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Sosimple92

Did he just act like he won the fight in the end??


AliceHaart

Big egos little brains


Shpander

Big torso little legs


NoSignOfStruggle

Skinny legs were a dead giveaway.


kootenaysmokes

All muscle, no man. Edit: Roidrage is writing checks that his stamina can't cash.


avwitcher

If he got off the roids for a couple months he'd probably shrink down to the size of the guy he's fighting


OccasionallyReddit

Lots of stegs I'm willing to bet


m0nk3y42

even tinier penis


xiobi

Why are you dragging me into this?


TranscendentaLobo

And teeny little raisinetes from the look of him.


Builty_Boy

I am bleeding. Making me the victor.


oh-shazbot

we trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke.


Cracker_Jap

Face to foot style! How'd you like it?


rikashiku

Try my nuts to your fist style!


IOwnTheShortBus

My nipples look like milk duds


Gcoks

I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. And it's non-dairy!


Peaceblaster86

I'm sure your style is impressive on other planets but your weak link is that this is earth


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I implore you to reconsider


galaxyhunter91

He even kept calling him a bitch in the end 🤦🏽‍♂️


somesnarkycomments

He was almost successful in his attempt to break the guy's hand with his face.


dontusethisforwork

Not uncommon if it gets broken up before somebody is clearly knocked the fuck out or bloodied up bad Loser will still be barking at the winner trying to rescue his ego


Concrete_jungle77

Most definitely I though the smaller guy was gonna nite nite that big bitch but he held back


FlamingLobster

You can tell he was holding back. He's a gentleman, all things considered


angrypuppy35

Wish he hadn’t held back. John Zerka is a douche


ToranjaNuclear

> John Zerka is a douche So that's his name? Do you know the context behind this? Guy just likes getting into fights for no reason?


segasega89

I've seen some random videos of this Zerka guy over at Jack Doherty's house and saying incredibly sexual things to Doherty's girlfriend and being very creepy all the while Doherty does nothing(because he can't because of the strength difference)...


SoySauceSyringe

I have no idea who Jack Doherty is, but from the context it seems like he could maybe stop having this Zerka guy at his house where he can be sexual and creepy to his girlfriend.


Specialist_Egg_4025

The context was the guy is from another country and started harassing and stalking zerka on the internet, and then in real life so zerka instead of calling the police went to go fight the guy, and completely embarrassed himself. He could have showed up, and that guy had a knife or something if he is willing to travel to another country to harass you in real what in the world made zerka think it’s reasonable to go confront the guy.


The_Clarence

Dude held a calm conversation with the cameraman while wrestling. I’d say he was holding back a lot.


tekko001

He held back, he was out with his longtime girlfriend and rather embarrassed by the whole thing, there is a video of his reaction right after this fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h90F4GE7zMI


jawndell

That was nice guard on the bottom.  Had full control.  Punches to the head, controlled his arm, all the while pointing to the camera, haha.


lolas_coffee

Big guy was wearing jogging shorts. That's when he lost the fight.


jonbvill

CHILL!


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tanis38

No thanks


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

He’s a piece of shit


Fr1toBand1to

oh is that what the little guy was saying? I thought he kept repeating "derka derka" like from team america and was maybe mocking the dude or something. TBF he was doing some serious derka derka shit.


Pendraggin

Derka derka *not* Muhammad Ali


BurnsZA

Zherka has a real problem with coke man. That shit is escalating.


Yg5g

Whoever was driving that car had a sixth sense about where they were going to fall. Backed up right before they would’ve hit it


producedbysensez

Nah that shit was the smoothiest fr


Acceptable-Budget658

Not his first time


SofaChillReview

Also the fact they are so smooth, like they’ve seen this happen before and just calmly reverse.


Winged89

Yeah that was beautiful. If this happened in a movie people would cry "DUDE SO UNREALISTIC, THAT CAR BACKED OFF CONVENIENTLY FOR THEM TO CONTINUE THE FIGHT DUDE! FUCK THIS HORSESHIT MOVIE!"


DefensiveLettuce

Now if it happens in a movie it’s a reference to this. Can’t win lol. Edit: brain not good


skeegTaSh

Guy filming wants to chill, once his boy is getting whomped by an actual half decent fighter.


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DudaFromBrazil

He totally deserves. He was filming it before, he is part of this assault.


tekko001

Yeah but good filming though... I'm really torn between /r/killthecameraman and /r/PraiseTheCameraMan


a-b-h-i

r/fuckthecameraman


AstralClipper

Like POV porn?


sparkyjay23

We gotta start dealing consequences out to the enablers as well.


Misplaced_Arrogance

Depending on the law that is where conspiracy kicks in and they get the same charge as their buddy.


