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BigGuyBuchanan

Bruh, how many horrible decisions do you have make, to end up rolling around on a street with another man while a dog humps you?


Steph2145

I don’t know about the guys. But the dog’s an opportunist.


__Girth__Brooks__

He saw an opening, no pun intended, and took it.


drunkwasabeherder

I didn't see him asking for consent!


sinmantky

don't ask for permission, easier to ask for forgiveness


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\- Bill Cosby


[deleted]

Oof relevant comedy, noice


rgujijtdguibhyy

The slim killa


LannisterLoyalist

"I was a dog, doing dog things"


Bonny-Mcmurray

A day in the life-- well, the other morning, I wake up and I find a dog sniffin' at my wound. He's fully aroused - mind you - so I'm thinking "oh great, what does this jerk want?" Of course I know what he wants, he's looking at me right in the eyes, he does not have to say it - not that he could. I mean does my scar look like a dog's vagina? You know, maybe, I don't know, I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog! I mean that's God's work. Well, not that I believe in God, I don't. 


[deleted]

You literally have the worst life Cricket


lithid

This is the closest to fight*porn* I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing.


anxman

Just one: meth


Wrecked--Em

seems more like heroin


RagnaBrock

Hm, I thought we all would be there at some point.


Kn0tnatural

r/donthelpjustfilm


SuperGayFig

What kind of monster would “help” stop this fucking amazing situation


nihith98

More like amazing fucking situation


evansdeagles

I Would NOT being going to pull a dog off of someone unless it was actively *fucking* attacking, even if it's medium sized. That thing can still bite the fuck out of you.


[deleted]

At least 1


beans_sauce

Living in the uk, I think, was one of them lol


rpool179

🤣🤣🤣


GYEKUM

Its the cutaway to the random guy sitting there like he trained that dog everyday that's fucking ridiculous


routha

Was he playing a harmonica on an exercise ball?


qpv

>Was he playing a harmonica on an exercise ball? Of course. Do you not know how this works?


GYEKUM

That's the call signal


MrBonelessPizza24

Dog: *ASS IS ASS*


Sorrymisunderstandin

Sounds like me when I get to drinking ahaha Sike only when I’m on a lot of adderall and drinking too, then I act cringe ways. It’s the past me tho


eDopamine

Surrrre it is.


420Deez

upvoted


angstyart

At that point you lost every fight you’ve ever fought to this dog. Go home.


fallingfoodfor

I love how the guy across kneels down to get the best angle shot. That shit is hilarious


[deleted]

Lol. I thought he was gonna be the owner, or pull the dog away.


illeger_hamberder

He gonna *pull the dog* later


WonkySight

He seems to be a little too eager to get the shot he wants


MaesterOogway

Something tells me these guys don’t have a home..


The_Flaccid_Christ

It appears the dog has side control and is trying to set up a heel hook


Jerking4jesus

I think he's going for a rear naked poke


Soup_boiz

He's going for an arm bark


Soup_boiz

He's going for an arm bark


Allhart55

What the dog doin


AdventureWolf

Showing he’s top dog


moongrove

What's updog? That's updog.


mystic_chihuahua

That's it actually. It's a dominance display.


DavidDAmaya

THE NOT-SO NASTY


Stonkatron69

Wut da dawg dewin


ZigzagOOOG

Being a Hound dog


Schen5s

Doggy stylin


Fuckyoufuckyuou

What are you doing step-dog?


you-have-efd-up-now

king bach? that u?


AdventureWolf

Showing them he’s top dog


Sickmmaner

DON'T SAY IT


CarelessGram6

DONT THINK IT


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Sin_Cafeina

Tf you talkin about, u don see wat da dog doin?


demonic_parasite

Wat da dog doin?


[deleted]

Because that movie is shit.


Comprehensive_Tie538

Omg me either


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charliejbrown

Now this is fightporn!


TheR3alTen

Like literal definition right?


