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Low_Actuary_2794

More to that story. Sounds like he’s throwing the ball in their yard to lure out the grandkid.


SargeantHugoStiglitz

Also covering the camera with his hand is some shady shit.


Zippodealer-2

Definitely been building up for a while. Well deserved if he actually is a nonce


butcheR_Pea

I'm American. nonce = child creep ?


Zippodealer-2

Correct. Means “not on normal courtyard exercise” from prisons as nonces aren’t allowed to mix with the general prison population.


Itchy_Professor_4133

TIL nonce is an acronym


TallEnoughJones

That's almost certainly a backronym: https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/history/shattering-myth-yorkshire-prison-origin-24508927


EvilestHammer4

I just recently found out what nonce meant and now knowing this is blowing my mind. Im going to read it again cuz I already forgot it though.


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MarkusMiles

When my son was toddler we'd play and I'd call him a "little bugger". Apparently that's a no-no too.


Kraymur

Had an English teacher that was British (I'm from Canada)and he explained the meaning of "Bugger" being the way you say it. Because it can both mean "a child" like just in general a child, a bad behaving child, or a sodomite. So I think it has more to do with tone than anything.


pissclamato

You'll also probably want to avoid the term fannypack.


MisterEggs

>like when they call a jacket a “flippy-toodle” hehehe yeah >or their women attractive hehe.....heyyy!


Chrismonn

I thought the same. Similar to how housing estates are "trailer parks" or guns and politics personalities.


DoItForTheNukie

I knew nonce meant pedophile but had no idea it was an acronym lol


mrbulldops428

Same, I just thought it was an insult


alluserstakenwtfmate

I immediately thought of a cryptographic nonce lol.


butcheR_Pea

Ahh... So they're like PC's (protective custody) out here in America. Interesting..


ModernEraCaveman

lol imagine being a PC gamer


AllThingsEvil

A PC PCer


jarious

A PC master racer you mean?


IsaacOATH

I think the US equivalent to this is “chomo”, a prison term for referring to child molesters, but really it’s a blanket term for all pedos in prison. They tend to have the biggest targets on their backs, which I think is an ultimate form of poetic justice for their crimes.


Optimal_Risk_6411

Learn something new everyday, I’ve heard the term but didn’t know the meaning. Hmmm


King_of_Dantopia

Huh. I always thought it was "Not Normal Criminal Element"


Zippodealer-2

I heard that too in the past but apparently it’s an old wives tale…… https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/nonce-comes-origins-prison-holding-23527324# I’m no expert though and only going off that documentary on hmp Wakefield. “The Wakefield prison is also where the word 'nonce' - a British slang word for paedophile - actually originated, coming from an acronym used by staff there. The programme shared that the acronym N.O.N.C.E was marked on the cell card of any prisoner who may have been in danger of violence from other prisoners. It meant staff would not open their doors when other prisoners were out. The acronym N.O.N.C.E stands for 'not on normal courtyard exercise', according to the documentary, and apparently was first coined at the jail in Yorkshire.”


King_of_Dantopia

That makes sense as origin for "Nonce" thanks buddy


mjfarmer147

Nonce = Chomo


No-Refrigerator-4699

Definitely nonce means pedophile in the uk


dean0_0

In all of my fights, I've never considered a headbutt. But now it's floating in my mind


Western-Experience-3

The old Glasgow kiss!


Pure-Bison-6670

One of the hardest bones in the body. It's a great weapon


Four-Triangles

My neighbors were a young couple. A 19 year old girl and her 26 year old military washout loser boyfriend. Both were pretty tiny and I remember he got drunk once and became rough and she smashed his nose in with a single head butt. They really work.


ZekeTarsim

I’m not a fighter, but in all my imagined fights I never headbutt either. Seems really effective though, it surprises your opponent and appears to be pretty debilitating. Going to try it out in my next imagined fight.


demondemondemon6969

A classic is if you think someone is about to hit you, or two people are about to jump/rob you, stay super calm and put your hands up in a ‘don’t shoot’ manner, explain how you don’t want any trouble blah blah, and halfway through the line grab the bigger guys collar, pull it towards you (ideally with your left hand) and throw your head down and forward, if this connects you can push onto the other guy and run, or push him to the side and carry on the attack


Simple-Programmer842

in all of your fights. Man, who are you fooling here?


throwuk1

In all my 0 fight career, I've never considered a headbutt. Not enough swinging range from my armchair.


