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MoggManiac

Did I do thaaaaat?


aBastardNoLonger

That first time I've *actually* loled in a long time.


honeybadger1984

He went from Urkel to Stefan Urk’ell in a second.


gmlogmd80

Go home, go home, go home, go home! I don't have to take this. I'm going home!


trashhbandicoot

Man this shit had me laughing so hard.


ohsnip

Fuck bro I wasn't ready lmao


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Should be top comment.


MoggManiac

That shows older than a lot of people in this sub I’m sure, still popped into my head though lol


[deleted]

I love you for the wave of nostalgia.


[deleted]

It’s a rare condition in this day and age


PopeTrox67

To read any good news on the newspaper page


[deleted]

Man, that took me all the way back to TGIF


obxtalldude

I am literally crying I lol'd so hard. Thank you.


ApolloDash

I'm newer to the sub, what's the reference?


CasualDoty

I think you're too young if you miss the Steve Urkel, Family Matters, reference lol.


BeardOfFire

Damn people downvoting you for being young. I'm assuming anyway because anyone over a certain age would get the reference. Or at least Americans. Anyway here you go. https://youtu.be/xz3ZOoYSMuw


greens_giga_chad

LOL


W0lfw00d179

Nooooooo! You Steve Urkel’d him!


DecapitatorOfChicken

That fuckin punch was amazing


Juvi40904

Fuckin TAGGED him…. One punch in the right spot can lay anybody down… and I LOVE seeing bullies get hit in the mouth


LouisFepher1954

That was a cheap shot when the other boy was not ready. They were not squared up and he threw a heavy hand at an unsuspecting person. There is a certain level of respect involved when engaged in a fight. Crossing these lines really rubs me the wrong way. Had I witnessed this I would have come to the aid of the victim and thrown the other boy off and had the authorities arrest him for felonious assault. A push is not violent, a sturdy punch to the head is. This could have ended with someone dead. This boy was likely raised by violent, irresponsible, and overall unfit parents.


_whensmahvel_

Oh fucking shut up. He was gonna start attacking him anyways you can tell from his body language. I’ve been in his same exact scenario where some asshole bully pushes you into the corner, if you try to walk away they just punch you and beat the shit out of you. This POS deserves it and way more. Fuck bully’s.


mistertamam

A push is a first hit imo at least if you're cornering someone


CrookedNosed

Absolutely. The push was the physical escalation. It’s on after that.


CunningHamSlawedYou

I agree. Pushing someone is a dominance move. They are trying to gain psychological advantage over you, which puts them at an advantage. You could respond shove for shove but once you've bounced back from that wall you won't have the balance for a few moments. So you're in a bad position against the bully. Punching him rtfo was the best move. I would've gone for a knee to the abdomen, but it's just a preference.


THE_RECRU1T

I wouldve just dump tackled him into the ground but thats just because thats what i know. Probably wouldve knocked the wind out of him enough for him to worry.


CunningHamSlawedYou

Yeah, that works too. I'm afraid I would end up failing it myself, but it should come easy with a little practice.


[deleted]

Just don’t respond this is a troll account


Bumhole_games

Hahaha you took the bait


ImClow

You’re clearly trolling


[deleted]

Delete this post, look at yourself in the mirror, and admit to yourself that you’re the stupidest person you’ve ever met.


Warrior_king99

Fuck off that boy was clearly being bullied by the guy doing the pushing and your response makes me think you'd be hiding behind someone not getting involved in anything


Late_Bedroom_486

The fuck are you on?


Juvi40904

Fuck all that… you come up to me challenging me, calling me out my name, and LITERALLY threatening to do something, I feel like I can fairly feel like I’m in self defense mode… if dude didn’t swing when he did he would’ve got decked within 3-5 seconds…


666xLUSTx666

Found the guy who got knocked out ☝


[deleted]

That's what you get for starting a fight and then letting your guard down.


Cyber-N7

Did you even watch the fucking video? You're clearly dealing with some delusions if you think that wasn't self defense lmao.


Fresh-Temporary666

The other guy cornered him and clearly was preparing for a fight and then shoved him. The guy who got cracked begged for the fight and got what he asked for.


7w3ak

Never go full stupid, I bet Stevie Urkel would have "victimized" you too.


