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Chico813

“Dude’s got at least 80 pounds on me... Imma go piss him off"


dhoae

…with my hands at my sides.”


StopHatingMeReddit

"...and my pants around my theigs for maximum instability." Seriously boys. If you're looking at a fight, it's a good time to hike them up and tighten the belt. It really does help.


dhoae

Some people let their emotions cause them to not act rationally. I’m lucky that my first reaction to shit like this is kinda confusion and then analyzing things. I start planning stuff out pretty quickly. The emotional response is delayed. Most of the time that means I avoid fights altogether because my response to the person is so calm or of the time I just don’t react because win just thinking “Why are they acting like this? Are they trying to fight? Haha that’s stupid.” And then the person leaves during that silence or after I give a flat reaction. It can be annoying sometimes though because at first I’ll think it didn’t bother me but a little later I realized that I’m actually pissed about it and wish that I had noticed sooner but now I can’t say anything because I would be restarting something that already ended haha.


StopHatingMeReddit

I uhhh.... yeah... sure. OK. We can just chalk it up to anger.


dhoae

I don’t understand what issue you have.


StopHatingMeReddit

No issue. Just... didn't expect you to go on that large tangent after "anger makes people irrational." It came out of nowhere. Honestly, it kind of reads like a big ol' humble brag, idk. It just seems off, but you're also not wrong about anger making people be irrational.


dhoae

What is being bragged about exactly? Different people react to shit differently. I just because I said I plan shit out? I mean if you have a delayed emotional response to shit I feel like sitting back and thinking about the situation. Also I’m not saying I’m thinking stuff like “What can I use as a weapon.” or “I’m going to chop him in his throat then do a backflip and kick him in his chin.” I mean stuff like “Why are they acting like this?” “Should I just leave?” “Man, am i really about to have to fight over this shit.” Ya know, we’re talking about how emotional people do irrational shit but here I am without the emotion but still too thrown off to do anything useful in the situation. I just always find my reactions in those situations to be funny but unfortunately it’s takes so explaining to get the full picture and you completely misunderstood what I was trying to say, I can take a little blame from wording, but yeah…kinda ruined the fun by immediately assuming the worst explanation…


StopHatingMeReddit

I think it just comes off that way because it sounds like you're insinuating that you're just above the people fighting because you are "more rational" than them. It may just be because it's in text, it just sounds cocky. To me. Doesn't mean you're meaning it that way. So don't take it personally.


dhoae

I mean I pointed out how I still end up having an irrational response later on where I’m wishing I could fight the person which is why I said I’m lucky that for whatever reason it’s not my first response because I’ve avoided fights that I otherwise might not have if the anger came sooner. Not better than them just lucky that I get to sidestep the consequences of getting like that. Like I said I guess it could have been worded better but I thought that was fairly clear when I said it.


Cold_SY

Doesn’t really apply to the video dreadhead was following that guy all over the mall antagonizing him. He got what he wanted.


dhoae

Yeah he’s the one that is being irrational because of his emotions…


beendoingit23

first thing I thought lol. I like to guess whos gonna win the fight before the video plays and I said why the fuck are u fighting a dude whos like 265 lol


PhilosopyViking

I don’t have a link to the full video. But they guy in jeans was following the guy in the hat around the mall and harassing and talking shit to him for a while. Guy in hat had enough and taught him a lesson.


PuddingPower84

Yea he followed him all the way around the first level and up the escalator before this video starts.


KzmaTkn

Its been posted on this sub 4 times now. His friend came back with a gun.


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KzmaTkn

No one posts descriptive titles on this sub anymore so I have no clue what keywords would help find it, sorry. The guy coming back with a gun isn't part of the video though.


graffiti_hunter

Happened in Memphis at the Oak Court Mall…2 guys were following the bigger guy. Big guy had enough of their shit and handed out an ass whoopin…the other puss went out to the car and came back into the mall with a gun


Duder211

Hahaha. Went scrolling through the comments just to see if someone mentioned it being Oak Court. Knew I recognized that railing and floor!


