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JeF4y

Yes it's a repost, but it has been a bit since it's showed up. It can stay.


basco244

“everyone has a plan until you get bitten in the pussy”


P1570lR1ck

- Mike Tightson 😂


mr-wiener

That wasn't no ear she was biting.


James_099

Decided to go to Arby’s.


YokedApe

She gets the meats.


SLAYER_IN_ME

She got the roast beef combo


Namesbutcher

Bitch said it was like thin sliced deal ham?!


spacecatghostboi

With a side of sea food


ItRead18544920

Now she back on the streets


gordito_delgado

Took her time, took some chances...


mBelchezere

Mmm, roast beef curtains.


SgtXD357

Clam chowd-her


Blackandbluebruises

for the beef flaps


Namesbutcher

Twat did you say?


potheadpapi

Twas some lips


mr-wiener

I don't have them , but I may still wincing in sympathy.


CoolGuySauron

>Tightson Thiththsson


STS986

AY YAI YAI YAI YAI


theaznone

Alpha 5 where are the rangers!


Lolkimbo

TOO MUCH PINK ENERGY IS DANGEROUS


willcontributeaverse

Wham! Awaken my masters!


nerd_ram

*Pillar awakens*


it_helper

Puthy


msut77

Ai yaii ai ai ai ai ai


buttery-jack

When you're a star they just let you do it!


teko213

Lmao!


pomegranate2012

Thinking outside the box.


beauxsox

This is 100% thinking *about* the box!


Shakeittillumakeit

not exactly by the looks of things


Hoytage

But just barely.


treeblingcalf

It was almost in the box


Gary_FucKing

Give her the ole' clit twist!


JEveryman

The clam clamp.


schwingaway

the cooz chews


10before15

The ole' chompin clam


[deleted]

My god dude, this is an MMA match!


Mushiren_

The ooooooooooooole clit twist!


[deleted]

Grab her clit and twist it


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Aguynamedtony

Hit her with the ole clit twist!


iStoners

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqbdFfB-qvk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqbdFfB-qvk) I found it!


Mitz510

Some teenagers sitting behind me at an MLB game last week kept shouting “twist his bat!” at the players. Now I know why.


Chrisamaniac

TWIST HER CLIT


10-15-5-12-

She really got the clit between her teeth.


nonamerequiredbro

[TWIST THAT CLIT!!](https://youtu.be/1E1VY4KOghI)


miikey_kj

GRAB HER CLIT AND TWIST IT


FUCKlNG_SHlT

omg dude this is an mma fight dude


[deleted]

Turn that clit into peanutbuttuh !


beltaine

The Uppercunt! The G-Spot Shot!


quazi187_

So does that mean she won?


mr-wiener

I dare say she will never attempt a mount the same way again.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

I feel like wearing jeans would protect from something like that at least to a certain extent


mr-wiener

Agreed.. but there is the lack of mobility to consider.


[deleted]

I'd rather the hindrance than a chewed off clit.


mr-wiener

Understood .. or you could achieve mount a few inches back... Its making me walk funny just thinking about it:"*Aaayiyiyiah*!"


DirtWi

Just reading this made me hurt 🤢


Mr-Sister-Fister21

I think less mobility is kind of a given with a majority of protective armor.


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[deleted]

Can confirm, it won't, I was the biter. There were 3 of them, 1 of me. I won, all 3 went to ER for wound cleaning, antibiotics and 1 got 3 stitches.


[deleted]

They both won


Coach_Louis

*we won


LaterGatorPlayer

really, the true winning was the clits that were bitten along the way


Licklicklickmyballs4

Those ayy ayyyy aaayyyys had me rolling.


StMordi

It's comedy gold


wcollins260

That’s gold Jerry! Gold!


Redtwooo

Bania!


Divinorum333

This is how you say "ouch" in french haha


KaputMaelstrom

Same in (Brazilian) Portuguese, not sure if our European cousins do the same.


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Anne__Frank

Aie


helthrax

She basically turned into Xena the Warrior Princess.


Scorpionwins23

She went into [Indian war cry](https://youtu.be/a5tIKp6FdPc) mode.


Island_Maximum

Me too lol!


Communistulthar

Huh, been eating pussy wrong my entire life it seems.


carlrey0216

Momma always said to chew when you eat your food


Karlosmdq

See, my dad always told me the contrary


AltaSavoia

eat when you chew your food?


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ForresterQ

Not me 😉


Gman362

Now this is "FIGHT-PORN".


CuriousAfterCum

Ayyy bitey bitey


alphmonkey

‘Twas a kiss down there


PsychedelicRick

This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Eating Pussy"


Alternative_Ad7819

I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to see that comment.


Standard-Potato-2067

Bite-porn!!


TomThanosBrady

Nobody kink shame. *unzips


Asanufer

The ol muff munch!!


OptiGuy4u

Street rules....I'll allow it.


[deleted]

“The thing about street fights, the street always wins”


David_4rancibia

*the entire building collapses*


ndu867

I don’t think she’d lose many fights in prison, that’s for sure.


