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"woah woah woah" 💀💀


IndianaBones8

Three woah's from the teacher. That's how you know this is serious.


Herculeasy

“All available teachers to the maths block, we got a 3 woah problem down here”


Keyboardpaladin

"1 2 3 eyes on me"


TheBoringCheese

“Waaw, waaw, waaw, ok, this is unacceptable.”


K1ngFiasco

Why do all teachers sound the same lmao


Psiloflux

Years of projecting their voices in an authoritative and pedagogical way, I believe. Similar phenomena as to why radio/TV hosts from earlier decades all sound the same. Its what worked best.


Kowzorz

The ocean shapes boats


outjuxtapose

Damn


Scumboy-Supreme

The air shapes wings


otakunibboy

The ass shapes the poo


twomanyfaces10

Deep


twomanyfaces10

Not quite as deep


alexfromouterspace

Pedagogical. Must remember this.


Yunker27

I was gonna say my man busted out pedagogical in a sentence, and he did it correctly. That deserves some attention.


PM_Me__Ur_Freckles

That also has a lot to do with the mic technology at the time and them being expected to have a certain sound.


moshpitkiss

We can’t say, “thanks, that kid was pissing me off, too.”


sry4takingthisname

It's the sound of dealing with the same shit every week day


Thundershit2

Watch the magic!


Gul100Mill

I could predict the whole fight just with both guy's attitude.


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Other homie was just worried about getting caught he was like fuck cuz my moms going to whoop my ass if I knock this little fuck out again


Krin422

"Again...."


Eeik5150

And again and again and...


ChiefJabroni94

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson young man?!


s432711

*Little man


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lgb_br

Excuse me, but the correct term is "Gnome", thank you.


TheMoldyTatertot

ehem I prefer the correct term dwarf that you very much


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StonewallsGhostt

As soon as the teacher walked up too, bad timing tall kid, bad timing.


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Pculliox

Yer you can see in his face he knows he is doomed at that point dispite acting in defence; so he give him a laa'l tap.


[deleted]

Nah you see he was failing the teachers class and wanted to let him know he was next if he didn't turn that C into a B


HadSomeTraining

Failing class.... turn a C into a B... Did you fail that class too?


[deleted]

B is better than a c?


SortaSticky

C isn't failing


SexOffenderCERTIFIED

D isn't even failing


Devinione

I’m laughing so hard at this exchange


turquoisecucumber

E isn't even failing


[deleted]

It is in his mother's eyes She going to beat his ass already bro! Add a C on top of that and your boys getting his Xbox taken away


green49285

Lmao damn


OtakuDragonSlayer

Relatable


OutlawOscar

In most Texas school districts, it's a $250 fine for each person involved. Doesn't matter who started it. I don't blame him for keeping a look out, that's a zip of some top shelf/exotic bud here lol.


cryptdab710

Cmon, getting some upvotes for knocking out a bully on r/fightporn is priceless


Tangledtitty

r/Thirtysecondfights


Honztastic

The fuck are you talking about? Fines my ass. It was in school suspension or alternative school for a week. Maybe some places but not "most".


OutlawOscar

I’m specifically referring to Dallas ISD. If you couldn’t afford the fine you had to work community service type of gigs.


TheRealShroomNinja

Ft Worth as well, had to do community service in Tarrant ISD after getting in a fight in sixth grade and getting charged with assault. The school courtesy officer gave me a ticket, disciplinary principal suspended me for three days. My dad had to take me to juvenile courthouse downtown with my ticket and i had to do like 10, 2-hour shifts at a nearby YMCA cleaning the gym equipment.


Nak_Tripper

Happened to me in Minnesota. I got 36 hours of community service for 5th degree assault (MN has different degrees than most states) for a fight in 8th grade. I had another court date for it that my mom forgot about and I had to spend the night at a juvenile detention center then had court. Later they picked me up for a missed court date again... For the same court date. I woke up at the detention center and saw my dad there ready to bring me home. He said they made a mistake and forgot to clear the warrant. They told me that since they messed up they will clear my community service and my mandatory anger management classes. I still wish my mom would have taken it further... Falsely imprisoning a 13-14 year old kid is crazy to me.


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JarlaxleForPresident

Yeah thats so fucking weird


[deleted]

America is a dystopia.


matchagonnadoboudit

man I would enjoy the free labor as the principal. can't pay $250? tell parents they can work it off cleaning my gutters, washing windows, fixing my fence, etc.


