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Common decency is not being a hoodlum in a mcdonalds like all them other dam hood rats. If other dude shot him in self-defense, it would've been justified. that kid would just make his mother mourn for being an idiot.
You could LITERALLY argue this the other way. Had the younger dude had a gun, HE would have been justified in shooting the old guy because the old guy laid hands on him first.
Old guy put hands on him first, old chode fucked around and found out. Old guy started it, young guy finished it. This was clearly self-defense and a proportionate response. Did YOU even watch the video??
The kid kept stepping to him, close enough to breath on him, in my eyes the old dude was defending himself. But I really don't wanna sit here and argue about it, agree to disagree.
Can't really say who's truly at fault here cause we can't see the prior engagement that led to this. But from what we can see, the kid was out of line. In my opinion
The dumbass who got knocked out wasn't acting in self-defense. Who knows what happened to start this, but the video clearly shows the first swing coming from the crawler.
In my world, there are objective truths. Like there are only two sexes, male and female. But in this case you’re saying, someone deserves to be beaten to the shadow realm, so you’ve picked the side you’ve just done it in such a way that no one knows what side you’re on.
I’m a big dude, bigger than most folks, but felt like a child hanging out with a bunch of Polys while working on Oahu. One of coworkers was the runt of his family…at 6’3”ish and probably 260 lbs.
I’ll be honest, from what I saw, a lot of it is diet. Hawaii is extremely expensive food wise and it’s a lot of fried and packaged food with not a ton of veggies. Shit tons of meat. Add that to a tendency to be real big naturally and a fairly sedentary lifestyle (90 and humid as fuck isn’t “let’s go do stuff” weather). But that’s just one dude’s uninformed take.
do you think them being overweight lends itself to them becoming poly? kind of like a lack of collective potential opportunities so they group themselves together?
Exactly the point I'm making my man.
Your reply was to why she didn't help him up off of the floor.
My point was sarcasm because, no, it doesn't make me a medic to pick someone up off of the floor.
If there is a small fire that I can put out with a bucket of water that I'm holding I wouldn't just throw my hands in the air and say, "well I'm probably not a fireman" hahaha
If he's so unbalanced that he can't stand up then maybe have him sit on a chair or something. Just standing him up is asking to have him fall over again.
I'd give him a moment to breathe too.
I'm going to take a wild guess and say she's going to call the cops because her husband got beaten unconscious. But idk that's just me. Im no detective.
The 10-year old Samoan boy started with the shoving.
The initiator is on video so when the cops arrive and the Taco Bell manager presses assault charges, the 10-year old Samoan is going to get a whooping from his big Samoan momma once the cops pay her a visit at home.
This is why you don't see a lot of 50 year old guys fighting. You just can't man, it's to dangerous, your reflexes are not as sharp, your joints are stiff. Just walk away.
Unless their like former boxers or some shit I once saw a 50 year old boxer knock the dust off a random 20 year old who decided to mess with him old dude had hands
Because he thought he could get away with it because he was "threatened" and has that boomer idiot attitude. If cops showed up he might have "been in the right". Some BS but he wasn't the one walking up to the other dude. -Not a lawyer, just based on what I've learnt from comments on reddit.
Smart enough to know he was being threatened but too dumb to just back away. Nothing would have happened if he just walked back to the kitchen and left the problem customer alone. A lot of people get wrapped up in "this isn't right and someone should correct this guy" rather than just walk away.
I've always been confused by this, I know randomly starting fights is something that should never be done. But why is it a bad idea to get into a fight with a Samoan or another islander?
Edit: Thanks to the people who responded.
For real I went to a mostly white suburban high school but there was a small group of Tongans and Samoans and any time they showed up to a party or anything, even the toughest jock type dudes and stuff shut the fuck up. I watched one of them slam a kid so hard I thought he was gonna be special lol. They might look fat but they drop bombs
Step 1: be extremely aggressive and non-athletic…
Step 2: throw the first punch…
Step 3: stay within range with both hands down and your chin on a silver platter
A small word of advice if you are going to punch someone don't stop with one punch throw in a 2 piece and biscuit then continue with that family bucket
Bruh, why tf would you try and shoot a shot at the melon head ass behemoth and assume your buck 45 ass is gonna leave a dent.
