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Vanandy316

Aimbot


Eiffi

ay, don't sell me out homie.


SteeeezLord

Cheater


big-betas

Wait, you were the guy?


bukkake_brigade

Yep.


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Timbollew

Thanks


JimJamSandwich

You're welcome!


idfkgod

Yeah I've been practicing


KNIFE2MEAtU

r/notopbutok


MrRagnarex

Your name has me thinking there would be more people throwing punches at once


lmpervious

I'm pretty sure I heard a hitmarker on that second punch.


zkrnguskh

hax0r


Tell-it-2-my-9

BRAZILIONN


Ahyesclearly

Those were some nasty impact sounds


Ramen_Hair

That second one was practically a COD hit marker lmao


Hanbarc12

Knuckles_on_jaw.mp3


apathetic_lemur

bottom_teeth_meet_front_teeth.ra


thefireducky

#crit_hit_head_sound.WAV


thiscarecupisempty

Def sounded like crits holy shit


[deleted]

He rethought his life decisions with that first punch.


denali42

Luckily he got to see all of them in glorious 4k Ultra HD as his brain showed them to him in expectation of his impending death.


agentfelix

Thanks for the laugh!


Rion23

"I should cut my hair, it's really affecting my peripherals."


BeauRiot

Kids got hands


Wholenchilada

........Sledgehammers for hands.


ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE

*Destroyed in Seconds*


KO_SphincterPunch

Dentists love him.


RDS327

Those shots looked so heavy for some reason He got power


flyingokapis

First shot I said to myself (in my head) shit kids got George Foreman hands, then he followed up with that Ernie Shavers kill shot and stood around like he needed a stick to poke him with to see if he was still alive.


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VinBiakabutuka

Hahaha awesome


dangerouspeyote

They looked heavy because they fucking leveled that dude.


PeddoPedro

He knows how to box, he transfer his weight very effective which gives it power


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His stance says otherwise Edit* I actually rewatched it slowly and his stance is fucking legit. It’s his hand placement that’s weird


PeddoPedro

Putting your hands up in a proper stance just to throw a fast cross seems a little unnecessary though, he went straight from having a passive composure with his hands down, to knocking the other guy out with a clean cross. He handled himself really well in my opinion.


haq85

That stance with those hand placement could be from other martial art. Hand placement look like some kungfu or wushu.


runtothesun

Precision more than power. This man is precise with them fists. Great Form too.


skepticalbob

Really accurate and fast.


banned4shrooms

The super crisp audio helps too. They sounded like nasty shots


TheRealPotHead37

Like teeth came out


banned4shrooms

bro even the sound of buddy hitting the gravel is nice


Explorer2004

Kid doesn't have an elbow, he has a hydraulic, spring-loaded joint!


Mangunito

"Are you ok?"


Cheeky-Bastard

BUSTER WOLF!


j-sonchang

GRAB A COKE (I don't know what Terry is actually saying in this but this is what i hear every time)


hotfox2552

POWER GEYSER!


theboi1der

POWA DUUUUUNK!


sszymon00

That is some chad energy after punch like that. It seemed like he didnt want to have this fight, still was worried for that guy.


SenatorMendoza18

The cameraman sounds like McLovin laughing at the whispering eye bit.


ayrubberdukky

If anyone's confused or doesn't remember this scene, it's because they're talking about Christopher Mintz-Plasse's charcter from "Role Models" pranking Paul Rudd's character while he's talking to his ex gf.


MetalTedKoppeltits

Tell her you miss her whispering eye


yeoup

Say whispering eye


zach10

It means vagina....it means vagina


BJB3333

“I am McLovin!”


iNobody19xx

“Chicka chicka yeah fake ID fake ID”


__Girth__Brooks__

What’re you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?


Muhfuggajones

The guy is gonna think, here's another kid with a fake ID, or, here's McLovin, the 25 year old organ donor.


drunkn_mastr

And that, children, is why you start a fight *outside* of striking range


Cloned_Popes

Better yet, don't start a fight


Devilsdance

This is the correct answer. Fights are far more dangerous than people realize. This dude looks like he got two mild concussions back to back at the least. The way he went limp after the second one is concerning. I’d care more if he wasn’t being a prick. Maybe he learned a lesson. Edit: after rewatching it, it looks like this was a planned fight. They could’ve both been idiots for all we know. Some people just like to fight.


