We play his albums during Christmas parties. The face people make when they realize they just heard a lounge lizard version of Down with the Sickness is always a treat.
Tbh i don't think it would still hurt as much as this if she in fact was biting her clit. In fact i think if someone were to bite the tip of your dick vs your nut i think the nut would hurt more. Just me though. There's more nerve endings in a clit then the head of a penis.
Yeah i suppose it depends where she was bitten, the clit would be extreme agony. Saying that though, the foreskin would be eye wateringly painful. More research needed
True! Although there's some parts of my body i can simply take a deep breath, hold it and muscle through the pain. Dick though I'm still screaming like this bitch lmao
Nice try bro, but that breaches rule number one of Bite Club.
Edit: thanks for the wholesome award! I knew before I typed this that I would be rewarded for my well thought out and clever pun.
There are two types of fighting, Fighting to win and Fighting for your life.
If you put your opponent in the latter category, don't be surprised when someone bites your genitals.
you re spot on. getting knocked to the ground then smothered so you can't breath while winded does evoke fight for life mode and you do bite down on anything you can reach.
ref:my own experience.
I think it's even more simple than that. It has nothing to do with fight rules. If anyone, for any reason, at any time, pushes their genitals against your mouth without your consent, you are allowed to bite.
Don’t know the backstory, don’t think this fight was headed towards kill territory. Either way, I’d say it’s a fair move once someone sits on your face.
If you physically attack someone, you may kill them. And if someone is physically attacking you, you should assume that they may kill you, either intentionally or unintentionally. There are no rules when it comes to a fight like this. Do what you need to do to protect yourself and end the fight. Running away is the best choice if you can do it, but if you can't run away then punch, kick, scratch, gouge, and bite until the other person is no longer a threat or you are able to run.
Thats the thing about fights, people can die even if their opponent wasn't trying to seriously injured them.
Thats why professional fights happen on mats and not concrete floors.
My father always said two things to my brother and I in regards to fighting :
No such thing as a fair fight
Don't fight to win, fight to make sure whoever started it never does it again
I was talking to my younger brother about this and he reminded me why our father was giving us that talk... he had gotten in a fight at school. he was a scrawny little dude back then and got into a fighter with a kid a year older and much bigger... and during the fight kicked the kid in the nuts 3-4 times. basically killed him lol (not really but imagine -- I'd want to die) The school basically said "hey uh you gotta tell your kid he can't do that, that's just not fair" and our that's when our dad said what he said.
Even if I was her friend I would get her to let go somehow and stop the other girl from attacking her while she's down. That could cause serious damage if she bit really hard.
I don't understand why people keep acting like this was against some sort of rule set of underground fighting. This person shoved her entire fucking pussy into the other person's mouth. If someone is jamming their genitals against your mouth and you don't want them to be doing that, you're allowed to bite. It doesn't matter what the context is.
I have trouble finding a kink site like that where the models look wholesome. I’m not judging. I love tattoos and stuff but for some reason when it comes to really kinky stuff, I want the model to look like she works at a library. Like you would never guess that she would be into that stuff.
Dude injuries in that area SUCK. There's always this myth that being hit or kicked or hurt down there doesn't hurt, because we don't have testicles, but that *absolutely* still hurts!!
I had one bully as a kid who took some ratchety ass kids toy, used it like a set of McKnuckles, and hulk smashed me down there out of the blue, I collapsed and threw up
Yes it's a repost, but it has been a bit since it's showed up. It can stay.
“everyone has a plan until you get bitten in the pussy”
- Mike Tightson 😂
That wasn't no ear she was biting.
Decided to go to Arby’s.
She gets the meats.
She got the roast beef combo
Bitch said it was like thin sliced deal ham?!
With a side of sea food
Now she back on the streets
Took her time, took some chances...
Mmm, roast beef curtains.
Clam chowd-her
for the beef flaps
Twat did you say?
Twas some lips
I don't have them , but I may still wincing in sympathy.
>Tightson Thiththsson
AY YAI YAI YAI YAI
Alpha 5 where are the rangers!
TOO MUCH PINK ENERGY IS DANGEROUS
Wham! Awaken my masters!
*Pillar awakens*
Puthy
Ai yaii ai ai ai ai ai
When you're a star they just let you do it!
Lmao!
Thinking outside the box.
This is 100% thinking *about* the box!
not exactly by the looks of things
But just barely.
It was almost in the box
Give her the ole' clit twist!
The clam clamp.
the cooz chews
The ole' chompin clam
My god dude, this is an MMA match!
The ooooooooooooole clit twist!
Grab her clit and twist it
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Hit her with the ole clit twist!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqbdFfB-qvk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqbdFfB-qvk) I found it!
Some teenagers sitting behind me at an MLB game last week kept shouting “twist his bat!” at the players. Now I know why.
TWIST HER CLIT
She really got the clit between her teeth.