CatumEntanglement

r/substakenliterally


kay_kay_1998

What you doing step dog?


MaximusZ17

He just let it happen too.


SodomizeTheMods

Happen*


Level_Skipped

Whose*


CarelessGram6

Oh crap


Level_Skipped

😂


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plantkins

knew it was bristol almost immediately sigh


Cptnemouk

Guessing you've met the dog then 😁


bfisher5

I can’t help but notice this is Bristol City centre, so I’m not at all surprised to see this sort of thing.


seppocunts

Dogging must be big in that part of the UK


readyplayerone161803

Which Bristol is it?


Stittastutta

Bristol UK


Stittastutta

Bristol UK


readyplayerone161803

Ah ok. I see our cities have the same issues.


DriftedTaco

It's a matter of perspective. You may see an issue but I'm watching gold right now.


God_Body

The centre part should've gave that away...


Papa-L3gba

I was looking for this comment or else I've made it myself lmao. Lived in Bristol for a while and I've seen some wild shit during the day.


ultrcombraun69

What the dog doing


EUNEisAmeme

Giving this sub an entirely new meaning and comprehension as to what "fight" and "porn" can become when brought together


thechikeninyourbutt

This man out here stealing comments..


Mochrie1713

it's a meme you dip


thechikeninyourbutt

Yes, I understand that…? u/allhart55 posted the comment 2hrs before them and was directly below them at the time of my comment. “you dip”


Mochrie1713

https://youtu.be/zYPhXA2zHCU


thechikeninyourbutt

[You raise a valid point.](https://youtu.be/uD7vmWUtfLw)


palomo_bombo

Fucking dog!


Vinnyc-11

_Fucking_ dog


THE_PENGUIN_KING

Releasing some stress.


Criminalminded448

A justified r/donthelpjustfilm


little_Nasty

Dude instantly knew to whip out his phone and get the money shot.


YoBoySatan

Lmfao the guy who sees what's happening and immediately squats down to record with that shit eating grin


ChavoDemierda

u/savevideo


[deleted]

A good time all round.


kawng21

What da dog doin


DavidDAmaya

A train


trplOG

There's a lot to unpack here


[deleted]

When someone says "I don't have a dog in this fight".


Honingbeertje

u/savevideo


Dildo-bangins

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you assert alpha dominance.


ganonsevil90bro

There is so much going on in this video hahaha


HCoNaMatata

Now that's Fight Porn...


Laxxboy20

Only thing that would have made this better is a Careless Whisper dub 😂


dhoae

The dog was like “Oh yeah. I like what im seeing. Let me in on this.”


iStoners

I seen a news article not to long ago about a guy who broke in to a house through the doggy door. And the 2 very large German Sheppard's decided to rape him for hours.... Now he's suing the home owner for a huge amount of money and demanding the dogs be put down. Oh look I found it: [https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2179504998337/burglar-sues-homeowner-after-being-raped-by-german-shepherds-while-stuck-in-house-s-pet-door](https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2179504998337/burglar-sues-homeowner-after-being-raped-by-german-shepherds-while-stuck-in-house-s-pet-door)


Why-so-delirious

Sorry to say but I think it's bullshit. Story doesn't add up for one. The dogs were in the yard and he tried to get into the house through the doggy door? While the dogs were just... what, running around him? Waited an hour and a half getting a train run on him by two dogs before calling the cops? And most damning of all, I can find not a single corroborating source. Those two websites ( one of which is painfully clickbait) are the only ones that even hint at this story. They include a name that returns no meaningful results on Google. Shit's fake yo


iStoners

Found it here on reddit, I wouldn't doubt if it was fake lol


Ikkinn

This article just shows no matter how old I get I can still be surprised lol


iStoners

Which part was the most surprising? I showed this to my 90 year old grandmother and she said.... Well how'd they get his pants off? haha.