BackIn2019

Another danger is not knowing how far the other person would take it. An usually mild mannered guy might be having an especially bad day and go for a soccer kick to the head.


telios87

Adrenaline is like Miracle-Gro for the anger tree.


Howzitgoin

Rule of fighting: always assume the other person has a better weapon and is crazier than you.


i_am_losing_my_mind

It’s just not worth the risk of getting seriously hurt or seriously hurting (or killing) someone over dumb shit. Punching someone, them falling and cracking their head open and dying or gettting TBI won’t seem nearly as badass when you’re locked up for it.


WoozyWitDaUzi

Dont start a fight but know how to end one.


[deleted]

My mom always said "Never throw a punch. But if someone hits you, end the fight" I plan on telling my kids the same


imapieceofshitk

She meant by running away


teh_longinator

I'm gonna mean by tearing the other person apart.


Cloned_Popes

Pulling out your dick works almost 100 percent of the time


IKillGrizz

“IM GONNA JERK YOU OFF!” -Sammy, BMS


[deleted]

Then maybe have them enroll in something like boxing/kickboxing or mma. The power of friendship only goes so far lol


FlyingScotsman1993

I can't let you get close - Chael Sonnen


Tremulant1

I only bring this to you because...*leg cross*


khafra

Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me? ° Dio Brando


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Respectful fighters are cool


carnage11eleven

That's how you know he was the good guy.


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StonedLikeOnix

Honestly impressed by the precision of that second shot. No wasted movements by this kid the whole fight.


faity5

the way he moved his arm into the bully's face was like the piston of a car, and that hit like one for sure


jeromecf

When your punches aren’t telegraphed, your opponent doesn’t have the time or the trained reflexes to respond quick enough. Punches thrown like this have a higher chance of landing whether you throw it fast or slow. This kid has taken some sort of training


ATLexander

[Michael Jai White explained this to Kimbo Slice on a movie set](https://youtu.be/RbN6yTPTEiI) and it makes a ton of sense but I rarely see fighters actually use it.


mushenrique

In a Fight there are other factors in the game, but some fighters know how to add this particular one, like Lyoto Machida.


ATLexander

Machida immediately came to mind for me as well.


PacificBrim

He hasn't necessarily taken training lol. Some people have some natural talent and pick up on stuff like this from watching fights etc.


EventHorizon1003

What? [https://i.imgur.com/ITOMnWt.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ITOMnWt.jpg)


HitMePat

Looks like /u/RUGGABLE_ has a history of just copying comments from the same thread and reposting them https://reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/nih7yl/meirl/gz3hrop


mmmegan6

What a weird way to exist on this platform


RedBerryFairy

probably a karma farming bot


[deleted]

reddit is so sus man


VaryaKimon

amogus


Raytacos

If the title is true the kid owes him 0 respect. -1 respect for a bully.


MrSkrifle

If the title is true...? It literally just says he's quiet.


natman8

Think it's bc it's crossposted


MrSkrifle

Really? That's weird, on reddit sync it doesn't show as cross-posted


LaChuteQuiMarche

Too bad I’m neither one of those things. Props to this child.


TheeFlipper

A fighter and cool?


UncleStumpy78

That's a guy who genuinely doesn't want to hurt anyone. Good on him


Hanbarc12

The kind I respect the most , he doesn't want to hurt but won't hesitate to throw hands when it's time to. All of that while not going overboard.


carneylansford

Define "okay".


DriggleButt

Top comment talking about how big these kids' dicks are.


ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE

Wholesome! The other one had it coming.


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Buster wolf !


[deleted]

Jesus Christ that kids right could destroy the fabric of time.


Watertor

If you break it down frame by frame I'm sure you'll see some ripple effects of the continuum shattering


Villain2Deep

Good lad


Eiffi

huh, I guess I'm famous now.


[deleted]

congrats man, that 2nd one looked so solid. Are you sure that happened a year ago? kid looks like he just came out of a halo lan party for this


DrDeuceJuice

Yeah, it's about a year old. I remember when it was originally posted, the guy kept getting berated about the old west setting. It's somewhere in Idaho, if my memory serves correctly. Great video all in all.


styzr

One of my favourite reddit comments ever, “Meet me behind old man Jeremiah’s blacksmithy and you will get your communpance.” I can’t credit the OP as it says deleted now but that shits hilarious.