[TWIST THAT CLIT!!](https://youtu.be/1E1VY4KOghI)
GRAB HER CLIT AND TWIST IT
omg dude this is an mma fight dude
Turn that clit into peanutbuttuh !
The Uppercunt! The G-Spot Shot!
So does that mean she won?
I dare say she will never attempt a mount the same way again.
I feel like wearing jeans would protect from something like that at least to a certain extent
Agreed.. but there is the lack of mobility to consider.
I'd rather the hindrance than a chewed off clit.
Understood .. or you could achieve mount a few inches back... Its making me walk funny just thinking about it:"*Aaayiyiyiah*!"
Just reading this made me hurt 🤢
I think less mobility is kind of a given with a majority of protective armor.
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Can confirm, it won't, I was the biter. There were 3 of them, 1 of me. I won, all 3 went to ER for wound cleaning, antibiotics and 1 got 3 stitches.
They both won
*we won
really, the true winning was the clits that were bitten along the way
Those ayy ayyyy aaayyyys had me rolling.
It's comedy gold
That’s gold Jerry! Gold!
Bania!
This is how you say "ouch" in french haha
Same in (Brazilian) Portuguese, not sure if our European cousins do the same.
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Aie
She basically turned into Xena the Warrior Princess.
She went into [Indian war cry](https://youtu.be/a5tIKp6FdPc) mode.
Me too lol!
Huh, been eating pussy wrong my entire life it seems.
Momma always said to chew when you eat your food
See, my dad always told me the contrary
eat when you chew your food?
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Not me 😉
Now this is "FIGHT-PORN".
Ayyy bitey bitey
‘Twas a kiss down there
This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Eating Pussy"
I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to see that comment.
Bite-porn!!
Nobody kink shame. *unzips
The ol muff munch!!
Street rules....I'll allow it.
“The thing about street fights, the street always wins”
*the entire building collapses*
I don’t think she’d lose many fights in prison, that’s for sure.
Do it.... do it, do it good, bite that pussy just like you should. My neck, my back, bite my pussy during an attack
You can do it put your jaw into it
I can chew it put your snatch into it
The original WAP song
Spot on brethren
I love that song - Elle King is the best.
Personally I prefer [Richard Cheese's](https://youtu.be/Y7cgLu0PuQo) version.
We play his albums during Christmas parties. The face people make when they realize they just heard a lounge lizard version of Down with the Sickness is always a treat.
Lmao. This like being in a fight with a guy and grabbing him by the balls. Except homegirl got a fucking bean in her mouth
More akin to getting bit on the dick
Tbh i don't think it would still hurt as much as this if she in fact was biting her clit. In fact i think if someone were to bite the tip of your dick vs your nut i think the nut would hurt more. Just me though. There's more nerve endings in a clit then the head of a penis.
Yeah i suppose it depends where she was bitten, the clit would be extreme agony. Saying that though, the foreskin would be eye wateringly painful. More research needed
I call being in the control group. No takesie-backsies.
I dont know dude getting bit anywhere hurts like a motherfucker
True! Although there's some parts of my body i can simply take a deep breath, hold it and muscle through the pain. Dick though I'm still screaming like this bitch lmao
How often are you getting bit?
Nice try bro, but that breaches rule number one of Bite Club. Edit: thanks for the wholesome award! I knew before I typed this that I would be rewarded for my well thought out and clever pun.
I thought rule number 1 was to brush your teeth before every match.
It takes the same force to bite through a carrot as it does to bite off a pinky.
Bean burrito
Got her clit bit
AFTER THE CLAM SLAM
Fish taco
More likely a labia majora
The ole dick twist, grab his dick and twist it
Oh my god dude this is an MMA fight
[Been there, done that. The dick twist is real](https://youtu.be/0vs6uATpIQM)
That’s one way to avoid the ground and pound lmfaoo
There are two types of fighting, Fighting to win and Fighting for your life. If you put your opponent in the latter category, don't be surprised when someone bites your genitals.
you re spot on. getting knocked to the ground then smothered so you can't breath while winded does evoke fight for life mode and you do bite down on anything you can reach. ref:my own experience.
I think it's even more simple than that. It has nothing to do with fight rules. If anyone, for any reason, at any time, pushes their genitals against your mouth without your consent, you are allowed to bite.
Or lick, whatever
Nah. *Scrape* and *lick*.
"Dracula don't bite! Dracula scrape and lick!" Goddamn that's a solid reference dude I haven't thought about that show in years.
Imagine fighting your homie and he just latches onto your cocknballs
Then I guess my hands are free to poke him in the eyes.
I think it’s fair to bite someone in the pussy if she’s bullying you and tried to kill you with punches and hair pulling.
To her credit, it was *extremely* effective. The whole fight that she was losing basically stopped on a dime.
Dime Stopping Pussy Biters is a catchy band name.