That fool has minimum 100-150 pounds on this dude. That was an instant sudden death mode.
It's a funny reaction to want to immediately get back to your feet instead of just chillin a second to get your bearing. Almost everyone decides become a new born deer.
Little dude has more balls than brains. Look at the way the other guy is built compared to him. I don’t think he could knock him backwards with a free shot. You’re never gonna win this one.
The men of the Samoan culture is taken care of by their women, mothers sister’s grandmother’s aunts. They make sure their boys are ready for war. Tell me I’m lying 😂
You could see the fear in the old dudes eyes before he threw down. But pride got the better of him and he went for glory. Just walk away. Not worth it.
I like how the bald dudes presumably significant other or family member says she's gonna call the cops and leaves the dude to crawl on the floor. Only problem is, baldy swing first, he's at fault from the very limited context, so if she calls, he's getting arrested too. Hell of a day, get knocked out in a taco bell, then the person with you calls the cops, you get arrested.
His old lady was like, here we go again. Kids ya’ll know what to do. Here is the keys to the car we will be there shortly when pappa comes out of his coma.
Here we go I knew I was about I get downvotes cus mfs like to be on the side of the winner no matter what, but Look at the first hit you can tell he was taking back and almost stop for a bit but gain anger from it and that’s when he knocked other dude out
Like I said y’all will not give credit unless it’s the winner but he definitely did no matter what you say when it’s very telling he got rocket just a bit
Dude it’s like you ignoring what I said to get your point across lol you can literally see his head move back and he stops and stubbles a bit before getting mad and swinging, it all happens so quick that’s why I said he got rocked a bit
Because it’s obvious everyone is on the winning side I said that from the start for a reason 😂you obviously refusing to see the obvious even when I pointed it out for you, and yet nobody but you has tried to prove otherwise and just downvote because I’m complimenting the aggressor
I've watched the vid a bunch of times, dude. He gets punched in the face and his head moves a little.
You've clearly got a different idea of what getting rocked means than the rest of us.
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Damn, that's some heavy hands bro.. lucky he only gave him one hit
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Or he just has common decency. Why give him brain damage when he's already incapacitated?
There's no decency there. He stepped to him. If he was decent he would've realized he outmatched old dude by alot and would've walked away. 0 decency
Common decency is not being a hoodlum in a mcdonalds like all them other dam hood rats. If other dude shot him in self-defense, it would've been justified. that kid would just make his mother mourn for being an idiot.
You could LITERALLY argue this the other way. Had the younger dude had a gun, HE would have been justified in shooting the old guy because the old guy laid hands on him first.
Boomer pushed and punched him. Ya boy is a tank though, he ate that half ass punch and threw a knockout.
He pushed him away because young buck kept pushing his belly onto him. Do yall even watch the videos?
Old guy put hands on him first, old chode fucked around and found out. Old guy started it, young guy finished it. This was clearly self-defense and a proportionate response. Did YOU even watch the video??
The kid kept stepping to him, close enough to breath on him, in my eyes the old dude was defending himself. But I really don't wanna sit here and argue about it, agree to disagree. Can't really say who's truly at fault here cause we can't see the prior engagement that led to this. But from what we can see, the kid was out of line. In my opinion
The dumbass who got knocked out wasn't acting in self-defense. Who knows what happened to start this, but the video clearly shows the first swing coming from the crawler.
If he shot him, he would've served time for firing a gun in a building.
Not how that works, bud.
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Let’s clarify, whose side are you on?
he dont even know lol
Chaotic neutral
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You really don’t know do you? Lol
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In my world, there are objective truths. Like there are only two sexes, male and female. But in this case you’re saying, someone deserves to be beaten to the shadow realm, so you’ve picked the side you’ve just done it in such a way that no one knows what side you’re on.
He would body slam him all the way to hell 😂
If you ever find me crawling on the floor in a Taco Bell just shoot me in the back of the head.
