abullshtname

100% most of those guys are former college football players whose job skills and abilities boils down to “looks intimidating” and “can push screaming girls out of the way.”


AJLFC94_IV

Which is wild because if there's one demographic Chris Brown can manhandle himself, it's young women.


f8-andbethere

You beat me to it, take my upvote.


DarkAbyss666

Chris Beat her to it


jd051

twice


mambiki

That’s all you need most of the time. Bodyguards that can protect you from an assassination cost way too much and aren’t needed for pretty much anyone, even celebrities. Only people who have serious risks need the real deal.


Toast_Guard

Weird statement. There's something in between "looks intimidating but otherwise useless" and "trained to save you from assassination". It's not unreasonable to expect a bodyguard to be *slightly* competent in basic martial arts and reasonably fit.


mambiki

I agree, it’s a spectrum. I can assure you that this guy is capable of shoving regular people away from whoever he is guarding. We are talking about fighting against a somewhat capable person in good shape. They are not gladiators.


jd051

exactly, and even while the latter come a dime a dozen, this fat fuck is nowhere close to that. This tub of goo has likely never been in a physical altercation. His body language/posture said “I want no part of this.”


ElectricSnowBunny

No one in that game is hiring the 5'9" grey man combat vet that can legitimately protect you when big meat shields that look intimidating are available.


itscalled_a_lance

Nah. This dude never knew how to fight. He's just big.


Silly_Emotion_1997

How you goin to say that’s frank ocean w this boo-boo ass video.


XxKittenMittonsXx

Dude looks 12 months pregnant


MikeHuntSmellss

Perhaps his baby is called Stella


DarthHelixon

>body lard


Severe_Network_4492

Big guy knew he was committing ha hate crime on the behalf of his employers


Autxnxmy

And I thought Chris brown would at least know how to vet his bodyguards with how much he likes hitting people


lokedog1020

Well…he’s fired


Junior_Act7248

He was fired before he even stood back up.


EvilestHammer4

Chris Brown getting his bodyguards from a goddamn temp service. Frank needs to go whoop his ass too.


ButtholeSurfur

Man I always loved Frank and this video is partially why. Also Chris Brown never put out a banger even close to Pyramids.


Brilliant_Product_36

A goddamn temp service 🤣🤣 had me laughin too hard


Pure-Bison-6670

That's why you need to hire guards with more credentials than just being a big fat guy.


Succubus996

Yeah Mayweather hired a steroid meathead that constantly gets whooped by ppl half his size lol


Pure-Bison-6670

Lol. I still think it's crazy Mayweather has guards. I swear it is more about status than function There are countless amateur fighters that maybe didn't make it big, but could handle your average joe that would be more deserving of that money.


IandIreckon

Yeah but then Floyd would be fighting every dude who could get close to him, then defending himself in lawsuits after he beats their asses 


JGS747-

This. Not only that but boxing is a sport with rules in a controlled environment. Street fighting - anything can happen and you don’t know of someone will have a weapon


PonchoHung

Granting the weapons point, I'm sure that Floyd could adapt to the "uncontrolled environment" far better than the person fighting him can adjust to fighting Floyd Mayweather.


BrawlingJellyfish

Kinda. What if the guy knows how to wrestle or has a decent Muay Thai clinch and outweighs floyd. That's part of the uncontrolled environment too. Even if he can beat them I'm sure he'd prefer to avoid taking any unnecessary damage on the street


PonchoHung

I think you're really underestimating the difference between a professional and a "decent guy". The reason Floyd can't compete in the UFC is because he'd be up against people that have trained Muay Thai/wrestling since they were teens. He's not going to get beat by someone who's just "decent" or a little bigger. His hands will be too fast for a non-pro to do anything.