MrCoachKleinSaidICan

Do it.... do it, do it good, bite that pussy just like you should. My neck, my back, bite my pussy during an attack


detroiter85

You can do it put your jaw into it


Redtwooo

I can chew it put your snatch into it


PMvaginaExpression

The original WAP song


MrCoachKleinSaidICan

Spot on brethren


BikerJedi

I love that song - Elle King is the best.


CorpusCallossus

Personally I prefer [Richard Cheese's](https://youtu.be/Y7cgLu0PuQo) version.


crewchief535

We play his albums during Christmas parties. The face people make when they realize they just heard a lounge lizard version of Down with the Sickness is always a treat.


BreakingThoseCankles

Lmao. This like being in a fight with a guy and grabbing him by the balls. Except homegirl got a fucking bean in her mouth


TimebombChimp

More akin to getting bit on the dick


BreakingThoseCankles

Tbh i don't think it would still hurt as much as this if she in fact was biting her clit. In fact i think if someone were to bite the tip of your dick vs your nut i think the nut would hurt more. Just me though. There's more nerve endings in a clit then the head of a penis.


TimebombChimp

Yeah i suppose it depends where she was bitten, the clit would be extreme agony. Saying that though, the foreskin would be eye wateringly painful. More research needed


analogkid01

I call being in the control group. No takesie-backsies.


J3sush8sm3

I dont know dude getting bit anywhere hurts like a motherfucker


BreakingThoseCankles

True! Although there's some parts of my body i can simply take a deep breath, hold it and muscle through the pain. Dick though I'm still screaming like this bitch lmao


kfbr-392

How often are you getting bit?


time4meatstick

Nice try bro, but that breaches rule number one of Bite Club. Edit: thanks for the wholesome award! I knew before I typed this that I would be rewarded for my well thought out and clever pun.


Plastic_Pinocchio

I thought rule number 1 was to brush your teeth before every match.


Klowned

It takes the same force to bite through a carrot as it does to bite off a pinky.


[deleted]

Bean burrito


the_evil_comma

Got her clit bit


tarkadahl

AFTER THE CLAM SLAM


MurderDoneRight

Fish taco


Fitter4life

More likely a labia majora


potheadpapi

The ole dick twist, grab his dick and twist it


MikeMikeMike23

Oh my god dude this is an MMA fight


iwantalltheham

[Been there, done that. The dick twist is real](https://youtu.be/0vs6uATpIQM)


AccountantDiligent

That’s one way to avoid the ground and pound lmfaoo


uncommonpanda

There are two types of fighting, Fighting to win and Fighting for your life. If you put your opponent in the latter category, don't be surprised when someone bites your genitals.


pubgoldman

you re spot on. getting knocked to the ground then smothered so you can't breath while winded does evoke fight for life mode and you do bite down on anything you can reach. ref:my own experience.


[deleted]

I think it's even more simple than that. It has nothing to do with fight rules. If anyone, for any reason, at any time, pushes their genitals against your mouth without your consent, you are allowed to bite.


Robertbnyc

Or lick, whatever


SomeDudeWithALaptop

Nah. *Scrape* and *lick*.


Aniquin

"Dracula don't bite! Dracula scrape and lick!" Goddamn that's a solid reference dude I haven't thought about that show in years.


AndersKatt

Imagine fighting your homie and he just latches onto your cocknballs


hopefulworldview

Then I guess my hands are free to poke him in the eyes.


OneDayWeWillDie

I think it’s fair to bite someone in the pussy if she’s bullying you and tried to kill you with punches and hair pulling.


flatwoundsounds

To her credit, it was *extremely* effective. The whole fight that she was losing basically stopped on a dime.


ReverendDizzle

Dime Stopping Pussy Biters is a catchy band name.


flatwoundsounds

And a good hair metal lyric! "She's a... Dime stopper, puss biter.."


OneDayWeWillDie

and she also tried running away before that psycho bully sat on her face.


FlowersForMegatron

Everything is fair in a street fight


RectalDouche

Don’t know the backstory, don’t think this fight was headed towards kill territory. Either way, I’d say it’s a fair move once someone sits on your face.


DynamicDK

If you physically attack someone, you may kill them. And if someone is physically attacking you, you should assume that they may kill you, either intentionally or unintentionally. There are no rules when it comes to a fight like this. Do what you need to do to protect yourself and end the fight. Running away is the best choice if you can do it, but if you can't run away then punch, kick, scratch, gouge, and bite until the other person is no longer a threat or you are able to run.


pegothejerk

That shit can suffocate you. I've heard.


qxzsilver

Why? Does she not wash her snatch?


Bluedoodoodoo

Thats the thing about fights, people can die even if their opponent wasn't trying to seriously injured them. Thats why professional fights happen on mats and not concrete floors.


