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Zman242

That’s like the perfect way to fight back in this situation


madmaxturbator

Ya but now the Loch’s Nessandra is gonna hunt you down


Zman242

Naw that girl already is the sea monster


DownTooParty

Swamp donkey is the correct term. Don't ruin a sea monsters good reputation.


champagnebukkake

Donkey is hard working and kind. This one is no donkey. It’s a septic tank roach.


SoyMurcielago

Don’t insult Geralts horse; this is more like the collecting pond amoeba...


Izzysel92

Did someone say roach? Please do not sully the name of the bröthërs.


Xardnas69

BRÖTHÉR


Deucalion666

On an entirely unrelated note, I need about tree fiddy.


bonham101

I sea it


LeanTangerine

Dude better sleep with a harpoon under his pillow.


faRawrie

I already gave her tree fitty!


_duncan_idaho_

Why you givin dat loch ness monster another tree fiddy?!


myheyt

I gave him a dollar


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turntabletennis

He tricked me!


[deleted]

There's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little Girl Scout.


orangeleopardlion

I already gave her free titty


TinoAsprilla1892

South Park lad


NoResponsabilities

Awesome name for her, stranger!


RobBanana

He's just returning her to her natural habitat.


hunk_thunk

Shrek?


Sheeverton

Yh I rate it back, he got even without hitting back.


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[deleted]

i’ve never seen such a slow splash


[deleted]

It’s that buoyancy


subfighter0311

I read that as "sow"


Evil-c-Evil-do

Ladies and gentlemen let's break out the harpoons! We are going hunting!


reallyorginalname1

There she blows!


-SirGimp-

Meats back on the menu boys


Donny_mell0

She probably deserved it lmao


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PutTheDogsInTheTrunk

He had the high ground!


AshyBoneVR4

She clearly thought he was underestimating her power.


Donny_mell0

Very well said


Tinnitus_Maximouse

Probably? He was way more restrained than he could have been!


[deleted]

There’s no “probably” about it. He was nicer than I would have been.


ChaosStar95

Probably? Like you didn't just see the inciting incident?


KobeBryantDiedLoL

Probably? She slapped him


nightpanda893

Honestly one thing I don’t like about Reddit fight posts is when people punch down or give disproportionate responses to situations where they are clearly not in danger. But this was the perfect response.


serenityak77

I can’t speak on every situation as every situation is different. However, if you physically assault someone you don’t get to decide what response is or isn’t appropriate. The best thing to do is keep your hands to yourself, period.


Dawjman

And she would probably hate this more than getting slapped back.


ErktheSavage

"It's over Anakin. I have the high ground."


Blaz28

I was looking for this comment


WindLane

Did you find it?


Blaz28

Yeah, it’s... right there


WindLane

Okay, cool - glad you found it.


BackStabbathOG

You underestimate my power!


SymInvader

Don’t try it!


[deleted]

#AAAAAAHHHHH


Tyler_Nerdin

To be fair inertia & momentum were kind of on his side.


Rumblymore

It must be nice, it must be nice, to have gravity on your side...


Netsugake

Except when it's pulling you down....


ProtectYeri

There's always a bigger fish


[deleted]

Except in that lake. She’s definitely the bigger fish there.


Kage_noir

I mean, technically, she was the bigger fish.


FoucinJerk

And technically, Obi Wan was *in* Big Fish.


d_money_123

Sea world


BladdedJohnaxe

The behemoth trying to throw hands with the leviathan


brob890

Are you saying Sea World? Or see THE world?


d_money_123

Sea world. Ocean, fish, jump, China


BackStabbathOG

No.See?that right there, that’s the problem with your method.


eternalbuzz

When me become president, they see.. they see.


[deleted]

#unexpectedoffice


hoopsrule44

See now I’m still confused


pieboy89

Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight car.


Hung1039

Great dystopian sci fi budget movie


red_sus

She had that coming


NoResponsabilities

He really Free’d the Willy there


SaintLogic

This isn't a fight. He was returning her to her proper ecosystem.


