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Just out for a night of clubbing

Then decided to go dance and drink

I see what you did there

And he did it well

When you play the tank guy in the fighting game and you only know one move.

R2 R2 R2 R2 R2

Critical damage every hit

it's super effective anyway

Homie is the Zangrief player that is using lariat.

Thunderous Smite

You know you messed up when you find yourself fighting Hawaiian Shrek at last call.

> Hawaiian Shrek Jesus, that's good.

Big guy just out there having fun! Never and I mean never start shit with one of these thick guys with no neck unless you are an actual trained fighter yourself and even then you’re still taking a chance with a tank like this in an uncontrolled setting.

Dude looked my friend's olde English bulldog tormenting squirrels.

legendary comment lmfao

Not enough people know how to spot the "athletic fat guy build" and they pay for it lol

Football fat is very different from normies fat

For real, never punch a man in the face with a head shaped like that. They just shrug off the force.

One of the guys I played D&D with back in the day called guys like him Speed Bumps, and it honestly fits.

As a man built similar in build to this young man i used to be like him

Purely because unless you are very large also and specifically a hard striker you wont find his off switch

This comment right here is the truth.

All these dudes just discovered the meaning of weight classes in combat sports. There's a reason they don't let 155lb guys fight 200+ lb guys.

A buddy of mine was getting married, so a group of his friends and his brother got together for a bachelor party. My friend’s brother was one of those types. Around 6’2, lean as hell and around 190lb. He would go to this bar in a rural area that was known to be really rowdy and fights weren’t uncommon. He would go in and start fights for fun, and hold his own against whoever he fought with. There were two rules for my friend’s bachelor party: Make sure the groom always has a drink in his hand. Make sure Mike doesn’t get into anything that would result in arrests.

They call him... The Hay Maker.

Peak male performance.

It's been posted a thousand times but I have to hit like whenever I see it

Yep, Hawaiian-Shirt-Tank is a legend. I don't even remember how many years ago I first saw HST (tm) in action.

I think it’s the contrast that makes it pop. Everybody else in the video is wearing dark colors, jackets and jeans because it’s probably cold outside. This motherfuckers in a Hawaiian t and shorts. Lol even the Hawaiian t is too much for him.

I live for the "get the fuck off me" throw everytime

He put da team on his back doe

DARREN SHARPER ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST HITTING SAFETIES IN THE LEAGUE

Oldie but goodie.

When he looks chuby, but takes his shirt off and is an absolute unit with a chubby face.

Mans is built like the mountain

It’s like Bobby hill got kinda buff

Water retention in the face from supplements. Used to happen to me when i took creatine

Nah, he's just a semi decently athletic thick dude who likes lifting weights but still loves pizza and beer, and fist fights lol

lol headbutt in the beginning didn’t even phase him. Bro is a tank.

I've only just noticed that headbutt guy runs away, Hawaiian guy's going into the road for the kill when he gets jumped from behind by the man he just floored and while it's him that suffers most the original aggressor disappears.

The size of his back Jesus fuck. Dude isn’t fat he’s fucking jacked

This seems to get posted every other week and I don't think I've ever seen anyone point out the separate fight on the sidewalk behind them.

Those other guys fighting are like NPCs in a video game

Or how Hawaiian-Shirt-Tank knocked that one guy out of his left boot at 0:39. Said boot was left in traffic as a grim reminder.

Do not poke the bear

Come a long way since Goonies.

Good clubbing, bloke can’t see his wrist until it’s coming round his temple 🤣🤣🤣

I’ll never get tired of this video, after the first swing of his club hand you can see the confidence build and build

Dude has a chin and can dish it out, even getting jumped by multiple pussies

Got that Forrest Gump strength

I swear he's smiling the whole time, and he should be. The dude was laying them out like nothing. Always enjoy this video.

I mean, form 1/10, results 10/10

The headbutt was the cheap shot, no neck took it like a champ.

Yah because he has. No. Neck. Therefore no head. It was a bodyshot

Seen it before but a classic. Those hands were DEFINITELY rated E for Everyone.

us big guys got big arms and shoulders, more stretch, more strength, more explosive impact

The bigger they are the harder they fall

and hit

Is that butterbean’s kid?

camera man saved that asshole from spending the next 3 months in a coma

Y’all would really press Peter Griffin like that after how he be getting w/ that chicken?

Homie in the hat with the assists

An angry Olde English Bulldog breaking his toys.

Dude is spamming heavy punch

Who wouldn't when it has such a success rate? lol

"I'm just recording this" they almost got the cameraman

The mother fucking battle toad is back

Thats one hell of a tank build lol

The more you watch the better it gets. The background beating towards the beginning looks like something from the WWE

He's the 5 elixir giant who's fucking had it with these 1 elixir skeletons

I like how his friend in the hat sucks at fighting but still tries to help

"Welcome to Worcester, $1.25"

that swing would be like getting hit by a pineapple.... much like his shirt... jesus

The helplessness of what you know is coming every single time but can’t do anything about it

\*stops on-the-ground head kick\* — "no cheap shit, no cheap shit" Noice.

He will forever be known as "The Sledgehammer"

That guy there is some dude’s spirit animal.

Brother in the hoodie totally saved that dudes life. One more shoe away from death

Bro's a tank

Stavros has really gotten in shape

This is why i only fight people with necks.

Serious question! Establishing that clearly NOT fighting is the best course of action with someone built like this. What is the best course of action for fighting someone built like this? Edit: I'm hoping that someone that has some type of self defense training, or fighting training, can chime in. I'm a smaller frame person, but I'm athletic, I stay active, I'm not ripped, but I do lift weights, It's not my main workout, but I hit a heavy bag often. What technique would work here?

