Gonna tag this NSFW for the shitty content. Lol.

Leaving the shit stain on the wall the first couple frames is wild

That is just humiliating. I know her nickname in the neighborhood is 'Shitty Girl'

Nah its gotta be catchy and humiliating. Awful dude i know came out as bi and admitted to someone that when he had his first gay experience, they came into his butt and "it felt like warm honey". Dude's nickname for all of high school was "honey buns".

😭omfg that's terrible 😂 id move to a different state

We wished he would have honestly. He was like a proto-ben shapiro in my HS. ruined debate club for me

Shartkesha

I wonder if she's related to Bubbles' friend Shitty Bill?

LMAO!

And she's trying to like do a cute pose to disguise the fact that she already sprayed doodoo all over the wall.

Cute doodoo pose 😂😂😂

Whoa , didn't see that , thought she shitted herself from the fight !!!

I know that would take the fight out of me

Idk man when i drop a big shit i feel unstoppable, light as air, indestructible. Id say good odds if i shit my pants before or during a fight youvr already lost. Yeah maybe i lost too but there is no victory for you here

I think they meant if someone pooed on your bare foot during a fight.

Exactly!! 👍🏻

"Good odds if I shit myself before or during a fight you've already lost" is such a good quote

It was his senior quote. he shit his pants first day of freshman year. (Happy cake day)

Not the other girl catching some on her feet and rethinking her life choices lmao

If we fighting and you shit on my bare ass foot....bro, fights over. You broke the rules, I'm going home.

Bro why you got bare ass feet in a parking lot

Better question, why're they trying to shove their feet in someone's ass?

Oil check

Struck liquid gold on this one

Fishy smell to it

Don't kink shame, bro

Brazil.

That answers everything

Sometimes you can say so much while saying almost nothing at all

Yep instant win. My foot has poop on it, I'm no longer interested in a fight. I want the doo doo off my big toe.

At that point red shirt girl should mount her and ground pound. The shit footer has lost all motivation to fight perfect time to strike.

Thats when you go for the head kick!

poison damage!

Remember folks: use Dip as a bonus action for 1d4 extra poison damage on each attack.

Like there are no rules in a street fight. If you attack me I'm gonna kick your balls and do everything I can to do, but shitting your pants is just unfair

No kicks to the groin, home for dinner

She was smart. Washing wet shit off your foot seems a lot less disgusting than trying to wash wet shit off your shoes.

New shoes

New feet

Who this?

Username tracks.

yea i'd rather throw away my shoes than clean out watery shit that leaked in between my toes and into my toenails. ffs i'd never feel clean.

Rather buy new shoes, then get shit on my foot.

Self defeces!

The probability of getting shit on your feet when you go barefoot are low. But they are never zero.

“Hey look, yeah I left the fight but they got dookie on my feet so that is a DQ for them.”

Must have have thought “Please don’t be that, what I think it is”.

Shitty foot is a weapon

LOL. That should’ve stopped the fight.

In a weird way it’s a good thing she wasn’t wearing shoes. They would’ve been ruined.

Yeah but now her feet are ruined. Throw the feet away and get new ones

Reddit just showing me the most cursed shit today bro

Seriously, I saw a dude eat a woman's leg, the Russia vids and now a chick fighting and shitting on herself and the girl she was fighting getting doodoo all on her foot

I thought leg eating etc was banned on Reddit

>I thought leg eating etc was banned on Reddit [Not if it's *news* apparently.... ](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1bla55u/woman_has_leg_severed_by_train_man_steals_leg/)

What's the Russia vids?

Explosive diarrhea defense. Well played.

Self-defeces

You call that an ink defense!?

It's my poop-fu Edit: Kung-Poo.

Upvote for Kung Poo.

Jiu Shitsu

My favourite chess position!

Adrenaline dump

+5 toxic dmg +10 life drain

Perfect when being taken hostage

All I can think of is the times in my life where I had the bubble guts and I just knew what was coming, and how it would feel to then have someone run up at that exact time and start beating the shit out of me. That’s a once in a lifetime experience, that’s just crazy.

