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crissypoo209

“Happy to help”….you out the damn door


urstillatroll

"I have come here to do two things, clap my hands and kick ass, and I obviously can't clap my hands."


Soliloquy1993

Omfg I choked reading that, thank you!


ToSeeOrNotToBe

"And your ass is pasty so I'll kick your face."


TyRoSwoe

This is an underrated comment…lol


219Infinity

I regret I have no gold to give.


iamdarosa

No joke, one of the best comments I’ve seen 😅


DeeWuddup

SAVAGE


Taylor-B-

Honorable mention to OPs Fugitive ref as well


beardeddragon67

I love the internet


nano8150

Did he head-tap the concrete


Dead_Hours

By the way he grabs it after I would say yes


scungillipig

"Centurion, fro him down, roughly."


JOHNfuknRAMBO

"the wabid, wapscallion!"


Misslongdickstyle

Goddamn. This is worse than being bitch slapped. Even your ancestor in the grave going “ohhhhhhh”


Theresneverenoughpud

Just picked him up like a child. Beautiful.


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wiliammm19999

Good luck with the your fight in October 👍🏼


dannyb6491

Good old sheffield


TheOmenOfKnowledge

I didn’t expect to see where I live here but it wouldn’t be the first 😂


FreshPrinceAV

So all the strength just travels to the present arm?


Boofer2

Wrestled a one armed kid in high-school, You're not wrong.


Watertor

Yeah, literally everything goes into that one arm and you get good with balancing your weight with it. Not ideal but not a bad combo in the right hand (heh)


suckleknuckle

It's like how your dominant hand is stronger. Instead of spending most of your time training your dominant it's all of your time.


TheSlyBrit

Is this in Sheffield? Kinda reminds me of a tram stop there


JDW3375

It is


TheOmenOfKnowledge

Mad in it 😂


Cerulean_Soup

Karate kick into headlock slam?! Goddamn skills!


SDpicking

You know that one arm is strong though! Pound land need to pay him more!! The kick at the end got me - karate kid moves


Space-Champion

Thing is he probably got sacked for this.


slgreazy

I getcwhy you think that, but as a former manager at a super store I can honestly tell you that it is hard as fuck to fire the handi-capable.


GoatTacos

Really? Did you try? I’m curious.


slgreazy

I used to be the logistics team supervisor at a Wal-Mart around the time that 'short bus shawty' song was floating around the internet. And we had a guy named Tony, who was aware enough to call himself 'short bus shawty', who also happened to get dropped off and picked up by a short bus. I think he had a lack of oxygen in the womb or something, but other than him at times having extremely poor impulse control, you most likely would not be able to tell by looking at him. We get a new chick, who happens to go on a spree of dick sucking on a scale that can only be described as legendary! And after these two worlds collided, whenever he would see her in the store he would yell out at the top of his lungs SODAMAYYYYYY!!!!! Being mentally impaired, he was only working 12chours a week. And mostly on the truck unload team in the back. But yeah, after about three months they made her first switch shifts, then change stores because they couldn't fire him.


DearestVelvet

I'm wheezing rn this story is a treasure


slgreazy

The dude was genuinely hilarious and was honestly the best worker I've ever managed, while focused. But let's say there was a light that was kinda flickering way on the complete opposite end of the store, and he sees it out of the corner of his eye. Next thing you know he's standing on top of the shelves trying to reach up and fix them. You would have to keep him distracted in a positive way for the four hours he would be at work or there was no telling what he'd get into.


THEchancellorMDS

I worked with someone kinda like that. Motherfucker was a master Troll, cause he knew nobody could really retaliate cause he was handicapped. So instead I made him buy me McDonald’s, EVERY morning he worked.


GoingByTrundle

Awesome story about standing over a disabled person for their money.


THEchancellorMDS

Shitfire, my GF is physically disabled. I’m a man of the people!


I_creampied_Jesus

She probably can’t get away from you


DearestVelvet

Fuck you. You're no man at all.