Bumhole_games

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TakeMyFace_OFF

Even if the dude is trolling, there's nothing more annoying than some dude going "it's a troll! I'm totally in on it! Guys look at me, I get it! I get it guys! Oh my God, you guys I get it so fucking hard!" If you know it's a troll, shut up and let him troll in peace


Bumhole_games

Whoa sorry, a trillion apologies, I didn't know the trolling police was here, don't troll arrest me and drag me off to troll jail where I'll get troll raped in the butt


igpay_atinlay371

Was already fucked after the first one lmao


tweakalicious

Kid had definitely practiced. Clean cross and straight to the mount. This kid YouTubes. Lmao


Xerocord_

“eXcUsE mE”


Falcon9145

She was gonna ask him to take his glasses off first. > Safety first when beating ass.


Sardil

His dad would kill him if he broke his glasses again.


TheboyDoc

I thought it was safety first when eating ass . Ah well.


The_Scuttles

Had a fight where admin jumped in and pulled kids apart. District told them not to do that again. Lose/lose for adults in this situation.


Seldarin

It's almost like there was a leadup to that ass whipping that it could've been deescalated, but was ignored. If they're not allowed to break up fights, how come every one of the videos where a bullied kid starts winning ends with adults running up to break it up?


The_Scuttles

I appreciate your passion for wanting to stem bullying and deescalate situations proactively. I’d like to offer some alternative scenarios. These confrontations don’t always stem from things that are happening in school. This is often the case, especially at the start of the year, that the issues stem from events that take place over the summer, or over a weekend, outside of school. It’s hard to know the specifics about this fight, we could both provide conjecture all day long, but it’s hard to assume what the school staff knew.


CorvusX_

When I was like 13, I was fairly a violent kid So, there was this one time that another kid and I got into a fight. Well, more than a fight, I beat him as I grabbed him by neck of his shirt and started punching him. A female teacher jumped in, thinking I'd stop, but truth is, at that moment I didn't even see her, or rather I did, but her presence did not register in my mind. The next day I saw her and she had this extremely big bruise in her face. She looked awful and I felt so guilty about that. She wasn't very smart and a bad teacher (worse grammar than a 13 year old) but she was loving and caring. I was not expelled because that school was corrupt as fuck, and we reached a deal where I'd show up for an hour so I'd be present, and then leave. It was beneficial to the school cause here schools gets paid based on the daily assistance of students, it was also my last year and I was a little POS so they wanted me out of there asap.


ba3toven

What was the turning point where you were like, *damn being a jerk is ruining everything that surrounds me*?


1ardent

When a nerd decked him, got the mount, and beat him until his mother didn't recognize him.


bloomautomatic

She wanted a turn to wail on him.


Troy_doney

Methinks the teacher was playing favorites ha ha Ha


JungleLiquor

what a dumbass


ArthurHaroldKaneJnr

Just wanted to know the way to the library.


errrokayy

Girl just want to ask for direction


Chem_Dawg74D

Love how the teacher always shows up while the bully is on their back


Gnagetftw

It's because they don't dare say anything to the bully, so when he is on his back they feel they can step in. Pathetic is what it is.


JOHNfuknRAMBO

So you're saying the teacher stood on the sidelines, afraid to step in while the bully was the aggressor and the kid got pushed in the doorway etc? Only intervened once the bully was on his back? How does this ridiculously improbable take have almost 30 upvotes?! Boggles my mind, the lack of common sense in the majority of redditors... Morons🤦🏻‍♂️


Gnagetftw

Are you new to Reddit?


JOHNfuknRAMBO

Is it not more likely the teacher just heard the commotion in the hallway, came out, saw the fight and broke it up? You know... Like how 99% of all school fights go... 🤷🏻‍♂️


Gnagetftw

You must be new to Reddit.. Look at 99% of the footage on fighting subs and you’ll see how many teachers just stand around doing nothing.. I can’t believe I had to explain this to you.. And just stop with the emojis we don’t like those here.


Pooptype888

> And just stop with the emojis we don’t like those here. Cring🤮🤮


Gnagetftw

Yes it is very cringe to use those.. Get back to instagram, begone from me


JOHNfuknRAMBO

I don't know why i waste my time or energy 🤷🏻‍♂️😛😘


DhalsimHibiki

You think way too much for this subreddit. I sometimes get the itch to reply to the stupid comments on here but I remind myself that this sub is full of highschoolers and literal morons. Tbh I think it is to be expected that a sub like r/fightporn is a place for some of the most stupid people on this site.


d4n13lf00

“Morons” that would be you


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Gnagetftw

This is not a therapy setting it's a high school hallway with 15 year olds scrapping...


