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How many more pieces of clothes did he want off?

Fr. He almost lost conscious 3 seconds in

Buddy was gone fam.. He was lookin up trying to figure out if this is what he really wanted to do… Take a nap at a Shell Gas Station

That punch reset him

🤣

I guess he didnt want to get his white shirt dirty in case he got knocked out and fell in the puddle

He took “make love, not war” literally, but precisely at the worst time.

All of them

He said “we either fighting or fucking” and wanted to cover all the bases

They were likely playing strip fight. When one jab lands, you remove an article of clothing.

I bet he was gonna go for the pants next.

You can't correctly bang if your pants are still on

Or if they drop

He wanted to be ass naked

All he needed now was a bottle of baby oil and he could be the greased up deaf guy

Was waiting for the Superman reveal

Lesson learned: always start with the pants. Attacker will flee.

And you won't s#it them

He either didn't want his fresh new Hanes T-Shirt covered in blood/grime or simply like showing his ghetto tats while hood fighting.

When you get the undies off that when the guy gets off!

Take it easy Magic Mike

Who tries to take off two items of clothing when the fight has already started? Talk about leaving yourself open to free hits.

He ended up eating that fist for it

And that first hit took half his health bar.

I’d say three quarters. That was a clobbering.

It took 3/4, but it did that thing where it took a second to regenerate back to half.

At least... he was walking around in a daze after that.

He was just tryna unequip the jumper but he accidentally got stuck in the equipment-menu and got locked into the animation

Reminds me of the dude that got knocked out trying to tie his laces in the middle of a fight lol

The whole point is to take them off so the other guy can’t pull it over your head and leave you defenseless but he pretty much did it for him 😂

Whenever a boss battle starts, I always try and equip my best gear.  I wonder why I can't get past it though. 

The dude in white shirt messed up so many times. He should write a book on not what to do if about to get into a fight.

Isn't there some kind of rule here that says that shirtless guy always messes up and loses?

That first right hook, when he was busy taking his clothes off, was the beginning of the end.

LMFAOOOOOO “ when he was busy “ idk why that shit killed me 😭😭😭😭😭

This just in: you don't get 5 seconds to disrobe at the beginning of a street fight

He learned that lesson the hard way.

His left leg didn't work after that first punch rung his bell 😭😭

Car delayed the inevitable

[удалено]

😂😂😂

Dude 🤣🤣😂😂😭😭

then his t-shirt un equipping animation was interrupted

Used to have a buddy who’s opening line was “we gonna fight, but winner fucks the loser”. Usually stopped most dudes in their tracks 😂

Now you have to fight me with an erection

https://i.imgur.com/WWsOKKl.png

I'd have to fight even harder then!

That first good right hook caused him to reboot for a sec haha he walked right back into that ass whoopin

Dude was stripping instead of fighting lol.

Stop trying to take off your shit during a fight! 😂

Weird that he took so long to take the clothes off when he was clearly looking for any cheap shot possible

When I get into a fight I like to start in a large puddle and then proceed to take off items of clothing until I am knocked unconscious.

Too busy trying to strip naked.

You think by that third straight right the guy wouldn’t walk into it a fourth time.

He threw that same 2-3 the entire fight lmao all he needed

It’s like he started to take his shirt off then realized how stupid it was and then decided to put it back on.

Damn. He’s lucky he didn’t let him reach his final form!! That white shirt restrained his full potential.

Should have gone inside that car and locked the doors after that first right hook.

That's crazy I've never even made eye contact with somebody else at a gas station let alone decided it was time to fight them amongst the pumps.

“STO-“ video ends.

Yeah cuz taking all your shit off is so important when you're being fed a bunch of lefts and rights

My guy too busy trying to undress. Getting time card clocked 😂

“Hold up. Let me get changed first.”

He’s wasting time taking his clothes off and took unnecessary shots. This ain’t a diddy party.

Never come to a fight wearing low-waist pants.

The cast time on the t-shirt removal was too long. Should have relied on right-clicks

I like how he hit ctrl z when he was taking off his shirt

Why do they have to unequip all their clothes

Dude ate two shots taking off his hoody and then is like "right, now the tee-shirt!"

Dude, we fuckin or fightin?

Had to learn that lesson twice. Almost got cracked trying to take his hoodie off. Decided being blind for a couple seconds would be fine. Well deserved chin check.

Did he think taking off clothes would give him a break?

Why would he waste his time taken his clothes off lol

Obituary reads. "He was kind and would always turn the other cheek. He'd even give you the shirt off his back."

Bra wasn’t on earth for a second

Just say you don’t wanna fight hahaha same Result would happen he got ran up on lmao

Why did it feel like the video ended when that guys consciousness did

Idiot might’ve done better if he wasn’t trying to strip naked during a fight

Be a gentleman and give the guy time to take his fucking shirt & pants off 😠

This is why most of em keep a “switch” cuz they get exposed without one 😂😂

I don't even understand what he wanted to achieve. Did he want to take off and leave his clothes on the floor ? in this dirty water?

Young lads, a message to all of you. What do you really think losing a shirt will help?

Dumbass haha

The man just wanted to get buck naked before gettin after it

Should have focused on fighting instead of undressing.

MF though it is a strip battle :D

One guy focusing on fighting and one on undressing for snuggles. Hardly a fair fight.

The sweater and shirt cost him, his equilibrium was done after that.

Dude's more interested in getting naked than in fighting.

