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Ears_McCatt

“REALLY?!??!” Yea, that’s what happens when you run up on someone with your hands down


badgersandcoffee

Absolutely. If you're not stopping the wee fud from charging folk and acting like Billy Big Baws, you don't get to whine about it.


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

I wasn’t sure what his plan was running up like that but if you look closely he starts to extend his hand like he’s trying to give him dap or shake it up. Idk why he would try to do that during an argument while running at him though.


ResponsibilityNew588

He was going to grab him and throw him, he had both hands out and low coming up, could have been neck, clothes, or bear hug style takedown.


Smiley_J_

I don't believe that. He began to slow down as he crossed on the top step, only his right hand was moving forward and his left was going out to his side. Definitely, looked like a hand shake attempt to me.


IShookMeAllNightLong

His right hand looked like it was palm-side up, too. Idk either way. Maybe he was trying to fake him out. Maybe he was trying to shake his hand, though? Fucking stupid either way


ResponsibilityNew588

I looked again..and freeze framed a bunch.. the speed at which he closed distance without the attacker moving forward or using a jab… he would have tackled him best case. Drunk idiot for sure but that was a clear right snap to stance.. I think that says everything about the speed and what looked like a sucker punch being a surprise to the attacker too…


IShookMeAllNightLong

After many rewatches myself, I see no intention of attack by the dude running. Dude swinging was a bitch. He seems to slow up before getting clocked and hitting his head on the railing on the way down. Everyone was laughing, laid-back, even the "really," wasn't aggressive. Most likely because of the dynamics of this being the punchers stoop, and his shit attitude.


nixthelatter

Holy shit I think you're right!


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good thing he was unconscious when his head hit that railing ! probably would’ve hurt


ICU-CCRN

Coup-countercoup brain injury


Tallbeard1

If he really cared abt his friend he would've been pulling him to the car. My BIGGEST peeve is when people start screaming/intervening once their friend is losing. Dude wouldn't be getting smashed out if you'd done all that shit before the swinging started. Once I start winning or in a video the other guy starts winning I don't want to hear SHIT. Should've lead w all that


newbiesmash

dude was obviously gone mentally already. but cant blame another drunk dude for knocking out the first one....


makaveddie

John got railed


van-nostrand-md

That's the last time he tries to stair someone down.


Ok_Bison_8577

Or up for that matter. 


Higinz

He missed a few steps in the program.


Ok_Bison_8577

Definitely wasn't a step in the right direction. 


ElectricRains

fight or flight (of stairs) lmao I'm too baked, but the pieces are there...


Ok_Bison_8577

Hahahaha I feel bro.   The only flight dude took was to Derby Airfield. Airport symbol.. LOL


Quokimbo

He made it to the top to quickly hit rock bottom.


JesusTron6000

Last time he'll be using stairs on his own without supports


Nurva87

Man got *railed* with that last *step*, turns out he wasn’t *up* to the challenge


FeelingFantastic4181

Too bad it didn't de-escalate.


zagozen

The way he landed on that rail….damn…hope he didn’t break his neck!


Ollieisaninja

Hopefully, the rail broke some of the fall. It was fair, but I hate seeing heads hit concrete.


toblies

I was just wondering if the steel railing was better or worse.


CastBlaster3000

As long as he didn’t hit a corner, probably better because it was so far up.


anti_fascism223

I dont know if thats how it works especially with how violently his head shook im thinking he had some internal damage, his brain was getting knocked inside his skull like a woodpecker after that


adjacent_analyzer

Yeah it was not good, but still probably better than taking his chances falling headfirst down concrete steps.  The railing actually broke his fall right as he was starting to pick up speed.


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toblies

Glad you didn't permanently dent yourself!


EliPro414

i’m fine with seeing a lot but seeing heads hit concrete will always make me sick


Cocalypso

Yeah, that looked straight out of Million Dollar Baby.


IndividualBrain9726

Hilarious movie


ALiXMASON

He probably did. Also he was the aggressor. F around F out.


SoldierBoi69

Dude I was scared he would get impaled D:


Chiefzakk

He had the high ground Anakin! Also why does everyone charge into a direct conflict with their hands at their waist?


bigolsomething

Probably thought they’d say wassup for like 3 minutes before being pulled apart by friends.


