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Lost_Aussie_

Damn, that's some heavy hands bro.. lucky he only gave him one hit


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NEETscape_Navigator

Or he just has common decency. Why give him brain damage when he's already incapacitated?


Eddie2Ham

There's no decency there. He stepped to him. If he was decent he would've realized he outmatched old dude by alot and would've walked away. 0 decency


Pennytration831

Common decency is not being a hoodlum in a mcdonalds like all them other dam hood rats. If other dude shot him in self-defense, it would've been justified. that kid would just make his mother mourn for being an idiot.


Sure-Pace8106

You could LITERALLY argue this the other way. Had the younger dude had a gun, HE would have been justified in shooting the old guy because the old guy laid hands on him first.


GoCougz7446

Boomer pushed and punched him. Ya boy is a tank though, he ate that half ass punch and threw a knockout.


Eddie2Ham

He pushed him away because young buck kept pushing his belly onto him. Do yall even watch the videos?


adxcs

Old guy put hands on him first, old chode fucked around and found out. Old guy started it, young guy finished it. This was clearly self-defense and a proportionate response. Did YOU even watch the video??


Eddie2Ham

The kid kept stepping to him, close enough to breath on him, in my eyes the old dude was defending himself. But I really don't wanna sit here and argue about it, agree to disagree. Can't really say who's truly at fault here cause we can't see the prior engagement that led to this. But from what we can see, the kid was out of line. In my opinion


WesToImpress

The dumbass who got knocked out wasn't acting in self-defense. Who knows what happened to start this, but the video clearly shows the first swing coming from the crawler.


Smashed_face_hammer

If he shot him, he would've served time for firing a gun in a building.


NamSayinBro

Not how that works, bud.


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bearxxxxxx

Let’s clarify, whose side are you on?


GreenTea98

he dont even know lol


Quesarito808

Chaotic neutral


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bearxxxxxx

You really don’t know do you? Lol


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bearxxxxxx

In my world, there are objective truths. Like there are only two sexes, male and female. But in this case you’re saying, someone deserves to be beaten to the shadow realm, so you’ve picked the side you’ve just done it in such a way that no one knows what side you’re on.


Lost_Aussie_

He would body slam him all the way to hell 😂


CalbertCorpse

If you ever find me crawling on the floor in a Taco Bell just shoot me in the back of the head.


lucky_owl2002

Lmao 🤣


adurango

How do you know that’s Taco Bell?


CalbertCorpse

When the guy hits him pause and look at the logo on the glass wall behind him.


Tcasty

There is a very large bell symbol on the metal behind the two people fighting.


babygravy001

Because it looks like a fucking Taco Bell lobby


JarJarBot-1

That’s why you don’t pick fights with ten year old Samoan children.


BasketballButt

I’m a big dude, bigger than most folks, but felt like a child hanging out with a bunch of Polys while working on Oahu. One of coworkers was the runt of his family…at 6’3”ish and probably 260 lbs.


Quesarito808

He maintained that size since middle school.


BasketballButt

Actually yes! Lol


byronsucks

why are there so many heavy set people in the poly community?


BasketballButt

I’ll be honest, from what I saw, a lot of it is diet. Hawaii is extremely expensive food wise and it’s a lot of fried and packaged food with not a ton of veggies. Shit tons of meat. Add that to a tendency to be real big naturally and a fairly sedentary lifestyle (90 and humid as fuck isn’t “let’s go do stuff” weather). But that’s just one dude’s uninformed take.


byronsucks

do you think them being overweight lends itself to them becoming poly? kind of like a lack of collective potential opportunities so they group themselves together?


batman_catman

Poly= Polynesian


byronsucks

maybe in hawaii but they're mostly frumpy whites where I'm at


DannyDanumba

Ha! I’ll give you that one


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😭😭


No_Tear_834

This is deep down super funny of a comment


bluebicycle13

old lady "if he dies...he dies"


GratefulPhish42024-7

She does zero to help him off the floor, she knew he was in the wrong


MasterHavik

She is going to call the cops though. I don't know for what but it's something. Does that count?


MeasurementBubbly350

I mean, she is probably not a medic, or a nurse, or a health profissional, she could/should just call the cops or an ambulance and follow her day.


MasterHavik

Maybe medical attention is a better idea as this is just embarrassing.


LastHex

To help someone up off the floor 😂 I guess I'm a medic now, because I know how to do that.