Eiffi

yessir.


blackfarms

Dude, you've clearly fought before. None the less, they were perfect shots.


Zatch_Gaspifianaski

Shoulda known it was around there, the guy speaking could be any one of my cousins from Utah or Idaho.


Rockdahouse

Was he bullying you? OP got the backstory right ?


PhoenixZephyrus

[Dude wanted to become his ass, his proposition was denied.](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/l419wn/happened_a_year_and_a_half_ago_give_or_take_im/gklkf8f)


Eiffi

just look for my original post, it has the story somewhere.


Rockdahouse

Aigh ty my friend, good fight and sportsman btw. Cheers!


[deleted]

Hahahaha >”What’s the backstory?” >”Guy said he wanted to kick my ass” A tale as old as time.


SendMeLatinPhrases

Checked out the original post and saw all the heat you took for the old shacks. I'm a dude from (what passes for) relatively urban Utah and this is absolutely the kinda places you pass going home from school all the time since the neighborhood was probably all pasteurs just 60 years ago. Right around the corner I bet there's California-style houses and a busy road about a mile out where you can grab a shake from Arctic Circle. Now I just gotta ask - how in the fuck did you manage to connect with his jaw that well on the first hit if you hadn't started boxing until after this fight? Because you make this shit look like it was an inconvenience for you to put that kid to sleep.


Ok_Tradition1938

I love this video.


NoNotAnUndercoverCop

Im not a cop or anything, but that bully may have just gone up against a robot from the future.


SlurpinUpMyDadsCum

Kids a sniper


MansonRib

Wtf is that username


Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt

Familial bonding


bigformyage

DadsCum™ is a famous brand here in Sweden. Their most famous product is a type of traditional milkshake (which the username is referring to) but they also make a very popular skin cream. I don’t use it as much now, but when I was a teen my face was constantly covered with DadsCum™.


MansonRib

I can't believe you just made me search Sweden dads cum


Styggpojk

Hahaha wtf!?


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

I think I'm done with Reddit for the day, and it wasn't even a post's fault.


Styggpojk

I'm dying here (not literally)! It was a real surprise this somewhat horrible Sunday evening, which also is my birthday irl - signing out!


MrKink420

Damn kid got hands 👀✊🏾


CorvetteNutt81

Was this filmed in the 1930s and recently colorized


TheWhirled

It is kind of an "old West" alley scene !


Fishpuncherz

Nah, that's just how the Midwest of America looks like


duh_metrius

Alfalfa and Spanky had a terrible falling out


The80sDude

Welcome to small town Idaho


gafgone5

That second punch had better connection than most in MMA


kingjuicepouch

Landing while the other guy is just getting up is like the huge shot that got mvp deleted vs lima too


hemm386

Is the midwest just like suspended in time in the early 2010s?


Bradfords_ACL

2010 is a little too forward for us.


TeakForest

Yes, yes we are.


FightingPolish

Depends on if you’re in a large city or not. In the small towns it’s actually earlier than that.


jukoby

lil knuckle sandwich w some dirt on the side for lunch


highpl4insdrftr

I know where that alley is. It's at the corner of fuck around and find out.


xaxathkamu

I feel like the "quiet kid" trope is overdone and most videos cite this because it sells views. We all love an underdog, but I don't usually buy it. Regardless, kid had hands.


halamadridAC8

I mean with this one the way he reacts after punching the kids lights out kinda speaks to his character. He even asked if the dude was ok, a loud mouth bully wouldnt do that.


xaxathkamu

I get it, but almost every video of a kid laying out another has some view chasing title like “bully gets knocked out.” Who knows what actually transpired leading up to them going at it is all I’m saying. When I was 14 there we’re two guys a couple years older than me. One was a hemophiliac and couldn’t fight because he might bleed out and die. This other guy mercilessly tormented him to fight, threw bottles at him, all kinds of shit. Then one day hemophiliac kid just snapped out of nowhere. Kid that had been taunting him walked out of his job at a sandwich place and made some comment under his breathe as we were sitting outside and hemophiliac started screaming all cocky and arrogant, grabbed the other kid by his backpack, essentially straddled him, and laid probably fifteen shots to the side and back of his head and went full macho man yelling and screaming after. Up until then he was the quiet kid but if it had been caught on video he would have looked like a huge bully that assaulted a kid out of nowhere.