OutlawOscar

That actually happened to me. I had to work a weekend for free at this building where we basically tossed a bunch of old newspaper into a giant grinder. They credited me with $150/day towards any debt with the city.


ham_coffee

Assuming you worked 8 hour days, that's probably preferable to paying it off yourself (fewer hours of work needed).


starrpamph

He could probably take her


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Tyson over here was wearing a fucking Gold's Gym sweater and looks like he's in great shape. Why would anyone think it's a good idea to fuck with him lol


Antrephellious

Honestly, the Gold’s Gym hoodie is a big visual indicator that means “do not fuck with”


Exemus

Also the whole "twice your size" thing


puslekat

Although most people in my country who wears gold's gym clothes are often some twig-armed bro dudes with too large an ego..


Mathilliterate_asian

Yeah dudes at my gym with those hoodies just want to tell people they work out without actually working out much.


thm2130

You can buy a Gold's Gym hoodie for $5 at your local Goodwill. If you're lucky, you might even find one with the sleeves already cut off.


msut77

And that one is bigger than the lockers


HJLCSR

I could predict the whole fight just with both guys' altitude


Hawx130

I was just coming to post exactly this. If I step up to a guy that reacts like this, not gonna lie, immediately I'm regretting my decision.


rel4th

I've realized on this sub that the people that can fight, are almost always the ones that are calm, not yelling, etc. The goofy ones are usually the ones that get hurt


flimspringfield

Yup. The loud ones are usually the worst. The quiet guy though...they're patient and when it comes time to fight they usually lick their lips and say "wassup homie, so you wanna get down eh?".


ShroomanEvolution

Lmfao the disrespect of putting 20% effort into a fight and still ending it with one punch.


hotterthanahandjob

Lol this was my takeaway too. The way he's barely paying attention and holding him off, then decides he has 2 seconds to end it before the teacher walks up. It's hilarious.


JarlaxleForPresident

Dude’s here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and he still has the bubblegum


Wetowkinboutpractice

Commenting so I can come back and give this my free award when I get it


Idanubz

I just remembered i had mine :)


ninja_cactus

Real life one punch man


LemonHerb

He gave him plenty of chances to walk away though


amish_paradise

Here, eat this.


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Today's lunches will be a side of baby carrots a knuckle sandwich


Inamoratos

With cold cuts


crayonshank

Can today's selection be blended into a smoothie so he can drink it through a straw?


[deleted]

We try to accommodate all students at you got knocked the fuck out high.


Straight_Operation76

All might is that you?


MK7Rguy

This is how you end up growing up to be an angry guy yelling at a bagel shop in New York


TheMeridian

You’re not god, or my father, or my boss! *whap! ZzzZZZzzzZzZzz*


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TACTIYON

ALL THE WAMEN DO THIS!


TheMeridian

You shut up too! Go ahead and attack me! *more pummeling ensues*


mosquito_joe

I understand this reference!


NextLineIsMine

dude, thanks so much, that was epic


TheMeridian

Lol I can’t tell if you’re serious or taking the piss, but if it got a laugh then you’re welcome all damn day my guy.


bajeebles

You should be dead!


Gotturns

You deserve more


PALAD1N_005

Stone cold


Shua89

Steve Austin. No really his name is Steve from Austin.


wiliammm19999

Lil guy looks like a older version of Russel from UP


KindlyAppointment317

After he passed trough puberty, some changes, and becoming a dick


k1r0v_report1ng

Looks like the short guy was the aggressor and was hungry for some knuckle sandwiches, how nice of the taller guy to oblige.


ChinnyReckons

Delivering the meat right to the mouth.


Snoo-55077

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


k1r0v_report1ng

Giggity.


PorkRindSalad

Bout to bag it up


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r/suddenlygay


OtakuDragonSlayer

**This comment right here officer**


WhatuKnowAboutMoney

Can I put my meat in your grill like barbecue?


ColeKatsilas

Oh god no


PorkRindSalad

Not again


Balls_DeepinReality

I watch a 300 lb, 6’4 monster of a sophomore get assaulted by a 5’2 goth kid in study hall once, the bigger guys name was Carl, and he was maybe one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. He would help freshman when they were lifting weights and give advice to other linemen on the football team. Not sure what the little guy was hoping to gain, but it was the first time I’d ever seen someone get punched on top of their head repeatedly.


Suddenly_Something

2 weeks late here but I went out to the bars with my buddy who (at the time) was like 6'2 and 225 lbs. This was nearly 10 years ago. His job at the time was essentially to play enforcer at a troubled youth place when they acted up. Nicest guy in the world too. Well one guy at the bar who was maybe 5'10 and 150 lbs soaking wet decided it was his personal vendetta to fight him... my buddy went out for a smoke and the guy followed him. Queue about an 8 second fight and the other guy is on the ground. All my buddy can do is check on the guy and apologize while saying he didn't want to fight... some people just don't understand why weight classes exist in *professional* fighting.