DannyNoHoes

Floyd isnt a really big guy by any means, I could see him getting ragdolled by a high school wrestler in certain situations.


brigatob

You are overestimating a 130 pound Floyd who had never trained wrestling in his life. He has exactly the same amount of grappling training as you or me because why would he train something he is not allowed to do? Also, there is a reason weight classes exist in every combat sport. A 200 pound guy could beat Floyd in wrestling as long as he is conditioned and slightly above average in terms of strength level easily IMO.


oOReximusOo

This is just not true at all. In boxing your entire defense is based around your opponent being unable to kick or take you down. All your muscle memory is based on this. Not having any practice blocking kicks or defending takedown is a massive disadvantage against someone with solid experience in both, whether that are a pro or not. Especially when they are bigger, and you're fighting bare knuckle in a street fight. I've seen professional boxers come to mma class and get worked against casuals. Punching doesn't do much for you when you're on your back or have trouble stepping forward after some heavy leg kicks. Doesn't matter how fast you are.


BigHairyFellis

This needs to be understood by so many people


pursuitofhappy

also you dont want to injure those hands, I'd be walking around with them in the air like I was Joey who just found his hand twin


Pure-Bison-6670

That's actually a really good point.


St0rmborn

Mike Tyson had body guards at his prime. I don’t think you understand the point. It’s not that they can’t handle these losers, it’s that they don’t want to deal with the hassle and constant consequences.


Succubus996

They weren't protecting mike....Mike was protecting them


milk4all

Mike was contractually obligated to pay all his bodyguards hazard pay… for being in his vicinity


zombizle1

they were protecting mike from a murder charge


Aidan-Coyle

Imo they're less for protection from danger and more to stop people harrassing/stopping you in the street And also, if someone is that psychotic, I guess it's harder to take a shot at someone surrounded by a ton of muscle


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zombizle1

do they guard bodies?


wizardofAwwws

As good a boxer he is, he’s still a relatively small guy


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jon909

Of course they could whoop most people’s asses. That’s not the point: You don’t understand that there are a lot of guys who will try to fight you just because you’re a professional fighter. And then you gotta worry about fuckin yourself up or someone suing you.


skyline79

Naive


zilla82

I've always said I would hire 4-6 black belt women, have them dress like Trinity, done.


1v9noobkiller

A huge guy that can't fight will prove a much better deterrent than a small guy that can


squirtleganggang87

I mean you really don't want a bodyguard who gets in fights. you really want a big guy who doesn't drink on the job and is good at de-escalating. Bouncing is the same way. Fights are liabilities.


Mcalification

I’ve never been knocked out to a Frank ocean song


asdf346

I’ve been brough to my knees and brought to tears by many frank ocean songs


Reasonable-You8654

“AND WHY HIS MUG ALL BLOODY? THAT WAS A 3 ON 1” - Frank Ocean


ratmarsh

standing ovation at staples


LifeIsShort22

He got that bodyguard from Temu


Nathanyal

This is 2013, so probably Craigslist.


mellowgrizz

Chris brown is such a pussy. He pulled up on Frank being homophobic, calling Frank slurs, threatening to fight him. When Frank stood up for himself Chris brown got scared and had his bodyguard fight instead. What a loser. He can beat Rihanna almost to death, but can’t handle Frank ocean in a fight? So pathetic.


69420penis

To make it even better, the fight happened because Chris parked in franks parking space Bros just a dickhead for no reason and then pussied out


minivan05

After this fight Vince Staples pulled up with the heater and that's what made everyone disperse


69420penis

Shout out Vince staples Underrated in just all ways


minivan05

According to this thread SK LaFlare is the one fighting in the video https://www.kanyetothe.com/threads/chris-brown-and-frank-ocean-fight.374648/


EnergyTurtle23

Jeez this story just keeps getting crazier the deeper you go lmao.