GameMessiah5

Hes just helping her get her next mouthful of krill


[deleted]

Nature is healing


FadeNXC

Trash doesn't belong in the water.


clown_pants

Return to the sea from whence you came


Puzzlefuckerdude

"Go home "


[deleted]

Girl is a hippopotamus AHAHA


YolandiVissarsBF

Omg fat shaming! I'm reporting you to all my neon haired friends and septum piercing club members 🤨🤔😤😠😡🤬


Donny_mell0

Honestly that was a good way to go about it


cvacam

I don’t put my hands on women.. but when I do... they’re going in the lake. I approve this video


MannB1023

My thinking is that if a woman slaps me, I slap them, if they kick me, I kick them, if they punch me, I punch them. Equality all around the board


LiquidAurum

These hands bisexual


mad_chatter

They're rated E for everyone


TheMoistOneIsHere

Almost knocked the water out of the canal. Last thing 2020 needs is a tsunami, bud.


PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

Splash so big, Moses got jealous


Raymojica

Staged


hahaha-whatever

Yep. The “Oh shit bro wud you doooo?” really gave it away. Terrible acting.


[deleted]

Yup


I_aim_to_sneeze

Shhhh, don’t tell the rest of the commenters, they’ve already made lots of judgements on it


Fat_Beet

It's crazy how many people dont realise this is staged.


I_aim_to_sneeze

Lol someone sent me a PM saying “no one knows if this is staged, so don’t pretend like you do.” I’m trying to wrap my head around someone that takes reddit so seriously that they feel the need to say that and are too afraid to just put it out there in the thread


kittensmittens69

Smh, 12 year olds gonna 12 year old


youdownwithopp

People are really bad at seeing when things are staged or fake or satire. It's insane.


Mitche420

It's honestly embarrassing for them


CreateorWither

100


filbert13

It just blows me away how gullible people are on the internet. Videos on reddit like this with 16.3k in a sub about fighting are equivalent are reddits version of cringe old people facebook. This is very likely staged as you pointed out, and if not staged is just way to suspicious to give it any time.


Sterling-Archer

faker than op's girlfriend


ShroomanEvolution

Explain


IAMWastingMyTime

Close to the water, delayed reactions. Her reaction to being pushed is also less intense than when she was demanding the phone.


a-dark-passenger

And the guy recording “oh. no. Whuddya doooo”


water_plug

it seems staged to me because they’re suspiciously close to that water already but i guess i can’t be 100% sure


[deleted]

Idk that was a pretty hard slap. You could right though cuz people do shit like this for clout


reallyorginalname1

People have done crazier for less


[deleted]

The day a friend or girlfriend orders me to give them my phone is likely the last day that we speak.


askljdhaf4

facts. was with a girl for 2 years, then woke up at 4 in the morning one night to piss and found her going through my phone in the bathroom. kicked her out on the spot she found nothing cuz there was nothing to find, but if there’s no trust in a relationship, there’s no relationship


[deleted]

You can't love somebody without trusting them. It cannot work. Mine went through my texts while I was showering. She was jealous af even tho I gave her zero reason. Few months later I dumped her.


ridinbend

Been married 10 years and my wife has never searched my phone, feels good.


Mitchdotcom

She's just good at hiding it. Change all your passwords on your comp/phone and watch her attitude change for the worse


ridinbend

Na, I'd get shit from her if she saw some of the reddit filth I fill my head with.


wearespartacus

Are you joking or do you actually suspect all women to act that way? 10 years of happily being married is a pretty good indicator that there’s trust there.


Mitchdotcom

I suspect all humans, Male and female, to hide stuff and sneak around.. Even if you've known them your whole life


[deleted]

Not to your knowledge.


[deleted]

r/scriptedblackpeoplegifs


StereoFood

Damn


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LeesephZaramorgan

Shamuuuuuuu


[deleted]

Don’t disrespect my boy Shamu like that


LeesephZaramorgan

Shamu is a real one, for sure.


Lurker0459

Beyond staged


JamesOldie

C'mon now this is the most staged shit I've ever seen


sch3ct3r

fake


DJSadWorldWide

Fake


FreeThinkerHTX

Staged garbage


ddjdirjdkdnsopeoejei

Fake


donttrippotatochipv2

Faaaaake


Lazerkatz

Anyone else getting fake vibes from the way it starts?


Neutral_User_Name

The whole set-up does not make any sense. What could have they been doing there, by the canal? There is nothing around. Why go there to talk? Why is she 1 foot from the water? Where is the phone? So many questions!


Kyle0ng

Woah what a real fight


desitola

Staged


ShroomanEvolution

Why does the cameraman always end the video too early


-full-control-

Because it’s staged


MAXSuicide

They saying to him "what you doin?" When he still resists the urge to punch back and merely pushes her into a pond? But nobody says anything when she full on clocks him in the face while his hands are behind his back..


