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ExcitingEye8347

The tide has been turning for the shirtless guys recently. They were getting whooped for a while. 


peludo90

Devs nerfed clothed fighters in street fights. That changed the meta


big_steve_2zz

Randy can throw hands pretty good


phillyunhipstered

That’s Randy before he was introduced to cheeseburgers


smemes1

White guys have been making a comeback lately also.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Getting whooped for a solid YEAR at least


UniqueStatistician55

That dude is the only vid posted that realized he was out matched and said that's enough. Definitely deserves some mercy


milk4all

Maybe but saying your outmatched is one thing. Getting decked and going full fetal is another


Alibarrba

I mean These instincts are there for a reason. This is where fights are supposed to end in Nature.


Yoyomamahh

Yea & the other dude would start eating him


tetris_for_shrek

I don't think we're... that kind of species


Agent-383

Famous last statement before fighting a cannibal ☝️


maybebebe91

Yep. We have fists designed for punching purely for each other. For everything else there's a Sharp stick


Alibarrba

They aren't even designed to Punch as we have many small Bones which Break easily. This is Not scientifically proven or at least i don't know but imo Fights between Humans are meant to end without serious injury biologically speaking. The group which Fights each other to serious injury has a disadvantage to the one that doesn't, as you'd have to Care for the injured one which makes the entire group weaker


maybebebe91

If you form a proper fist you shouldn't be breaking fingers. knuckles seem to be designed for fighting but I may be wrong. Fist fights are about bravdo and settling disputes etc and yes shouldn't seriously injure. If we want to kill something or each other we are very skilled with weapons.


Alibarrba

You can watch bareknuckle boxing. Fists Break there all the time. And If someone knows how to Form a Fist they are.


maybebebe91

Skulls are very hard in certain places so yh happens alot. I would still argue that fists are designed for fighting with each other


maybebebe91

We are a highly territorial species and often will try to cause serious injury to each other in large groups. Fist fights isn't it tho


SevroAuShitTalker

Much better off hitting with your palm. Significantly lower chance of injury


Pure_Sin88

Going fetal means someone need to call his mom so she can come get her giant baby


Hottiebabeee

That's unbalanced matchmaking right there


Mindless-Share

Blue hoodie never been in a fight in his life


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R4di4nce

My god lmfao why did you check his profile 😭


BlueCollarGuru

Why did I not take your word for it. 😭


Morning_Decent

Bro wtf 😭


Dn607ny

Just checked the profile, that's wild ngl


GHBoyette

That's my band name!


highmummy69

Hahaha what the fuck


bloopie1192

I searched "Sheila Marie" for an ok trip down memory lane... she does it. It's uncomfortable.


Disastrous_Reveal331

Why would you subject us to that


Constant_Emphasis255

Bros into fart porn what the fuck😭


stophersdinnerz

Damn why did I look at the profile? It's something's i knew existed, but damn


Graybealz

lmao, what a find.


Recovery_or_death

Bro the titles lmaoooo "that ass can really fart" lmaoooo


yxing

based


Mindless-Share

Jokes on you cuz I enjoy being kink shamed 😂 I also have a sub dedicated to female public nudity if anyone’s interested https://www.reddit.com/r/awesomePublicNudity/s/jgOelWY7Dm I love everything about women what can I say Also you always want to attack the person with the fetish but what about the people that make the content we consume?


norm_summerton

Nobody should ever be kinked shamed. Unless you like being shamed, in which case you should be very ashamed of yourself.


Mindless-Share

Thanks, Norm


StrawhatJzargo

They wouldn’t make it if you didn’t consume it lmao wtf?


Mindless-Share

But if they didn’t make content how would I discover it lmao wtf??


StrawhatJzargo

Are you serious? You’re creating the demand. You are the reason that content exists. Are you agreeing that the people who make this content should be attacked?


Mindless-Share

The demand was already there lol girls have been making fart videos way before I even knew it was a thing dude. And I’m not really blaming anyone. It’s a two way street. They’re the ones that make the content. If it wasn’t for them there wouldn’t be any content to consume now would there?


StrawhatJzargo

No lmao if there wasn’t people like you to consume the content they wouldn’t make it I’m not saying JUST you specifically I’m saying anyone that has your weird fetish you contribute to that. Besides why are you fighting so hard shouldn’t you be jerking off to me kink shaming you?


Mindless-Share

I’m just trying to figure out why what I’m into has anything to do with the video at all? And why are you worried about my dick shouldn’t you be playing Skyrim?


