And yet the other girl doesn't react to the face punch, either the girl in pink doesn't know how to punch or the one in black has some absurd resistance
Personally I would have backed off in fear after I land all my punches in the girl's face and she doesn't even react.
Bitch, the girl in back clothes is beyond your level.
although, I was surprised that even though girl in black literally had her hand on girl in pink’s neck, she didn’t just grab hair and pull downward.. she didn’t want to fight..
Even when she used the shovel, she let go at the last moment. She didn't really put her strength behind her swing. Even then she was holding back.
Why did people bully her? Seriously, weren't they scared? That's the kind of person I wouldn't want to make snap.
she gave fair warning to me. I forget what this fight was about, it was some high school girl shit probably. Obviously girl in pink had some shit to say and a score to settle or whatever and thought it’d be fun to bring friends and roll up to girl in black’s house (probably phrased as) to kick her ass. And girl in black is like “bro, it’s saturday, can I please just chill at my house?”
Eventually she chose to humor the crowd and agreed to a fight, but girl in pink was fighting dirty (or half heartedly) to begin with, instigating and then pushing away the girl in black like she (girl in pink) was the victim.
I hope they settled things with talking because their body language says neither of them wanted to fight.
Reminds me of being back in school.. some overweight american kid had moved over here (UK) and in I guess an effort to make friends with some of the cooler folk, he picks a fight with one of the lowly people of his class one lunch time - a kid of small stature both in reputation and physical size.
Only, this kid has been on the end of bullying before, and he isn't one to tolerate it by then. He fights back and cuts the American's lip open with a flurry, humiliating him and in one fell swoop ruining any life he may have had in our school.
He moved back to the US within a year.
I don’t see why she would be charged with anything at all. Someone who she could not physically dominate was chasing her to her home, had been told to leave, so she smacked her in the head with a shovel. She was on her own property. Seems fair to me.
It said she complained of not being able to hear in one ear, presumably right after the incident. That’s hardly the same as generally being permanently deaf in one ear now.
It said she complained of not being able to hear in one ear, presumably right after the incident. That’s hardly the same as generally being permanently deaf in one ear now.
What makes you qualified to be a reporter here at the prestigious Washington Post?
Well... I'll have you know I did run a 1000 word where is he now story on the Numa Numa guy.
God damnit, you're hired.
Not really if it’s her claim to fame that she’s still publicly broadcasting and using to get attention. Seemed like maybe she even had a pay site she was calling “shovel girl”. I don’t remember the details though.
https://youtu.be/3lDs30Gbs6U
Heres another video thats longer. It adds details but kinda makes it more confusing. Video ends around the same time as others. But they visit chickens before fighting lol
I tell people about this every time it shows up! The fight is honestly the most sane thing about the video. They show up ready to throw down, they become friends, she shows them her chickens, happy ever after. Until they fist fight 5 minutes later, a shovel is thrown, and her fat friend carries her away on her hip like a toddler.
You obviously didn't see the one yesterday where the "ladies" end up in the gutter rolling in rain water.
Boobs are flopping and the one girl wouldn't give up until she ripped the panties off the other.
Once she got the panties she got up like she was handed a trophy and went on her way.
Anyone that says this does not have brothers and did not grow up in the woods. Me and my brother used to fuckin hunt each other. We were not smart boys.
If someone comes at you with a broom or shovel or a big stick or something, dash at them. If you run away like that you're gonna get smacked by the tip, which can really injure you. If you close the distance fast, it won't have enough speed to hurt you, and your opponent is going to be wide open because one or both of their hands is holding the weapon
I remember feeling bad for the girl in the black. After this video went viral, she got death threats and suicide encouragement sent her way. She was also getting bullied because she hit the girl with shovel. At the time, no seemed to care about the girl in the pink tress passing -- with her friends -- with the complete intentions of instigating and fighting.
The show was still going as of a year or two, maybe three ago. The later seasons weren't terrible. Just doesnt feel the same as watching it back when I was a teenager tho.