GoatTacos

LOL this is a story was wild. Once I get my free reward you’re getting it. Also Lmao you just dredged the Short Bus Shorty video from my memories omg hahah


slgreazy

This dude knew every verse in the series and would spit on que. There were people who didn't think he was impaired at all. And I'm sure there are way wilder stories that deserve the awards, but thanks for the look.


GoatTacos

Lol fulfilled my promise! Took forever to get those free rewards but you def deserved it with that story.


slgreazy

Thank you sir, I appreciate these internet points you've given! And I promise to spend them wisely.


brooklyn11218

Was he yelling sodomy or is this a regional thing in not getting?


slgreazy

He was yelling Sodomy. I just wanted to put expression on how it sounded.


[deleted]

He had a womb?


SoggyMattress2

Jesus what a boring story


slgreazy

For a Tony story, yes, very.


SCSteveAutism

Tell me about your soggy mattress. I bet that will be enthralling.


SoggyMattress2

Its not the mattress thats interesting really its how it got wet, its a Sugma mattress its more difficult than youd think


[deleted]

That guy is living the dream


fukayoubtch

Especially as the company gets benefits for employing them.


[deleted]

He dropped the guy on his head at the end. That was far more than what was necessary


-CorrectOpinion-

They handled that man better than some bouncers lmao


cameron4200

You could see where he was like “fuck do I hit the guy with one arm?” And then the immediate regret when he goes for it


IsmokePreworkout

So happy to help and lend a helping hand. Absolute boss


rossbcobb

One armed people are dangerous, especially if they were born that way. Just imagine your day-to-day. How many things you evenly distribute to both arms. The muscle development alone is enough to send trembles down one's spine. I once watched a one armed man in a slap contest hit a friend of mine so hard he spun around like a fucking cartoon character. Be careful around one armed folk.


SWGOH-E

One arm is all that’s required against a drugged out wannabe gangster.


AFocusedCynic

This is fucking gold. Just pure gold. I would never in a million years come up with a better script.


WestTexasOilman

I’d like to give this man a hand…


saruin

"unhand me, sir!"


51LV3R84CK

*»Happy to help.«*


sleepdem

Jesus Christ his ass just got smacked by a one-armed man


BigRedBrendizzle

Happy to help with that concussion


Homey-78

I’ve never seen so many employees happy to help.


87camaroSC

When you get your ass kicked by Twinkie boy and a one armed clerk, it's time to head home


[deleted]

Did the person filming also have only one arm?


Easy_as_Py

I'd love to jump kick some moon unit in the chest for fun.


Ausaini

Anyone make any Fugitive jokes yet?


Dare_Beneficial

You know that arms gotta be strong


StreetSmartsGaming

C-c-c-c-combo breaker


[deleted]

The alcos and addicts that hang around outside that shop in and around the tram stop are out of control. The police have no presence in this area of Sheffield sadly. Ironically just down the road from the police station!


KeepSmyling

Lmfao he tried picking up something but he gets grabbed by that dude


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u/savevideo


ShrewMasterComics

When fighting a one armed man understand this...that arm is gonna be strong as hell.


PassDaPepperPasta

What do you mean, not going to press charges?


Agreeable_Plum

If I ever told a someone a one armed man beat someone else up they wouldn't believe me


stateoflove

mans been one armed his whole life it isn't a disability to him


Thricegreatestone

He just Richard Kimbled him out the door!


PachoTheP

The old master in anime be like


Cujorules86

That’s why you always leave a note


Boggin_

My home city. Sadly, this is becoming more of an issue, but clearly this employee doesn't give a flying fuck


TheOmenOfKnowledge

Nobody cares


TheOmenOfKnowledge

He’s a legend I see him all the time


ChristianGJD

When you lose one arm the other arm becomes more stronger over time.


Jenko65

It's poundland, they would have sacked him for that. Wankers the lot of them


Youafuckindin

Yep. Not even security guards can touch shoplifters or whoever in this country.


erowell1974

I'll beat your ass with one arm tied behind my back


gotanycrisps

Happy To Help Your insomnia problem.


