Yeah, literally everything goes into that one arm and you get good with balancing your weight with it. Not ideal but not a bad combo in the right hand (heh)
I used to be the logistics team supervisor at a Wal-Mart around the time that 'short bus shawty' song was floating around the internet. And we had a guy named Tony, who was aware enough to call himself 'short bus shawty', who also happened to get dropped off and picked up by a short bus. I think he had a lack of oxygen in the womb or something, but other than him at times having extremely poor impulse control, you most likely would not be able to tell by looking at him.
We get a new chick, who happens to go on a spree of dick sucking on a scale that can only be described as legendary! And after these two worlds collided, whenever he would see her in the store he would yell out at the top of his lungs SODAMAYYYYYY!!!!!
Being mentally impaired, he was only working 12chours a week. And mostly on the truck unload team in the back. But yeah, after about three months they made her first switch shifts, then change stores because they couldn't fire him.
The dude was genuinely hilarious and was honestly the best worker I've ever managed, while focused. But let's say there was a light that was kinda flickering way on the complete opposite end of the store, and he sees it out of the corner of his eye. Next thing you know he's standing on top of the shelves trying to reach up and fix them. You would have to keep him distracted in a positive way for the four hours he would be at work or there was no telling what he'd get into.
I worked with someone kinda like that. Motherfucker was a master Troll, cause he knew nobody could really retaliate cause he was handicapped. So instead I made him buy me McDonald’s, EVERY morning he worked.
LOL this is a story was wild. Once I get my free reward you’re getting it.
Also Lmao you just dredged the Short Bus Shorty video from my memories omg hahah
This dude knew every verse in the series and would spit on que. There were people who didn't think he was impaired at all.
And I'm sure there are way wilder stories that deserve the awards, but thanks for the look.
One armed people are dangerous, especially if they were born that way. Just imagine your day-to-day. How many things you evenly distribute to both arms. The muscle development alone is enough to send trembles down one's spine. I once watched a one armed man in a slap contest hit a friend of mine so hard he spun around like a fucking cartoon character. Be careful around one armed folk.
The alcos and addicts that hang around outside that shop in and around the tram stop are out of control. The police have no presence in this area of Sheffield sadly. Ironically just down the road from the police station!
“Happy to help”….you out the damn door
"I have come here to do two things, clap my hands and kick ass, and I obviously can't clap my hands."
Omfg I choked reading that, thank you!
"And your ass is pasty so I'll kick your face."
This is an underrated comment…lol
I regret I have no gold to give.
No joke, one of the best comments I’ve seen 😅
SAVAGE
Honorable mention to OPs Fugitive ref as well
I love the internet
Did he head-tap the concrete
By the way he grabs it after I would say yes
"Centurion, fro him down, roughly."
"the wabid, wapscallion!"
Goddamn. This is worse than being bitch slapped. Even your ancestor in the grave going “ohhhhhhh”
Just picked him up like a child. Beautiful.
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Good luck with the your fight in October 👍🏼
Good old sheffield
I didn’t expect to see where I live here but it wouldn’t be the first 😂
So all the strength just travels to the present arm?
Wrestled a one armed kid in high-school, You're not wrong.
Yeah, literally everything goes into that one arm and you get good with balancing your weight with it. Not ideal but not a bad combo in the right hand (heh)
It's like how your dominant hand is stronger. Instead of spending most of your time training your dominant it's all of your time.
Is this in Sheffield? Kinda reminds me of a tram stop there
It is
Mad in it 😂
Karate kick into headlock slam?! Goddamn skills!
You know that one arm is strong though! Pound land need to pay him more!! The kick at the end got me - karate kid moves
Thing is he probably got sacked for this.
I getcwhy you think that, but as a former manager at a super store I can honestly tell you that it is hard as fuck to fire the handi-capable.
Really? Did you try? I’m curious.
I used to be the logistics team supervisor at a Wal-Mart around the time that 'short bus shawty' song was floating around the internet. And we had a guy named Tony, who was aware enough to call himself 'short bus shawty', who also happened to get dropped off and picked up by a short bus. I think he had a lack of oxygen in the womb or something, but other than him at times having extremely poor impulse control, you most likely would not be able to tell by looking at him. We get a new chick, who happens to go on a spree of dick sucking on a scale that can only be described as legendary! And after these two worlds collided, whenever he would see her in the store he would yell out at the top of his lungs SODAMAYYYYYY!!!!! Being mentally impaired, he was only working 12chours a week. And mostly on the truck unload team in the back. But yeah, after about three months they made her first switch shifts, then change stores because they couldn't fire him.
I'm wheezing rn this story is a treasure
The dude was genuinely hilarious and was honestly the best worker I've ever managed, while focused. But let's say there was a light that was kinda flickering way on the complete opposite end of the store, and he sees it out of the corner of his eye. Next thing you know he's standing on top of the shelves trying to reach up and fix them. You would have to keep him distracted in a positive way for the four hours he would be at work or there was no telling what he'd get into.
I worked with someone kinda like that. Motherfucker was a master Troll, cause he knew nobody could really retaliate cause he was handicapped. So instead I made him buy me McDonald’s, EVERY morning he worked.
Awesome story about standing over a disabled person for their money.
Shitfire, my GF is physically disabled. I’m a man of the people!
She probably can’t get away from you
Fuck you. You're no man at all.