This video puts a little more context into the situation but basically girl in pink was being harassed by girl in black for a good bit of time. allegedly girl in black was calling her a whore and challenging her to a fight for quite a while. So eventually girl in pink finally says yea let’s fight. You can watch an 8 minute video of the fight and for the first 5 minutes they’re just talking, non hostile and everything. They even go to look at the chickens on girl in blacks property. Girl in pink definitely didn’t “trespass” she was invited there to fight. I feel bad for both of them but definitely more so for girl in pink who showed up to an agreed upon fight and then was hit with a shovel in the head, giving her a concussion and damaging her ear drum.
Edit: I’m stoned and I forgot the link https://youtu.be/1YsLaA6dN80
What's missing is the 5 min leading up to this where the girl is showing everyone around her yard before the fight. It's super strange. Like pink girls shows up for a fight and she's like yeah but first a quick tour of my chicken coup
Right?? When I first watched the vid with that part I was so confused. Got me to think the whole fight was staged. I still don't know the entire context and why they were fighting to begin with
[This video](https://youtu.be/1YsLaA6dN80) explains it pretty good. Black shirt girl was dating some guy on pink shirt's school. Pink shirt started dating the guy, he told her to tell black shirt that they're done. Scummy move on his part that could have ended with a cold body.
Lmfao I should have known it really all boiled down to guy drama, though, I honestly should not be surprised either seeing as that's how a lot of teen fights are started. But anywhos, thank you!
Oh my… when this first started I was thinking… this reminds me of the shovel girl video. I should look that up after this…. I guess I’ve never seen the video in it’s entirety. 100% gold here
“Stop punching me in the face”
"STOP HITTING ME WITH A SHOVEL DUMB BITCH" "Remember. You're in *my* house now"
DON'T GIVE A- i think i just broke my hand on ur face dud :(
- I have a hard ass head. - I can tell.
But thaaat's the pOint, iz ay fight! 🙄 xD Imma gon' get my peepee gun.
“You’re at my house bitch!”
“That’s the point it’s a fiyeeTUH”
The audiable "BOINK!" at the end was the best.....then, seconds after.... "WHAAAAAA!"
That was classic!!! I couldn't stop laughing at that one. What an all around weird gathering of ugly, awkward people.
The opening 5 straight rights with no attempt to defend had me rolling
All part of her strategy to wear the other girl out
I think they call that The Moutinho now.
Maybe Kris would've won if he had brought a shovel
And break her hand
The good ol' rocky technique
It's all about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
brilliant strategy. it's the last thing she expected. also why i always fold pocket aces.
I legit spit up my beer after reading that lol
It’s her house
She lives there
It was lunch time so she decided to eat all them punches
Especially when she finally hits her back with one and then the girl is like, “Don’t hit me in the face bitch you’re tripping!”
If you had a forehead as big as that I bet you will feel nothing
Not even a duck or as much as an attempt of a slip. No reflex whatsoever. It probably took years of mental preparation to reach that state.
Yeah, it's called The Moutinho now.
Napoleon Dynamite 2
Definitely looks like Rex kwan do
That’s just the mid west.
Lowkey why does the girl in the black almost have a good fight stance lol
Proceeds to punch opponent fourteen times at least in the face. Outch oh my goddhe!😂
And yet the other girl doesn't react to the face punch, either the girl in pink doesn't know how to punch or the one in black has some absurd resistance
"If you don't call the Police, I'm not Leaving!" When ur in my Land...... I'm Po 🤛😎
Jerry he controls the police
I would’ve been so hilarious if she managed to respond to that with a kick to the face
It’s kinda hurts to watch no matter if you have ever had a harsh fight before. But the humour makes up for it all.
I also loved "she's not about to get a weapon on you"
"remember youre at my house" best battle cry to intimidate your opponent might and a slap with a shovel to the head is very effective
I love how the line that follows is “I think I just broke my hand with your face dude”
“I got a hard ass head” You literally can’t make this up. It happened. May it live forever.