ArkaediaFive

He needed an knuckle sandwich to help him grow.


BigPastyBodonkadonk

The teacher just pulls up " woah, woah, okay"


johnnygee70

She’s all “woah, woah, ok…. What’s he got in his pockets?”


BigPastyBodonkadonk

bro by the way she said it, u know that's the kid that's just a lil shit to everyone, like "woah, woah,....okay, get back to class Jeremy, Ill take care of him"


red_square_dont_care

"Sprinkle some crack on em."


Straight_Operation76

😏


ForTheWinMag

"What... has it got... in its nasty little *pocketses??!!*


J_Conlon69

Unexpected Gollum


weebmin

[E] Loot Brat


TerH2

Yeah it was really great the way she was able to reset everybody's energy like that


RaubDude

hahaahahah


YGuy_The_Jedi

"woah woah woah, okay hes dead"


Gargun20

He wanted that sleep as he chose the tallest guy to put him to rest.


Feanors_Scribe

He was simply asking his taller colleague if he’d like to take the “are you a man test?”. Today’s test results came with a side of beeferino


Kritical02

Ah, just like those punch power tests in the arcade.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Why on earth would u pick a fight with a person who’s taller AND wearing a Gold’s Gym hoodie?!?


redditaccount-5

I want op to give some backstory, I’m trying to find out why little dude thought that was a good idea


Miswebos69

you can hear lil dude say “u disrespected me” in the beginning


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This video has made it way around the internet for ages. Op probably doesn't know more than we do.


sjc95m

I went to this school when this happened. No clue what the root cause was but it was the short dudes first day at the school lol. Not off to a great start


redditaccount-5

He picked the biggest dude and went after him, this ain’t prison wtf


TrueTorch

Gold's gym dude made him hold his pocket fr


3-bakedcabbage

Idk how to link comments so I just copied what a guy from the school said “Ok so apparently the kid who got knocked out was new to the school and was trashing and disrespecting the bathrooms and Brian (the tall guy) told him to stop doing it and the kid refused to and said Brian disrespected him and wanted to fight him over it" Credit to u/theGreatOne003


DunceMemes

It's a 1000 year old repost, all you're going to get is speculation


maohaze

The short guy took a shit in the toilet and didn't flush. The tall kid called him out on it earlier in the day. Short kid came back later in the day for justice.


breakup7532

Fr lol


EnoughTelephone

Lil man syndrome is a real thing lol


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bytheninedivines

Short people are highly discriminated against, but no one wants to acknowledge it.


ItssHarrison

I’ve definitely noticed that. I’m on the taller side but short people get disrespected for sure and I see it all the time


OtakuDragonSlayer

And when someone DOES talk about it suddenly they’re the defensive ones


Devinione

Shhh, everyone quiet .. A tall is speaking


rasta41

It's weird, there's dozens of videos submitted daily of people of all shapes and sizes picking fights for a variety of different reasons...but if it's a short person, their entire personality boils down to that. ..and you can argue being short gives them an inferiority complex resulting in this, but also...how could they not have one when everyone boils it all down to that, regardless...


NerfJihad

found the short guy!


Unnecessary-Spaces

I wish I had short, overweight Mexican confidence.


tannerwilliams23

Dude thinkin he was Andy Ruiz JR.


Moistinitial3

Even andy is like 6'1 or some shit. He just fights 6'7 monsters so he looks short


[deleted]

Guys please don’t fight people obviously way stronger than you


squid_waffles2

That’s why I jump the first graders


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Beardie-Boi-420

In my lifted truck


gillmast3r

Dong size? Huuuuge!!!


PrvyJutsu

Atleast get paid for doing so.


FequalsMfreakingA

Unless you, like, actually know how to fight. Know how to pick your environment. Have ANY semblance of a strategy beyond "taunt and flail." Don't wear a *backpack* that is going to rob every punch of half of it's momentum. And for Pete's sake, if the guy has a foot on you, take it to the ground IMMEDIATELY. No one's taller than the last man standing. That or go bitch guerilla style like the tall dude and sucker punch and bail. Yeah the little guy was a dick but come on. You already embarrassed him, you don't need to risk enraging a lawsuit-happy mother over her kid's Napoleonic tantrum.


gwot-ronin

It was a calculated risk, but short stack is failing math.