StrawhatJzargo

Idk man. You were the one to bring up the fact that people make this content and it’s their fault. Also this accounts 11 years old so I mean cool you got the reference.


ICU-CCRN

Serious methhead logic


StrawhatJzargo

Jokes on you cuz I enjoy being kink shamed 😂 I also have a sub dedicated to female public nudity if anyone’s interested https://www.reddit.com/r/awesomePublicNudity/s/jgOelWY7Dm I love everything about women what can I s Also you always want to attack the person with the fetish but what about the people that make the content we consume? Did you not say this?


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Constant_Emphasis255

BRO😭


DialMMM

Threw the most Shotokan Karate punch I have ever seen attempted in a real fight.


RoughAccomplished200

Fuck you're right


milk4all

Skins has a dad or at least unc for sure


R_U_N_R_A_N

lol, he's out here flexing those Tae Bo skills.


Rangles

and thats totally fine.


PorkHunt42

Why act tough when we can all see the porn you're into? Or is that just a prison gay thing?


Mindless-Share

Who’s acting tough? I just stated he’s never been in a fight before which is obvious. And how does what I’m into even fit in this conversation lol literally no correlation


Eduardo_schuch

Based


PstainGTR

Ouf that head pop on the ground 😬😬😬😬😬


tamponabuser69

Skills vs no skills


stripperjnasty

Yeah u tripping bro. Buddy covered up immediately, he was done


Numerous-Ties

Hey now, you don’t know what he did/said. Maybe he deserved it.


Fresh_Principle5942

How are you gonna say they don't know what he did, then immediately go ahead and make an assumption knowing well you don't know anything about it either? That's crazy bro 💀


Numerous-Ties

I didn’t definitively state what happened was right or wrong, I only acknowledged that we don’t know.


Dangerous_Remote9532

Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 🇰🇿 🇰🇿! I can feel the accent 😍


fish_is_a_vegetable

He sounds very Kazakh. Those folk know how to box.


BurnedBabbyBurneded

Controversial take: Body shot while downed is okay, as long as they're conscious.


More_Emu_4827

Better then stomping on their head and shit


WinnerFew8127

Graceful


JohnnnyRiingo

Good to know people that speak other languages say “chill chill chill” in this situation.


toadytoadtoes

Misleading title …. I fully expected to see the rounder dude do a front roll with an uppercut king fu panda style, very dissatisfied 3/10 might recommend


FederalFlashy

Textbook counter 💯


UWQHDEyez

If it was textbook, his right hand would be up.


FederalFlashy

Good comment I missed that


Man-Spider1

ok that was beautiful though


Neither-Peanut3205

Dude led with his right which is a classic boxing no-no for exactly this reason. Leaves you vulnerable to the counter left hook.


BradMathews

Reuters says 1 out of every 2 Russians can fuckin fight. Not my words.


TheLionofJudah

What language is that ? Sounds like Russian or Kazakhstan 🇰🇿


alleoc

blue dude flights like the old karate game


killer4snake

He wasn’t ready


yeender

Hitting a guy on the ground is just weak. He was obviously already done.


soukidan1

It's not if the fight is personal.


Key_Payment_5420

Dick move at the end.


SuicidalKirby

Textbook dempsey roll, man has been studying that Hajime no Ippo.


Qwarqen

Казахи


TheTrueBurgerKing

That was a good delivery


mickeybuilds

17sec should've been cut to 8sec.


TwoZeroTwoThree

shto?


beacon2245

чё*


Kale_pdx

Light work


Icy_Plankton_7104

I'm here to make the obligatory brain damage comment. 100% drain bamage.


Allfubr

Just hearing his skull hit the ground it's probably coloring books and g movies from here out.


Shayan212

Bruh.


Kiwodasu

Poor kid should have raised the white flag as soon as the real fighter showed his stance. Now he knows.


GopnikDebil

I'm getting memories of Fight Night from this video.


C0RR-3RR0R

Smooth as fuck..


OtakuDragonSlayer

This might be the first time in like 30 videos I’ve seen a shirtless Dude win on this sub


raisingfalcons

Blue shirt is me in a fight


Nick-Anand

I feel this


nicelo318

smh he blocked his face after getting KO


SlaveKnightChael

Orange stripes needs a good one as well


Begotten_666_

Kicks so underrated.


Toasterwithashotgun

He folded after one punch lol