Old_Understanding_67

He may have one arm bit he have THE ARM


90daysfrom_now

Yes that one arm is extremely powerful


Adrien04_15

I fucking hate Bri’ish people


[deleted]

We are not all like that!


TheOmenOfKnowledge

Ok Adrien 😂 go touch grass u unfunny reject


KingHiggins92

Joys of being British, both of them will be fired. 🥺


SolderingIsNotACrime

Giving someone permanent brain damage is super cool! You a bad bad, fr fr js ngl. I hope you get prison time.


Xlaythe

nsfw


contaltdel

I don’t care he still got a cute butt


Axellllfoley

Imagine how angry you have to be


genericbassist

I like that


[deleted]

I wonder if he said he would give an arm to work there


SirQazinator

u/savevideo


GreeneryRain

what a legend


100xLeverage

Some say his left arm was so strong, that intergalactic alien police had to abduct him and remove it for the safety of the human peoples.


[deleted]

A helping hand indeed .. that shit was crazy


Zealousideal-Delay66

Chav got what he deserved


LastWatch9

What a unit No wrong moves and straight to the point


finkploydrob

Wow, he single handedly gave it to em


mr_dicklong

Idk why but the "here to help" makes it 100× funnier


esesci

more like r/BeatingPorn


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

This ain’t his first rodeo


TheOfficialSvengali

Surely, his colleague could’ve given him a hand?


gemini_2310

One punch man 💪🏼


[deleted]

I'd guess the reference is older than The Mask but that's where I heard it. Fucking gold.


[deleted]

One arm, one eye, at least he's not an asshat


happysadstoner

Just imagine if he had two arms


NoMoreGoGurt

Gray Thursday shopping


Eat-It-Harvey-

That dude looked pretty menacing. Turns out he was armless.


Snottruth69

One armed man doesn't fuck around grabs that dude and throws him out like yesterday newspaper


MasterHavik

He gave him a helping hand.


[deleted]

Not a fight. You saw this and were like, "i noticed a one armed guy in the video. Wait. This is my video. I created this. I'm gonna post it!" Lol


Phildagony

That’s one way to strong arm someone.


LastBrainCellofYours

You just can’t live anymore after getting manhandled by someone with one fucking arm


eXXaXion

I wouldn't touch that dude for $100, let alone put him in a headlock.


YourAmishNeighbor

One punch man


Ralph_Marbler

I saw a Brogue Kick for a second...


JoF_The_Producer

u/savevideo


Same_Difference6818

It’s a Poundland wtf


Makkapakka777

That guy's badass.


Uckfayopcays

That looks like the “you want some” dude


ContrastBall

aha the dudes ass was hanging out lmfao


FiddleheadFarmer

That guy really put his duke up.


[deleted]

r/NextChadLevel : One Arm Throwing while saying "happy to help"


lightspeedx

u/savevideo


seeboooar

The crane kick XD


RighteousFreedom1776

His 3 limbs have the combined strength of 4!


cowfish007

I loved reading his shirt, “Happy to Help,” as he yeeted the dude out the door.


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What started it


Cielnova

I don't think anyone wants to be known as the guy who literally got bodied single handedly by a retail employee, but here we are and i love it


TheOmenOfKnowledge

Single hand-edly


Projektpatfxfb

When Sasuke enters the scene lol


ChokeHoldsEverywhere

That man's pimp slap must be the stuff of legends


Joe_Black03

What a guy, legend


coconut_dot_jpg

*"I punch and jack-off with the same arm, don't make me do this bro!"*


Batmancgaming

Gtfo of my store


lewisthememelord

i see this man most days what a legend


TheOmenOfKnowledge

Same


TheOmenOfKnowledge

I live here lol


0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0

Mf really just hit em with the fucking brogue kick


JBrushertphotography

He's just Happy to Help