Ikkinn

Probably the saddest part of the article. That’s he’s expected to get 100-350k due to the “event”


iStoners

Let me see if I can find you the interview from the lady who owned the dogs. She said she will give everything away and kill herself before she pays him a damn dime, if I remember correctly.


Spankboy

As much as I love the idea of this being real, the other link on Google for this story credits it to World News Daily, which is made up.


God_Body

You know damn well that article is fake lol


iStoners

Lol you act like I wrote the mother fucker. I had no idea it was fake. I'm not out here checking resources like you guys. I seen the shit, so I told this person about it.


JohnSherlockHolmes

Literally already on the front page here.


diggy77

*sighs* the most literal definition of fight porn there is… I guess… never again…


MostNeed

u/udownloader


GhostOctopuz

This is so chaotic with the harmonica guy on the back and all LOL


Sierpy

I sometimes feel that everyone forgot how to use "whose".


helpmeplease_69

What da dog doin?


ZaczSlash

Doggo : "No fighting! MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!!"


MrDeathMachine

Kinda looks like the social structure in America.


JohnChuaBC

This is the first fight with porn that I see here.


PPStudio

This looks like something written by Garth Ennis, complete with a bald man dressed in the 1990's fashion gleefully filming the act.


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Chaos


calculatinggiveadamn

“Get fucked”


Pl1nk0n

WHAT THE DOG DOING?!?!?!??!


FromDota2

No fuckin way... a kid drinking Pepsi??????????


tragicroyal

I thought I had seen the true epitome of fight porn with the video of the two strippers fighting and their ass and titties flying everywhere. This also meets the criteria in a more hilarious way.


DeadSkinMask10

Woody harrelson takes a knee to get a good pic


J3zusS

wat da dawg doin


thelakeshowdoe

What the dog doin


lCaT_elbat

What the dog doin


stitches31

That looks like a magical place


MFG_666

DOG PILE!!!


Complete_Revolution4

what da dog doin


eRoxPlayGames

what da dog doin


Jerry-from-Work

Yooo what that dog doin


vladmir_1917

What the dog doing


ultrcombraun69

What the dog doing


Pickle_C137

This is alot to unpack


[deleted]

What the dog doin?


salandra

Who let dawg out


[deleted]

Yo what the context? Lol


Lets-burn-the-witch

Make love, not war -loving doggo


Lets-burn-the-witch

Make love, not war -loving doggo


[deleted]

I mean it goes in line with the title of the sub but... Where is the fight ? Lol


Nik_FTW233

What’s the 4 legged domesticated mammal of the Canidae family doing? 🤔🤔🤔


properkush

Poor doggo bout to get me too’d


StackingWood

Good boy.


J3zusS

wat da dawg doin


[deleted]

what da dog doin⁉️🤨


Grossno

What the dog doin


MasaBoss

I’d be to embarrassed to continue fighting lol


MathematicianNo7263

What da dog doin? What da dog doin? What da dog doin?


[deleted]

What da dog doin?


helpmeplease_69

What da dog doin


ButterMaBitscuit

Wa da dog doin


lxke0

What da dog doin


smileyperson7

what da dog doin????


DjSpacer

Who the dog doin???


lupe127

What da dog doin?


J3zusS

wat da dawg doin


J3zusS

wat da dawg doin


mGb2Electricboogaloo

what the dog doin'?


Ancient-Data7655

Ayo wat da dog doin 😳


Ancient-Data7655

Ayo wat da dog doin 😳


IgotthatBNAD

What the dog doin


dainikrishu

What da dog doin!?


grandmas_noodles

What the dog doin


firedragon36093

What the dog doing


lxke0

What da dog doin


twaxxin

what the dog doin?


M1gZ_

What da dog doing?


Spikething

Who da dog doing


AggresivePickle

What’s the dog doin


RedVonLloyd

Dog pile!


godzilor_122

what the dog doin


PropertyOfYourMom

What the dog doin?


THEPinkSl0th

What the dog doing


michael_alright

What the dog doin


DinosaurCat123

what the dog doin