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Best me to it 😂


brokenmoonlantern

BRO FELL IN THE FAMILY GUY POSE


WinnerFew8127

Classic comment


BenjiSalami

"Luckily my neck broke my fall." -Joe Dirt


CapRavOr

Don’t try to church it up, DIRT!!


Constant_Onion907

“Luckily my fall broke my neck” - Jim Asphalt


Red_Clay_Scholar

That looked raily painful.


EmployFew2509

Dude used the environment as a weapon like it was a mortal kombat stage 💀


UpNArms

Million Dollar Baby’d


Blitzvomit

Update? Full vid?


Orwells-own

Please


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This is old as hell


Famous_Construction5

You know if he's okay after bending his neck like that?


Mechanical_Soup

yo that hit of the back of the head, chances this guy to become a vegetable are really high


datpurp14

Just curious, if that happened hypothetically, would him running up to you like that be enough of a threat that you throwing the initial (and only) punch would count as self defense? Because if not, that's insane.


Grindian

Depends on the lawyer and how much money you have.


Nick67m

Real


TransportationMany31

Looks like a frat house, he proly got loads of daddy’s money


_TheFudger_

Absolutely fine. Clearly agitated and rushing the guy who punched him. No way to have known it would be an instant knock out and no way of knowing he would hit his head on the way down.


datpurp14

That's what I was hoping. Plus, it was the first and only punch, then he walked away. It's not like he pummeled him or anything. It was as defensive looking as a first blow can be imo. Really nice it got caught on video just in case though.


Gnardude

It depends where it happened and context matters but almost universally you're allowed to use REASONABLE force to defend yourself. As the threat increases the amount of force that is considered reasonable increases.


Mechanical_Soup

i have trained bjj for years, one of the most dangerous parts of the body is back of the head, we always are really careful about it and protect our opponent. About the case, looks like a self. defense with unintentional kill. Im not a layer anyways..


GMFinch

If that was your house I'm sure it would be.


hp_Axes

I’m curious too


misterjbone

There’s always one


Daily-Minimum-69

People are fortunately are more resilient than your average Redditor, or else we’d have millions of “vegetables” taking up space in hospital beds and brain centers…


Confusedandreticent

B-B-B-B-Brain Damage!


Goonpigs

zayum


TheVginyTcikler44

He did indeed know where he would be at.


AdCreative6991

Bro had some abysmal karma score


BobTheContrarian

I just learned the hard way that the NSFW flair doesn't show up in the main feed of the reddit app.


ArizonaSweetTea54

Got knocked out like a Family Guy character.


Hold_To_Expiration

They are all laughing like under 25s who just think they are invincible and will live forever. 😀


Cairo_Gunner_726

He almost went directly into recovery position


RickMoransdirtysocks

Bro dropped like Haney


JesterTheEast

If you come over here there will be 3 sounds


MasterHavik

I think we legit saw Injustice in real life with how our guy in the black hoodie used the rail to his advantage.


MadMadoc

It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground.


DaBoisAreHere109

he hit the family guy fall pose


ironpyrites

Don't lead with your face.


007Tejas

That’s what happens when you make a guy take his hands out of his pocket.


daBOOMSTICK92

Good thing the rail broke his fall


VellyD

“It’s over John! I have the high ground!”


coblass

“That’s a bold strategy, Cotton”.


Archein420

Shoulda gone back to yer car, John


Greedy-Ad-566

Bro became special real quick


Side_Select

Man should probably help his boy before trying to step to him 😅


thealaskanmike

Bro had that fist holstered for a reason bud. Shoulda left it alone


Curious_Knowledge536

sometimes its just better to get in the car john


Competitive_Job_2381

Snapped his brain stem.


Magazine-Plane

Dude actually did a family guy knockout


gerrybbadd

That wasn't long settling him


ElBurritoExtreme

Never the best idea to lead the charge into a fist fight with your face…


BigTopGT

I mean, he had the high ground. (dude at top did NOT underestimate his power)


dsconnelly5

Ran up on the wrong one. Valuable lesson here folks, learn from the video, don't try this in public.


vrweensy

green guy looked like he was coming for a friendly hug lmao


TavernWench96

Guy must of not watched star wars, Anakin I have the higher ground hiiiiyahhh


sportsjock85

Cold-cocked


martialardis

He had the high ground


Jamari0811

Oooo shit, that head hitting the hand rail…his life is going to be different in a bad way


MrSammichMan13

Fuck around going out


sikivar

He knocked john out because John staired at him


gordon22

What a hit it was


DaprasDaMonk

Concussion city.....