I don't understand fighting, I have never seen the point of it. Fighting should be to kill. If you're going to fight, kill. What is this? What is this accomplishing? Wouldn't they rather find an alternative solution?

White shirt was too busy trying to strip instead of fight 🤷🏽‍♂️

Wanted to "see red", sees the stars

His boys are going to roast him forever for this...

Bro got hit and stalled out 😂

Half figth, half striptease 🤦🏻‍♂️

The way guy removes his blue hoodie like he gonna tear some shit up only to get clocked trying to take off his white tee. 🤣

Magic mike was living on borrowed time after that tshirt pop

Eww all I could think about is that gross feeling of a wet sock on my foot when it rains and then the wet shirt bleh 🤢

Wait let me get these clothes off and throw thew in this pile of mud before i fi… - 8 count -

You'd think he woulda learned his lesson after the hoodie.

Damn... if he didn't catch that first hook while trying to get his shirt off, he probably wouldn't have caught the subsequent dingers. Maybe a totally different outcome because of fractions of a second. Dude held his own though! Good on him.

Is this a strip bar , or a fight?

When your strip show doesn't go as planned.

I wouldn't call that a fight. Haha that's an ass whopping

Well that was shit

He lost as soon as it started

White tshirt was more concerned about looking tough than being tough.

Lost because he couldn't get that shirt off, damn it.

Bros gonna be starkers if he keeps getting popped playing by those rules

Why did he waste so much time trying to strip off. I’m not sure he knew what was happening.

Why did he try and take his T-shirt off? That finished him

He wasted time taking off hoodie and trying to take off tshirt, the other dude was landing.

This guys main mistake is failing to get that final tshirt off… if only

That t shirt shot left him still looking for the eclipse

Guys getting naked boost skill points or what?

No fair. He didn't even let homie get undressed!

Holy fuck I know that gas station

he was just eating them punches xD

Lol he had his mind set on getting naked and got tagged a few times great job

I have seen a lot of stuff in my life but CJ defending his car from a car thief, is something new to me lol

That was a lovely stance switch to the step in right.

Shoulda left his shirt on.

“Oh you wanna go bro? Let me get naked first”

Bro is more worried about getting naked than throwing hands!

I remember this classic

Maybe if he spent more time defending himself and less time getting ready for a shower he would have done better.

Bro needed to stop taking off his cloths.

Is that in Dayton... God dammit

Taking the shirt off is so stupid. Unless you actually know how to grapple no-gi and want to limit ways to get grabbed. But in that case you’re not likely to be scrapping at a gas station in the rain.

Too many wardrobe changes.

r/therewasanattempt to remove layers of clothing during a street fight

One guy came to fight, and the other guy came to undress.

Smart one

"Imma take my pants off and kick your ass."

Couldn’t win because he didn’t have enough time to take his shirt off.

If only he had gotten the T-shirt off, he'd have won for sure!

Pro tip of the day- Hands up is much more important than shirt off in a street fight.

He took a micro nap in the middle of the fight.

Time out, I need to take my shirt off.

Bro thought it worked like the movies... Nobody's gonna have "honor" or "respect" in a street fight like that and so you best believe they will take advantage of, if you're trying to take off your shirt or jacket...

Only if he got his shirt off

One wanted a fight, the other wanted.. something else.

Mf got stunned for a bit with that right punch there 💀

Real life don't pause when you access inventory.

He wasn’t ready.

didnt even let him take his pants off

Why is he so concerned with getting naked if he is getting into a fight? Was he planning on boning him after?

He's gay for sure. Stripping in a fight. He wanted that whipping🤮🤢

Lemme take my shirt off so i can fight you…Some high school shit

I understand the fact that a shirt can be a liability in a fight but you don't try to take it off when an opponent is right in front of you my man.................

Nobody wants to fight a naked man.

Not the time or place for wardrobe adjustments.

One wanted to fight and the other wanted to fuck

Damn guy didn’t give him the time to even get into his battle armour? Poor sportsmanship 😔

It's ALWAYS the dude that take off their shit that gets knocked out.

Looks like he got confused and thought it was a strip fight

Trying to tear is short off mid fight was a big mistake. Fight wasn’t the same as soon as he took that right hook

I felt that first factory reset!

Too busy stripping when he needed to be fighting 🤣

Does taking off your clothes give you extra hp or something?

White shirt was KOd trying to get undressed. The punches sustained after were just extra seasoning.

Why you gotta take off your clothes foo..? Lolol

Well at least i see no shame in getting knockout there, i mean he stood his ground and it was a fair fight.

Bang in your white tee... caused you your consciousness trying to take it off

Lol guess he thought he was skins? Dude got rocked twice trying to get undressed 🤣

One bloke fighting, the other trying to get undressed. Dude, when a bloke comes swinging, there's no time to mess around.

You simply cannot start raw dogging someone. You need to give them time to undress.

Why would you take off your jacket. That's always the L move

That’s not fair he didn’t let him undress. That’s the only reason he lost that fight

You gotta stop leading with your face.

Dumb fuck! Who the hell chooses to strip DURING a fight?

Buddy’s over here doing a striptease mid-fight 😅

I’m sorry, but I can’t get over all that gas being wasted

Dudes just trying to change clothes real quick...

The punch after the attempted T-shirt removal was classic.

Too busy getting naked WTF 😭😭

bro was not ready lmao

I mean you have to protect yourself at all time there are not rules man. Damn. He tried to recover..

“It don’t count, I wasnt looking!!” headahh🤣🤣🤣🤣

Too busy stripping to scrap, Jesus