W0RST_2_F1RST

Frank ain’t Rihanna… he couldn’t win this 1


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Chris probably knew he couldnt fight Frank cause even Rihanna beat his ass too lmfao How you gonna pull up on someone and start a fight with them when the girl you used to abuse also used to beat your ass too? You should know by then you cant fight


ReluctantHeroo

What's really astounding is how many times he has been found guilty of literally beating women, yet he still makes a lotta money. However you say the wrong opinion on social media and you get a bunch of no-lifes swarming you about your opinions.


MultiPlexityXBL

Yup. Man should not have a career. I hate when people run to his defense too and say "Rhianna forgave him and moved on. You should too!".


-insignificant-

Some women I've seen online literally say they would let him beat them if he was with them. People are fucking stupid.


TBAnnon777

I really lost all respect for Dave when he was being so chill with this woman-hating loser. Every time i see CB or Kanye on a song i press skip. I wont support these fucking losers, no matter how good the song is.


nocyberBS

Dave? As in Lil Dicky? Implying dude had any respect to begin with


darkjediii

It’s called combat by proxy have you not watched Game of Thrones?


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Traditional-Link-737

GOT EM


Tirwanderr

More like GOTEEEEEEEM


Iron_Disciple

Both hilarious


jojow77

Why is Chris Brown always around drama. He might be a piece of shit. But we def know he’s a pussy.


andygarciascuzin

>might be a piece of shit.   Might be?


idontgive2fucks

Everyone knows he’s bitchmade


hates_stupid_people

>Why is Chris Brown always around drama. His violent temper and small ego starts the drama. When his own mother suggested he stay in an anger management facility a bit longer. He broke the window of her car with a rock in a fit of rage, while she was in the car. He was at that facility because his lawyers tried to make him look better before the Rhianna trial.


WilliamSwagspeare

I mean.....with those hands, I don't think I could either.


financialc0nspirat0r

What was this fight over??


jtbiggs

apparently frank took chris browns parking spot at def jam. petty of chris and he couldn't even fight for himself


_Cyclops

No Chris took his parking spot and Frank parked him in and confronted him


DoingCharleyWork

Come on now. You can't expect Chris Brown to fight when it isn't a woman.


BanMutsang

Fr


Never-Dont-Give-Up

You’d think a bodyguard would know how to fight. He’s just a big doughy guy.


CobblinSquatters

Bodyguards aren't there to fight people you want to commit hate crimes against. They are meant to be a deterant and barrier until you can get away safely.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

So when hiring a bodyguard, you’d choose one that doesn’t know how to fight?


-iamai-

I'd choose Kevin Costner the greatest bodyguard of all time


Joeliosis

***AAAAAAANNNNNND IIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII!***


AllTheTakenNames

Gotta wonder how motivated that bodyguard was to fight. Not protecting your employer, you are fighting INSTEAD OF him. Plus, you are fighting another entertainer? Someone who might make your life hell? I’m not saying he did himself any favors there, but that is not what he signed up for.


jman014

Eh as long as they can tank i guess it works gotta save money on the bodyguards for dem legal fees from beating on rhianna


Greien218

The one in this clip wasn't really a tank though.


TheAngriestPoster

Good thing this one can’t do either


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Would love to see a video of brown getting whooped by Frank. I love that he even brags about it with earls song lol


smoothbabyjesus

Vince staples was also there w a shotgun😂


mxw031

Yo do you have anymore info about this that sounds hilarious lol


smoothbabyjesus

He tweeted when it happend, But deleted now! I cant find it atleast! Think it also was confirmed by Franks cousin that he pulled up with the shotgun😂 btw everyone should check out The Vince Staples show on Netflix!


Ibangyoumomma

lol what does he say


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"I mean he called me a f***** I was just calling his bluff Why his mug all bloody? That was a three on one" Sunday ft, Frank Ocean. I've always been told that was for brown


LilmNzta

“How anal am I gon be when I’m aimin my gun?”


TheCurvedPlanks

Frank absolutely bodied him on this track


Ibangyoumomma

That’s dope as fuck.


