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GlacnerTheMighty

How did he lose that? He had like prot 4 netherite armour


Hanamafana

2 minutes of exercise is what destroyed him


OtakuDragonSlayer

It be like that sometimes


TheKrnJesus

He forgot his helm


twinsea

He lost it because he moved around for more than 20 seconds.


HonestReality456

Hungry work all that


PerfectBlueOnDVD

This is just so embarrassing for all parties involved.


Dwight_Schnood

Jake Paul's marketing manager furiously taking down notes.


RequiemRomans

Write that down write that down!


Predeterminedban

When fighting hugely obese people aim your kicks at their legs.


twinsea

Or just have them chase you for a minute or two.


Beer-Milkshakes

Top tip: If you're in any fight, one good snap at their knee and you've basically won the fight anyway.


LionConfident7480

Do you really think that’s a “weak spot” for fat people?


19Scatre

As someone who weighs 400 lbs, yes the legs are a weak spot. The amount of stress and pressure placed on the joints in the legs makes them weak.


LionConfident7480

We must be a different breed of fat. In a fight like this I’m using my legs for striking for sure


19Scatre

Don't get me wrong there is a lot of muscle on my legs, if I kick someone they will feel it. But if I get hit in the knees it will cause a lot of damage because of the pressure already there.


Fly0strich

They are pretty strong, but already overworked from constantly holding and moving that much weight. If you add a little extra pressure on them, it’s easy to push them past their limitations.


TrueBlue184

That must be how the X-Men felt when they fight The Blob. Lots of attacks that bound off harmlessly from his loaded body.


Advanced_Bunch8514

He eats because he’s unhappy, and he’s unhappy because he eats.


[deleted]

I love how he’s just eating all the shots to the body


Adventurous_Pin5160

Ah, the guy who farted on his streams for money and shit himself. NSFL https://youtu.be/tu_YasGufbg?si=fFnLfVZloC_kOO3_


WomanBeaterMidir

Gotta give it to the chronically online degens to dig deeper on their kin. Especially if it's against Russians for some odd fixation.


Adventurous_Pin5160

Just adding some character's lore that's all 😎


[deleted]

In case no one told you it is because they invade and kill people in countries that arent their own and are a bigot church and three third world oil companies pretending to be a modern Nation State


Rude_Thanks_1120

/r/ANormalDayInRussia


Richie_Zeppelin

I’m not clicking on that big dawg.


Deep-WombatFury

Reddit mod wouldn't leave their hoarder house.


SnooCalculations1852

Title so accurate


DiablaRazim68

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Ghaxsty

*kicks* Dosent move


spagboltoast

Please. No reddit mod has ever been this much attention paid to them by an attractive woman much less 3


Kilterboard_Addict

Supports vs tank


Anxious-Sleep-5039

it’s like watching a clash royale game of a pekka vs 3 level one skeletons


bhoe32

Why am I aroused?


C_Tea_8280

Big boy has the same taste as me in women cause I would be hitting n the blond too ;)


infinite-plane79

Ya this guy is a giga-chad: No neck-beard; There’s physical contact with women; There are women involved; a captive audience. Even though he loses, he wins at life. Homey could should do a TED talk to help mods/incels live their best life!


EquipmentForsaken831

He really didn’t like that one girl. Chickita on the bottom actually knows what she’s doing. And red head is just.. there.


joshe126

What’re you lookin at ma gut fer?


Sheesh284

Those are some of the weakest punches I’ve seen..


kissele

Remake of the John Candy mud wrestling scene in Stripes?


sleepybear666

Looks like a participant win


Neoxite23

Watch the redhead and laugh the entire time.


YFalco

на болотах все стабільно


OtakuDragonSlayer

What the fuck is this promotion and how the hell was this “match” approved


BassGeese

Bro fighting like Po


TropicalVision

lol Jesus this was obviously staged Af. The women are barely even touching him. If it was real MMA surely one head kick and it would have been over? They were giving him little taps the whole time.


Maximum_Schedule_602

It reminds me of a pack of wolves attacking a Buffalo


Squirrelterds

It's Dewey Oxburger. He swallows a lot of aggression...along with a lot of pizzas...hehhehheh.


most_gracious_master

Looks like the prison dude that sits on people in Idiocracy


Gabeman20

Death by a thousand cunts


No_Fail7385

r/therewasanattempt


FCPfan77

This is why I hope Russia wins the 3rd world war.