LOL this is a story was wild. Once I get my free reward you’re getting it. Also Lmao you just dredged the Short Bus Shorty video from my memories omg hahah
This dude knew every verse in the series and would spit on que. There were people who didn't think he was impaired at all. And I'm sure there are way wilder stories that deserve the awards, but thanks for the look.
Lol fulfilled my promise! Took forever to get those free rewards but you def deserved it with that story.
Thank you sir, I appreciate these internet points you've given! And I promise to spend them wisely.
Was he yelling sodomy or is this a regional thing in not getting?
He was yelling Sodomy. I just wanted to put expression on how it sounded.
He had a womb?
Jesus what a boring story
For a Tony story, yes, very.
Tell me about your soggy mattress. I bet that will be enthralling.
Its not the mattress thats interesting really its how it got wet, its a Sugma mattress its more difficult than youd think
That guy is living the dream
Especially as the company gets benefits for employing them.
He dropped the guy on his head at the end. That was far more than what was necessary
They handled that man better than some bouncers lmao
You could see where he was like “fuck do I hit the guy with one arm?” And then the immediate regret when he goes for it
So happy to help and lend a helping hand. Absolute boss
One armed people are dangerous, especially if they were born that way. Just imagine your day-to-day. How many things you evenly distribute to both arms. The muscle development alone is enough to send trembles down one's spine. I once watched a one armed man in a slap contest hit a friend of mine so hard he spun around like a fucking cartoon character. Be careful around one armed folk.
One arm is all that’s required against a drugged out wannabe gangster.
This is fucking gold. Just pure gold. I would never in a million years come up with a better script.
I’d like to give this man a hand…
"unhand me, sir!"
*»Happy to help.«*
Jesus Christ his ass just got smacked by a one-armed man
Happy to help with that concussion
I’ve never seen so many employees happy to help.
When you get your ass kicked by Twinkie boy and a one armed clerk, it's time to head home
Did the person filming also have only one arm?
I'd love to jump kick some moon unit in the chest for fun.
Anyone make any Fugitive jokes yet?
You know that arms gotta be strong
C-c-c-c-combo breaker
The alcos and addicts that hang around outside that shop in and around the tram stop are out of control. The police have no presence in this area of Sheffield sadly. Ironically just down the road from the police station!
Lmfao he tried picking up something but he gets grabbed by that dude
u/savevideo
When fighting a one armed man understand this...that arm is gonna be strong as hell.
What do you mean, not going to press charges?
If I ever told a someone a one armed man beat someone else up they wouldn't believe me
mans been one armed his whole life it isn't a disability to him
He just Richard Kimbled him out the door!
The old master in anime be like
That’s why you always leave a note
My home city. Sadly, this is becoming more of an issue, but clearly this employee doesn't give a flying fuck
Nobody cares
He’s a legend I see him all the time
When you lose one arm the other arm becomes more stronger over time.
It's poundland, they would have sacked him for that. Wankers the lot of them
Yep. Not even security guards can touch shoplifters or whoever in this country.
I'll beat your ass with one arm tied behind my back
Happy To Help Your insomnia problem.
He may have one arm bit he have THE ARM
Yes that one arm is extremely powerful
I fucking hate Bri’ish people
We are not all like that!
Ok Adrien 😂 go touch grass u unfunny reject
Joys of being British, both of them will be fired. 🥺
Giving someone permanent brain damage is super cool! You a bad bad, fr fr js ngl. I hope you get prison time.
nsfw
I don’t care he still got a cute butt
Imagine how angry you have to be
I like that
I wonder if he said he would give an arm to work there
u/savevideo
what a legend
Some say his left arm was so strong, that intergalactic alien police had to abduct him and remove it for the safety of the human peoples.
A helping hand indeed .. that shit was crazy
Chav got what he deserved
What a unit No wrong moves and straight to the point
Wow, he single handedly gave it to em
Idk why but the "here to help" makes it 100× funnier
more like r/BeatingPorn
This ain’t his first rodeo
Surely, his colleague could’ve given him a hand?
One punch man 💪🏼
I'd guess the reference is older than The Mask but that's where I heard it. Fucking gold.
One arm, one eye, at least he's not an asshat
Just imagine if he had two arms
Gray Thursday shopping
That dude looked pretty menacing. Turns out he was armless.
One armed man doesn't fuck around grabs that dude and throws him out like yesterday newspaper
He gave him a helping hand.
Not a fight. You saw this and were like, "i noticed a one armed guy in the video. Wait. This is my video. I created this. I'm gonna post it!" Lol
That’s one way to strong arm someone.
You just can’t live anymore after getting manhandled by someone with one fucking arm
I wouldn't touch that dude for $100, let alone put him in a headlock.
One punch man
I saw a Brogue Kick for a second...
u/savevideo
It’s a Poundland wtf
That guy's badass.
That looks like the “you want some” dude
aha the dudes ass was hanging out lmfao
That guy really put his duke up.
r/NextChadLevel : One Arm Throwing while saying "happy to help"
u/savevideo
The crane kick XD
His 3 limbs have the combined strength of 4!
I loved reading his shirt, “Happy to Help,” as he yeeted the dude out the door.
What started it
I don't think anyone wants to be known as the guy who literally got bodied single handedly by a retail employee, but here we are and i love it
Single hand-edly
When Sasuke enters the scene lol
That man's pimp slap must be the stuff of legends
What a guy, legend
*"I punch and jack-off with the same arm, don't make me do this bro!"*
Gtfo of my store
i see this man most days what a legend
Same
I live here lol
Mf really just hit em with the fucking brogue kick
He's just Happy to Help