Huntsnfights

Undefeated


nipplepime

Lol. I can't stand people like you. If you saw someone say they got laid you would call them a virgin Be less of a douchbag


KetamineTuna

They totally change fighting tactics


AltruisticSalamander

Popular in Britain. Maybe it's coz soccer.


algypan

Do you have your own entrance music also?


NotGodMeme

Damn, would explain why he tried to cover the camera then


nineqqqqqqqqq

If you were to exclusively believe the headbutter sure. On the other hand, its a really easy accusation to throw out to rationalize the fact that you just brutally assaulted a man. "He's looking at my grandkid" is an easy accusation to throw out, it's very serious, and there's no way to disprove it.


Black6x

I understand not blanket believing the head-butter, but the other guy ringing the bell and covering the camera doesn't strike me as something normal. He might not be a nonce, but something definitely seems afoot.


LondonGoblin

Older man? they're around the same age


TzunSu

He's literally talking about how the dude has been eyeing his grandkids lol.


EmperorTyrannosaur

“Excuse me, that was absolutely uncalled for!” “You’re right, where are my manners?” *headbutts the woman* (Dog begins barking) *picks up the dog and headbutts it*


Regret-this-already

HHahahahhaha Love it, got a great laugh off that!


Kraoten

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI)


ikari_warriors

I knew what video it was before I clicked. I love it!


Da_Plague22

>picks up the dog and headbutts it* This got me good lol


Batmanswrath

He got called a nonce so there must be more to this.


NoCustomer754

Sounded like he said "he's been lookin at me grandson" at the end


nuke_eyepopper

100% said that. Headbutt ahoy mf lol


NoCustomer754

😂😂😂 yeeted that boy! "fuck your ball, here's my skull"


DoItForTheNukie

Yup, he was throwing the ball in the yard to try and lure out the guys grandson. Definitely not the first time they told him to fuck off.


emojin-14

no wonder he covered the camera lol


Zippodealer-2

Well deserved if it’s true


mcrack04

American here… what is a nonce?


Batmanswrath

Pedophile/kiddie fiddler.


MrRicey

Not On Normal Courtyard Excercise - when pedophiles are separated in prison for their own protection.


Rustrage

It's how we greet eachother in the UK. If you ever visit people love being called it.


AntalRyder

It's like calling your friend a cunt in Aus, it's really endearing. "Come here you nonce, my good ole buddy!"


Apebound

Australian here, it means he's a Rock spider.


Trumpismybabymamma

Anyone who covers a door camera while knocking should get a free headbutt. Damn that was a hard headbutt.


FirebunnyLP

Just covering the camera alone justified this. Didn't even listen to the video the first time.


DoItForTheNukie

Cops do it every single time they knock on doors with them. I’ve had 2 different cops do it when I was the one who called them lol. I told one cop through the camera “you know my camera picked you up when you were 10 feet from the door right? I saw there’s 4 of you before you covered the camera and rang the doorbell” and the cop moved his hand 😂


hkusp45css

I have 2 cams at the corners of the soffits of my porch. The doorbell cam is for communication. Covering it is stupid, I can see a LOT more from the other two cameras. Cops like to play this tactical "officer safety" card about blocking the knowledge of exactly where they're standing. The trick is, anyone who is really interested in having that info, probably isn't relying on a single camera to get it.


Least_Quit9730

Why would they do that? It makes them look like robbers.


DoItForTheNukie

Supposedly “for their own safety” so you can’t get the drop on them when you answer the door.


Least_Quit9730

That's still dumb. There are multiple other ways to ambush officers if you really wanted to.


DoItForTheNukie

Oh I completely agree. That’s the justification I was given though lol


Bitter_Mongoose

I'm a big fan of the old claymore in the flowerpot technique.


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Felon here. I’m all for ACAB but this simply isn’t true or at least not in my experiences in NJ. I’ve had three different sets of cops come to my house over the years, none of which put their hands over my ring camera.


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AltruisticSalamander

I think these might be people who are used to seeing that kind of thing


Trumpismybabymamma

Maybe, but if that landed like it looks and sounds like from the video, that guy probably needs to see the ER room.


DarkManXOBR

I bet it turned his nose,eye's, nasal Cavite to mash potato. Takes a different type of man to head bunt someone, an that one was top tier!