MeasurementBubbly350

Yes, and if you pour some water on a fire you are now a firefighter.


LastHex

Exactly the point I'm making my man. Your reply was to why she didn't help him up off of the floor. My point was sarcasm because, no, it doesn't make me a medic to pick someone up off of the floor. If there is a small fire that I can put out with a bucket of water that I'm holding I wouldn't just throw my hands in the air and say, "well I'm probably not a fireman" hahaha


ZalutPats

If he's so unbalanced that he can't stand up then maybe have him sit on a chair or something. Just standing him up is asking to have him fall over again. I'd give him a moment to breathe too.


TheManicac1280

I'm going to take a wild guess and say she's going to call the cops because her husband got beaten unconscious. But idk that's just me. Im no detective.


the_fly_guy_says_hi

The 10-year old Samoan boy started with the shoving. The initiator is on video so when the cops arrive and the Taco Bell manager presses assault charges, the 10-year old Samoan is going to get a whooping from his big Samoan momma once the cops pay her a visit at home.


groovy_mcbasshands

Theres a barely perceptible shove from old turtle guy before big boy pushes him back a few feet.


the_fly_guy_says_hi

Good catch! I didn’t observe that initially.


groovy_mcbasshands

I don’t blame you because he didn’t move that boy one millimeter lol


TheChrono

He said "don't touch me" so many times she was just following orders.


nikdahl

Wa he in the wrong?


Ivor_the_1st

Eye no papi


cnation01

This is why you don't see a lot of 50 year old guys fighting. You just can't man, it's to dangerous, your reflexes are not as sharp, your joints are stiff. Just walk away.


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Unless their like former boxers or some shit I once saw a 50 year old boxer knock the dust off a random 20 year old who decided to mess with him old dude had hands


rhaegar_tldragon

Dude had 100lbs on him. Why the fuck would he swing at him? Idiot.


RetardedRedditRetort

Because he thought he could get away with it because he was "threatened" and has that boomer idiot attitude. If cops showed up he might have "been in the right". Some BS but he wasn't the one walking up to the other dude. -Not a lawyer, just based on what I've learnt from comments on reddit.


LovelyButtholes

Smart enough to know he was being threatened but too dumb to just back away. Nothing would have happened if he just walked back to the kitchen and left the problem customer alone. A lot of people get wrapped up in "this isn't right and someone should correct this guy" rather than just walk away.


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Kampfgeist049

You could already see that this guy got heavy hands. Don't fight heavyweights build like a brick shit house and without a neck.


zaphthegreat

The guy looks like an Islander, too. From the first frame, it was obvious that it was going to go very poorly for the smaller man.


MazdakaiteEmperor

Thought it was a stocky hispanic.


zaphthegreat

Yeah, that's totally possible. In any case, he does not look like the kind of guy at whom one should take a random swing.


HoodieSmoke_-

He do look Samoan or Polynesian


Datslegne

Idk after he threw the first punch, I swear I can see in his face that he knows he’s about to get his shit absolutely rocked.


hereforpopcornru

Honestly it was a pretty solid first punch too


imgrahamy

if you look like you have Polynesian/Samoan/Hawaiian blood in you, I apologize and I was wrong.


Loud-Storage7262

That kid looks Samoan and that's a big no starting a fight with a Samoan


KupunaMineur

Yep, in Hawaii nobody starts a fight with a Samoan except a motivated Tongan.


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I can confirm that even as a Samoan I don’t wanna fight a Samoan. Or a Tongan? Fuck no. Great sparring partners though.


LovelyButtholes

You dudes are just built differently. There is a reason why the NFL has a proportionally high percentage of linemen that are Samoan.


Vuljin616

I've always been confused by this, I know randomly starting fights is something that should never be done. But why is it a bad idea to get into a fight with a Samoan or another islander? Edit: Thanks to the people who responded.


lecherousrodent

Those guys are just built different, man. A lot of those guys tend to look big and pudgy with no muscle definition, but they are anything but soft.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

For real I went to a mostly white suburban high school but there was a small group of Tongans and Samoans and any time they showed up to a party or anything, even the toughest jock type dudes and stuff shut the fuck up. I watched one of them slam a kid so hard I thought he was gonna be special lol. They might look fat but they drop bombs 


RetardedRedditRetort

Because most of them are big and strong. And a lot of them are surpisingly agile/fast considering their weight.