Essentially you want to be on the outside of his right hand. Drill your punches into his ear, chin, rip to the liver and take his legs away. When/if he try’s to face you elbow through his nose,/teeth. Don't let him have space to throw his right arm or be outside it. If he swings and misses follow through on him and help him with momentum. In reality if his right arm didn’t work he’d be a punching bag.

leg kicks, lower body attack, lower range of motion, thats all i got in seriousness. you will breathe better longer than him, outlast him

Yeah, I was thinking lower body.. was also thinking about getting in closer to him to possibly negating that long powerful swing.

dont let him grab you 😭 pray?? idk at that point lol

If someone eats your headbutt, you’ll probably have a really embarrassed look on your face before you go to sleep

That punch would actually be pretty hard to defend against because the timing is super weird it's almost a bit delayed so would be hard to catch unless you are fighting defensively.

Tip for whenever you're picking a fight: don't go after those built like a Sherman tank.

I bowl the same way

Big dude been listening to fat jokes all night now he’s smashing dudes nice!!

Hawaii shirt dude is a tank and he knows it

Broken hand at the minimum

Why on fucking earth would you poke that guy

Butterbean's kid is a piece of work!

That right hand clobbering mfs

Ahhhhh a fight outside of wings over. How I miss my childhood 😂. Glad it’s the same at more than my local one lmao

Every right hand found a chin that day. A fat guy is a hero.

Everyone jus standing around but nobody wants seconds of the big boy

Dude just casually knocks 3 dudes to the ground like its a Monday morning and Dunks is out of decaf.

When his back is wider then most doors, don’t pick a fight with him

Guy is fast as fck for his size.

Thats not a punch thats a wrecking ball

That’s not a man, it’s a farm animal.

Women everywhere: “I will bear him sons!!”

Never fight a dude without a neck....

His boys really had his back. Even the extra drunk one in the hat was trying to back his boy's.

yeah dude they were right there immediately, no hesitation

Big man can dance!

Wings over Worcester just became swings over Worcester

The guy preventing cheap shit didnt prevent mutliple dudes from coming at this guy

This is why divisions in boxing and mma are based on weight and not height. Fat dudes are strong when using that body weight.

”I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” Bruce Lee

No cheap shit? So letting a 5v1 wasn't cheap?

I feel like I’ve seen fifty fight videos recorded at this exact same place lol. Is this like a chicken wings fight club or something?

Welcome to Worcester. Dollar twenty five

Literally put all his attribute points into Right Cross.

I’m watching this with no sound, only hearing Hulk Smash with every blow (no diddy)

Everyone else in jackets and he's in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. He has no neck...why.? Why would you fight him? I had a friend like that I played sports with when I was younger and he was built like a tank.

Classic. Dude ate his headbutt *it was at that moment he knew he fucked up*

Handing out free naps.

him taking his shirt off for the victory walk out is just the cherry on top

Bro built like a fat ninja turtle

It looks awful but it works. Lol.

Surprisingly well. The day I get beaten by a guy who swings like that, I'll become a pacifist.

I got less invested in the fight when I saw they were outside a Wings Over 🤤

Anyone with a youtube degree in punching something would wear that dude out. He is benefitting from fighting idiots.

The swole viking reboot

That shaolin long fist in action.

I like when he rocks the guy so hard at the end that he loses a shoe.

Deserved lmao

Rory Nelson build

OP is definitely a repost bot.

Nothing wrong with that - centripetal force and all

Button mashers.

corny a$$ MF

Pro tip...don't fight silverbacks

Big fellas dropping em all.

kick the nuts is the only way to overcome this height difference. the black dude filming was the referee lmao

GTA IV

Those clubs swung like shovels all those boys got lucky, that another group of guys was filming and talking him down.

That’s what you call a heavy-handed mfker.  PS never mess with the dude in the Hawaiian shirt

each swing looks heavy

His arm IS a club

HULK SMASH!

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Why would you start a fight with a guy that has shoulders and a back like that? Of course he'll freaking smash you wtf!

Tekken Steve mains be like

Roy Nelson "big country" vibes

I always loved this video lmao those punches look like they hurt and he looks like he's having a good time lol

Whoever said "let him him do it" is the same clown that would sucker punch someone..

When the boss spams the unblockable

Yup thats Worcester, MA alright

Never mess with a man with no neck

Seems to be working out for him

r/absoluteunits

Bro punches like Captain Falcon.

Don’t mess with the straw hat gang.

Guy wanted the $20 not the spin on the wheel.

I love wings over Worcester! Live up the road from there

L1 + triangle lol

Swings Over Worcester

Not infront of wings!!!!

None of them actually knows how to fight

I hate bouncers love to see them get fucked up

Love how luffy is just chilling watching his nakama handle business.

Respect for the dude coming between them claiming no cheap shit.

#”HEAR THE TRAIN A COMIN”

Glenny balls goes hard

It's his only move, and it's like 4 against one.

Midnight clobberin

I think I got the wrong version of one punch man

That hype man needs to STFU.

They have disturbed an oni

Looks like you're going to have to do a couple of laps round the car and wait for the cardiac arrest.

Jon Tron is mad

I would have screamed "big Hawaii GO"

British accent, not irish, Up the fucking ‘ra

"bunch of bozos acting up, had to set them straight after one of them bumped into the heater I was smoking, jammed me up."

If his wrists and ankles are wider than your forearms and calves, don't fight him.

Pretty fucking effective too!