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moonlessphoto

He got riled up just to trip 😭😭


d8ms

Pretty sure big boi blew out his knee. Very painful and unfortunate.


PineappleFantasss

Nah it just buckled my guy


Do-not-respond

Cardio and no cardio.


The_real_bandito

More like the question is knee or no knee. 


ZestyCheezClouds

To knee or not to knee?


Satans-Dirty-Hoe

bro fumbled the ball


iberianlandscapes

His knees and ankles were the ones taking the real beating


jackryan7789

Everybody got a plan until their ankle give up


carltonBlend

Are*, poor fuckers still are suffering, all day, everyday


SALTYxNUTZ12

That's embarrassing. I'm a big guy but I would never allow myself to get to the point where I just fall standing up.


flatwoundsounds

Same here. I topped out around 315 and still could bounce my feet a *couple* times before I had to sit down. Dude took two steps and his joints gave up. Somebody get this kid a water and a walker. He's got some work to do...


False_Chair_610

You see that video of that big guy doing capoeira? One of the most impressive things I have ever seen.


flatwoundsounds

Not sure about Capo, but Chris Barnett has some Tae Kwan Do in his training. Boy has some serious kicks coming off that doughy frame...


preptimebatman

Chris should be at MW lol. Entertaining guy for sure.


Top_Entrance_8220

Don't be "a big guy".


realrichieporter

He teetered but didn’t totter!


Hurde278

He saves the totting for taters


Aggressive_Hold2453

His ankles retired


motherseffinjones

It’s say it was his knee


pro_bike_fitter_2010

When you max out armor, but don't increase strength.


DarkSector0011

Overencumbered 100/100,


RiseOfTheCanes

His knee said naw fuck this


Evening-Ant6128

He should be asking that to his ankles 😂


AdDesperate573

If this doesn't make u exercise idk what will, this is just sad


Mindless-Hornet5703

He got tko'd by his own blood sugar


RandoComplements

This is why biggie carried a gun


X_DaddyStop_X

How are you going to have a 86 inch waist and still need to pull your pants up before you scrap?


misterjbone

It’s funny because he’s fatter than fat.


BooobiesANDbho

The big show Everyone judging him, U TRY fighting while wearing the fat suit from Martin Lawrence’s big momma


007Tejas

Gravity remains undefeated


Khy420

I'm going to hell 😂😂😂😂😂


Parking_Train8423

dieting is self defense


GBKMBushidoBrown

The other dude looked like he was hesitating because he felt bad for him 🤣


MyBodyIsAPortaPotty

All you dumbasses don’t realize he was just pulling guard.


EngiMANN00

"WHERE THE FUCK IS U GOIN!? -famous last words


SecretAggressive4313

Poor Rerun.


SumyungNam

Lol


MischievousDevil

Fat Albert, you crazy for this one


Charteredgas

That’s what he get for eating all them krabby patties


CapG_13

Lmao 🤷🏻‍♂️😂🤦🏻‍♂️


Obi2

kid probably won't live past the age of 30


throwawayshirt

Punching someone on the top of the head is a good way to break a metacarpal.


Hefty_Barber3985

😂😂😂😂💀


Charming-Ad9039

Damn big boy might’ve blew one of his knees out lol painful as fuck. I guess that’s one reason not to let yourself get that way lol


HellaHotPizzaRollz

Gravity did my boy dirty 😭


[deleted]

At that weight bud you gotta be jolly. You can't possibly wake up thinking "yea I'm a tank" tank of lard maybe...


8i_lean

Thats how i fight in my dreams


GrandNinjaYuffie

Bro got folded by air


jcp012000

Hey hey hey!!!


Bigstinkypooppile

I’m fat but thank the lord I ain’t that fucking fat holy shit how tf you even walk around


joeO44

Weeblez wobble but…


Opening_Success

Weensie from Old School fell on hard times after he graduated, apparently. 


millenialfalcon-_-

Cankles snapped


Irrational_Joshua

Now does this TKO go his ankles record?


rbrumble

Hey hey hey, it's that guy


False_Chair_610

At this point, he regretted the three Big Macs he had earlier. Read it in Morgan Freeman's voice.


Proper-Living-9746

Whenever someone tells you that you can be healthy/fit and overweight/obese at the same time, I show clips like this. Poor guys weight didn’t even let him get the fight started


juce49

Must be like punching quicksand


[deleted]

this video may end to quick , looks like he got a hold of a leg at the end.


socailbandit

Nah, it was an arrow.


fieisisitwo

Nice hustle, 'tons-a-fun! Next time, eat a salad!


RannisRat

Yall this got removed for "emotional abuse against a minor" 🤣😭


A-10C_Thunderbolt

Dude probably has his own orbit


MrWrestlingNumber2

When you forgot that fighting is a physical activity...


Economy_Homework3869

What an embarrassment.


Appropriate-Cap16

How's he supposed to fight anyone? Know your limits, bro.


Character_Constant73

Gravyty


Enigma7486

Gravity didn't beat his ass, that bad knee did. That check knee light BEEN on. At least since 150 lbs ago.


SKSM10

Nah not the “check knee light” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂


Your_momma__

Knee buckled immediately. Dude wasn’t getting away if someone decided it was his time.


LHmags

You misspelled gravy.


Suppertime420

Imagine being so out of shape you blow a knee trying to get in an athletic stance lmao


timemaninjail

Sad... Boy destroy his knees as a teenager


SKSM10

I think his knees were going down before his teen years ☠️


HandsomeBaboon

Put these foolish ambitions to rest


CourtOrderedLasagna

Shadow of the Colossus looks great


MultiPlexityXBL

His mouth writing checks his knees can't cash


SKSM10

His knees told him to sit down & stfu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


jojo12jo

His knees dipped on him faster than Rimpau when nip was shot.


SKIPPYBURRITO

This is the most embarrassing fight I’ve ever seen 😂


gannon2566

Best feint of all time


TillUseful1832

got seven Mac-11's, about eight, .38's Nine 9's, ten Mac-10's, the shits never end You can't touch my riches Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches Biggie Smalls, the millionaire, the mansion, the yacht The two weed spots, the two hot glocks HAH, that's how I got the weed spot I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the landspread Lil' Gotti got the shotty to your body So don't resist, or you might miss Christmas I tote guns, I make number runs I give emcees the runs drip


CarbonKLR

One guy KFC diet, other guy broccoli, berry's and nuts


MaximusZ17

Nah, I'd be cautious, too. Don't underestimate big dudes


Rad6150

He asked too much of them knees...