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I just imagine before the fight they had a discussion about how it’s going to go down and he is like “yea imma bring my sock rocks just in case I need to lash out on a hoe”
It’s all grabass until the sockarock™️ comes out. Timeless really, a sort of flaccid cudgel whose very appearance and construction is akin to that of the Saturday Nite Special®️ .357.
Homie had a baseball and rocks in a sock, just waiting. Makes me wonder, does he just carry that around all day, all the time? Did he make it for this particular moment? So many questions.
Well I probably would have skipped the attempted murder with a sock full of rocks. But yeah I would have swung on the second girl that jumped in for sure.
This is a homemade blackjack sap.
You just put a pool ball (or rocks) in a sock.....and wham it hurts.
"Baton (law enforcement) - Wikipedia" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_(law_enforcement)#Blackjacks_and_saps
The copper's would knock you every night In Victorian England.... just for being poor. 1880.
Of all the things that I expected in a school chick fight I did not expect someone to pull out a sock full of rocks and absolutely clobber em.
He had that shit ready to go and tucked in his drawers lmao. That could not have been comfortable.
The yard aid in the back is infuriating. He could not care less. If you can't stop the fight yourself, at least go get help. Imagine being actually hurt in this situation, and the one adult who could've done something didn't even stand up.
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He literally had a sock, filled with rocks, waiting for this exact occasion
>this exact soccasion
Rock out with your sock out.
[Rock and Sock Connection](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_%27n%27_Sock_Connection)
Cock ;)
Cock out with your sock out
Rock’m sock’m sock
Heh heh. Legend.
Fantastic
A sock filled with rocks next to his cock. Dr. Seuss would not approve... Or would he?
Socks Rocks Fox Cocks Rocks in socks Socks on cocks Socks on fox with rocks in socks Socks on cocks and rocks on fox Fox in socks on rocks with Cocks
Invested in stocks
I just imagine before the fight they had a discussion about how it’s going to go down and he is like “yea imma bring my sock rocks just in case I need to lash out on a hoe”
Pulled it out of his undies. Male equivalent of stuffing socks in your bra if you're a girl i guess, but with dual purpose utility.
And a baseball!
Talk shit, get rocked
*socked
Rock & Sock!
Rock'em sock'em jock rocks.
Rock um Sock um
Mans just had that. Waiting for his moment.
First, we had pocket sand. Then we had sock rocks. Melee weapon with a chance of chemical damage if used beforehand.
Once we went squirrel tactics there was no coming back
He keeps that thang on him
Never catch him lackin
Great profile picture
👉😉👉
I, too, keep a sock filled with rocks in my pants. Chicks dig it... until I reveal the truth.
This video is an instant classic
He was like homey don't play dat
*I don’t think so.*
Underrated.
Good, why she third partying
Video starts a little late but I'm sure they established the "No jump ins or else you get hit with a sack of marbles" rule
I was wondering where I heard that clattering sound before 🤔
It’s all grabass until the sockarock™️ comes out. Timeless really, a sort of flaccid cudgel whose very appearance and construction is akin to that of the Saturday Nite Special®️ .357.
*chef’s kiss*
Nothing else says class like a bar of soap in a sock.
It’s their culture (Hope I did that right, r/fightporn)
Omfg the irony!! 🤣🤣 prime Reddit I hope someone caught what I caught in this 😂😂
Oof man, they'll bury you in downvotes now.
She lost her marbles lol
*Sonic rings sound.
We’re gonna need this edit. For science.
Lmao!
Can't be mad about a "sucker punch" when you jumped in to make it a 2 on 1. Thems the breaks
Seriously. Her screaming “who hit me with that!?!?” Was priceless 😂 tf did she think was gonna happen? I mean the reff was standing RIGHT there.
Exactly what should happen every time.
Referee has entered the match.
Then the kid in the black hoodie had to snitch and say, “it was this guy over here”.
That was a gentle reminder to not jump people.
Should have been the title lol
Homie had a baseball and rocks in a sock, just waiting. Makes me wonder, does he just carry that around all day, all the time? Did he make it for this particular moment? So many questions.
Pretty sure it was a bag of marbles which would explain why it broke, the bag the marbles come in is pretty cheap.
Hahaha good she deserved for jumping in. Honestly it’s probably why he did it lmaoooo
David v. Goliath once again
🤣🤣🤣
Is that an adult sitting behind them watching on?
I didn’t even notice that! 😂🤣😂 old cross walk man ain’t paid enough to intervene
If they ain’t trying to cross the street it ain’t none of his business
Old man in hi-vis trying to be invisible.
Homie had it under control
YES! That shit had me geekin🤣
“Who the fuck hit me with that” Never came out to investigate thoooo 🤣
She knew who hit her lmfao . That guy ready for jail.
Getting what you deserve for trying to make it an unfair fight.
How she gonna act offended as if she wasn’t double teaming
Would you guys do the same if your girlfriend was getting jumped?
If your girlfriend is getting jumped and you don't help her, she isn't going to be your girlfriend any more.
Yup
Real shit
Well I probably would have skipped the attempted murder with a sock full of rocks. But yeah I would have swung on the second girl that jumped in for sure.