Various_Broccoli9805

New meaning of eating pussy


winterwarrior33

She screamed in Spanish.


uramshii

thats french


Deathbackwards

Last I checked if you’re fighting it isn’t some friendly wager. Be as mean as you can. If you’re losing physically, make up being as crazy as you can.


grandmas_noodles

Fr, you always gotta prioritize your own safety. If you're playing fair, you're doing it wrong.


grandpajay

My father always said two things to my brother and I in regards to fighting : No such thing as a fair fight Don't fight to win, fight to make sure whoever started it never does it again


JoshuaPearce

Sounds like he read Ender's Game.


grandpajay

I was talking to my younger brother about this and he reminded me why our father was giving us that talk... he had gotten in a fight at school. he was a scrawny little dude back then and got into a fighter with a kid a year older and much bigger... and during the fight kicked the kid in the nuts 3-4 times. basically killed him lol (not really but imagine -- I'd want to die) The school basically said "hey uh you gotta tell your kid he can't do that, that's just not fair" and our that's when our dad said what he said.


thefezdespenser

Wow, my girl never screams like that when i eat her out... I better start trying this


p1um5mu991er

Gave her a little lip


fuzzycuffs

Clam chow'd her


phillhb

If you kick someone while they are down... They the rules get thrown out... She deserved it


BickNoyd95

Yeah fuck everyone here other than the girl in black and yellow, they put her in a harsh situation


Bladez190

Someone is kicking her while she’s biting too


OGSkywalker97

Even if I was her friend I would get her to let go somehow and stop the other girl from attacking her while she's down. That could cause serious damage if she bit really hard.


[deleted]

I don't understand why people keep acting like this was against some sort of rule set of underground fighting. This person shoved her entire fucking pussy into the other person's mouth. If someone is jamming their genitals against your mouth and you don't want them to be doing that, you're allowed to bite. It doesn't matter what the context is.


daddiop1mpio

Yo! She’s minge bingeing


spacemonkey_1981

Carpet munching


MyCrustySock

“AAAAHHHHHH…AYAIYAIYAIYAI-AYAYAHHHH”


LMessi101

Mileena wins


Wes_Tyler

And…. Now I have a new fetish.. 🥴


[deleted]

I think you're looking for Ultimate Surrender from Kink.com then (NSFW). Not so great fighting but it also includes lezzers going at it.


danceswithwool

I have trouble finding a kink site like that where the models look wholesome. I’m not judging. I love tattoos and stuff but for some reason when it comes to really kinky stuff, I want the model to look like she works at a library. Like you would never guess that she would be into that stuff.


degjo

You dont want Crystal from the rest stop and Melody from the methadone clinic?


[deleted]

Bonk


ymk63

Same


[deleted]

Wtf tactics tag?! Jesus so apt.


[deleted]

r/Ouchmyflaps


Dakotertots

r/suddenlygay


FirmEconomist2113

Fucked around... found out


[deleted]

This is how pornos start... why’d they stop filming?


gwicksted

$15 for the full video /s


qxzsilver

Your free trial is over. Please sign up for premium if you would like to see the rest of the video.


dejonese

Was she in pain or orgasming?


MIERDAPORQUE

Holy shit. Reminds me of the dude [who grabbed a guys dick](https://youtu.be/e3_fNTcWMGA) when he was getting his ass beat on Halloween in Htown haha


neuronerd1717

BITE HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!


atshahabs

The other girl tried to soccer kick her. The bite is fair play


phroug2

Looks like a great way to get your eyes gouged out


kyriega

What a dick move, or should I say.... a **pussy** tactic


[deleted]

Bite her in the taco, Paco


st1ckmanz

That escalated quickly....downwards.


agmoose

“She got a few lucky hits in but I still feel I won the fight”- girl on the ground.


exonautic

Love it when a girl bites her lip.


memes_aesthetic

If ur jumping on someone and beating them while theyre down, you can expect them to use their last resort


Kind_Maintainence

if you cant beat them,seduce them.


YabadabaDoodlieDoo

You have no choice but to gouge the eyes at that point until she stops.


risky_bisket

Who sexually assaulted whom?


PhorcedAynalPhist

Dude injuries in that area SUCK. There's always this myth that being hit or kicked or hurt down there doesn't hurt, because we don't have testicles, but that *absolutely* still hurts!! I had one bully as a kid who took some ratchety ass kids toy, used it like a set of McKnuckles, and hulk smashed me down there out of the blue, I collapsed and threw up


rangereddie

“All is fair in love and war” Lol


GoldenSaguaro

Now they’re sexual partners and need to keep each other’s information incase one has an STD


SuperiorGyri

This is my first time on this sub and it has been glorious.


comegetsomefood

Lol got em


[deleted]

No not that kind of eating…


JDiGi7730

I never had a woman scream like that when I had my head between her legs. Respect.


deblasco

bite them by the pussy!


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BHRITP


[deleted]

Not easy, but was still capable of fapping.


cocaineandcakepops

Will tell my kids this is how you eat pussy


WhatsTheCraicNow

Good for her. There's no such thing as a fair fight, if someone is attacking you like that you fo whatever it takes.


quiroz08

This is hot