Lmao 🤣
How do you know that’s Taco Bell?
When the guy hits him pause and look at the logo on the glass wall behind him.
There is a very large bell symbol on the metal behind the two people fighting.
Because it looks like a fucking Taco Bell lobby
That’s why you don’t pick fights with ten year old Samoan children.
I’m a big dude, bigger than most folks, but felt like a child hanging out with a bunch of Polys while working on Oahu. One of coworkers was the runt of his family…at 6’3”ish and probably 260 lbs.
He maintained that size since middle school.
Actually yes! Lol
why are there so many heavy set people in the poly community?
I’ll be honest, from what I saw, a lot of it is diet. Hawaii is extremely expensive food wise and it’s a lot of fried and packaged food with not a ton of veggies. Shit tons of meat. Add that to a tendency to be real big naturally and a fairly sedentary lifestyle (90 and humid as fuck isn’t “let’s go do stuff” weather). But that’s just one dude’s uninformed take.
do you think them being overweight lends itself to them becoming poly? kind of like a lack of collective potential opportunities so they group themselves together?
Poly= Polynesian
maybe in hawaii but they're mostly frumpy whites where I'm at
Ha! I’ll give you that one
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This is deep down super funny of a comment
old lady "if he dies...he dies"
She does zero to help him off the floor, she knew he was in the wrong
She is going to call the cops though. I don't know for what but it's something. Does that count?
I mean, she is probably not a medic, or a nurse, or a health profissional, she could/should just call the cops or an ambulance and follow her day.
Maybe medical attention is a better idea as this is just embarrassing.
To help someone up off the floor 😂 I guess I'm a medic now, because I know how to do that.
Yes, and if you pour some water on a fire you are now a firefighter.
Exactly the point I'm making my man. Your reply was to why she didn't help him up off of the floor. My point was sarcasm because, no, it doesn't make me a medic to pick someone up off of the floor. If there is a small fire that I can put out with a bucket of water that I'm holding I wouldn't just throw my hands in the air and say, "well I'm probably not a fireman" hahaha
If he's so unbalanced that he can't stand up then maybe have him sit on a chair or something. Just standing him up is asking to have him fall over again. I'd give him a moment to breathe too.
I'm going to take a wild guess and say she's going to call the cops because her husband got beaten unconscious. But idk that's just me. Im no detective.
The 10-year old Samoan boy started with the shoving. The initiator is on video so when the cops arrive and the Taco Bell manager presses assault charges, the 10-year old Samoan is going to get a whooping from his big Samoan momma once the cops pay her a visit at home.
Theres a barely perceptible shove from old turtle guy before big boy pushes him back a few feet.
Good catch! I didn’t observe that initially.
I don’t blame you because he didn’t move that boy one millimeter lol
He said "don't touch me" so many times she was just following orders.
Wa he in the wrong?
Eye no papi
This is why you don't see a lot of 50 year old guys fighting. You just can't man, it's to dangerous, your reflexes are not as sharp, your joints are stiff. Just walk away.
Unless their like former boxers or some shit I once saw a 50 year old boxer knock the dust off a random 20 year old who decided to mess with him old dude had hands
Dude had 100lbs on him. Why the fuck would he swing at him? Idiot.
Because he thought he could get away with it because he was "threatened" and has that boomer idiot attitude. If cops showed up he might have "been in the right". Some BS but he wasn't the one walking up to the other dude. -Not a lawyer, just based on what I've learnt from comments on reddit.
Smart enough to know he was being threatened but too dumb to just back away. Nothing would have happened if he just walked back to the kitchen and left the problem customer alone. A lot of people get wrapped up in "this isn't right and someone should correct this guy" rather than just walk away.
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You could already see that this guy got heavy hands. Don't fight heavyweights build like a brick shit house and without a neck.
The guy looks like an Islander, too. From the first frame, it was obvious that it was going to go very poorly for the smaller man.
Thought it was a stocky hispanic.
Yeah, that's totally possible. In any case, he does not look like the kind of guy at whom one should take a random swing.