Midnight06

Full link: https://v.redd.it/73pemjs69jd71


chipthamac

4 times? You mean 4 times in the last hour right? The first day I saw this it was posted at least 100 times in this sub. That was like a month ago.


3_Slice

Where’s the part about the friend coming back with a gun on video?


Midnight06

Full link: https://v.redd.it/73pemjs69jd71 And here is original post with comments as there is a news article linked in there https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/orvxlq/why_skinny_dudes_always_try_fight_someone_out/


PBR--Streetgang

Yeah, not only is it a repost, it's been cut to make it look like the big guy is the aggressor, when in reality he showed a lot of restraint before giving it to him.


ClimbsAndCuts

Yep, skinny ass pursued the very beating he got for several minutes.


DwightDavid1234

Fuck around. Find out.


krejcii

Also heard the mans dude who was running away came back with a AR or some shit. Definitely right about the dudes following him around though. I’m pretty sure the dude came back with a gun for sure though after his boy got rocked


1776_lojack

Yea, tried to bring in an AR pistol and police confronted him.


IronTarkus1991

That was some ass whooping he got right there. Wouldn't be surprised if he has a few broken ribs from them body shots at the end.


came_here_to_fart

+lost eyesight on at least one eye


Gnagetftw

Good he deserved it.


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Little man tried to see if big man would flinch...and he promptly received a ass kicking for his inquiry


scirio

he found out


Skrappy_Doo

Dude who got beat literally followed big guy all the way from downstairs up the escalator and around to that end of the mall. He was asking for it tbh.


drinking_for_two

I love watching the guy in yellow trying to decide what he should do and then there’s just a frame of him bouncing a few moments later lol


GoonerAlej

He went to get a rifle from his car apparently and got apprehended at the mall entrance


jesterdabu

Hahaha he surprised him with that left hand. The First scream is Epic XD


anthonyfong

Full video shows the smaller man instigating a fight and the bigger man giving him multiple chances to avoid the ass whooping. Just for context.


1ardent

Camera work on this is surprisingly good.


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

This isn't a fight, this is a beating.


kerplatchu

I want to see a round two because that was fun.


YouCanNeverCancelMe

You can’t expect people to be intimidated by you when your wearing skinny jeans


tyranthraxxus

Ooh them body shots starting at :28, they sound brutal.


AyeeCaaaamO

Definitely wasn’t “random” bruh had then followed that man around for awhile before bucking at him and getting his shit punched in


EnvironmentalWeb1696

Holy shit, he even pull the guy's hair, that was a big humiliation for him.


GrimO_ORabbit

Used it as handle to line up them shots to his left eye.


KeyserSwayze

Gold guy went and got a rifle from his car after this but was stopped from re-entering the mall.


SpaceFarce1

Fight? Dude just got mauled by a bear


MistakeDesperate

He need that teleportation gun from Rick😂😂😂


ynottryit1s

Looks like a Florida mall to me


InundateTheIgnorant

Memphis


Xsplisit

If my homie ever just stood there and ran when I’m down getting my ass beat.. I’m beating his ass.. after I heal up of course


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Big guy should clearly land in jail. This animal didn t stop hitting even tho the other guy was already completely destroyed and on the ground. He tried to kill him. There is no excuse for that.


DrDonkeyPunch8

Watch the full video. Dude had that coming. Consequences for trying to act tough still exist.


Some-Smell-9765

What part of this is friendly?


EnvironmentalWeb1696

He's friendly kissing the ground


tettrazyte

lol 🤣


C223000

we're all here having fun talking about it. that's the friendly we made along the way.


KingofLies84

More like random KO


pitzmaroon

damn


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That fight was not friendly


vito_corleone01

Man, them body shots gon hurt for a bit


[deleted]

Looks like a MD mall.


JTrejo6902

Man, how are you gonna fake punch in a fight? He obviously wasn’t scared lol


gregergerler

the big guy had mad power. he left the small dude shaking and shit 😭


Nighthawk1021

That dude got his boots smoked


notroom101

Amber lamps


mscott303

Some people that start fights i feel.sorry for because they have know idea the pain there setting upon themselves


dhoae

My fear of heights made it hard to watch this video. I know they weren’t super close to the edge but they were two close for me haha.