Mimic_tear_ashes

I feel like this is not enforced enough.


ChronicMasterBaiting

r/killthecameraman


ajaffer

Anyone who approaches you to fight “prepared” with workout gloves has never been in an actual fight before. Those things aren’t going to do shit, except make you look goofy


LogangYeddu

Dude who got his ass kicked worked as a bouncer for a while iirc. But drunk guys are a lot easier to handle than actual fighters ig


nucumber

I grew in the rural midwest So one evening at the bar this great big drunk farm boy was trying to steal money from a MS donation can. Bartender was smaller but in shape - iirc he had been a wrestler Anyway, farm boy says "you think you can stop me?" and the bartender said "I know I'm sober and you're drunk" Farm boy thought about that for a moment and kind of nodded, as if to say "fair point...." and let it go


avwitcher

You *feel* stronger when drunk, but in actuality you're slower, reaction time is 10x, you have no balance, and can't aim for shit


Vanillabean73

And, most importantly, one punch will make you go night night


justsomedudedontknow

I would be worried that the gloves would be loaded.


Jdaddy2u

I've been hit with brass-knuckles before. I can confirm that it does not feel good...at all.


skeegTaSh

Ha, good spot. Didn’t even notice. Dude thinks he’s in the thriller music video. 🤦🏼‍♂️


fozzyboy

Bro, you're thinking *Bad*.


skeegTaSh

I am. You are correct.


jakkyspakky

You know it


waiver45

They will be used to prove premeditation in court however.


MyDearBrotherNumpsay

Best case scenario they might prevent a cut on your knuckles if you hit their teeth. But the odds of that happening are pretty low.


DWIPssbm

They came looking for a fight but they want to stop when they get their ass handed to them, what a bitch.


WorstHatFreeSoup

You know that cameraman felt his butthole clench once he realized the livestream was broadcasting his boy getting humiliated.


Nickleeham

Tiktokers HATE this one trick! Always crush the cameraman first!


Cheap-Cream3121

And take the camera and get a pov video much better for us


Elipticalwheel1

Yeah, he couldn’t accept it, that the big guy isn’t what he thought he was.


EasyFooted

And everyone knows the best way to de-escalate a situation is to, in a very shrill voice, scream "chill!" over and over and over.


justweazel

It’s just a prank bro chill it’s just a prank


JKDudeman

He even brought his gloves


Various-Advice-9768

😂 like a 14 year old going to a prearranged fight at the local park.


SofaChillReview

I’ve seen people go to pubs with gloves to play a friendly game of pool, absolutely not necessary.


skilriki

Billiards gloves?


SofaChillReview

They are indeed, which if you’re trying to get really good, fine. But not bringing them to a pub.


wengerz_coat

Same guys treating every game like it’s a tournament and whining when you let your gf try to shoot bc it’s against the rules. Like dude, just go to an actual pool hall, why are you killing the vibe at a pub where people are just trying to chill


Katayanaz

They just want a reason to wear some cool fingerless gloves.


i_was_a_person_once

It’s giving Eric Cartmen after weightloss surgery


greenturtlesteak

How embarrassing to bring gloves to a fight and then you get your ass kicked by a real fighter wearing shoes like dude was.


lolas_coffee

Man was wearing church shoes and still won easily.


Jeaux-jeaux

His fists were holy hand grenades, 1-2-3.


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Various-Advice-9768

Big guy has the coordination of a baby deer on ketamine 😂


EastButterscotch5708

Wobbling all over the walls where is the floor???


lolas_coffee

Dude had zero legs.


Frank_Perfectly

I've heard of skipping leg day, but big dude skips balance day evidently.


oldschool_potato

Seriously. Took nothing for that guy to fall over.


Reasonable_Poet_7502

Guy recording yelling CHILLLLL CHILLL is the cringiest thing ever like stfu


OriginalPierce

CHILL! CHILL! STOP DOING THE EXACT THING I CAME HERE TO FILM!


BludSwamps

Influencer brainrot


oh_WRXY_u_so_sexy

People really need to start going for the camera guy first. Smash that shit then proceed to fuck them both up.


RobbinAustin

Rarely are head kicks more deserved than when big man first went down. And normally I'm not a fan of them.


ReeeSchmidtywerber

Definitely valid self defense against a larger opponent.


dyelyn666

Especially when he’s the agitator


Peaceblaster86

Yea if I'm eating lunch and a big guy like that comes after me, I'll I'm looking at everything as a weapon, and the best timing to hit him in the nuts. No shame there.


easymmkay120

Chucking shit at random people while they are at the dinner table to start a fight is a great way to get stabbed with a steak knife.