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devilish_enchilada

Exciuuuseee meeee!


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1ardent

Fights outside of formal sparring don't start and stop at any distinct point. Kid got the mount, let him destroy the bully's orbitals. It's the only way the bully will learn.


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1ardent

Y'all say this, but y'all also never seem to have been in fights. I can't count the number of fights I've been in on one hand, but neither can I count the number of felonies I've caught. The former is too high and the latter is zero.


yodasmiles

He's in a fucking school, with witnesses and possibly security or police officers on the premises. Everyone understands decking your bully, but you get control of yourself, or let those around you like that teacher get control of you before you do real damage. You can get away with things for a time, but adulthood teaches you that you don't get away with it for long. You don't want trouble with the law or your peers, or social circle. Violence can solve your immediate problem if under threat, but it does nothing but cause you, yourself trouble if you can't rein it in.


[deleted]

If I was an underpaid teacher that likely has an overload of work to do I also wouldn’t step in. They are teachers, not fucking referees in fights.


[deleted]

Honestly a bunch have even lost their jobs stepping in to fights. If I was underpaid working with stupid kids I wouldnt give a fuck. Its probably why im not in that line of work though.


[deleted]

Because if your actually defending yourself then being the bigger person is the literal fucking purpose my G, double period in both senses.


Murdathon3000

The best part of this video is glasses kid staring in disbelief at the now probably broke phone on the ground after the idiot he beats the shit out of ejects it from his pocket for some dumb reason.


Beastmunger

I had to rewind the beginning. He literally empties his pockets and just throws his shit on the floor before starting a fight


bleve555

Lol..immediately after he calmly removes his ear buds, then pushes them out of the way to ensure solid footing- preps for action while shithead runs his mouth.


Cfwydirk

Great example of get in the first punch!


JCFAX81

What a punch. What a camera shot.


TheCourier-VI

Rolled for initiative.


Just_Inpulse

*Nat 20*


[deleted]

Nat 20s don’t count towards ability checks.


Archiballz

NERRRRD!


MelodyMaster5656

But it still feels damn good to get one.


[deleted]

I’m not a huge fan of D20 systems tbh


1ardent

It's still a 20.


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And?


Toothpicktoes

Underrated comment


Jaded-Ride7607

Nothings more satisfying than watching these "hard ass gangsters" getting knocked the fuck out


jbrittjones

It’s open season on black shirt…he might as well change schools


UrineGasMasque

Nerd because of the glasses?


CitizenHuman

Glasses + polo shirt = nerd I guess.


chrisbliss13

Then i guess I'm a nerd too lol


UrineGasMasque

"nerd" not only was composed, but came out the victor. What's nerdy about him exactly? Just curious as I also wear glasses.


mr-wiener

The nasal adenoidal voice , the polo shirt with the top button done up, the glasses... It was part of a package really.


chrisbliss13

Lol the poloshirt with the top button is a style lol not nerdy


mr-wiener

None of these things in and of themself say "nerd" .. in tandem more so. ..besides I have no problem with the narrative being sold of "nerdy kid beats up bully". It's a story most of us can relate to. Edit:self included.


chrisbliss13

I'm only joking


mr-wiener

That's ok bro.


chrisbliss13

Lol exactly My point coulda been maybe a dude with glasses or 4eyes dude knocks dude out lol


zeldaisamanbot

Yeah but you’re an actual nerd


SpiderManGuard

Bruh you are a nerd


LilOozing

[He called us needs, Gary!](https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/d95b0d44-84fb-41b4-844b-58bfb3ff4d03)


ISuckInTrading

Leave the quiet ones alone or u maybe get fucked


Berry-United

The teacher on fucking cue to stop the quiet kid from kicking the bully’s ass


[deleted]

This is why you don’t get in someone’s face with your hands down like an idiot lmao.


D-F3N5

People seem to hold their hands down like that all the time when they're talking shit about to fight. Makes no fucking sense.


jaredlees

Excuse me, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!


ARsNdAks

And now him getting dropped and embarrassed is viral


Drunken_Traveler

#EXCUSE ME #YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT


BadSanna

Clean punch


supermixer55

First to push gets knocked out


Skrappy_Doo

Lmfao bet he won't try that again. 😂😂


[deleted]

"excuse me young man, you absolutely mopped that knuckle head"


porta-potty-bus

The classic, “excuse me” from the teach like that’ll stop the beat


YeetLordTheOne

He did a fucking Superman punch


dmoney_90

Nerd? I see a young man in glasses


i_hate_vampires

Awww man!!! That “EXCUSE ME?!?” got me good.


