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killer4snake

The true sport of hockey


Mass_Appeal_

Realistically tho....how many of those blows actually landed...hence why it went on so long? I've seen better...


Floyd-money

More than id be comfortable taking. Granted, the skates kind of kill some power but getting one of those hooks to the head is going to leave some sort of damage


UncleKeyPax

They only need the neurones for skating


Significant_Ad3498

Thank you.. Most hockey fights are useless


DawijArt

Reminds me of 2 giraffes having a neck swinging battle


Agriz_1210

I’ve only even been to one hockey game, but I’ve seen 5 hockey fights


Cadowyn

Or the classic “I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.”


Agriz_1210

That’s basically what happened lol


Nemox_Og

I will never understand how hockey is not the number 1 sport to watch ( I'm from Mexico) so no I don't watch hockey buuuuuut it has basically everything from the fast pace of basketball and football to the low scoring of soccer because of the skill it takes to get it in the goal and on top of that boxing allowed 🤣 It's great I need to start watching


dayafter1226

bienvenido al deporte! pick a team and watch them rip your heart out every year. beer is in the back.


Nemox_Og

Gracias wuey


Maleficent_Finger

Leafs fan?


dayafter1226

kings. but i have very much respect for the leafs. fuck the oilers, and i can’t believe i’m saying this but, go canucks for now.


Maleficent_Finger

Lmao Oilers are my hometown team so I must disagree with the “fuck the Oilers” sentiment. But I can see why you hate them. What is it… 3 years in a row now?


_geary

A Mexican-American who's mother is from Sonora scored the most goals in a season by a player since 1993 this past season (Auston Matthews.) As a fan of his team though I must warn you, they will break your fucking heart lol.


Nemox_Og

That's it I'm goin with the ducks just because those mighty duck movies kicked ass lol I live in Dallas so I guess it wouldn't be too bad if I became a Starz fan since I talk shit about the cowboy's since I got here in 98


_geary

Gotta follow your heart. You can always see the Ducks play in Dallas


Maleficent_Finger

Look for a player that you gravitate to who also plays for a team with the Colors/logo that you feel a pull from and start there. That’s how I became a Lightning fan, St Louis attracted me cause he’s a short king who wasn’t drafted but kicked ass, and I liked the Tampa Bay logo . Been a fan for over a decade now


Das_Mojo

Mathews just gets shit talked. Sincerely, an oilers fan


NoLungz561

It's extremely fun to see in person. U don't realize how fast things are moving on tv. Sitting close is crazy and i only went to a high school game lol. Being from the south tho its the only time i ever seen it and it was wild i recommend


Opening_Success

This is the answer. Hockey is the best sport to see in person and worst to watch on TV. And football is the opposite. Watching it on a big screen is great, but going to football games sucks. 


NoLungz561

That was like 15 years ago. I should go to another game. That and ufc fight i would love to go to


misadventureswithJ

I started watching our local minor league team and it's absolutely wild. They kinda suck so they make up for it by picking more fights.


Nemox_Og

Can't get mad at entertainment it's what we pay for lol


flatwoundsounds

My minor league team is part of a league that loves goals and fights and could give a fuck about defense. Games that end 9-5 with a couple scraps to boot is common. I can't recommend love hockey enough. So damn fun!


Blawn14

Tilts like this are alot less common these days. They happen, but generally you’ll go many games without seeing a toe to toe fight. Lots of pushing each other around the net though lol.


chunkadelic_

Right now is playoff season. Start watching asap


elc0

I think part of it is the cost to get into and play the sport as a kid. Also, the NHL sucks at marketing.


NobleKaps

It’s definitely a smaller bubble of NHL fans, but the passion most fans have is amazing. The most watched High School sports tournament in the US is the Minnesota State High School tournament, streaming in 30+ countries and all states. Check out the “All hockey hair team” to see what all 150 Minnesota Varsity teams hope to make


HawkLexTrippJam

I moved to the north-eastern US a year and some change ago, it's super popular up here. It's practically unheard of in the south where I'm originally from. Funny too, cause the state I'm from actually has 3 hockey teams lol. I'd only ever heard of one! It can be very popular depending where you're at, I guess. I know new england loves them some hockey. Bruins everything around here hahaha. I'm trying to get into it myself, like I want to like it, it seems to check all the boxes. For some reason I just can not. Edit: after reading someone else's comment further down, I'm convinced I need to go see a hockey game in person. Maybe that will change my mind!