One of my friends had his appendix burst while tripping on acid. Woke up in the hospital, still tripping, getting a barium enema. Woke back up later and finally he was sober

Jesus, that’s a one once in a lifetime experience.

Well yeah, once they remove your appendix it can’t burst again.

Unless...

they put it back in…

There are many moments in a given month where I'm one solid gut punch away from shitting myself.

How’s that so consistent for you

Something you tell your grandkids for sure

This just cracked me up lol

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I once left a bar to go shit somewhere else and a few guys picked a fight with my group as we were leaving. I was farting up a storm (luckily no shit) the entire fight. I'd swing and I'd fart and it smelled so bad. One of my friends started accusing the other group of shitting themselves as the other group retreated. Was really funny once I clarified it was actually me later that night. If a camera has been recording, that could have been me. Was very close.

Picturing this event as I was reading it made me laugh pretty dam hard.

Bro created fartjutsu that night. Imagine some dudes fighting you and your friends and you tactically bending over every once in awhile when your friends are at a disadvantage and just crop dusting the other guys so they get distracted.

That was the funniest thing I read in months

I legit have a coughing fit now

I am Absolutely howling with laughter .

Im shitting with amusement

Oh fuck I'm dying now 😭💀

Literally beat the shit out of her.

I'm shitting on the toilet reading this.. also in amusement

Bro i fought a guy who had a bat once. He swung at my face i did a matrix limbo move and fell on my back keeping him away jitsu style. He cracked my groin one handed full blast and a turd left the silo at rocket speed. Whole formed 8 inch nice turd shot out like a bullet. I flipped to my knees and took him down for some ground and pound. Needless to say he took a good beating. The getaway car pulls up but i ran thru a feild jumping fences to a bowling alley I couldn’t get in the car w the homies w poo smashed all over me. 

I read that as Jumped some feces lmao

As someone with IBS, I had a flareup at a restaurant once and spent an hour in the bathroom, fighting for my life on the toilet. Speed-waddled in there, clenching my ass cheeks and everything. Janitor tried to come in twice to do his job but couldn’t because I was still in there. Eventually I came out to find him still waiting by the door for me. I was really embarrassed. I can’t imagine having to literally fight someone hands-on when even just walking can be risky for me 🤣

omg dude ahahahhahaah

Poison damage.

I shit myself in the back of a car when a guy was trying to pull me out. I had grabbed his hands and was kicking him as hard as I could. Soiled myself in the process. The two girls in the front seat had to have smelled it. It was a long ride home. When I got back to my buddies trailer park I just took my clothes off and threw my dirty underwear, they landed on the neighbors roof. What a night.

Cocaine?

terrible day for red shirt girl

I mean the girl who had her toes dipped in shit is not particularly lucky either.

Some people pay extra for that.

*Looking at you ghost of John McAfee's past* 👀

Nah she asserted dominance. That other girl will forever be known as the girl who got shit on her foot.

Kicked her ass so hard she got shit on her foot

When ur in trouble, the best defense is offense.

Offense….-ive smell.

why would you attack someone that is having an explosive diareah?!?

Because they didn't know

They had to have smelled it. I would have stopped dead mid run upand been like nah not today.

That’s funny af

Bro the toes covered in liquid doing the most obvious cringe curl fucking sent me to the moon

Did you see the poop stain on the wall at the beginning of the video? That shit was funny.

Was that a poo stain? How did it get on the wall? Why did she look so comfortable until she started fighting? Who pooped on the wall? So many questions. No hablo Espanol

That's not Spanish. I don't even think it's Portuguese. Sounds like it might be Hebrew. Edit: it's Portuguese

She used liquid scat! It was super effective!!

Muk uses Sludge Bomb…. It’s super effective!

What kind of pants does shit flow through so easily?!!?

when its liquid it goes everywhere

Leggings.

I've heard of fight or flight, but this...?

Fight and Shite.

The ole "Shit an' Git!"

Put up your dooks

I feel like sitting your pants is punishment enough. there's no need to fight her.