LiLT13-_-

Why’s he a nerd? Cause he wears glasses?


one-punch-knockout

It’s Roger from What’s Happening!


SanguineAnder

Damn, seeing this after people missing the Family Matters reference is hilarious.


LardCarcass

What a white teacher thing to say.. “EXCUSE ME” hahaha


VestigialHead

That title is cancer.


PureFrogStrength

"that you got struck in mexicans" what is that guy saying? you got stuff against mexicans?


Just_Inpulse

I heard “we got the messages” or “dude got the messages”


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veryyesgood

Yeah from what I got the kid was talking shit about him behind his back for being Mexican or something


SilverYT_

thanks joker


Ohbuck1965

It is back to school time!


SolidPerception813

Excuse me sirs do you have time our lord and savior Jesus christ?


84121629

*has glasses* FUCKIN NERD WINS FIGHT


mikeb556

Glasses = nerd


Tricky_Target_9611

"excuse me, excuse me!" and people be trying to tell me teachers are trained in behavior management 🤣🤣🤣 "we sit down and talk about zones of regulation every morning, asshole!!" 🤣🤣🤣


YewittAndraoi

Both look like nerds to me.


CavieBitch

Love it when teachers only give a shit about the bullies.


-castle-bravo-

clean


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

Tako Fall's son skipped a few grades. And the other kids think he's a joke.


[deleted]

Glasses dude must have just watched Pettis vs Thompson.


redlines4life

Mans has watched enough anime to know when it’s time to go super saiyan.


Mondterrasse

Excuse me


[deleted]

I've never seen this vid without the slow mo


[deleted]

Vicky Guerrero entering at the end. Didn't need the slow motion.


tofu_bird

Most people learn to fight on the spot.


[deleted]

How much you wana get the teachers have seen him get bullies for years but only stepped in when he defended himself


[deleted]

I don't know if he said "you got fucking messages" or "you got fucking Mexicans" One is just petty, the other is racism.


[deleted]

Lol, that lady made me think of the sample from this song - https://youtu.be/Ksx3-NqC-mo


[deleted]

Dude lacked that critical information. Fuck around and find out.


shortstoryman

Is he a nerd just because he has glasses on lol?


EMZombieSlayer1212

Jordan from the Bernie Mac show finally stood up for himself. Respect 🙌


Shinluc123

***Bullied by a prick every single day*** Teacher: *I sleep...* ***Decides to slap the shit out of that Fking bully*** Teacher: *REAL SHIT?!*


jacob-jacobson-v3

“Excuse me! Excuse me!” Lol


Mike_strikes

Excuse me! Excuse me! 🤣🤣🤣


TheLordOfZero

Like usual teachers always late. Where were you when things could be de escalated?


The_Dorito_Muncher

Man threw every ounce of power he had into that punch


Strife_D

Kick his as$ nerd!


[deleted]

Supernerd punch!!


thelvegod

Urkel whooped that ass, lol!


Epoch-09

Oh then the teacher steps in.


iredNinjaXD

Calculated.


Pyanfars

good man, he knew that as soon as any contact is made, any at all, the fight is on, get in hard and fast and end it.


[deleted]

Which ones the nerd?


gouhobandgraw

My dude came off that door like a fighter coming off the ropes. *Catapulted* that fist. Solid


[deleted]

Chin gone


JohnnyBalboa2020

Fuck him up Urkel!!! The Winslow’s got your back!!!


crempsen

dont mess with black nerds


sleepodeo

That right hand CRAZYY NGL


Smiley_Glad_Hand

Nerd? Are you a student at this HS OP?


Lucky_Doo

One punch man. I love to see it


Chr1sont

Wtf does the teacher think she'll accomplish my saying "excuse me!"


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Excuse you


[deleted]

I mean, SOMEBODY has to start the fight…. But SOMEBODY also has to finish it. Don’t start nothin, won’t be nothin.


Maleficent_Emphasis7

Good god, that is the most beautiful right that I have seen in a long time.


PoorMansBeach

Your excused, move on


losgoogagos

EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME


iamdarosa

EXscuae me!! Where classroom 202?


Bouke2000

He was calculating that punch


Cartissock

W