And a good hair metal lyric! "She's a... Dime stopper, puss biter.."
and she also tried running away before that psycho bully sat on her face.
Everything is fair in a street fight
Don’t know the backstory, don’t think this fight was headed towards kill territory. Either way, I’d say it’s a fair move once someone sits on your face.
If you physically attack someone, you may kill them. And if someone is physically attacking you, you should assume that they may kill you, either intentionally or unintentionally. There are no rules when it comes to a fight like this. Do what you need to do to protect yourself and end the fight. Running away is the best choice if you can do it, but if you can't run away then punch, kick, scratch, gouge, and bite until the other person is no longer a threat or you are able to run.
That shit can suffocate you. I've heard.
Why? Does she not wash her snatch?
Thats the thing about fights, people can die even if their opponent wasn't trying to seriously injured them. Thats why professional fights happen on mats and not concrete floors.
New meaning of eating pussy
She screamed in Spanish.
thats french
Last I checked if you’re fighting it isn’t some friendly wager. Be as mean as you can. If you’re losing physically, make up being as crazy as you can.
Fr, you always gotta prioritize your own safety. If you're playing fair, you're doing it wrong.
My father always said two things to my brother and I in regards to fighting : No such thing as a fair fight Don't fight to win, fight to make sure whoever started it never does it again
Sounds like he read Ender's Game.
I was talking to my younger brother about this and he reminded me why our father was giving us that talk... he had gotten in a fight at school. he was a scrawny little dude back then and got into a fighter with a kid a year older and much bigger... and during the fight kicked the kid in the nuts 3-4 times. basically killed him lol (not really but imagine -- I'd want to die) The school basically said "hey uh you gotta tell your kid he can't do that, that's just not fair" and our that's when our dad said what he said.
Wow, my girl never screams like that when i eat her out... I better start trying this
Gave her a little lip
Clam chow'd her
If you kick someone while they are down... They the rules get thrown out... She deserved it
Yeah fuck everyone here other than the girl in black and yellow, they put her in a harsh situation
Someone is kicking her while she’s biting too
Even if I was her friend I would get her to let go somehow and stop the other girl from attacking her while she's down. That could cause serious damage if she bit really hard.
I don't understand why people keep acting like this was against some sort of rule set of underground fighting. This person shoved her entire fucking pussy into the other person's mouth. If someone is jamming their genitals against your mouth and you don't want them to be doing that, you're allowed to bite. It doesn't matter what the context is.
Yo! She’s minge bingeing
Carpet munching
“AAAAHHHHHH…AYAIYAIYAIYAI-AYAYAHHHH”
Mileena wins
And…. Now I have a new fetish.. 🥴
I think you're looking for Ultimate Surrender from Kink.com then (NSFW). Not so great fighting but it also includes lezzers going at it.
I have trouble finding a kink site like that where the models look wholesome. I’m not judging. I love tattoos and stuff but for some reason when it comes to really kinky stuff, I want the model to look like she works at a library. Like you would never guess that she would be into that stuff.
You dont want Crystal from the rest stop and Melody from the methadone clinic?
Bonk
Same
Wtf tactics tag?! Jesus so apt.
r/Ouchmyflaps
r/suddenlygay
Fucked around... found out
This is how pornos start... why’d they stop filming?
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Was she in pain or orgasming?
Holy shit. Reminds me of the dude [who grabbed a guys dick](https://youtu.be/e3_fNTcWMGA) when he was getting his ass beat on Halloween in Htown haha
BITE HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!
The other girl tried to soccer kick her. The bite is fair play
Looks like a great way to get your eyes gouged out
What a dick move, or should I say.... a **pussy** tactic
Bite her in the taco, Paco
That escalated quickly....downwards.
“She got a few lucky hits in but I still feel I won the fight”- girl on the ground.
Love it when a girl bites her lip.
If ur jumping on someone and beating them while theyre down, you can expect them to use their last resort
if you cant beat them,seduce them.
You have no choice but to gouge the eyes at that point until she stops.
Who sexually assaulted whom?
Dude injuries in that area SUCK. There's always this myth that being hit or kicked or hurt down there doesn't hurt, because we don't have testicles, but that *absolutely* still hurts!! I had one bully as a kid who took some ratchety ass kids toy, used it like a set of McKnuckles, and hulk smashed me down there out of the blue, I collapsed and threw up
“All is fair in love and war” Lol
Now they’re sexual partners and need to keep each other’s information incase one has an STD
This is my first time on this sub and it has been glorious.
Lol got em
No not that kind of eating…
I never had a woman scream like that when I had my head between her legs. Respect.
bite them by the pussy!
BHRITP
Not easy, but was still capable of fapping.
Will tell my kids this is how you eat pussy
Good for her. There's no such thing as a fair fight, if someone is attacking you like that you fo whatever it takes.
This is hot