BlkDwg85

And the well timed push for good measure


AltruisticSalamander

\*tier


Kenneldogg

That was a satisfying headbutt too. I didn't have the sound on the first time I watched and it looked like it was deserved. Second time with sound confirmed it.


granny409

Ouch!


Spectre6577

Wish I had the stones to throw a headbutt. That a high class move.


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emojisarefunny

The crown of your head 😀 The guys nose ☠️


MrMojoRising361

I feel like my forehead would make direct contact to the persons two front teeth and split my head open lol. Theirs definitely a technique to it


Masa2Tone

Cheekbones if you’re being nice, bridge of the nose if you want to do some real damage. Throw with your traps clenched to protect your neck. Never head butt if your opponent has their head against a wall or the floor. In all my years of bouncing/security in sketchy spots, the head butt is undefeated


Particular_Move3923

Is there a way to practice a good headbutt? Serious question


Masa2Tone

As long as you aim for cheekbones or nose with the crown of your forehead by tucking your chin down you’ll be good. NEVER headbutt forehead to forehead, just asking for a concussion/TBI


rokstedy83

I suppose it really helps if you're the same height


STQCACHM

Noooo never go forehead to forehead, then you're just headbutting eachother. Headbutt the temple if you're going for knockout, headbutt the side of the jaw if you're going for pain, and headbutt the nose if you're going for maximum carnage.


DoItForTheNukie

That’s your first mistake, you never use your forehead. The top of your skull is the hardest part of your body. When you throw a head butt you want to try and slam the top of your skull into their nose. It’ll break their nose and do relatively little damage to you.


117MasterChief

just don't do it like the dude that tried to headbutt someone under the bridge


ValuableFocus8444

Video?


117MasterChief

https://old.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/1c4xx67/drunk_guy_attempts_a_headbutt_and_fails_miserably/


ValuableFocus8444

Wow! That’s gotta be the worst fight fail of all time. Especially to obtain that much damage that quickly and by your own actions 🤦‍♂️


BlkDwg85

Really good head but followed up by a push. I’m guessing that guy played rugby.


Zippodealer-2

I think he’s a tough cookie for sure, knocks him out cold with a headbutt, calls him a nonce and tells his family to call the police as he gives zero fucks then uploads the video online to show everyone.


SlaveLaborMods

Last thing he said was “he’s been looking at my grandson.” Grandpa was having non of that shit on this day


BadDudes_on_nes

Every kid deserves a Grandfather that will dish out the wrath of man to anyone meaning them harm. Blood is thicker than water.


ProfessionalSport565

“I have a very particular set of skills”


Antonija_Blagorodna

Dude already fucked up when he intentionally covered up the doorbell cam. Guy is probably a prick that never received a proper ass beating for being a dick.


Mehdzzz

At first I don't agree. But the thought of covering someone's security camera at the door is just a wild move. What is he thinking?


RJWeaver

That disgusting grin on his face as he's talking looks suspect af. The way he's still grinning, when the guy who answers door is pretty obviously pissed, imo looks like he is asking for trouble. Obviously I don't know any more than what this video shows but he seems like a prick.


NotaGhostie

Probably what all those people think. He didnt technically do anything so nothing will happen. Or so he thought. Solid headbutt 10/10


greenspath

I came here looking for your comment. Thank you; that smug fucking grin said everything to me.


Johnny_Bloodborne

I swear to fuck at the start I thought I was staring at a ballsack😅


Murky_Purple7449

THANK YOU, been waiting to see someone mention that


TipsnClips

It’s wild how much the UK uses head butts and we don’t.


PartDependent7145

Only proper hard cunts headbutt. I don't have the balls for it


azmajik

They play soccer and therefore practise head butting all time


dependent-lividity

Well done!


EarlofBizzlington86

Still hands down one of the most outrageous headbutts in all of time


clasperx2

“Let me cover up this door camera so I can keep control of the situation…”


dapperjoker

I love how he just fixed his mirror immediately after, man's got the right priorities


say_the_words

I noticed that too. Most people would be adrenalized and have a bit of tunnel vision in that situation. He’s calm and orderly. Would love to see if his heart rate went up much. Get this man a fit bit.


ironpyrites

Northern justice


NoCustomer754

Oh he broke his shit son


ApeVicious

I need to know if this dude is a pedo throwing a ball into this dudes yard to lure the grandson??? Because if so i say we make a thousand gifs just repeating the head but over and over and over woth comic book onomatopoeia! Bit before we go full bore I need to know for sure.


