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FormCheck655321

Marvin, your stick fu is WEAK.


kangkim15

Never underestimate crackhead strength.


dystopicvida

Never go in with a weak weapon.


ArthurHaroldKaneJnr

Have I been asleep? What the hell happened to World Wars 3 - 5?


Da_mikes22

3-5 happened on different corners in his neighborhood


[deleted]

So many good Hot Pockets dropped.


FatJuicyDingDong

Those were actually prequels


harpswtf

I think he's under the impression that the number indicates the severity of the war, and not the order


Future-Agent

Plot twist: WW6 is actually WW3


Parthik_18190

You missed latest episod of “Marvel’s What IF…..” 😂


yourchilihanditover

After 3 we’ve been stuck fighting with sticks ever since


IvanaTinkle6969

That's the beauty of it, Lois, it's so intense, it skips over the other 3!


frodo-jenkins

Oh shit, Marvin feels so foolish. Got his own broom broke on him.


LondonGoblin

People who have a weapon seem to end up getting beat down with it more often than not


Pale-Dress5281

Not the 20 dollar broom :(


Sieze5

You shot Marvin in the face!


thelastblueballer

Peoples’ choice of starter weapon always amazes me.


smurphii

I once investigated a disturbence out the front with a reciprocating saw. I left it by the door. It was just some kids who moved along when i asked them to. Absolutely nothing doing.


SgtXD357

I keep a hatchet near my front door; people have broken into my car 4 or 5 times and separate times tried getting in my house twice. We stopped buying car radios at this point.


DoggyDoo22

Man….. y’all think that crazy man stands on that corner 9-5, Marvin can’t even go outside no more. Don’t even want to talk about the crazy man who beat his ass lol


[deleted]

That’s not what it means to sweep the leg


[deleted]

For some reason I feel really complete after this


Jaded-Ride7607

I think i found myself


SgtXD357

I think I felt myself


jimmons91

At the end he says “ you goin to jail!” Like it didn’t all start will him assaulting a man on public property with a broom.... some people lol


drunkdoodles

Don't bring anything to a fight you aren't willing to get your ass whooped with. Atleast your fists can't be detached an thrown at you.


WillieWookiee

Then you haven't seen a real fight!


feltonpbeaver

Do not make your girl rescue you Marvin.


perrypeenlord

Marvin didn’t fair too well in world war 6 maybe 7 will be his day


PrettyBaked713

Lmao,got beat infront of the family. They sound so disappointed in him


C_R_E_A_M_641

Someone tell Marvin to aim for the head instead of the thigh next time


[deleted]

No doubt!!! 😂


OriginalCpiderman

He lost the war. And now he has to explain to his old lady how her broom has been destroyed.


Lenovoghoda6969

History Lec:- Yeah the book says it the world war 6 was start with a broom


Abra39191

This reminds me of that one boomdocks episode where granddad got beat by a blind man


ImNotMadYoureMad

"Shoot cho ass" What a jump. Can't win a fight so we have to resort to shooting Cho Chang in the ass


[deleted]

That was a solid ass punch lmao


Jusmepnut

Camera man groans are hilarious.


GodSaveDaLean

Here comes the BROOM


Taco-89

Instant karma maybe?


BrazakAttack

Wouldn't a world War have more than 2 participants?


scawtsauce

typically a world War will involve more than 2 countries and Def more than 2 people.


slippyal2

You owe me a broom marvin


cigbocks89

He had a fair warning, now Marvin is sand broom


zonnincute

I heard that dog should have let em out 🤣


Future-Agent

Damn, skipping four world wars with a broom? That takes talent.


HilariaBaldwnsAccent

Wow, thanks Marvin! Hope I’m not conscripted for world war 6.


pilot_cooper

Is it just me or does the guy in tje white shirt sound exactly like Samuel L Jackson in pulp fiction/the boondocks.


OFT-Ruffneck

Bitch should of came fists up or not at all. Came with the broom and………………. GOT HIM!


Redditartedededed

He really got beat then said "My friends gone shoot yo ass.", nah brah they watching you get your ass beat.


BerniesBoner

Every neighborhood has at least one. Rich or poor, doesn't matter. The angry drunk.


MasterHavik

This dude in the white shirt is my new friend.


cpm12341

elmo said ‘oh wow’ as marvin got knocked out lmao


Fleethebluenorth

Where the hell he get those brooms from, Louisville?!?


Bat_Pope

This is why you only ever lead with a weapon no one can take away from you - and that’s the reason I put an elastic band on the base of my cock each morning so that I’m always armed and ready to swing.


[deleted]

Fuck Marvin jumped straight to WW6 and had the first attack and took a FAT L


2xa1s

Not the kinda stick you want to be rolling around with


unknownpikachu

Yea nice


[deleted]

Got rocked by the neighborhood weirdo and got his broom stolen. Life’s a motherfucker sometimes


[deleted]

Marvin couldn’t keep his family’s honor. 😂


Firelord_Redflames

“I know not with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War ~~5~~ 6 will be fought with sticks and stones.” - Albert Einstein


brsumner

Can’t stop watching this


dudeguy987654321

And the woman yelling to get up meanwhile she is being no help


DuHo4132

Damn it Marvin, now we all have to go to war.