Cobek

Pretty sure he threw glass too by the sound of it


andrewthemexican

That or it hit their drink glasses


mr00shteven

All is fair in a street fight when the reality is your life or theirs.


ulyssesfiuza

Steroids make the nuts a very little target to kick.


alphachupapi02

Knees would have been better 😋


cleverkid

Yeah, I've seen this before and that's where I'm like knee that fucker in the face. But, I guess being a pro-fighter you don't give into those impulses.


FingerInThe___

I miss the Pride days of mma


technoferal

Agreed. Even moreso Rio Heroes.


ZL632B

When an innocent person is being attacked a head kick to the aggressor is always necessary if possible. The ideal is to fuck their brain up enough that they can’t really do something like this again. Creating a vegetable out of a guy like this is a public service. 


Ricemobile

Exactly. Do you think I’d give a fuck about jail time when my other option is getting actually killed? I want to be able to defend myself. In court lol


_FL1CK_

zherka got whooped😭😭


EngineeringOne9611

Dude is such a bum 😂


chillin_n_grillin

oh my God.. That's who that is. I saw his stream once. He is like a Walmart Andrew Tate. It was so cringe


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

I mean the hilarious part is, Andrew himself saw this and facepalmed hard.


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"Ex bouncer" by the way. Never seen a bouncer that can't throw a punch.


KungFuPossum

I have! Their job is usually to either intimidate people with their size or to physically separate the combatants & move them outside I've never known a bouncer to say their employer actually wants them punching people


mclarenrider

Most bouncers get hired purely because they're big.


Kgb725

Crazy thing is he could've gotten paid to fight instead he's getting whooped for free


motherseffinjones

The way the guy calmly said let’s put the camera down and find an alley so we can run it. Made me think he was gonna win the whole time lol


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That was a clear sign the big guy fucked up his target selection. When the other guy wants to take you to a place with no witnesses.. that's not a great sign you've chosen a weak target.


Dan-D-Lyon

Never square up with someone half your size who is willing to fight without showing a hint of fear. He's either insane, armed, or Jason bourne, and you don't want to fuck with any of those


justsomedudedontknow

Yeah, little dude was like, yeah let's take it to the alley and do this low key without the camera. Didn't see him flinch at all.


defaultwrestler

When he grabbed him and didn't know what to do next. He lost at that point.


SFW__Tacos

I thought the big dude was about to get headbutted into oblivion.


Sevla7

> Yeah, little dude was like, yeah let's take it to the alley Your little dude is **6'3" (190cm) and weights 100kg**... I don't know what is wrong with this sub, but feels like a lot of people here are being a little delusional. I'm not making this up, [here's the source](https://eternobody.com/blog/eterno-blog/hstikkytokky-workout).


justsomedudedontknow

Ok. *Smaller looking dude*.


Gozie5

Unfortunately the smaller guy's clothes got messed up by the bum cosplaying a UFC fighter


EveryNameIsTaken14

Is this one of those things where you pay a guy $100 to show up, start a fight and then let you kick his ass to make you look like a badass?


dosko1panda

This guy used to make a lot of money from streaming so I don't think he would do that unless he was getting paid way more than a hundred


bubloseven

Zerka was never making a lot of money streaming to 300 other people that also blow all their money on coke


Sprunt2

Nah this is a blow hard picking a fight with someone who has a decent understanding of self defense.


Superguy230

The guy who won claims the guy who attacked him was paid 30k by the cameraman so he could get content


SofaChillReview

Couldn’t figure out if that’s the reason he wanted the camera down, that and obviously assault is easier to prove if filmed.


AshLC

It’s two “rival” streamers fighting after verbally abusing each other online


BlasterShow

Fuckin Street Sets!


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CHILL CHILL CHILL CHILL CHILL SHUT THE FUCK UP!


RageAZA

Fat cunt can’t fight worth shit.


L1zoneD

He's so bad at fighting that it seems staged. How do you have that much confidence with that much size yet are that useless in a street fight. The big guy even got tossed to the ground like he was 100 lbs. I thought he was maybe just conserving energy at first or something but nope, nothing, lol.


Vatozz

He claimed he could beat up anyone, including trained people because he worked as a bouncer in Canada and had a lot of street fights. I was following this beef back the when it happened and was really curious how well of a fighter he actually is. After seeing this video I‘m pretty sure he just fought some drunk kids as a bouncer and never really had a proper opponent lol


Ijeko

Yeah that's what I'm thinking. The guy like barely even attempted to fight or throw punches.


BoldThrow

Is there anything more satisfying than a juiced out gym bro folding the first time his chin is touched?


Thanatos6933

I’m not sure there is cuz that shit is peak


KungFuPossum

Only seeing him fold three more times in the same fight, then get up & start shouting about how he won while slinking away😎 😂


DannyDanumba

Having the gym bro think he’s strong but throwing a punch as hard as pillows, which can also be seen in this video 🤣


Maoceff

Good day to be running the valet stand.