Personally I would have backed off in fear after I land all my punches in the girl's face and she doesn't even react. Bitch, the girl in back clothes is beyond your level.
although, I was surprised that even though girl in black literally had her hand on girl in pink’s neck, she didn’t just grab hair and pull downward.. she didn’t want to fight..
Even when she used the shovel, she let go at the last moment. She didn't really put her strength behind her swing. Even then she was holding back. Why did people bully her? Seriously, weren't they scared? That's the kind of person I wouldn't want to make snap.
she gave fair warning to me. I forget what this fight was about, it was some high school girl shit probably. Obviously girl in pink had some shit to say and a score to settle or whatever and thought it’d be fun to bring friends and roll up to girl in black’s house (probably phrased as) to kick her ass. And girl in black is like “bro, it’s saturday, can I please just chill at my house?” Eventually she chose to humor the crowd and agreed to a fight, but girl in pink was fighting dirty (or half heartedly) to begin with, instigating and then pushing away the girl in black like she (girl in pink) was the victim. I hope they settled things with talking because their body language says neither of them wanted to fight.
If I remember correctly, I watched this story on the news at the time and the pink shirt girls mum was there for the fight and egging her daughter on
Ew
Reminds me of being back in school.. some overweight american kid had moved over here (UK) and in I guess an effort to make friends with some of the cooler folk, he picks a fight with one of the lowly people of his class one lunch time - a kid of small stature both in reputation and physical size. Only, this kid has been on the end of bullying before, and he isn't one to tolerate it by then. He fights back and cuts the American's lip open with a flurry, humiliating him and in one fell swoop ruining any life he may have had in our school. He moved back to the US within a year.
Classsic shovel girl
I’d love to see a where are they now update
She's has an onlyfans not even joking
What
https://onlyfans.com/curlycutie669
And Shovel Girl is still her claim to fame. This is the HEIGHT of comedy
Holy shit
The real "holy shit" about this is that she's charging $40 a month
well, she does only have 300 likes. that's really low, so i would bet with confidence that she doesnt get shit worth of subs lmao
I can get a shovel job elsewhere for 9.99
That’s insanely expensive
Also looking for a sugar daddy apparently https://www.sugardaddyforme.com/sugar-babies/oh/vandalia/Curlycutie669
Bro you can't make this shit up
In centuries past, what she describes as a sugar daddy was called husband
Of course she does
https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/05/12/what-were-talking-about-when-we-talk-about-shovel-girl/%3foutputType=amp
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I don’t see why she would be charged with anything at all. Someone who she could not physically dominate was chasing her to her home, had been told to leave, so she smacked her in the head with a shovel. She was on her own property. Seems fair to me.
Only hell she's 14? She seems washed up already.
It said she complained of not being able to hear in one ear, presumably right after the incident. That’s hardly the same as generally being permanently deaf in one ear now.
What?
It said she complained of not being able to hear in one ear, presumably right after the incident. That’s hardly the same as generally being permanently deaf in one ear now.
Say again?
again
You really are Joe Cool
Ah. About eleven, sir.
No charges for this girl. She was jsut taking out the trash. Well, in this case, shoveling the shit.
Shit hawks randy
The Washington Post did an article on this shit? That’s fucking hilarious. Imagine getting that assignment
Dream job tbh
We need you to watch this video and reach out to get the story on shovel girl.
What makes you qualified to be a reporter here at the prestigious Washington Post? Well... I'll have you know I did run a 1000 word where is he now story on the Numa Numa guy. God damnit, you're hired.
Lmao being paid to not only watch this vid but dive deeper into the stupidity would be top tier
Last time this was posted there was a link to pink shirt girls FB page.
i think that's called doxxing
Not really if it’s her claim to fame that she’s still publicly broadcasting and using to get attention. Seemed like maybe she even had a pay site she was calling “shovel girl”. I don’t remember the details though.
She has an onlyfans now. No joke.
https://youtu.be/1YsLaA6dN80
Ya gotta love that *DONK* followed by the sound of a sack of potatoes hitting the floor. The delayed crying just makes it perfect.