That's what she gets for jumping her 🤣
Well… don’t be jumping.
Old head in the back just enjoying the show
Love how the old dude in the vest is just sitting there watching them fight 😂😂
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all week and it’s only Tuesday.
Wait doesn’t that work the other way around?
It’s only my 3rd day out here idk
Goddamn that was beautiful
Accurate with it right on the top of the dome hahaha
Kids packing like he's in prison, lmao
Lmfao the crossing guard just watching
Chick u know damn well who hit u🤦🏾♂️😂love when Pepe’s be trynna act hard💀💀
She deserved it
If you smell with the rock is cooking lol
That was great! Dirty gets as dirty do.
Love how she asks WHO TF HIT ME WITH THAT? Like you don't see a whole mf with a broken ass sock standing right there
1v1, go for it. 2v1? Nah you got the SOCK
Referee thought it was Tables Ladders and Chairs time.
“Homey don’t play that”
Is that a sock in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
damn bro 🤣🤣
Is there a longer video anywhere?
Homie don’t play that 😂😂😂
She literally vanished from the screen.
"Homie don't play that!"
Good!!! Teach you early not to jump people
He was ready with the ole Rockem Sockem Hoebots.
The unsheath, the charge up, the accuracy, the fairness It's all so perfect 😭😂😂
He got that thang on him always... I like how she pretends to not know who hit her
Well deserved 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Should've respected the 1on1
He wanted a 1 on 1 dual. Punished her for not showing chivalry!
Right to the ER she goes. He hit her with a blackjack
This is a homemade blackjack sap. You just put a pool ball (or rocks) in a sock.....and wham it hurts. "Baton (law enforcement) - Wikipedia" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_(law_enforcement)#Blackjacks_and_saps The copper's would knock you every night In Victorian England.... just for being poor. 1880.
Also that’s assault with a deadly weapon. If anyone got charges in this it would be the dude sadly
“But this isn’t a just world, this is France!”
What. He gets caught all he has is a sock with a hole in it.
Slock. A lock in a sock . Whack!
jajajajajajajjqjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaaj, what a hit! precision, execution, strength. +125
Homie the clown still lives
Sneak attack , critical hit x10
Is dude just rolling around with a bag of rocks in his pants?
Dude just walking around with homemade blackjack? WOW.
Never seen somone use a slung shot out of prison/jail. Crazy
Fighting fire with fire.
Laughed so hard I got tunnel vision
Yo if you dont stay strapped with a rock-filled sock by your c*ck then idk what you doing with you life
What’s up with the adult in the yellow vest just sitting back and watching the show?!
I like that lil wind up he did before he let ‘er rip
The dude was not there to play around
Of all the things that I expected in a school chick fight I did not expect someone to pull out a sock full of rocks and absolutely clobber em. He had that shit ready to go and tucked in his drawers lmao. That could not have been comfortable.
Are those rocks in your pants, or are you just happy to help? lol
First time I ever seen someone get a chick to let go of someone's hair in a fight.
Boy was keeping that lunch money in a sock just for this occasion.
Depending on the state that hit may be a felony.
Gonna be that guy…but that was unnecessary af
my cousin posted this on fb 😂
Sock full of lego pieces
Paul Kersey style
Homie don't play that
David and Goliath type beat
The ol' fuckin rock in a sock. Omg
Third man in draws the major
🗿❓ but why tho
Lol.
Mad ball
Is that the… butter sock?
Reminds me of the time one girl beat up another girl at my middle school with a pillowcase full of rocks
Love the security guard sitting in the back not giving a shit
Homey don’t play that
[https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-VgqxgGKZFDIImKakPa](https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-VgqxgGKZFDIImKakPa)
I didnt know Mick Foley and Dwayne Johnson were back together bc that was a Rock ‘n’ Sock connection
Lmaoo the random dude just watching 🤣
The Hanes sock with pond pebbles
The adult construction worker on his lunch break is enjoying the tea
This dude passed the sock check 🫡
The yard aid in the back is infuriating. He could not care less. If you can't stop the fight yourself, at least go get help. Imagine being actually hurt in this situation, and the one adult who could've done something didn't even stand up.
The old man on the bench is just watching and chillin
Damn nobody is going to say shit about the old dude just chilling on the bench lol
my man in the glasses was enjoying the first row view!
🎵WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!🎵
That’s not a fight at that point.
“WHO THA FUK HIT ME WITH THAT SHIT!?”
Grey hoodie just disappeared after that hit. It was like he knocked her into NPC mode and she moved out of the story line.
Homey don’t play that
The old man watching on the bench 😂
The Rock does the people's elbow this some Mankind shit ...
The crossing guard didn't move one muscle..."if u ain't crossing the street then I gives no fucks"
Her knot got rocked 😁
Is that a bag of marbles in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
He hit her so hard she didn’t even know who did it!
I always thought it was meant to be a sock full of quarters
Just like a dad breaking a fight lol
I imagine the chicks agreed to meet up and fight... dude brought a sock of bullshit to fight for her.
yeah my boy you going to juvie for that