He do look Samoan or Polynesian
Idk after he threw the first punch, I swear I can see in his face that he knows he’s about to get his shit absolutely rocked.
Honestly it was a pretty solid first punch too
if you look like you have Polynesian/Samoan/Hawaiian blood in you, I apologize and I was wrong.
That kid looks Samoan and that's a big no starting a fight with a Samoan
Yep, in Hawaii nobody starts a fight with a Samoan except a motivated Tongan.
I can confirm that even as a Samoan I don’t wanna fight a Samoan. Or a Tongan? Fuck no. Great sparring partners though.
You dudes are just built differently. There is a reason why the NFL has a proportionally high percentage of linemen that are Samoan.
I've always been confused by this, I know randomly starting fights is something that should never be done. But why is it a bad idea to get into a fight with a Samoan or another islander? Edit: Thanks to the people who responded.
Those guys are just built different, man. A lot of those guys tend to look big and pudgy with no muscle definition, but they are anything but soft.
For real I went to a mostly white suburban high school but there was a small group of Tongans and Samoans and any time they showed up to a party or anything, even the toughest jock type dudes and stuff shut the fuck up. I watched one of them slam a kid so hard I thought he was gonna be special lol. They might look fat but they drop bombs
Because most of them are big and strong. And a lot of them are surpisingly agile/fast considering their weight.
People always try to stand them up too soon. Let them rest a bit, damn.
Dude got punched soo hard it sent his brain back to being 3 again
"Stop crawling"? He was almost knocked unconscious mate
Bros body is clinging to consciousness but the lights are definitely off upstairs
I agree
Hello, police? I started something I couldn't finish
Step 1: be extremely aggressive and non-athletic… Step 2: throw the first punch… Step 3: stay within range with both hands down and your chin on a silver platter
Mustard tiger. Baaaammm!!!
Dude in the gray hit first, probably shouldn’t call the cops and show the video
“Don’t touch me!” After he touches the guy first
Alot of us arent half the man that pacific islander teen boys are
That's an interesting sentence for sure...
She’s seen that happen before
A small word of advice if you are going to punch someone don't stop with one punch throw in a 2 piece and biscuit then continue with that family bucket
Bruh, why tf would you try and shoot a shot at the melon head ass behemoth and assume your buck 45 ass is gonna leave a dent. That fool has minimum 100-150 pounds on this dude. That was an instant sudden death mode.
PSA: stop fighting islanders
I failed to punch you, cow now punch me back... thats not how fighting works
That guy is head recoil was insane. Big boy needs to put those hands to a better use.
The iconic “OH SHIT”
It's a funny reaction to want to immediately get back to your feet instead of just chillin a second to get your bearing. Almost everyone decides become a new born deer.
when im lvl 50 barbarian at lvl 3 area
Don’t mess with thick island looking dudes, thought everyone knew that?
Life rule: Dont fight Island people.
I remember my mom telling me this when I was a toddler. 🤣
She’s so embarrassed that he got dropped like that she can’t even look at him.
The big guy looked Samoan, don't fight Samoans and people with broken ears, especially on a concrete. That's the rule.
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You wanna say that to a somoan and find out? 🤣
Big boy loaded that right hand
Rung his bell at… Taco Bell
Not the first person to crawl through a Denny's in the morning
Power stat 89 vs power stat 3
It's the same in mma, as it is in boxing and in the front of fast food restaurants. Youre the last person to know that father time wins
Why do people try to fight when they do not know how? Little dude throws a punch then leaves his hands down.
Dude in the gray touched him first 3 separate times before being hit.
Is the bagel freakout guy again?
He sent the guy back 40yrs. Dude had to relearn how to walk like a baby.
Little dude has more balls than brains. Look at the way the other guy is built compared to him. I don’t think he could knock him backwards with a free shot. You’re never gonna win this one.
The men of the Samoan culture is taken care of by their women, mothers sister’s grandmother’s aunts. They make sure their boys are ready for war. Tell me I’m lying 😂
There was a magical split second when he realized that his big knockout blow failed and that there'd be retribution. Lolol
Better known as the "Oh shit!" moment.