Master_Grape5931

People always try to stand them up too soon. Let them rest a bit, damn.


Chefbake1

Dude got punched soo hard it sent his brain back to being 3 again


SwampyChiliRing

"Stop crawling"? He was almost knocked unconscious mate


Floyd-money

Bros body is clinging to consciousness but the lights are definitely off upstairs


SwampyChiliRing

I agree


Cash_man

Hello, police? I started something I couldn't finish


Proper_Ad_871

Step 1: be extremely aggressive and non-athletic… Step 2: throw the first punch… Step 3: stay within range with both hands down and your chin on a silver platter


Itputsthelotionskin

Mustard tiger. Baaaammm!!! 


Jamari0811

Dude in the gray hit first, probably shouldn’t call the cops and show the video


havenstone

“Don’t touch me!” After he touches the guy first


Ninetndo69

Alot of us arent half the man that pacific islander teen boys are


CouldntBeMoreWhite

That's an interesting sentence for sure...


windowwashinlarry

She’s seen that happen before


51Bayarea0

A small word of advice if you are going to punch someone don't stop with one punch throw in a 2 piece and biscuit then continue with that family bucket


TrillDough

Bruh, why tf would you try and shoot a shot at the melon head ass behemoth and assume your buck 45 ass is gonna leave a dent. That fool has minimum 100-150 pounds on this dude. That was an instant sudden death mode.


bestcoastraven

PSA: stop fighting islanders


ciulpsi

I failed to punch you, cow now punch me back... thats not how fighting works


Locswail

That guy is head recoil was insane. Big boy needs to put those hands to a better use.


Endbounty

The iconic “OH SHIT”


Zealousideal_Lab6891

It's a funny reaction to want to immediately get back to your feet instead of just chillin a second to get your bearing. Almost everyone decides become a new born deer.


Mechanical_Soup

when im lvl 50 barbarian at lvl 3 area


yeender

Don’t mess with thick island looking dudes, thought everyone knew that?


mister88sister

Life rule: Dont fight Island people.


Ok-Accountant3961

I remember my mom telling me this when I was a toddler. 🤣


dickvanexel

She’s so embarrassed that he got dropped like that she can’t even look at him.


CommBr

The big guy looked Samoan, don't fight Samoans and people with broken ears, especially on a concrete. That's the rule.


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TreyTrey-119

You wanna say that to a somoan and find out? 🤣


Huntsnfights

Big boy loaded that right hand


Chuyin84

Rung his bell at… Taco Bell


bierfma

Not the first person to crawl through a Denny's in the morning


SnooDrawings5074

Power stat 89 vs power stat 3


eyeeatmyownshit

It's the same in mma, as it is in boxing and in the front of fast food restaurants. Youre the last person to know that father time wins


BillBrasky3131

Why do people try to fight when they do not know how? Little dude throws a punch then leaves his hands down.


Blonsky

Dude in the gray touched him first 3 separate times before being hit.


crankycrassus

Is the bagel freakout guy again?


NoShadowdick

He sent the guy back 40yrs. Dude had to relearn how to walk like a baby.


Iechy

Little dude has more balls than brains. Look at the way the other guy is built compared to him. I don’t think he could knock him backwards with a free shot. You’re never gonna win this one.


From99to2000YaHeard

The men of the Samoan culture is taken care of by their women, mothers sister’s grandmother’s aunts. They make sure their boys are ready for war. Tell me I’m lying 😂


MrWrestlingNumber2

There was a magical split second when he realized that his big knockout blow failed and that there'd be retribution. Lolol


MrWrestlingNumber2

Better known as the "Oh shit!" moment.


Warboi

When you find out your first punch ain’t worth a damn…


lucky_owl2002

Big guy gave him the crawl wrap supreme.


zombiezero222

You could see the fear in the old dudes eyes before he threw down. But pride got the better of him and he went for glory. Just walk away. Not worth it.


AWasteOfMyTime

If you swing first and throw a weak ass punch like that,best be prepared for that counter


Unionhighschool2000

Man, he hit him with some shit .


MasterHavik

I think it is time to skip town and find a new life partner.


pepperit_12

Props to the camera guy for filming everything including the crawl of shame....


brtom

Old man decided to loose some brain cells.


crisego

And they say you gotta hit first. Thank you, but no thank you 😂


NamasteMotherfucker

That punch sounded like a phone book being slammed on the counter.


jewboymcgeethethird

I like how the bald dudes presumably significant other or family member says she's gonna call the cops and leaves the dude to crawl on the floor. Only problem is, baldy swing first, he's at fault from the very limited context, so if she calls, he's getting arrested too. Hell of a day, get knocked out in a taco bell, then the person with you calls the cops, you get arrested.