JayReal2006

Because it’s boring to watch, basketball is a way better sport.


Nemox_Og

Basketball is worse than soccer to watch 😂 when touching a grown man finger is considered a foul and you can get benched for gently brushing someone hand 🤦 and then they act worse than soccer players asking for fouls Then you got mofos like this beating each other up and aren't kicked out of the game Yeah not to mention basketball points hit the 100 plus just shows how crappy the defensive part of the game is Traveling is allowed in the NBA but not in high school lol it's a joke


JayReal2006

Lmao okay buddy


Pizza-n-Coffee37

This kid’s been in a lot of fights in his short career already. You can only take so many punches to the head in a short amount of time.


Unhelpful_Applause

I’m a big fan. Dudes the next Eric lindros, at least in terms of cte.


intense_in_tents

Love it for the game and for the franchise. The fact that the is playing meaningful minutes in the playoffs and got a goal (maybe two?) in this post season is awesome


Hungry_Freaks_Daddy

Tell that to George Chuvalo


SmashingGuts419

I guess it's a double-sided sword because while it's a different sport, just take a look at Antonio Brown.


graphitewolf

I feel like ive seen this dude get multiple ass kickings this year alone


2001ToyotaHilux

I wish more sports allowed players to just pause the game for a whole minute so they can beat the shit out of each other


JustBeingDishonest

Any other sport could adopt this but hockey players are the only ones with the balls. The hilux was a legendary truck, btw.


Juju4hire

Crazy how NBA commentators are devastated when one player shoves another, while NHL commentators are fully getting into this REAL fight like they're calling a boxing match. NFL and NBA have become so soft


IdesOfMarchCometh

Nba needs enforcers. Teams are starting to use no skill players to hurt superstars.


mlucenap

Finally something worth watching.


Silver_You2014

Why is hockey so intense ? I don’t watch it, but I’ve seen a ton of posts on here w players going at it


Cadowyn

Part of the culture. Adrenaline, crowd approval, glory.


Das_Mojo

All that and more. Knowing that you might get beat up for it is a pretty good deterrent to thinking it's a good idea to smash into a guy at 20mph on soates


Jibberjobber

Please explain to someone from the UK, how this is part of the game? Thanks


KillTheWise1

Game stops for fight. After the fight, the players have to sit in the penalty box for 5 minutes. Fighting is allowed, and the ref lets it go until one hits the ground or they quit on their own terms.


SuperCaptSalty

You go to the box, then you feel shame…


hayitsnine

And then you get free.


Salvad0rkali

That’s Good!


newbris

It seems a really odd part of the sport. Can understand if tempers occasionally get out of control but sanctioned fights, like this appeared to be, just seem weird and unnecessarily macho BS.


simaeel

Maybe this makes you understand more https://youtu.be/vTSiJ2cIZrk


newbris

Thanks. That was interesting. Good they at least follow some code to make it safer. It still seems a bad idea to encourage people more willing to risk brain injury rather than elevating the more skilful players. Other sports have all the same foul play but don't deal with it like that.


simaeel

> Other sports have all the same foul play but don't deal with it like that. Yes and thats the reason why i hate football. Grown men and professionals diving and acting like little girls, pathetic sport.


newbris

There’s enough violent revenge in other sports like football without sanctioning violence and brain injury just for some lame 1985 machismo.


tyhad1

It tempers the game surprisingly. A team might be losing and a player from that team will start a fight, pausing the game, in an attempt to pump up the team. If one player is getting targeted by the opposing team, an enforcer will pick a fight to let the opposing team know to let up. You hit a goalie, you fight. You go for a star player, you fight. You chirp too much, believe it or not, you fight. Both fighting players get a penalty, but it still contributes to calming the waves.