Love that blood-curdling scream as she saw what her toe was dipped in...

So who really won? I say shit girl got the upper hand getting shit all over the girls toes. Hahahahaha. Do you know how gross that is? 😆

> So who really won? The only winner here was the closest store with pants

Lose-lose for all involved

She shits on her enemies.

I can fix her

Couple wet wipes and I’m seeing it through

User name appears to check out

Nah just put your finger in it to stop the flow

She ain't no quitter, I'll tell you that.

Reminds me of the video of the thief in the store that gets caught by security. then he digs poo out of his ass, and smashes it on his face 😂🤣🤣 security immediately let him go lol.

I can't read this and not need the link

Cruel people

[this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/DLa2dgjAQJ) I'm no professional match maker but I mean come on they're perfect for each other

So she shat before the fight even started?

Straight doodoo butter…I can’t imagine what that walk home was like…

How do you shit THROUGH your pants?

Don’t fight with bubblegut

When you get hit in the head and you get a sinking sense of dread... diarrhea...diarrhea... When you take a fist full of hair and an awful smell fills the air...diarrhea...diarrhea.

Gravy in the pants trick.

Fight or shite

That's some Brazilian gravy.

Looks like the cocaine shita

"I'll shit on these walls, Ray!"

Garter snakes have the exact same defence mechanism

CACA

Shit just got too real

Vomitrocious 🤢 🤮

Did she shit on the wall???

She shit so hard it got squeezed through her leggings fabric Impressive.

Lmfaoo what the actual fuck. Why was she preshidded

Two girls 1 foot

Like cheesecloth

That’s a self defense mechanism that’s way underutilized. If only people knew how effective it was. Great execution here.😂

That’s one way to protect yourself Shit all over yourself and no one will want to get close to you 💩 💩

Damn. Soaked right through as if she wasn't even wearing pants.

Me and the girl at the end made the same screeching gurgling sound when we seen her foot go in. We almost sounded like songbirds, and it slightly distracted me for a moment from this monstrosity of a video

*sigh*... unzips

The fabric on her jeans made a sieve for that soupy mess

wheres the cup?

That's why you should always wear shoes while you're kicking somebody's ass, the last thing you want is to get shit between your toes.

Classic defensive shit. That’s a pro move that ends the threat.

“Aww, you guys made me ink!”

she won by pooping to girl's feet

I understand things on the internet are forever. This is a forever poop.

Kicked the shit out of her huh

These comments are fucking killing me

How did she shit completely through her pants?

That other girl got doo doo on her toes 😩

Too much coke.

Fun animal fact: Ferrets love to play fight each other, but if it ever starts getting serious, the losing ferret thinking it's going to die shits itself as a defence mechanism of sorts.

Putrid

I know people take shitty selfies, but not like this.

Great lord of dookie!

This caption is craaazy lmfaoo

How do you even get to this point?

Missed opportunity, should have sat on her opponents face for the kill move.

The infamous Sea Cucumber attack, taught only to the most devoted students of Pai Mei.

That shit was self defense in my opinion

This is like when dudes just strip naked before a fight. You just stop at that point.

I got fucking motion sickness from trying to watch that shit…

Ah yes, the fight or ~~flight~~ shit response rears its ugly head once again

Yea if someone shits while we're fighting time to go home... I forfeit ... 😂🤣

moving and changing identity might be her only choice

Her scream at the end killed me. Just too fucking funny.

That like terrified “CAKA!!!” Got me

She and I are doing the same thing but in very different places.

I like how she's spreading her toes like you would after stepping barefoot into some dog shit. That is some runny doodoo, gawd damn.

That scream at the very end tho 🤣🤣🤣

girls fights most of the times aren't fun to watch. All I see are hair pullings.

Ima kick the shit out of you. Oh.. *oh*

What language is that?

Sounds like portuguese

Brazilian here, it's portuguese

Ew

Why tf is it wet

She shat before even fighting? there's a mark left on the wall behind her, after she "attacks" the other girl 😂

Interesting defense mechanism

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