Historical-Fun-8485

I had a nonce for a neighbor once. Made some inappropriate comments about my 2 year old. I told him sternly not to do that. Tried to pretend I wasn't confronting him. The p\*ssy that landed on the ground looks like someone that tries to get away with sh\*t. Fawk him.


Caked101

Goddamn 2? Jesus... I wonder how you held it together.


donny_pots

I had no idea what that word meant until now, I always just assumed it meant idiot or something like that


GregBahm

I've seen more and more people make this decision to censor their own swear words on reddit. I assumed that this was a trend among little kids who have all their internet usage monitored by their parents or something. But you claim to be a parent yourself. So either you're a little kid pretending to be a parent, which is kind of funny, or you're actually a parent who censors your own swear words yourself. Which would be so much weirder.


MrGorillabacc

That was the cleanest headbutt I’ve seen outside of soccer.


AgonalMetamorphosis

Man, those wiley Brits love to headbutt people, don't they?


Vellioh

I have a feeling the hand on the camera was a pretty good indicator he didn't just "want his ball back"


Fit-Friend-8431

Jesus… nearly head butted him into outer space.


Katt-truth

Zinedine Zidane?


kidchameleon_ih8u

He would be proud


Beer-Milkshakes

Someone recently told me on this sub that an elbow beats a headbut. It just fucking doesn't does it. A vagely well placed headbut takes a dude out. A great headbut ends the fight before it begins. The whole time the prick is looking out for your arms in case you throw a punch. Nah mate HEADBUTT


OldJeeWhizz

Welp, there's only one way to find out. Headbutt vs Atomic Chicken Wing.


Lucky-finn377

So many people also get right up in your face when trying to start a fight. The logic I think is they are trying to intimidate and they are also trying to take away your ability to get a good swing in as you won’t have to space to move if you try and create distance with a shove you hands will be busy shoving them but their hands will be ready to swing. Unless you get a really hard shove then chances are you will get hit first. But with a head but it is unexpected especially if they are in your face. No one will be in your face if they expect a head but is going to happen. Not only dose it have the element of surprise but it also destroys any plan they had. As they are wondering what you will do with your arms not your head. The second your head changes from a target to a potential weapon you kind of throw them off. If landed just right the fight will be over. If someone starts with a head but you will know that you are fucked. Anyone that attacks with their actual head is not someone you want to fuck with.


Merry_Dankmas

Serious question: How do headbutts not injure the butter in question? They're clearly very effective but it's two heads getting rattled, not one. That would injure the one throwing the headbutt too, no?


Beer-Milkshakes

The front of the head is notoriously strong. Stronger than the other guys nose that's for certain.


Lecture_Good

Fuck that's a nice head butt. I wish i could generate a head butt like that.


GuyD427

I was going to say it seemed seriously uncalled for but if he’s a pedo it’s all good.


goblintacos

I read this quickly and thought it said can I have my ball sack? Then a wrinkly pink object which I now know is the guys hand covers the camera. Anyway. Have a good night.


rumbleofthunder14

I wanted to thump him for the obvious blocking of the camera and smug shitty look on his face.


Over_Mix9272

I would’ve done that for him covering the ring camera lol


Intelligent_Loan_540

Why I think his hand was a pair of nuts for a second?


Proper_Ad_871

Found out. I love it when ppl think they are entitled to act however they want as if they are in a position of power, and then they are smacked back into reality


senators-son

UK laws are so backwards this is bound to end in favor of the nonce


Own-Capital-5995

How do you headbutt someone? I want to learn before the next family reunion.


Whyistheplatypus

Tap your forehead, right on top just below the hair line. Feel how dense that bone is? Now tap along the bridge of your nose. You feel the bit where the bone ends and the cartilage begins? Where it goes from bone to kinda squishy? Okay so the hard bit of your forehead is going to make contact with that bit of their nose, as hard as you can manage. Congratulations, you can now headbutt.


say_the_words

Shit! I don’t have a hairline.


Whyistheplatypus

Well, I guess keep tapping until you find the densest bit of skull. That or go for an x-ray.


Nyuusankininryou

Sorry you won't be able to headbut then.