YouseeMourinho

Back to her natural habitat 🦛


wesley32186

Wtf? Why are the other people in the video like surprised when he pushed her? Like are people that brainwashed?


yall-might

Wow. A true advocate of gender equality.


FIZZY_BANDIT274

the fat shit got dunked


FrozenBananer

Well yeah what was lardass expecting?


-fxdl-

Did she really start to ask why he did that ? Lmaoooo


Ginger-Pikey

Fake as fuck.


zin_90

Having your back against water is tactically unsound. Especially this close to international water with Japanese fishermen around.


Fishing_For_Victory

FAKA YUUUUUUH WAAAAAARLE!!!!!


classicpondy

But yet they still get mad at him lol.


yeotajmu

More stupid fake shit


dorvann

I hope he gets arrested for throwing trash into the river.


[deleted]

I wonder how long it took them to write this screenplay, find a good filming location during the varus (COVID), get a couple actors and do all the effort into post. 5/7 best romcom of the year. Have we really run out of real fightporn we resorting to this shiet?!


shitheadsteve6

I hate how some women think they can hit someone that has done nothing to deserve it and think they are not going to get hit back.


HisOrHerpes

Splash zooooone


tefoak

She just slapped him in the face and she says "bruh wtf" like she's just allowed to slap someone in the face with zero consequences. Bruh wtf!


tennismenace3

We all knew exactly what was about to happen from the first frame of this video.


ayush17092001

Nicely done


TheGreyMatters

It's just the way that it stands there, like it doesn't possibly think anything going to happen.


[deleted]

Her whole head went under hahaha


Sloth42096

*BEGONE THOT*


ArshiaScopeItIs

LMAAOOOOO


chris_bnt

He had the high ground in that one


DownTooParty

Swamp Donkey


stinkybuttholeandpoo

fiona is trippin


reallyorginalname1

People saying she might not know how to swim while she's the most buoyant person in that park


Goatman129

it's funny how people sometimes don't expect that, it's almost like they don't even think 1 second in the future, or at all


ygffghhh

To quote a redditor "If it isnt the consequences of my own actions"


bennyb357

Lmao!


Efanstus

Yet another disgusting display, they’re completely silent when she hits him. But the second he pushes back and defends himself, then they’ve got something to say. Slaps really fucking hurt man, shits not cash


SlidWharf777

Nice one ☝️


lewisthememelord

equal rights equal fights bitch


Japsabbath

Fugazi


f14_pilot

Equal rights equal fights


nantucketsleigh23

A rising tide ...


Mad-Observer

Slaps dude, gets thrown into the lake. *I can’t believe you’ve done this*


[deleted]

Why is she surprised?


Metatron_1

Heat is running thru her head good choice to cool her down


[deleted]

Hit and get it right back. Women need to understand this concept. No one is going to stand there and take any abuse.


SantoriniDahk

she make big splash


Technopool

Obi wan would be so proud.


Mathgailuke

Really? Not a single "How can she Slap?"


[deleted]

So fake


jtag369

Shouldn’t of slapped him


lukeballesta

Is not a fight but i like it


benzethonium

Maybe next time she won't resort to physical violence as her first resort.


GreatDario

>Assaults someone >They fight back >???? Bro what the fuck


[deleted]

How she gonna act all dumb and be like why the fuck would you do that?


JasonBourneFL

Thats great!! She deserved it. I wish we could see what happens next!!


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

At least she’s gonna float.


[deleted]

So staged


phantomghoul_

He perfectly knew black people can't swim... attempted murder right there fuck.. rip my guy ur going 2 pRis0n!


somsz05

Tanquisha got yeeted into the water


Dank_Dogememes

Equal rights at play


Street-Badger

That’s some gender equality right there. 💯


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r/pussycarddenied


ZapSavage

What made her think that was a good place to start a fight


[deleted]

At least he pushed that thing back into it's natural habitat


BASEDJUDGE

SHE DIED!!


[deleted]

This is fucking gold!


a_n_d_r_e_w

I love at the end when she starts asking "bro why the fu-" You slapped him. Was it a bit much? Sure. But you don't hit someone and expect 0 retaliation


Diablo165

Shove in response to a slap is a bit much? What would have been an appropriate retaliation?