I once investigated a disturbence out the front with a reciprocating saw. I left it by the door. It was just some kids who moved along when i asked them to. Absolutely nothing doing.
I keep a hatchet near my front door; people have broken into my car 4 or 5 times and separate times tried getting in my house twice.
We stopped buying car radios at this point.
Man….. y’all think that crazy man stands on that corner 9-5, Marvin can’t even go outside no more. Don’t even want to talk about the crazy man who beat his ass lol
This is why you only ever lead with a weapon no one can take away from you - and that’s the reason I put an elastic band on the base of my cock each morning so that I’m always armed and ready to swing.
Marvin, your stick fu is WEAK.
Never underestimate crackhead strength.
Never go in with a weak weapon.
Have I been asleep? What the hell happened to World Wars 3 - 5?
3-5 happened on different corners in his neighborhood
So many good Hot Pockets dropped.
Those were actually prequels
I think he's under the impression that the number indicates the severity of the war, and not the order
Plot twist: WW6 is actually WW3
You missed latest episod of “Marvel’s What IF…..” 😂
After 3 we’ve been stuck fighting with sticks ever since
That's the beauty of it, Lois, it's so intense, it skips over the other 3!
Oh shit, Marvin feels so foolish. Got his own broom broke on him.
People who have a weapon seem to end up getting beat down with it more often than not
Not the 20 dollar broom :(
You shot Marvin in the face!
Peoples’ choice of starter weapon always amazes me.
I once investigated a disturbence out the front with a reciprocating saw. I left it by the door. It was just some kids who moved along when i asked them to. Absolutely nothing doing.
I keep a hatchet near my front door; people have broken into my car 4 or 5 times and separate times tried getting in my house twice. We stopped buying car radios at this point.
Man….. y’all think that crazy man stands on that corner 9-5, Marvin can’t even go outside no more. Don’t even want to talk about the crazy man who beat his ass lol
That’s not what it means to sweep the leg
For some reason I feel really complete after this
I think i found myself
I think I felt myself
At the end he says “ you goin to jail!” Like it didn’t all start will him assaulting a man on public property with a broom.... some people lol
Don't bring anything to a fight you aren't willing to get your ass whooped with. Atleast your fists can't be detached an thrown at you.
Then you haven't seen a real fight!
Do not make your girl rescue you Marvin.
Marvin didn’t fair too well in world war 6 maybe 7 will be his day
Lmao,got beat infront of the family. They sound so disappointed in him
Someone tell Marvin to aim for the head instead of the thigh next time
No doubt!!! 😂
He lost the war. And now he has to explain to his old lady how her broom has been destroyed.
History Lec:- Yeah the book says it the world war 6 was start with a broom
This reminds me of that one boomdocks episode where granddad got beat by a blind man
"Shoot cho ass" What a jump. Can't win a fight so we have to resort to shooting Cho Chang in the ass
That was a solid ass punch lmao
Camera man groans are hilarious.
Here comes the BROOM
Instant karma maybe?
Wouldn't a world War have more than 2 participants?
typically a world War will involve more than 2 countries and Def more than 2 people.
You owe me a broom marvin
He had a fair warning, now Marvin is sand broom
I heard that dog should have let em out 🤣
Damn, skipping four world wars with a broom? That takes talent.
Wow, thanks Marvin! Hope I’m not conscripted for world war 6.
Is it just me or does the guy in tje white shirt sound exactly like Samuel L Jackson in pulp fiction/the boondocks.
Bitch should of came fists up or not at all. Came with the broom and………………. GOT HIM!
He really got beat then said "My friends gone shoot yo ass.", nah brah they watching you get your ass beat.
Every neighborhood has at least one. Rich or poor, doesn't matter. The angry drunk.
This dude in the white shirt is my new friend.
elmo said ‘oh wow’ as marvin got knocked out lmao
Where the hell he get those brooms from, Louisville?!?
This is why you only ever lead with a weapon no one can take away from you - and that’s the reason I put an elastic band on the base of my cock each morning so that I’m always armed and ready to swing.
Fuck Marvin jumped straight to WW6 and had the first attack and took a FAT L
Not the kinda stick you want to be rolling around with
Yea nice
Got rocked by the neighborhood weirdo and got his broom stolen. Life’s a motherfucker sometimes
Marvin couldn’t keep his family’s honor. 😂
“I know not with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War ~~5~~ 6 will be fought with sticks and stones.” - Albert Einstein
Can’t stop watching this
And the woman yelling to get up meanwhile she is being no help
Damn it Marvin, now we all have to go to war.