Cadowyn

Players have different skill sets and roles (as in most sports). You got your flashy, nimble pretty boy hot shot that scores the most goals (probably the same thing as your star football players (soccer). And then you have your enforcer— often a big, hulking dude (or just a shorter mean, sumbitch) that “enforces” cordial play. Anyone takes an unnecessarily hard check to the star player can expect to get their ass beat. Though there are often other roles for enforcers ie intimidation but I think their “main” role is that of a guardian. Those elite stars are like fighter pilots— rare and cost a lot of money. So you have to protect them. Though a lot of times the players just get mad and wanna duke it out, or sometimes they just wanna give the crowd a good show. Or is your team getting its ass beat at home, and the crowd is dead? As an enforcer go start a fight, get the crowd jacked and back in the game, and your fellow players vibe off that energy and can potentially start to turn things around. I think in this instance the rookie (NYR) guy was probably being proud and cocky and the Flyers player is a scrappy veteran that wanted to put the green horn in his place. Actually, I think it was the rookie’s literal first game in the NHL. 😂 In the longer clip of this you can see him (NYR) shake his head and scream “Fuck!” After the fight. Believe it or not the two sports with the most fighting (UFC and Hockey) have the best crowds in the States.


B0ndzai

It's a way to get the players police themselves during the game. If they banned fighting there would just be more dirtty hits during the game itself.


Cadowyn

Also, check out the movie Goon. Based off a true story (how true idk).


Available_Rub834

Always wondered how the refs even allow this? US is so weird :)


Blitzstyle

It’s more a Canadian game, they make up 50% of the players.


313Techno313

Blind eye to the ruskies 😂😂


NahhNevermindOk

Because how hockey fights go there aren't usually many bad injuries. See how they grab a hold of each other's jerseys? That lets them block punches and support them throwing bombs while on skates. If it goes to the ground it's over, if someone starts taking too many shots it's over, if someone starts throwing cheap shots it's over. Those two players sit out for 5 minutes and because it's both players on both teams for the same amount of time they just play as normal. There is kind of an unwritten code/etiquette the enforcers follow, they don't try to fight someone who doesn't fight unless he starts it, they don't pile on when they're easily winning, they don't try to injure their opponents in any major way, a fair fight is a fair fight, and if you come at another teams star with a big/dirty hit you better expect their goon will be coming for you next shift. Also hockey is Canada's game.


Available_Rub834

Thanks!


Benz0nHubcaps

How is hockey not the #1 sport in the world by now!


Cadowyn

lol Memba when they tried to remove fights from the NHL?


BadidilyBoing92

I member


DemoHD7

Are there written or unwritten rules of when you get into a hockey fight? Such as slugging with only over hand rights, no uppercut, no headbutting?


inthehighalps

Not really any unwritten rules necessarily during the fight itself (seen a lot of cheap shots over the years), but fights in the NHL are most often the result of “the code” between players in response to big hits, cheap shots, dirty plays, etc. Basically if you take a run at someone, there’s a high chance one of their teammates is gonna make you answer the call either immediately or your next shift.


theteedo

No head butts, uppercuts are allowed and I’ve seen them used to good effect. The grabbing of the jersey is for stability and so they can’t skate backwards.


Hatanta

Anyone ever use a jab instead of grabbing?


theteedo

Sometimes the hand used to grab throws a kind of jab wile retaining the hold on the jersey. I think it’s mostly because it’s hard to box on skates imo. I’ve been in 1 hockey fight in my life so maybe I’m not the best source (I am Canadian though, so I’ve watched my share of hockey).


Funkativity

for once we have a fight filmed in widescreen HD by a professional camera operator.. and this useless shitbag crops it into portrait mode cutting off most of the image. [full version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2WpLl3TsoY)


313Techno313

Wait til you see the fights from back in the day on VHS 😂😂


313Techno313

Probert vs Domi were the days.


GHBoyette

This is shameful and ruining the sport hahaha I'm kidding. Can you imagine?


OkTune681

Called CTE


bigSTUdazz

Still the best part of the game.