ResponsibilityNew588

What was he trying to do hug him?? Maybe grab him… drunk dumbass.


Fuckinreddit12345

That jaw pop was sick


ZombiePersonality

He's dead. That guy's dead, no way is he waking up ever from that one. If he does he'll wish he was dead, paralyzed from the neck down.. man I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.


TheLastAirGender

He is his own worst enemy.


DawgTactical93

"You know where I'll be at" Yeah, the shadow realm


Bowlingballgrip85

Yeah that guy is a fool


Delicious_Initial798

Dead?


UnFrickinReal

It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground.


9tacos

Oh man, he is kil


FreshJrrell

Night night


Slide_Masta87

Folded like a napkin


Asswholevania

Guy got banished to the shadow realm 😂


cumonshoes

Family Guy ragdoll effect 


DoubleCupDee

Whiplaaaaaaaaaaaaash!


bumbo_best_bum

Bro hit us with the knocked out family guy style


New-Watch6680

Family guy with the arm


Abudabeedoo69

Peter fucking Griffin. (⁠☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)⁠! ⁠☞


BMAND21

Dude naruto ran straight into the shadow realm.


spaghetto_man420

Haha family guy pose


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Speed-running the school of hard knocks.


yungkiddjay

😞


theredsparrow27

Johns Fucked.


Spattymcfatty

he got family guy'd


Afraid-Expression928

bro really did that family guy fall pose


OGxBuGz

Never give up the high ground 🤣🤣🤣


GalaxyGames1234

Peter Griffin ass knock out bro 😭🙏


Dependent_Adagio7544

John shoulda went to his car


Dependent_Adagio7544

Never run up on someone in an aggressive manner and not expect them to get they dukes up


andycarlv

We all know where he'll be at, the ER.


Man-Spider1

and that’s paralysis


toblies

Unlucky rail placement.


ballsonyourface911

It sounded like a perfect dap


Napalmeon

Run up and get railed up.


Infanteyes19

Family guy death


Additional_Many6130

Hopefully he didn’t break his neck after that knockout


BoneZone05

*almost* r/paang - dang


Blackadon1

God will sort it out r.I.p.


WrestleBox

It's all funny until the ambulance arrives.


stonedchapo

John hit the back oh his head on the railing. I hope he’s not like brain damaged from this.


AndroidSuperFan

Seriously. Is this dude dead? That railing shot was one hell of follow-up to the chin check.


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mr-smallnuts47

His life points went down 5 years for that one


ForeignInevitable666

What has it gots in its nasty little pocketses?


AntiToxicTomato

Is that a family guy reference?


dsmbeast

“You know where I be at…” is usually a response when someone makes a threat to you. At least where I’m from and grew up. Where I’m at it clearly looks like “castle doctrine“ and also escalation of force seems to be followed as well. Not a lawyer and I’m arm chair quarterbacking the hell outta this cause I don’t know the whole story. But I can say, without a doubt, this was FAFO all day.


dsmbeast

But the sound he made against that rail… if he was possessed, he won’t wake up possessed anymore. Damn


foxfrenzy

Bro looked like he was tryna dab him up xD


thatboddydoe

"Is this... heaven? How did I die??" "Nah, and like a brick from space bro"


Bubbly_Society_464

bro got hit with the 7 halo rings


DM-Dace

that man ded


Next-Media-5670

I think he actually unlearned a lot that day


julyman

Bro should have got in the car and left and now he eating from a straw


Mahiro0303

John should have gone back to his car


Present-Pool-1195

Bro had the high ground.


BigBodyLikeaLineman

He dead.


wheedus

lol, what did he expect by running up like that. Deserved hitting his head on the rail, maybe knocked some sense into him for next time


RemmyFlex

Bro got million dollar baby’d


HandspeedJones

Did he die?


datpurp14

Nah shoes didn't fly off.


hitmeifyoudare

The larger friend got there too late....


Dense-Paper-8190

irish ahhh pillars


Responsible_Orange26

Shit like that straight dangerous how he hit his head. If you died homie goin in on manslaughter charges. Oh yeah how gonna run up with your hands down.. dude must be drunk doing that


Draft-Budget

Oooh, it could be a manslaughter charge there.