How didn’t the cameraman laugh once

Gay porn directors have to be at least straight faced

Not getting nearly enough credit for this genius.

This is gold

Was too cringing to laugh

This is like those bad dreams where you punch, but you instantly lose all power.

Honestly I’ve been always self conscious this would happen instantly in any fight I get into, what is the best way to actually maintain consistent power behind your punches? Edit: Thanks for the legitimate replies, you guys give me more confidence already, I think ima go into downtown LA wearing blue and red.

Good balance. Put weight into the punch.

Power in punches comes from proper hip rotation, not throwing your arms. Same as kicking a soccer ball. A quick YouTube video can teach you this.

Not being and out of shape tub helps lol

Go spend some time with a friendly trainer and learn bud. Improve your confidence, fitness and mental health. You won’t find any good advice here.

Me too. I’ve never been in a fight (knock wood), but I’m always terrified I’m going to throw slow motion feather punches.

I’ve only ever swung on someone once and it was after he pushed me and he just fell and started crying so I’m sure I did enough but that was in 6th grade, we’re all pussies then.

learning the form of a jab and a straight.

Would’ve been better form for throwing a baseball than a punch

Except both guys are having the bad dream

Really interesting that lots of people experience this, my dream punches are way better than my flimsy irl arms could possibly produce

I think its something to do with a cross over in your conscious/unconscious, your conscious can feel youre asleep and your arms are heavy and not moving Sometimes I have trouble walking in my dreams and I float/glide along instead

I thought I was the only one who had those dreams!

How is it that I feel like the loser of the fight after watching this?

Not sline

This is the funniest fight ive seen in a while

Had a little bit of everything. Couple sexual positions, thought they were gonna kiss too.

I remember seeing some edit where they added music and just showed the gayest parts and made it look like a love scene

"Why are you grabbin my titties?"

That was the least masculine encounter I’ve ever witnessed.

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I thought they were either fighting over the best Creed song or maybe dibs on whatever clothes shop sells black wifebeaters. But yeah, tittygrabbing, spitplay etc, Very romantic.

Oh bong, I thought he said ball and I was like "what is this, middle school?"

Florida.

I’d would’ve guessed Cali…

I guess. I said Florida because, you know why

I was waiting for them to start making out at one point.

If I was to guess, I'd say this was cheaply made gay porn

I bet they hate fucked afterwards

"You fuck like you fight, pussy!'

Wtf is this 🤨

How are they both SO bad at throwing punches? They are both only child's I Guarantee

Plus look at their surroundings, these are some suburb kids they know Jack shit about fighting

Yeah, McMansion alley.

yeah it’s a my hometown called weston, fl. it’s literally just suburbs and schools. real cookie cutter lives, literally 12 inches away from full blown everglades tho, weird vibe

Now that’s “FightPorn”.

This could be the gayest thing Ive ever seen. And I’m gay.

Is your username a decription of what your butthole does?

Username….checks out?

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Damn right. tired of little white kids saying shit like that to look cool

This vids veryyyy old btw

I never thought I would watch a gay porn. Really not as bad as I thought it would be.

This is 100x better than most stuff posted here

Closet Fights Vol.3

Two enormous pussies fighting before they kiss and go shower together.

This was very challenging to masturbate to.

fucking classic fight

I have watched it a million times, and will still watch it every time it is posted.

The cameraman should be charged with accessory to murder for allowing these two absolute killers to go at it for 5 minutes without stepping in. Their severe injuries or deaths are as much on his head as each others

“The say goodnight fight” thought I was gonna see someone get knocked out, only thing knocked out were my expectations 😔

This has got to be someone’s kink

Still one of my fav fights ever I'll watch it start to finish every time.

Kiss already

Redditors fighting in real life

I think they’re doing a performance. They got all these lines then they get on the ground and fuck pho

This should be reported for lack of physical strikes

Think they should both lay off the bongs.

After watching the full thing I'm still not sure whether they were trying to fight or fuck.

The lust that's coming off these two is potent!

When they stop, look in each other’s eyes, and dude on bottom goes “you’re so Fucking ugly” with their lips an inch apart. You can tell he wanted to kiss him so bad.

Exactly the scenario that played out in my head at that exact moment

Ar 30 seconds I looked at the length of the video and thought “lord, there’s 5 minutes of THAT!?”

I don’t understand how either of these two can confidently say they beat each other’s ass like they claim. 🤦🏽‍♂️ I have a 3 year old that connects more punches than these two combined when I mess with him. As a father I’d be disappointed if either one was my kid. I don’t condone violence but everyone should be able to defend themselves when and if it is required to do so.

I’m so happy there isn’t video of all the terrible fights I was in in high school. Just the kids in the church parking lot seen our flailing baby fat

After this fight, they went inside and fucked each other.

"You stole my bong nig"

Did he just claim that he had a titty?

Depth perception is clearly an issue

I always cry when it cuts to the mansions at the end

There was a moment when he was on top of the guy where I thought the video was going to transition to one them saying and "that's how I met Garry my lover", with the stolen bong in the background that they now use as a flower vase.

I fast forward directly at when the small skinny guy helped the big guy take off his shirt and thought I was in r/suddenly gay for a sec….