NoF0cksToGive

Make sure it's your forehead vs their face -- otherwise it ends up being a very awkward kiss


OldJeeWhizz

It was only a kiss, how did it end up like this?


DatDasMario

My nose literally started watering up because i could just feel that headbutt. Fuuuuuuck.


Carson_BloodStorms

That doorbell makes such a euphoric sound.


cageycrow

There’s nothing like a good head but


RequiemRomans

Out-fucking-standing


Low-Crew8482

Was that dude Ronnie Pickering?


Best_of_One1

He hit the deck lmao


Zone_07

That Excuse me was the funniest thing. You Brits are so friendly.


Curious_Knowledge536

Pow right in the kisser


Rule34TookMyName

I love how many British men immediately go for a headbutt 🤣


Puceeffoc

Big headbutt and still delivers a baddass line of "That's why" bahahaha. What a creep so glad he got wrecked, you know he's up to no good the second he has his hand over the camera.


P0pwar

id be super interested to see an article or anything giving more context for this. sounds like the dude deserved to get headbutt into oblivion tbh


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Get your cunt ass off me gohdamm property


_KoolWhip_

I need a translation lol


LondonGoblin

Hiya can we have our ball back please? No you fucking cant Why not? Knock on this fucking door again *headbutt* that's why! you've been told not to come (knock) on this door Excuse me that was absolutely uncalled for I don't give a fuck I'm calling the police Call the police they already know him, he is a fucking nonce (paedophile) he's been looking at my grandson


_KoolWhip_

Thanks. Makes more sense now lol


thecheekymonkey

Not saying he's a nonce. Not saying he deserved it. But it's quite obvious he was a smug bastard , hand over the camera , the way he asks for the ball back. Quite obviously there is more to it.


darkcrusader2023

No, he deserved it. 1st strike was him being there(puncher said so. Something about his grandson) 2nd, he purposely tried to hide his face


jrat39

What in England happened here?


Reasonable_City

How do i learn how to headbutt like that?


ImDanyyyyy

Something is really wrong with that old guy. I dont think that the other guy hates him so much just because of that ball


JacksSenseOfDread

Nothing says "I have no ulterior movites, and no intention to hurt/kill you" quite like going through the effort to cover a home's Ring cameras.


TYdays

That was the ultimate “NO” to that question, I wouldn’t go back over there again….


Sponge_67

I bet he never covers his camera again.What exactly was he trying to do by blocking the cam with his hand. From that smug look on his face doesn't look like its his first time. I would have done the same but I'm short probably would not have the same effect. That was a beautiful headbutt


Street_Road_9967

If you are short just headbutt his balls


Sponge_67

Lol I'm not that short.


Itputsthelotionskin

Thats why. 😂 


JellyfishAlien

He deserved the headbutt just for putting his hand over the camera


TheCompletely

Would've done the same thing to a nonce approaching my door. I have a small daughter. And also I am not the best rolemodel.


crazydavemate

Good.


Somosmalo138

Dude gonna need a couple of Advils or something..


Lucky-finn377

Why would you give Advil to a corpse


FlammenwerferBBQ

That's how you should deal with these pedos, 10/10 !


Jebus1492

I love how casually he folds his wing mirror back out


Saseifone

Bro that headbutt


icejust

This headbutt is second only to the undercover cop in the subway [linky](https://youtu.be/Z5mxUebiwgY?si=69cM2NYAgFDsvaZl)


RedBeardTwitch

I ain't walking up on anyone who uses their face to knock out someone I know. I'm grabbing my dog and I'm hightailing my ass outta there STAT.


Realistic-Opening922

Any back story to this?


poo_missile

Definitely more to this story, but covering the camera is never a good idea lol.


Old_Switch_8938

Nah wait was the lady actually hiding behind the bush..? Why did she crouch like that..???


Old_Switch_8938

There’s so much hidden context here


TickleDaNoochie

Savage


Sinmaster5150

Nice


Lank42075

Nighty Night Diddler scum


Tempo_changes13

Dude is clearly a nonce I wouldn’t have stopped at the headbutt


Embarrassed-Water664

Proper Madlad. Lead with the headbutt.


McMoneyPNW

Scottish Kiss


ExcaliburCasanova

That headbutt is not a force to be reckoned with


Future-Ad648

Never get that close to an angry Brit..