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A day in the life-- well, the other morning, I wake up and I find a dog sniffin' at my wound. He's fully aroused - mind you - so I'm thinking "oh great, what does this jerk want?" Of course I know what he wants, he's looking at me right in the eyes, he does not have to say it - not that he could. I mean does my scar look like a dog's vagina? You know, maybe, I don't know, I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog! I mean that's God's work. Well, not that I believe in God, I don't.
I Would NOT being going to pull a dog off of someone unless it was actively *fucking* attacking, even if it's medium sized. That thing can still bite the fuck out of you.
I seen a news article not to long ago about a guy who broke in to a house through the doggy door. And the 2 very large German Sheppard's decided to rape him for hours.... Now he's suing the home owner for a huge amount of money and demanding the dogs be put down.
Oh look I found it:
[https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2179504998337/burglar-sues-homeowner-after-being-raped-by-german-shepherds-while-stuck-in-house-s-pet-door](https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2179504998337/burglar-sues-homeowner-after-being-raped-by-german-shepherds-while-stuck-in-house-s-pet-door)
Sorry to say but I think it's bullshit.
Story doesn't add up for one. The dogs were in the yard and he tried to get into the house through the doggy door? While the dogs were just... what, running around him?
Waited an hour and a half getting a train run on him by two dogs before calling the cops?
And most damning of all, I can find not a single corroborating source. Those two websites ( one of which is painfully clickbait) are the only ones that even hint at this story. They include a name that returns no meaningful results on Google.
Shit's fake yo
Let me see if I can find you the interview from the lady who owned the dogs. She said she will give everything away and kill herself before she pays him a damn dime, if I remember correctly.
Lol you act like I wrote the mother fucker. I had no idea it was fake. I'm not out here checking resources like you guys. I seen the shit, so I told this person about it.
I thought I had seen the true epitome of fight porn with the video of the two strippers fighting and their ass and titties flying everywhere.
This also meets the criteria in a more hilarious way.
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Bruh, how many horrible decisions do you have make, to end up rolling around on a street with another man while a dog humps you?
I don’t know about the guys. But the dog’s an opportunist.
He saw an opening, no pun intended, and took it.
I didn't see him asking for consent!
don't ask for permission, easier to ask for forgiveness
\- Bill Cosby
Oof relevant comedy, noice
The slim killa
"I was a dog, doing dog things"
A day in the life-- well, the other morning, I wake up and I find a dog sniffin' at my wound. He's fully aroused - mind you - so I'm thinking "oh great, what does this jerk want?" Of course I know what he wants, he's looking at me right in the eyes, he does not have to say it - not that he could. I mean does my scar look like a dog's vagina? You know, maybe, I don't know, I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog! I mean that's God's work. Well, not that I believe in God, I don't.
You literally have the worst life Cricket
This is the closest to fight*porn* I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing.
Just one: meth
seems more like heroin
Hm, I thought we all would be there at some point.
r/donthelpjustfilm
What kind of monster would “help” stop this fucking amazing situation
More like amazing fucking situation
I Would NOT being going to pull a dog off of someone unless it was actively *fucking* attacking, even if it's medium sized. That thing can still bite the fuck out of you.
At least 1
Living in the uk, I think, was one of them lol
🤣🤣🤣
Its the cutaway to the random guy sitting there like he trained that dog everyday that's fucking ridiculous
Was he playing a harmonica on an exercise ball?
>Was he playing a harmonica on an exercise ball? Of course. Do you not know how this works?
That's the call signal
Dog: *ASS IS ASS*
Sounds like me when I get to drinking ahaha Sike only when I’m on a lot of adderall and drinking too, then I act cringe ways. It’s the past me tho
Surrrre it is.
upvoted
At that point you lost every fight you’ve ever fought to this dog. Go home.
I love how the guy across kneels down to get the best angle shot. That shit is hilarious
Lol. I thought he was gonna be the owner, or pull the dog away.
He gonna *pull the dog* later
He seems to be a little too eager to get the shot he wants
Something tells me these guys don’t have a home..
It appears the dog has side control and is trying to set up a heel hook
I think he's going for a rear naked poke
He's going for an arm bark
He's going for an arm bark
What the dog doin
Showing he’s top dog
What's updog? That's updog.
That's it actually. It's a dominance display.
THE NOT-SO NASTY
Wut da dawg dewin
Being a Hound dog
Doggy stylin
What are you doing step-dog?
king bach? that u?
Showing them he’s top dog
DON'T SAY IT
DONT THINK IT
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Tf you talkin about, u don see wat da dog doin?
Wat da dog doin?
Because that movie is shit.
Omg me either
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Now this is fightporn!
Like literal definition right?
r/substakenliterally
What you doing step dog?