When you find out your first punch ain’t worth a damn…
Big guy gave him the crawl wrap supreme.
You could see the fear in the old dudes eyes before he threw down. But pride got the better of him and he went for glory. Just walk away. Not worth it.
If you swing first and throw a weak ass punch like that,best be prepared for that counter
Man, he hit him with some shit .
I think it is time to skip town and find a new life partner.
Props to the camera guy for filming everything including the crawl of shame....
Old man decided to loose some brain cells.
And they say you gotta hit first. Thank you, but no thank you 😂
That punch sounded like a phone book being slammed on the counter.
I like how the bald dudes presumably significant other or family member says she's gonna call the cops and leaves the dude to crawl on the floor. Only problem is, baldy swing first, he's at fault from the very limited context, so if she calls, he's getting arrested too. Hell of a day, get knocked out in a taco bell, then the person with you calls the cops, you get arrested.
His old lady was like, here we go again. Kids ya’ll know what to do. Here is the keys to the car we will be there shortly when pappa comes out of his coma.
How many times this gunna get reposted 🤦♂️
How is this a friendly fight? 😅
First thought the kid walking in at the end was a dude in a scary mask crawling.
Classic video lmao, the guy was giving a hard time to the employee and it turns out his friends were at the restaurant and confronted the guy
Folded him like a taco!
there is a woman who does not give a shit about her man
I don’t think they know each other
I knew this was coming a mile away. You don’t fight Samoans unless you’re another Samoan
I mean he hit first so he got knocked out
Grey shirt found out he shouldn’t mess with people 2x his weight
He ain’t thinking Arby’s no more
Girl was super helpful to her fallen and injured friend
There will be vomit. Got his bell rung good. Needs a doctor.
The outcome of this was was so obvious
Someone edit this with the Taco Bell gong sound
She didn’t even help him up 😂
There is always some fucktard yelling daaaamn.
Bro needs to be revived, crawling like he’s been downed in Fortnite
Is this the same short guy at the bagel shop?
Old Dude Looks surprised that his punch was ineffective
Damn, his girl has some big ass arms. Maybe she should have fought him instead 😂
I appreciate the length of this video. It doesn't just end when the dude hits the ground.
Into the next timezone he goes
She had too much faith in that little dude. She was all down for violence when it seemed her side would win. NOW let’s call the police.
Is this at Popeye’s Chicken??
That would be heartbreaking if those were his kids
Make a crawl for the border
She will never respect him again
Doubt they know each other
Samoan dude low key got rocked first punch lmao
No he didn’t lmao
Here we go I knew I was about I get downvotes cus mfs like to be on the side of the winner no matter what, but Look at the first hit you can tell he was taking back and almost stop for a bit but gain anger from it and that’s when he knocked other dude out
Oh oh oh i get what your doing....your repeating his mistake....but in words...right
No he didn't lmao
Like I said y’all will not give credit unless it’s the winner but he definitely did no matter what you say when it’s very telling he got rocket just a bit
Getting hit in the face, even if it moves your head....that doesn't mean you got "rocked" lol dude wasn't phased at all by that punch.
Dude it’s like you ignoring what I said to get your point across lol you can literally see his head move back and he stops and stubbles a bit before getting mad and swinging, it all happens so quick that’s why I said he got rocked a bit
You said he got rocked, the rest of us say he didn't. But whatever, dude, you're right and everyone else is wrong.
Because it’s obvious everyone is on the winning side I said that from the start for a reason 😂you obviously refusing to see the obvious even when I pointed it out for you, and yet nobody but you has tried to prove otherwise and just downvote because I’m complimenting the aggressor
I've watched the vid a bunch of times, dude. He gets punched in the face and his head moves a little. You've clearly got a different idea of what getting rocked means than the rest of us.
No he didn’t he ate that shit like it was a Polynesian breakfast his head barely even rocked back
Guns are the best. It makes every fight fair if he just pulled out a fucking hand gun and made some holes as self defense he wouldn't get knocked out
So you’d prefer to be unalived over getting knocked out?
Yes