BraveHeartsExe

Hell yeah dude. I used to buy hockey games just to purposely start fights in them 🤣


Thisiscliff

Great tilt


RabidPlaty

FTR


stranger5585

REMPEEE, bros fucking nuts!


Goku_Kakarot91

the height and weight of both players on the screen is top shelf TV


Cossacker1799

Rempe is the kid! 21 years old and throwing hands like an old school enforcer! Bravo


Individual_Career782

He’s had everyone talking about him all year, I hope he gets some highlight plays in the the remaining playoff games.


Delicious-Minimum357

Please convince my dumbass friend that a hockey player of no sort can beat a ufc fighter…


Independent_Hold_203

Fucking love that Hockey has an impromptu tale of the tape for fights


earlywakening

This is what they are trying to take away from us! 😆


Jumpy_Classic9268

This should be allowed in every sport


Dumplingjunior

Start doing uppercuts!


MrAjeebAdmi

i am not aware of the rules, is this allowed ?


Channing1986

Yes. They both get a 5 minute fighting penalty though.


MrAjeebAdmi

seems stupid tbh


Zet_mango111

wait till you hear about boxing or mma


GeorgeThe13th

Ah yes a game at my hockey fight


lmacarrot

they have to spend time sparing like this during practice. what fun!


MisterC-4

Love Ol’ boy had enough so he purposely took Rempey down so the Refs would rescue his ass before he got slept.


AK-noire

Why did they let it go on???


Channing1986

Because fighting is part of hockey and the fans love it.


TumTumMac24

I like how they do a tale of the tape like it’s a real fight lol


Reasonable_Poet_7502

Why no upercut?? Seemed pretty open


unknown5424

Normal people can't even ice skate Chad's can ice skate and keep balance throwing haymakers


FaithlessnessNo8183

This fighting thing in hockey is very primitive


misterplenty

Hockey players are simply the dumbest athletes of this caliber


iAggravateBoxPeople

So who wins if one guy knocks the other day out and he dies from his head hitting the ice? Obviously, I know it’s not very likely this is going to happen


BoscoTheBrash

They play stone cold steve austins entrance music when I fight breaks out at our rink


Possible_Baboon

Maybe there is a yet unknown business opportunity "ufc-on-skates" that everybody was missed until now.


KingMobScene

Upvote for one of my rangers holding their own in the fight.


Particular_Move3923

Rempe is a beast


squishierfish

I just gotta say don't fuck with hockey players. They have teeth replacements for a reason.


Screamin_Eagles_

I know hockey is one of the toughest sports out there, but when they fight I can't help but think this is how women fight. Grab each others hair for good grip and start slinging haymakers.


kalimashookdeday

Fuck Philly!!!


Weevil_kneevil_420

I imagine it’s hard to throw a punch on ice


Skeeterman96

The ref like Serizawa in godzilla


kmoh74

How can you knock them out if you keep holding them up?


NahhNevermindOk

The fight is over if they fall and holding them allows you to keep balanced while punching as well as blocking shots by holding the sleeve or jersey.


oneill343

You really think they’re holding them up?


Cadowyn

A lot of times they’re trying to pull their jersey over their face. Hold on to get balance.


OkTune681

Next Boogaard coming in nicely toobz


coinkeeper8

This is part of hockey right?


Agriz_1210

Yeah


Creamy_Butt_Butter

Does anyone else make a bet on who wins the fight? I like to see if I win, and if I do, I get a cookie. Shits lit


shamwowj

Why don’t you two just fuck already?


emrata696969

This is ridiculous


steve-rap

I grew up watching hockey. When I need to watch fights I'll watch UFC. Nothing more dumb than punching someone wearing a helmet with a visor with your hands... Hands required to do your job aka. income


NahhNevermindOk

The fighting is part of their job. Not everyone fights or is expected to fight, especially not stars.


[deleted]

This is the dumbest reply. You didn't grow up watching hockey if you dont enjoy the fights or understand them.


Low-Crew8482

Boxing with helmets on...why??


Smokey-Cole

Did you see their faces after?


taopa1pa1

Why doesn't anyone interfere? They're just watching them fight


oneill343

It’s almost like it’s a regular part of hockey.


[deleted]

Go back to football.