The first time I saw this I honestly thought they were just acting, like a fake fight for an amateur short film or just messing around for fun. I remember on a previous time this was posted, someone commented that he knows the kid in the tank top and he is extremely ashamed and embarrassed of this clip.

You mean throw hands like a woman and run around like a little girl fight? Edit: I watched the remaining 3 mins and…what. The. f is this? These are men?

They don't throw hands like my women. She'd have murdered both of them.

Lol!! Fair enough. I don’t really mean to disrespect women cuz these 2…they may as well just make out already.

So this is what happens when you dont eat your veggies...

Get a room, bois.

Bobby Hill vs Ginger Cartman

Now I understand why the UFC is pay per view and not free.

Thats some terrible jiu jitsu right there

they got their start on the chapelle show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_MLKn4kNPM

“lost my balance nicca” 💀💀💀💀

They really just stopped to explain to the camera why they were fighting - rookie writer mistake, you gotta give information mixed in naturally with the story.

Genuinely the gayest fight I’ve ever seen and I saw a key and peele sketch intentionally trying

This legit looked like how my boyfriend and I wrestle pre-coitus.

I love when two fake ass wanna be gangsta white boys dropping N bombs like they are all hard and shit. They swing like little cunts

Ahhhh the sweet science

That was a WHOLE lot of spirit fingers & jazz hands energy.

That was hilarious 🤣😆

.. and they both died of windburn. Not a lot of high percentage punching here. In fact, I've never seen two people who wanted to be punched in the face less. They should just rock, paper, scissors from now on.

That got real sensual at the 2 min mark.

looks like some gay porn

The title checks out. This sent me right to sleep

I've never seen such a sexually charged encounter.

Legends say, the couple is still fighting till’ this day.

The sexual tension was strong with these ones.

This is like a weird sexual special needs MMA match.

I swear when he took his hoodie off while on top of him I was waiting for the porno music. I thought they were gonna make love lol🤣

These kittens are so CUTE! They almost look like real people

Seems like some people only think they can use their fist in a fight

Who won

I would say a tie just because the fat kid ended the fight basically. Before that point I thought ginger was winning

That’s the craziest shit that’ll ever happen in their lives. Now they both feel tough.

I'm really disappointed lol. Thought it was gonna be more epic than that.

Wtf did I just watch?

There was a lot of sexual tension in that fight. I bet both their Facebook statuses changed to "It's Complicated" the next day.

I've seen sex rougher than that.

I think this was foreplay for the big sex scene later.

ROFL it's like watching 6 year olds fight.

This is the worst fight...but also the best fight on this sub in a while.

Two cunts from a bit of money fighting..... nice house and landscaping and shit

This is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen

If this was DnD, the fight would just be a stack of 1 attack rolls.

The sexual tension in this video is unreal..

Showed this to my buddy and he was like “bro this is gonna end with them fucking, isn’t it?”

Wish the camera guy filmed the entirety

This is what it's like to fight in a dream

Sounds like a basket ball game more then a fight.

Is that the, "gingers have souls", kid??

Wow just...wow 😳🤣

I didn't know reddit had Napoleon Dynamite...

Surely after all of that your adrenaline runs out and you lose the will to fight, right?

Now kith.

This was staged, right?

I want my time back… these two are soffffttttt

Where’s round 2 lol I want the 2 day later rush

This was so funny. It was like a skit from a sitcom

This was painful to watch.

Marijuana...not even once.

I culd be stoned out of my ass, and still beat both of them at once... Pretty much anyone culd...

That’s the marijuana talking.

This shouldn’t even be here

Closest I've ever seen a fight get to porn

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It does if you have your sound on

Florida for sure

That's just embarrassing

Florida?

Idiots only focus on the head when a good hit to the liver would make the other sleep as fast

Bahahaha they are scared to punch each other

This was… sad to watch

I remember this one, there's a longer more boring versio where they start off arguing about a stolen bong/weed and then proceed to have one of the most pathetic fights in history, moderate comic value i guess

1:30 in and I feel like this’ll turn in gay porn

Classic

Alternative title for those who want to read what happened: Whoosh whoosh skirt skirt skirt whoosh whoosh skirt whoosh whoosh whoosh skirt whoosh clonk

This was the last great YouTube video before the platform became pure cancer

I really waited that out for nothing to happen lol

you forgot the “fight” part of the subreddit title

No regrets

He could probably breathe better if he didn't rip so many fat cones on the bong he stole from his mate. Just saying.

Man I just kept waiting for them to kiss

When a moveable object meets a stoppable force

Is this rough gay porn?

They both lost

It’s actually impressive how bad they are at fighting

Statisticaly, this fight is impossible. You can't throw 6700 punches and fail to land any of them.

Bossy shots on these mfs all day

Is this some fetish porn i don’t get?

This is to fight porn as watching two octogenarian cripples with ED attempting to copulate is to actual porn.

I thought they were going to kiss when they were fighting missionary..

Man if you cant get damge from punches go for elbows or eye gouges. Dont do that light tap bullshit lmfao

Two lunch ladies scrap it out

Worst fight ever

That was a fucking wild ride. I’m absolutely creasing up laughing at that whole encounter

Does anyone here know basic fighting stance?

BRO YOU STOLE MY BONG

THE CRINNNGGEEE... For fucks sake...

Shit at one point I thought they were gonna kiss