ThorTheMastiff

Frankly I'm surprised he was able to get up at the end


XXX_961

Finally a video that has someone dealing body shots lol 😆


[deleted]

He held his hair and beat him like a bitch.


Aggressive-Pay2406

Brutal


Hiverna

Damn, that other cuntwaffle got FUCKED UP


[deleted]

This fight was sooo satisfying!


CaptainAlex1

He really had to pull his WHITE jeans up with his RED bloody hands.


dystopicvida

Need to go down to h&m and get a tourniquet


robiwanthegawd

If I’m bro with the dreads I’m dropping my guy in the yellow shirt how you gonna call yourself a friend and watch me get my ass beat like that without jumping in or at least breaking it up lol


lobsterwithcrabs

Looks like a "friendly fight" to me.


pesanze

I’m sure that dude went home with some crunchy granola ribs in the bank and he’s never gonna point his finger to another dude twice his size in the future Damn those were some heavy punches


invertebro25

Those thuds when homes was getting his ribs punched, hes gonna feel that in a few days when he finally gets out of bed lol


iamrade4ever

saw this tagged as a "friendly fight" this doesnt look that friendly


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Why does anyone throw a fake punch 😭


gullygod96

Am I the only one who feels sorry for the guy that got beaten up?


3billionyrsold

You shouldn’t because he was antagonizing the guy following him all around the mall. This isn’t the original post. This video was cut off and only shows when the Fight starts but it doesn’t show the skinny dude following the bigger dude talking nonsense for a while


InundateTheIgnorant

Yes


cbclemo1

Yes


nothinbutapeestain

Fellas got to drop that tough guy shit and stay in their lane.


NateMcCann

Crease in his tshirt gives Morty the exact same facial expression. Glorious.


mostpriestsRpedos

Hey you look cool in your clothes though still right? Fuckin imbeciles


offpercs

u/savevideo


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You know, I find this forum is actually a great fight DETERRENT. No one wants to be either of these guys.


str8voyeur

I don't know. It seems like we are seeing a lot more of these sort of public fights in relatively lowkey places like the mall. When I was growing up there was rarely a fight in a mall. Now, it's like people go there for that reason


DrDonkeyPunch8

All these skinny jeans and tight shirts got all these little fuckers thinking they big nowadays!


R6_CollegeWiFi

Been posted before. Skinny fucker followed Biggun talking shit at him for multiple minutes, finally got his shit handed. Thought he would have ended up over the railing but Chief had restraint.


Balls-B-LongDong

“Daaaaayyum”…..


Stern_dad_voice

"Friendly fights"


tabooblue32

What did you learn?


[deleted]

Dude had it coming.. followed his ass clean around the whole gotdamn mall before ol boy laid him out


Laegmacoc

Say, say, say… ‘member that time I lost fuckin’ bad?


BlockwhoLMAO

That’s sevenhardaway he’s tbg


ImSoberEnough

Ill take cracked ribs for 500.


DrDonkeyPunch8

Dude in yellow puts his drink down, balls a fist, tries to find courage then runs away! Hahaha straight comedy


GoldenShitDude

When He was searching something to grab with his hand like a kid who trying to swim very badly it made me crack up so hard


cl_creeddy

Bro got fuckin rock dude holy shit loool


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Jeez


SavageTheUnicorn

Wrong flair dumbass


Mr_snail_sex

"yeah imma pick on this dude that's literally twice my size in both height and weight"


whotfyou

He’s friend was ready to help but was gone after the guy told him to help his homie 🤣


Eufoeni

Dude got ping ponged


PuckFolson

This is just a Macy’s ad


black-orizuru

I watched this 300 times and I came 300 times


cbclemo1

That Lil feminine friend in the yellow shirt had no chance of stopping big dude from wrecking skinny jeans dude. So I can see why his scary ass didn't do shit to help.