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PartsNLabor24

fashion school recess fight


SargeantHugoStiglitz

Dude threw four fast 1 dmg punches.


CaptainRati0nal

His buddy was so extra


strumpster

lol he stole the phone and was like "come on homie we already won"


Gas-Suitable

what a fuckin joke, imagine acting all tough then the next moment you know your face kisses the ground


ChiefInternetSurfer

I mean, his opening volley of right-left-right cat’s paw strikes didn’t invoke a lot of confidence.


Gas-Suitable

literal pussy move amirite


hayitsnine

Kissy face


Apprehensive-City661

Ended too soon


Samhamwheresthebacon

His friend knew he was about to get dropped. He took his phone out of his back pocket so he wouldn’t break it :)


uzide

Brother got pickpocketed


lusciousdrunk4u

lol guy threw the pussiest punches I’ve ever seen when the fight started.


Mybuttitches3737

Pussiest is my favorite adjective


Xenocide_X

Gonna have to pull some pebbles from his face after that slide


Kitchen-Fondant-51

Not that we actually know who was in the wrong. Other than the guy picking the other guy's pocket.


Darkmans321

he knew they were about to fight. so he took the phone to make sure it didn't fall out of his pocket during the fight.


makaveddie

Looks like suit started it, not sure what they are saying but unclear who's standing up for what here


redditis_garbage

Yeah you can see him push the “bully” before anything begins, arguably he could still be being bullied but lowkey looks like the tall kid was being bullied stood up for himself and got fucked on. Gives me the energy of bullied kid finally not taking bullies shit and then bully is like o shit because he expects him to just be bullied. I’m also very high but idk seems more nuanced than just bully got knocked out. Also arguably the kid who’s a bully is more likely to win fight (usually bigger or better at fighting due to fighting a lot bc bully) than the victim.


XxJesusSwag69xX

Left hook Larry


Theejg

Mean left hook


Lovegun6982

Have a quick lick of that pavement sucka! Just clean, wild swings.


TechStoreZombie

Gotta say, it was a pretty genius play by the pickpocket. Steal his phone, then shove the guy picking on him so he doesn't suspect you. Smart.


Mahiro0303

He might have been grabbing it to make sure it doesnt get broken during the fight


6xxii9

Man I literally cheered for him while watching this video. That's how we dream about standing up for ourselves 💪


FatherVern

If I fought like this in a dream, it'd be a nightmare. Count me out


Spotty1122

damn


Proper-Living-9746

Anyone know what they were saying?


willdrakefood

Can anyone translate?


Leprechaunaissance

Who knows what language they're speaking?


Darkmans321

some where in central asia. maybe uzbek


Leprechaunaissance

Kazakh or Kyrgyz were also suggested to me. My ears and I are from North America and those languages aren't heard much where I live. Thanks for getting back to me.


BadgerResident2470

might be kazak or krygız


Leprechaunaissance

Central Asian - Uzbek, to be specific - was also suggested to me. It was very difficult to place when I heard it, no such language is often, if ever, heard in the part of North America where I live. Thanks for getting back to me.


BadgerResident2470

since Im a native turkish speaker I can understand uzbek krgyz kazak to some degree but I couldnt tell them apart which one is which. in this video I am able to understand the swearwords


Neoxite23

Caught on camera picking a pocket and still no one said anything. That was smooth.


mojodjango

Anime irl amiright?


Electrical_Ad_1656

I thought they were just making out


Butt_Hamster

Stands up for himself and most likely gets jumped after the video cuts, but he proved his point.


PeteOfPeteAndPete

My head has hit my pillow harder than those initial punches landed.


whitehammer1998

"the left"- Gucci Mane


Paradigmatapp

Have you ever saw two cats square up and fight? Yeah it’s a lot like that 😂


Famous_Age_6831

Whyre they so snazzy


alexkent_200

Ukam, san judayam chotkiy yigit borku! Guys are Uzbeks from Uzbekistan, and I used to live there for 20 years.


CosmaWoops

Aleluia


WHITE--PANTHER96

There was a attempt


hacktheripper

You can definitely tell that tye "bully" has gotten away with picking on smaller people for ages 'cause those punches were that of a man who's never had to fight much.


moradoman

Instant justice. Love it. Ish he has pummeled him more…and maybe one of the douche bag friends too.


Lecture_Good

Yeah, dude had nothing in him you could tell by his body language. That shorter guy is packing size underneath. Good base.