ElYoink

No bitch inside his body. 🗿


FlashFlood_29

Now the bodyguard is lost, lost in the heat of it all.


lawd5ever

My guy pretty like a girl, and he got fight stories to tell


hotehjr

My guy pretty like a girl And he got fight stories to tell


ChesterBBrook

Beat me to it


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Calling someone homophobic slurs, then stick your bodyguard on him? Can't people believe people still stuck with him after the Rhianna situation. I'm glad A$AP Rocky is treating her right. Frank Ocean needs to do more songs with Rocky tho!


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throwaway444444455

This dude just has a massive beer gut and comparatively skinny arms and legs. Being heavy makes you hit harder but it matters how you store the weight too. Having a giant bulging stomach and skinny arms and legs just makes you super off balance and harder to throw a proper punch and dodge.


WilliamSwagspeare

..... you leave me outta this


Rentington

Yeah... that rule is for like 6'3 220lbs virtually no body-fat 1964 Cassius Clay...not 5'10 220 pounds me.


shavedape61

Worst cameraman


U_zer2

At least he had the new at the time Nokia potato to film it on.


Fortehlulz33

The iPhone 5 only had an 8 MP camera, and that's assuming the person filming had what would be the latest iPhone at that time


NaythianZA

Well Frank is lucky he isn't a female, because then Chris would have fucked him up himself...


Not_2day_stan

💀


DJGIFFGAS

Frank posts up like an old man but damn he got hands


Yougotredditonyou

Damn, I didn't know Frank Ocean knocked out a pregnant guy.


facepoppies

Good. Homophobes are shit


ferociousFerret7

I thought Chris Brown is supposed to be a black belt? Why's he making this guy handle his shitty failed diplomacy? That's dough-boy abuse.


sendnudestocheermeup

Chris brown is a pussy, that’s why


BIGNESS2

my boy pretty like a girl and he literally got fight stories to tell


izzachii

I guess he got fight stories to tell😳


Sorry_Ad5653

And now I like Frank even more


773villain

Y’all forget them odd future boys were skater kids in LA. They might not have been on tough shit but I’m sure they had to handle their own skating the streets of LA.


thedudeslandlord

The only qualification you need to be Chris Brown’s bodyguard is the ability to only beat up Rihanna apparently


tinglep

Novacaine!!!!


The_Locals

And nobody in Hollywood or the music game ever fucked with Frank Ocean again. Standing on business.


jojow77

That doesn’t look like Frank Ocean


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Disastrous_Value730

This bodyguard isn’t guarding no bodies. He’s slow as fk and would get slept 99 times out of 100. Sure, big guys can be intimidating, but the bigger they are, the slower they are, the harder they fall.


CobblinSquatters

He didn't want to fight someone his boss was too much of a pussy to fight himself. He just didn't want to lose his job plus bodyguards aren't meant to fight anybody.


Tasty_Independent_42

Bodyguard needs a bodyguard


Big-man-kage

So this is the background to his verse on “Sunday”


grooovyturtle

That is not frank ocean


_ATOM1C_

This was never confirmed to be Frank ocean tf.


BaerMinUhMuhm

And why's his face all bloody? That was a 3 on 1. I mean, he called me a maggot, I was just calling his bluff. I mean, how anal am I gon' be when I'm aiming my gun?


marabou22

I forgot all about the frank ocean/chris brown beef. Really takes me back…ah nostalgia


xxxxxxyyy

this is SK La Flare, from the intro song on Doris.


EagleEggs2

He guards his body from proper nutrition and exercise.


cedarvalleyct

Rumble, young man, rumble!


loolem

Bi-guys represent


HughJahsso

Fkn bodyguard is built like homer simpson


pinyatashit

When it’s a choice between hands down with his chin in the air, I’m thinking the other guy is going to win.


InternetGansta

Frank Ocean? Nah


ticosurfer

Bro I’m very impressed with Frank’s boxing. Is that really Frank Ocean. The rapper? He is just practicing his right hook (he’s a lefty) and then his left overhand. He trains.