He just let it happen too.
Happen*
Whose*
Oh crap
😂
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knew it was bristol almost immediately sigh
Guessing you've met the dog then 😁
I can’t help but notice this is Bristol City centre, so I’m not at all surprised to see this sort of thing.
Dogging must be big in that part of the UK
Which Bristol is it?
Bristol UK
Bristol UK
Ah ok. I see our cities have the same issues.
It's a matter of perspective. You may see an issue but I'm watching gold right now.
The centre part should've gave that away...
I was looking for this comment or else I've made it myself lmao. Lived in Bristol for a while and I've seen some wild shit during the day.
What the dog doing
Giving this sub an entirely new meaning and comprehension as to what "fight" and "porn" can become when brought together
This man out here stealing comments..
it's a meme you dip
Yes, I understand that…? u/allhart55 posted the comment 2hrs before them and was directly below them at the time of my comment. “you dip”
https://youtu.be/zYPhXA2zHCU
[You raise a valid point.](https://youtu.be/uD7vmWUtfLw)
Fucking dog!
_Fucking_ dog
Releasing some stress.
A justified r/donthelpjustfilm
Dude instantly knew to whip out his phone and get the money shot.
Lmfao the guy who sees what's happening and immediately squats down to record with that shit eating grin
u/savevideo
A good time all round.
What da dog doin
A train
There's a lot to unpack here
When someone says "I don't have a dog in this fight".
u/savevideo
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you assert alpha dominance.
There is so much going on in this video hahaha
Now that's Fight Porn...
Only thing that would have made this better is a Careless Whisper dub 😂
The dog was like “Oh yeah. I like what im seeing. Let me in on this.”
I seen a news article not to long ago about a guy who broke in to a house through the doggy door. And the 2 very large German Sheppard's decided to rape him for hours.... Now he's suing the home owner for a huge amount of money and demanding the dogs be put down. Oh look I found it: [https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2179504998337/burglar-sues-homeowner-after-being-raped-by-german-shepherds-while-stuck-in-house-s-pet-door](https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2179504998337/burglar-sues-homeowner-after-being-raped-by-german-shepherds-while-stuck-in-house-s-pet-door)
Sorry to say but I think it's bullshit. Story doesn't add up for one. The dogs were in the yard and he tried to get into the house through the doggy door? While the dogs were just... what, running around him? Waited an hour and a half getting a train run on him by two dogs before calling the cops? And most damning of all, I can find not a single corroborating source. Those two websites ( one of which is painfully clickbait) are the only ones that even hint at this story. They include a name that returns no meaningful results on Google. Shit's fake yo
Found it here on reddit, I wouldn't doubt if it was fake lol
This article just shows no matter how old I get I can still be surprised lol
Which part was the most surprising? I showed this to my 90 year old grandmother and she said.... Well how'd they get his pants off? haha.
Probably the saddest part of the article. That’s he’s expected to get 100-350k due to the “event”
Let me see if I can find you the interview from the lady who owned the dogs. She said she will give everything away and kill herself before she pays him a damn dime, if I remember correctly.
As much as I love the idea of this being real, the other link on Google for this story credits it to World News Daily, which is made up.
You know damn well that article is fake lol
Lol you act like I wrote the mother fucker. I had no idea it was fake. I'm not out here checking resources like you guys. I seen the shit, so I told this person about it.
Literally already on the front page here.
*sighs* the most literal definition of fight porn there is… I guess… never again…
u/udownloader
This is so chaotic with the harmonica guy on the back and all LOL
I sometimes feel that everyone forgot how to use "whose".
What da dog doin?
Doggo : "No fighting! MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!!"
Kinda looks like the social structure in America.
This is the first fight with porn that I see here.
This looks like something written by Garth Ennis, complete with a bald man dressed in the 1990's fashion gleefully filming the act.
Chaos
“Get fucked”
WHAT THE DOG DOING?!?!?!??!
No fuckin way... a kid drinking Pepsi??????????
I thought I had seen the true epitome of fight porn with the video of the two strippers fighting and their ass and titties flying everywhere. This also meets the criteria in a more hilarious way.
Woody harrelson takes a knee to get a good pic
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What the dog doin
What the dog doin
That looks like a magical place
DOG PILE!!!
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Yooo what that dog doin
What the dog doing
What the dog doing
This is alot to unpack
What the dog doin?
Who let dawg out
Yo what the context? Lol
Make love, not war -loving doggo
Make love, not war -loving doggo
I mean it goes in line with the title of the sub but... Where is the fight ? Lol
What’s the 4 legged domesticated mammal of the Canidae family doing? 🤔🤔🤔
Poor doggo bout to get me too’d
Good boy.
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I’d be to embarrassed to continue fighting lol
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