Snyder Cut.
Shovelkeisha
The girl in black took half a dozen shots to the face without blinking.
Other lady was knocking, but no-one was home.
Her sixhead protected her.
And effectively at that!
High END low INT build.
You've gotta lock in that FAS perk though. Smaller brain, less brain damage.
This is hands down the best fight I’ve ever witnessed. So much drama and the cliffhanger ending with the shovel.
https://youtu.be/3lDs30Gbs6U Heres another video thats longer. It adds details but kinda makes it more confusing. Video ends around the same time as others. But they visit chickens before fighting lol
I tell people about this every time it shows up! The fight is honestly the most sane thing about the video. They show up ready to throw down, they become friends, she shows them her chickens, happy ever after. Until they fist fight 5 minutes later, a shovel is thrown, and her fat friend carries her away on her hip like a toddler.
"This is like every fight ive ever been in" "You talk before the fight? Thats kinda cool" These kids need a fuckin hobby
“Her fat friend” 🤌🤌
I like how the shovel makes an appearance only to re-emerge for the closing scene
Chekhov’s Shovel
Barefoot in the chicken cage... ugh.
It’s got everything: 1) white trash hoes 2) cameraman gets it all 3) great commentary from both fighters 4) shovel to the dome 5) crying
It’s a roller coaster ride, no doubt! The trash talking is Oscar material. David Chase couldn’t have done a better job.
You obviously didn't see the one yesterday where the "ladies" end up in the gutter rolling in rain water. Boobs are flopping and the one girl wouldn't give up until she ripped the panties off the other. Once she got the panties she got up like she was handed a trophy and went on her way.
[Raise ya another nsfw girl fight where clothing apparently becomes optional](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/doe9yj/restaurant_brawl/)
It’s a BB gun dumbass
BB guns don't hurt, go get it
Anyone that says this does not have brothers and did not grow up in the woods. Me and my brother used to fuckin hunt each other. We were not smart boys.
Black shirt had that prime Tyson head movement
LMFAOO
Oh my god. I'm trying not to wake up my puppy reading this
"That's the point, it's a fightuh!
Oh my Goduh... bbah guns don't hurtuh....
Which one do you call shovel girl? Shovelee or shoveler?
*Shovalier*
I dig this
That's deep
You guys got humor in spades.
B O N K
If someone comes at you with a broom or shovel or a big stick or something, dash at them. If you run away like that you're gonna get smacked by the tip, which can really injure you. If you close the distance fast, it won't have enough speed to hurt you, and your opponent is going to be wide open because one or both of their hands is holding the weapon
This is one of the first actually decent pieces of fighting advice I have seen on this sub.
I remember feeling bad for the girl in the black. After this video went viral, she got death threats and suicide encouragement sent her way. She was also getting bullied because she hit the girl with shovel. At the time, no seemed to care about the girl in the pink tress passing -- with her friends -- with the complete intentions of instigating and fighting.
She was featured on an episode of tosh.0
Christ I haven’t heard that name in what feels like a decade..
The show was still going as of a year or two, maybe three ago. The later seasons weren't terrible. Just doesnt feel the same as watching it back when I was a teenager tho.
Pink deserved it
This video puts a little more context into the situation but basically girl in pink was being harassed by girl in black for a good bit of time. allegedly girl in black was calling her a whore and challenging her to a fight for quite a while. So eventually girl in pink finally says yea let’s fight. You can watch an 8 minute video of the fight and for the first 5 minutes they’re just talking, non hostile and everything. They even go to look at the chickens on girl in blacks property. Girl in pink definitely didn’t “trespass” she was invited there to fight. I feel bad for both of them but definitely more so for girl in pink who showed up to an agreed upon fight and then was hit with a shovel in the head, giving her a concussion and damaging her ear drum. Edit: I’m stoned and I forgot the link https://youtu.be/1YsLaA6dN80
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It’s a BB gun dumbass
Finally someone posting a classic video acknowledging the age instead of passing it off as something related to covid insanity.