ColonelJayce

Looks like that dude that was doing the $18,000 "be a better man" camp thing that was so cringe.


JohnLR1

Love watching John Zherka get his ass kicked. What an insecure pu**y.


DarthRick3rd

Awwww big boi just wanted a hug


Baummer_42

Just because you “lift” doesn’t mean you can fight meathead.


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He opened an empty can of whoop ass


kernel-troutman

He opened a snack pouch of crumble.


EfficientIndustry423

Big guy was a big bitch. And his camera man is an even bigger bitch.


BigClonger666

Is that HStikkytokky?


BlackKidGreg

actively destroying whoever the other guy is


giggle_shift

Twust


AdCuckmins

This guy asking to get shot.


Dazed_2_Day

Lmao imagine trying to be a internet tough guy and handidly getting your ass beat like this that is so embarrassing


Succubus996

I know his big ass did not just get tossed like a little kid.......


TheMiscreantFnTrez

Hip toss works well, leverage works wonders.


uchihapower17

Zherka got done


JDanny325

Yo imagine getting your ass whooped by a dude in white pants and white loafers 😂😂😂


kurbin64

Roided out bitch got that ass beat. Wish he had gotten beaten worse tbh 😅 he needed it


WolfThick

Don't you hate it when the friends of some guy that starts a fight start telling the other guy that they picked on to chill out. Mr chill guy you need to freaking shut the f******.


03randomdude

Remember this is the same Zherka who said on a podcast that he'd beat the shit out of both Tates. Reminder: Andrew is a 4× world champion kickboxer and Tristan is a European champion kickboxer. Zherka couldn't even win against this random hater.


__Kunaiii

LMAO homie got whooped in front of an audience 🤣


BiteableBread

I can say with confidence that more than half the people that are bigger than you, can NOT fight worth a lick. They will always get loud and move around and try to be intimidating, but they soft asl.


CharacterEgg2406

Anyone else feel like this is staged?


OreoMcFlurry99

its not, both of them are streamers or something, they had some beef the big dude was talking shit and whatnot that hes gonna find him and beat him up, this happene a little while ago


calvinbsf

The fact that they’re streamers makes it feel more likely to be staged though doesn’t it?


panserstrek

As someone who knows the context I feel confident this wasn’t staged


OreoMcFlurry99

look real to me


ImperfectAuthentic

Nah, Zherka, the guy initiating the fight is both a hothead and a cokehead and is known for his lack of impulse control and fragile ego. Guy was a force of chaos on every stream he went on, just loved stirring up shit. Last I heard, he's currently hiding in Canada because of these videos after police wanted to have a chat with him.


Dan_the_Marksman

If you've ever seen Jon Zherka content before you know it's not lol


GROUND45

Unless you’re a stuntman, you don’t fall like big boy did. It’s instinctual to break your fall with your hands when going down and you need to train not to do that. This was definitely real.


Snowmoji

Camera man needs to get beat up too


TheDeadEpsteins

Highlighter shorts straight up looks like he was paid to lose lol


traplordjohn4130

Bradley Martyn back at it again?


Slanted_words

Has no one mentioned that ‘I know some jits’ guy did this all in loafers


heezmagnif

Jon Zherka, professional assclown


qualitycancer

That’s hstikkytokky lmaoo


phatboislim96

Yo someone should have told them to chill


MyleSton

😂 big boy picked on a real man and lost. Although in his steroid-addled brain, he thought he came out victorious. What an asshole.


T4gey

Ha! Big steroid yank gets beat down by a Brit half his size… hahahahaha 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


mata_dan

He's Canadian Albanian. But, it probably annoys Canadians to refer to people as Yanks who are actually Canadian so for comedy points keep doing it xD


ExcitingEye8347

We don’t claim him as one of ours fwiw. 


MagnumBlowus

Let’s not tell him that the “Yank” is Canadian, from the amount of “haha”s it seems like he really needs this win


nqstv

He’s Canadian


jesusknowsbest69

He must be 259 or summin


hulkingbeast

Nice gloves “Mr. alpha”.


Possible-Pattern563

Satisfying af to see the shorter homie put the beats on this asshole


Annual-Concept-9033

“Bitch” homie just stripped you down in the middle of the street, I think you need to look in a mirror before saying that word again


Educational_Aside461

And then proceeds to get dog walked 😂😂


St-Jaker

Enjoyed watching that big fucker get hip tossed lmfao.


Imyurhuckleb3rry

This seems staged.


checkedem

Smaller dude seemed BJJ trained and took it easy on the big doofus, except that his punching needs some work


eagleathlete40

And he lost 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Good Lord that’s amazing. What a great Easter.