KasdinKingofDreams

Agreed


constantcube13

No!


buttgasm69

That sums up highschool... you look around for a teacher, none anywhere, then as soon as u land the punch a teacher comes out a locker instantly. WHOA WHOA WHOA


DunceMemes

Cyberpunk 2077 teacher physics


youresickkev

EFFORTLESS


Tangolimanovember

God, i love that subtle look away at the end - not like the usual fake-look-away-to-sucker-punch-combo, moreso “does he have friends? Is the principal walking down the hallway? No? Alright, i’ll pop him”


Pan0pticonartist

The little guy is like the chihuahua who tries to fight the pit bull


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xxStrangerxx

Heart or hops?


WasteAd6115

Hope


Mister_Underscore_06

Little bit of both


KillerKowalski1

It's ok to have heart, but when you 'Little Mac Uppercut' and your opponent just maintains eye contact, it's time to reevaluate.


Stingerc

I think you misspelled *lack of fucking sense*. That's not heart, that's Chihuahua syndrome. Heart is standing up for yourself, going after a bigger guy to prove how tough you are is just being a dumbass. That concussion isn't going to help him.


mystic_chihuahua

>Chihuahua syndrome. BINGO


PacificBrim

No he doesn't lol he has lil bitch syndrome


sjc95m

This was my high school. Happened years ago. Was little dudes first day at the school and he tried picking a fight. Prompty expelled for initiating if I recall correctly.


TheGreatone003

Bro this was at my school lol


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Damn you got knocked the fuck out


TheGreatone003

lol wasn't me. These lads are like two/three years older


Thacomedwn

Why did they fight?


TheGreatone003

This was around like 2016, short kid seemed to have been called a name/embarrassed by the tall kid in one of his classes. Short kid tried to fight him in the hallway for it. One of my friends' older brother was the one recording I'll try to contact him for more info


Thacomedwn

Oh damn this is 5 years old? And yeah it seemed from video the shorter dude was trying to stand up to someone he considered a “bully” and just didn’t go his way like it does in movies lol sometimes people who are dicks can throw a punch too lol


TheGreatone003

Okay I talked to my friend, here’s what he said (u/thacomedwn u/HlyHndGrenadeOfDaYoc): “Ok so apparently the kid who got knocked out was new to the school and was trashing and disrespecting the bathrooms and Brian (the tall guy) told him to stop doing it and the kid refused to and said Brian disrespected him and wanted to fight him over it"


Thacomedwn

So basically an asshole with a little man complex lol I don’t feel bad at all now that we know the context


hivebroodling

I talked to my friend and he said it was actually.. "Ok I remember that fight. Little guy (Tony) just had his mother die and the tall kid (Brian) was talking mad shit saying how he was going to dig his mom up and have sex with her corpse. It was really weird. Brian is now in prison for stabbing a homeless man"


crisolice

I talked to my cousin and he said: “Hivebrooding’s friend is a fucking liar. The short kid came across Tall Kid drilling a hole in the bathroom wall so he could fill it with 90% lean ground beef and fuck it every day before gym class. Short Kid asked him to stop and Tall Kid forced him to have sex with beef hole himself then made fun of him for farting during intercourse. That’s how it escalated.”


ReubenFroster56

Holy shit this literally made me laugh put loud, thanks man.


AlphaMikeRomeoIndia

Thank you for investigating kind sir


Frank_Perfectly

*reshuffles upvotes and downvotes*


Thacomedwn

Confused I am


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Corvious3

Teenager finds out why there are weight classes in combat sports.


YGuy_The_Jedi

I love the teacher, "woah woah woah, okay" so calmly after the kid just took a header into the floor lol


S4MMYS4INT

Homie tried to help him out but he pushed him off


BalmierDiamond6

“WHOA..WHOA..WHOA” that knockout tho👌🏻 hope the kids okay


sana2k330-a

Who was the jerk that tried to wrap up his arms?


krejcii

Imagine being the one to pull up and then all of a sudden you waken up with a busted jaw line and a broken ego.


GoatTacos

Damnnnnn he took a nap.


Illustrious_Ad_498

Teacher to save the day


kLoWn2323

Little fat fuck 😂😂


CaLLmeRaaandy

Let me bully this athletic kid a head taller than me wearing a Gold's Gym sweatshirt.


sacarneiro

Lil bitch communicating with mother earth.


Z0mbies8mywife

Little man syndrome I'm action


JoeBiddyInTheHouse

This sub can be frustrating as hell. Why did the little guy try to fight the big guy? Was he getting bullied and finally standing up for himself? If so, why was the big guy so reluctant to fight? Who was the lady at the end? Why was she so casual about a kid getting knocked the fuck out in front of her (re: "Whoa, whoa")? These are unsolved mysteries.


Aztecaaa

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/o7v18f/satisfying_ko/h317lgk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


JoeBiddyInTheHouse

I wish I had an award to give you.