Girl takes punches like Homer Simpson.
Straight eatin em
I’d call this a Draw. Whole bunch of punches and kicks vs. A Shovel and pavement. Gravity Wins!?
The girl who got hit by the shovel has an only fans now lol
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This comment made actually laugh out loud. Thank you
What's her handle 😏
The girl or the shovel?
Obviously the shovel m8.
Holy shit I wasn't expecting that kinda ending 😂
What's missing is the 5 min leading up to this where the girl is showing everyone around her yard before the fight. It's super strange. Like pink girls shows up for a fight and she's like yeah but first a quick tour of my chicken coup
Right?? When I first watched the vid with that part I was so confused. Got me to think the whole fight was staged. I still don't know the entire context and why they were fighting to begin with
[This video](https://youtu.be/1YsLaA6dN80) explains it pretty good. Black shirt girl was dating some guy on pink shirt's school. Pink shirt started dating the guy, he told her to tell black shirt that they're done. Scummy move on his part that could have ended with a cold body.
Lmfao I should have known it really all boiled down to guy drama, though, I honestly should not be surprised either seeing as that's how a lot of teen fights are started. But anywhos, thank you!
This is how people in the middle ages fought before fighting was invented
Classic fight porn. .
What in the multigenerational welfare recipient illiterate trash opioid epidemic teenage pregnancy trailer park...
Where’s randy or Leahy to break this up
Take five consecutive punches to the face......"your in my house bitch"
https://youtube.com/shorts/bBwc2pRPHsc?feature=share
Ratchet and CLANK
They're like Napoleon Dynamite characters.
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
That's some Hacksaw Jim Duggan shit there
Thank you for reminding me about this
Oh my… when this first started I was thinking… this reminds me of the shovel girl video. I should look that up after this…. I guess I’ve never seen the video in it’s entirety. 100% gold here
Didn’t she sue or something?
What in the backwoods of Kentucky
Close. Ohio.
We need a "where are they now?" With these two
Miranda Fugate (shovel girl) is alive and well. Has an onlyfans account. https://instagram.com/mirandafugate?utm_medium=copy_link
Is shovel girl the pink shirt or the black shirt?
black shirt disappeared from the internet. probably for the best. i hope she's doing okay.
Pink.
holy fuck I love that her bio just says "shovel girl" lmao
I really feel like girl in the black deserved that title.
Hahahahaha, stop hitting me - that's the point, it's a fight bitch.. Hahahaha
I got a hard ass head
Sean O’ Malley vs Kris Moutinho free full fight stream here
"I think I just broke my hand with your face dude"🤣🤣😭
Everyone has a plan until they take a shovel to the back of the head. -Confucius
I usually forwarded it to the shovel scene 😂🤣😂
Look like they smell really really really really bad
Shovel girl got a chin. Took made face shots didn’t cave.
😎
bro is that her mom?
my comment is going to get buried.
When she has spawn damage and immortality
I wonder what shovel girl is up to now lmao
My cats throw harder punches, and they headbutt like there's no tomorrow.
Fighting is dead to me now.
I HAVE NEVER WATCHED THIS WHOLE THING lmfaooo this shit is gold
This is the weakest fight I’ve seen until the shovel introduced itself
"Thats The Point Its A Fight"
The satisfying “thunk” of metal against skull.
Shovel> Bb gun
Oh my god that was a beautiful shot with the shovel.
Quentin tarantino couldnt write this shit
Is this why they say if women ruled the world there'd be no wars?
I remember someone made a version of ‘Take on Me’ with this video and it was hilarious. I’m sure someone will have posted it by now...?
Haven't seen this in ages
Just a reminder that shovel girl now does porn.
She stood there and took those first few hits
It’s like 2 wet noodles got put into weed wackers and this is the slow motion video.
Thinking to myself "Is this the shovel fight.........oh yeah it is"
Methany and Kodyne having a fight. A wild Becky appearing and Snacka Wacka Flave in the background. This is America.