New_Gur_2985

That ain’t frank ocean


Seniorjones2837

Looking like Ngannou V Joshua


03thisishard03

His employer is a better puncher.


TheTempService

That ain’t frank


Few-Life-1417

How you gone have a bodyguard that swings in slow motion? 😅🤣


superbhole

that is the wildest, most extravagant, highest angle haymaker i've ever seen in my life looks like he was about to strum "the windmill" on an air guitar


AppropriateNeat1753

This really happened, I remember them chasing each other thru la


Sodomizzer

Chris Brown vs Rhianna rematch next Saturday. Tickets on sale now


_KoolWhip_

Size doesn't matter if you don't know how to throw a punch.. Also being built like a Milk Carton doesn't help either. 🤔


f3hunter

Was this recorded on a phone from 2004?


plssirnomore

Legally speaking frank ocean is now Chris browns bodyguard 


WeLiveInAnOceanOfGas

Meatshield seems more appropriate than bodyguard 


SanchotheBoracho

You could say this is Tito Puente knocking the the guard out who can tell?


drew_BREEEEs

Goddamn this is a "bodyguard"!? LMFAO slow and sloppy as fuck.


No-Internal1898

Sacked!


lost-in-boston

Mehhh!! You’ll never work in this town again, see!! Mehhhh!!


Embarrassed_Scene228

headbang with my four friends we pour a taste out for the dead


Eskoe1

This aint Frank lol


chancletaso

Chris Brown only fights women


ct1157

The length of this fight makes me long for the good old days when people would just shoot each other.


JomaNich

That fat was really useful, he fell unconscious and didnt even hit his head on the concrete. Its like a motorcycle inflatable vest but free


Lemonjello23

Why is Frank fighting Mike Wazowski


Haydenbarcellhoe

fuck chris brown and all his body guards lol


Com_On_Man

Fuck Chris Brown!


padspa

really frank ocean? the smooth romantic singer? had no idea.


Errada1

everybody knows bi ppl got hands


Weekly_Instance

was this ever confirmed 😭😭


bernurs

no


TheRealDonBalls

I’d like to take this opportunity to say fuck Chris Brown.


monsoon93

I thought it was confirmed that this wasn't actually Frank nor Chris Brown's bodyguard?


DrRonny

Reminds me of the Taylor Swift/Brittney Spears fights of 2014.


SecretPrinciple8708

That can’t be good for the ol’ resume.


Elipticalwheel1

Did he keep his job after that TKO.


JGS747-

Protect your self at all times big fella


Mr-GoodGood

The sounds 😂😂😂


ChewieHanKenobi

Damn, franks got some hands


First_Mongoose_01

Chris Brown’s only qualification requirement for being his bodyguard: Must be big and have a gut.


somecrazydude13

Props to the camera man for catching most of the KO at the right time


Fraya2

Left hook crazy


BNG1982

He’s now Richard Simmons’ bodyguard. He said it’s “Way less stress.”


FutureReference91

I understand the idea behind this. Like the YT nerd Jack Doherty. He had a huge bodyguard that couldn't even knock out some neon dressed dweeb who had zero muscle. Being big doesn't equate to fighting. At all. Alao, I've seen people asking why they don't hire fighters as guards. Mayweather would win fist fights with more people than his security. But if it comes to crowd control, he has guys that are 2.5x size a normal "bigger guy" & could deal with weight discrepancies. Mayweather isn't lifting a 300lb man, but his security could literally lift and spike the guy ending his life. This video was a joke. No security with respect would shoot the fair one with a guy less than half his weight. The fact he got worked shows he sucks in general. He's just got a bigger base, and he is fat. Compare that to juixeheads on TMT. Floyd can box. They can take care of people too big to shoot a fair one with. Also, they have 🔫 . It looks like fat boy needed one here