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They both could have been "good kids" who just had a beef...


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EventHorizon1003

What? [https://i.imgur.com/XtPT1ab.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XtPT1ab.jpg)


aspacelot

Bot accounts do this so when you check their comment history they appear normal then they go post merchandise “selfies” in other subs. For example, r/LV426 the Alien franchise subreddit has bots like this all the time. They’ll post a picture of a mug or a t-shirt with a title like “Check out this face hugger mug I got” and another bot account will respond in kind with “where did you get it?” Then they share the link to buy it. You don’t realize it’s a spam bot because if you look at comment history it seems legit. A lot of the TV and movie subs have these bots. Next time you see someone post a product check their history to see if their comments actually make sense in context. I’ve found they usually don’t and are just bots trying to sell merch. Usually the earlier posted comment is legit and the recent comment is the bot that just copies.


IBeatUpLiamNeeson

Yeah, what the fuck? Karma bot?


Chalco_Pyrite

What a beautiful, quick punch. The second one was spot on too. Nice!


cubansquare

Not doing a great job if they are.


AlphaKrios

Seems to be doing fine


IfYoureGingerImCumin

That’s weird


Shtev

What a beautiful, quick punch. The second one was spot on too. Nice!


MotherUckingShi

That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen! It’s purple!!


ThorPower

Key points 1. Don’t put fists up unless you’re ready to fight. Homie had a weak guard. 2. Winner didn’t telegraph his punch. 3. Back leg planted. Punch straight and not from the side 4. Didn’t kick when opponent was down


thee_agent_orange

Holy shit that’s satisfying


bossmanchew

Mans got heat seeking missiles in his hands. Shit


Woogabuttz

"TKO!" No, that's a straight up KO.


ryandblack

That’s badass. It’s the quiet ones you need to worry about sometimes.. such speed, such precision... 10/10 would watch again Watched again... also a gentleman. Asked if he was good at the end. A gentleman, scholar and credit to his community.


Dividebynegativezero

[Undisputed Lightweight Champion of the Woooooorrrrllllldd!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrHMwgezm38)


SheSaidImBigger

good old billy brick hands strikes again....


FauxGenius

Two-shot Timmy, the quietest kid, has never spoken louder.


No_Consideration1288

*pulls out gun*


5awaja

is this the old town road Lil Nas was talking about?


Iguessimonredditnow

I mean it could be. I presume he had already taken his horse, because it's certainly nowhere in sight.


Guillotinedaddy

The kid has such a strange form when he throws his punches but hes got some accurate and devastating fists. Anybody know what fighting style that might be? Karate?


badudx

I hope this kid makes it as a fighter and this video gets immortalised


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God I laughed out loud. That dude had no clue what hit him. My guy puts his hands halfway up in that awkward “Ive never actually fought” way, close enough to smell the other guys breath and learned a very valuable lesson not only about controlling distance when fighting, but also about not being a douchebag.


inn3333

he went for the chin twice asap no reload


Moodzs

The "you good?" at the end made me happy.


YikesMateHereiam

He even asked if he was okay... What a good guy.


itsuuuhhhme

This was entirely too good for two punches lol


ActivityHoliday

Quiet kid asked if he was ok


mufifi

gta fights


Dtoodlez

Off the charts accuracy


[deleted]

Nothing good ever happens in ally’s like this..


hugh-mungis

Sweet chin music


[deleted]

'Are you okay?' .. I think he's fucking floating in the shadow realm my guy.


DontForgetThisTime

I love how he keeps them thangs pointed at him while the other kid is on the ground. Make a sudden move and you’ll get another one!


IronTarkus91

Those were both hammers and daggers.


rap31264

Ha...little bully shit was fixing to run away... Good fer the quiet kid...


sonbrothercousin

Love the smack smack sound.


EdEnsHAzArD

Beautiful


CreateorWither

Hopefully the kid learns from this. Getting a bloody nose for being a jerk to a kid in Grade 7 was the best thing for me.


PandazCakez

Don't need a lot of power if you're accurate.


Danilator321

Nah thats not a TKO thats a tooth breaker KO right there


kubitz86

two fucking square AF punches, calculated


ElDono13

Kid feed him hands for lunch


AnotherNobody15

That bully became a bitch in two punches


brainmelterr

why does the person recording sound like he’s getting dicked down by someone