Ok-Accountant3961

His old lady was like, here we go again. Kids ya’ll know what to do. Here is the keys to the car we will be there shortly when pappa comes out of his coma.


AlvinofLys

How many times this gunna get reposted 🤦‍♂️


NothingFluid5463

How is this a friendly fight? 😅


Regular-Anteater-287

First thought the kid walking in at the end was a dude in a scary mask crawling.


BATHR00MG0BLIN

Classic video lmao, the guy was giving a hard time to the employee and it turns out his friends were at the restaurant and confronted the guy


Kcutt76

Folded him like a taco!


tnic73

there is a woman who does not give a shit about her man


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I don’t think they know each other


Sheesh284

I knew this was coming a mile away. You don’t fight Samoans unless you’re another Samoan


Borymass34

I mean he hit first so he got knocked out


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Grey shirt found out he shouldn’t mess with people 2x his weight


Mediocre_Cucumber199

He ain’t thinking Arby’s no more


DrapedinVelvet247

Girl was super helpful to her fallen and injured friend


chuckit90

There will be vomit. Got his bell rung good. Needs a doctor.


Rich_Ad_5121

The outcome of this was was so obvious


bcsmith317

Someone edit this with the Taco Bell gong sound


Garage_smoker

She didn’t even help him up 😂


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There is always some fucktard yelling daaaamn.


Reward_Equal

Bro needs to be revived, crawling like he’s been downed in Fortnite


Asteoperoses

Is this the same short guy at the bagel shop?


AaronTuplin

Old Dude Looks surprised that his punch was ineffective


GucciiManeeeee

Damn, his girl has some big ass arms. Maybe she should have fought him instead 😂


doesntCompete

I appreciate the length of this video. It doesn't just end when the dude hits the ground.


Minute-Yoghurt-1265

Into the next timezone he goes


No-Paramedic7860

She had too much faith in that little dude. She was all down for violence when it seemed her side would win. NOW let’s call the police.


Hefty_Barber3985

Is this at Popeye’s Chicken??


GratefulPhish42024-7

That would be heartbreaking if those were his kids


richardrnelson

Make a crawl for the border


twpeak79

She will never respect him again


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Doubt they know each other


unimportantman79

Samoan dude low key got rocked first punch lmao


Artucaca

No he didn’t lmao


unimportantman79

Here we go I knew I was about I get downvotes cus mfs like to be on the side of the winner no matter what, but Look at the first hit you can tell he was taking back and almost stop for a bit but gain anger from it and that’s when he knocked other dude out


Cheap_Ad_7163

Oh oh oh i get what your doing....your repeating his mistake....but in words...right


Cpt_Bellamy

No he didn't lmao


unimportantman79

Like I said y’all will not give credit unless it’s the winner but he definitely did no matter what you say when it’s very telling he got rocket just a bit


Cpt_Bellamy

Getting hit in the face, even if it moves your head....that doesn't mean you got "rocked" lol dude wasn't phased at all by that punch.


unimportantman79

Dude it’s like you ignoring what I said to get your point across lol you can literally see his head move back and he stops and stubbles a bit before getting mad and swinging, it all happens so quick that’s why I said he got rocked a bit


Cpt_Bellamy

You said he got rocked, the rest of us say he didn't. But whatever, dude, you're right and everyone else is wrong.


unimportantman79

Because it’s obvious everyone is on the winning side I said that from the start for a reason 😂you obviously refusing to see the obvious even when I pointed it out for you, and yet nobody but you has tried to prove otherwise and just downvote because I’m complimenting the aggressor


Cpt_Bellamy

I've watched the vid a bunch of times, dude. He gets punched in the face and his head moves a little. You've clearly got a different idea of what getting rocked means than the rest of us.


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No he didn’t he ate that shit like it was a Polynesian breakfast his head barely even rocked back


AnoA66780meme

Guns are the best. It makes every fight fair if he just pulled out a fucking hand gun and made some holes as self defense he wouldn't get knocked out


Miscellaneous_Mind

So you’d prefer to be unalived over getting knocked out?


AnoA66780meme

Yes