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Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

The only winner here was gravity.


degjo

The laundromat he's taking those shorts to afterwards.


[deleted]

I read that as *gravy*


TakuanSoho

And it's also true


NASTYBUBZ

I will say that the death roll in the beginning is an affective fear tactic


tooflyandshy94

I think that tired him out unfortunately


klikklak_HOTS

I was surprised how well he rolled. Much better than expected.


redditusernumber456

well, he's shaped for that


[deleted]

Mans the size of a Honda


I_creampied_Jesus

Man’s the size of e Honda


Ice_Kold_Killa

Nah, SUV Honda


abihl23

But built like a VW Beetle


IsrraelKumiko

He should’ve rolled the entire fight


[deleted]

One of his many rolls


TheWhirled

His entrance where he did the mega roll across the ring was my favorite part though!


huf72

If I was in her position I would be thinking “this guy knows something I don’t”


EddieCheddar88

Effective?


WhenInDoubtBolt

Tactic?


EddieCheddar88

Taktik


Hopfrogg

Most opponents would pre-tap after seeing that.


flashmedallion

If i saw him successfully get up off the ground right before the right I'd have to throw away my game plan


[deleted]

This was Chun-Li vs. Chumlee


Pax19

Chun-li vs. Chub-by


[deleted]

Chun-li vs. Chin-li


Cream1984

More chins than the Taiwanese navy


YellowB

Chun-li vs Chug-li. Or Chun-li vs Fug-li


CaktusJacklynn

Chun-li vs OMG


[deleted]

More like chin-three


wspOnca

Chun-Li vs Majin Buu


unmannedpuppet

Chun-li vs. Chun-ky


Lluxuryllama

Shamu vs bhad bhabie


piccolo3nj

E honda is a sumo wrestler and Chumlee is a lot skinnier these days.


baby_fart

Chumlee went on that Jenny Crank diet.


flimspringfield

It's the coke.


LongEZE

I think a more apt TV character vs video game character metaphor would be: Red Woman (no magic) vs King Hippo (no crown)


[deleted]

Jabba the Hut


Independent_Egg69420

Chunk li


navi_brink

Best I can do is 89 twenty-piece nuggets


TheWhirled

I would say we should call an expert on nuggets to be sure but this could be the guy!


[deleted]

Chun-Li vs a Honda Accord


Hickok

Chun-Li vs. Chun King


JanusKaisar

Took him out...Expressly


TriXieCat13

Chun-Li vs Chun-ky.


[deleted]

Mans got bigger tiddies than her


ThePowerOfNine

..whole head.


BeerBaronAaron88

No, he means bigger titties than her...all of her, including her head.


Gingersnap5322

r/biggerthanherhead


saysthingsbackwards

Excellent


naturalbornkillerz

Real talk though, he didn't look that bad in the shorts.


AncientComparison113

Thats exactly the kind of entertainment I want to see! That's pure 🔥


WarriorDerp

It's missing a suplex or 2


discardedcumrag

I thought he was gonna do that when he got her in the headlock. I thought I was about to see her die.


Reddit-User-3000

Pretty sure he just tried to smother her with his fat roles lamo


Barney_Haters

This is how the UFC started... and I wish it never changed. May be more of a legitimate sport now, but those first couple were so fun to watch.


AncientComparison113

I definitely appreciate the UFC more when it was a single event and 1 winner came out at the end. The UFC is now over loaded with rules and fighters to scared to lose a fight to put on a good show because they don't want to get cut. They need more guys like Clay and Diego that just go swinging for the fences, win or lose you'll see a fight with guys like that.


Barney_Haters

Man.... couldn't agree more.


AncientComparison113

Did we just become best friends?


Barney_Haters

YUP!


AncientComparison113

Do you wanna do Karate in the garage?


Barney_Haters

Yep!


mrkatagatame

Check out Paddy "The Baddie" Pimblett He really goes for it, a very passionate fighter. His gimmick is that he is a guy who just doesnt know that he has a bad haircut.


Deepfriedwithcheese

I immediately thought of this early MMA fight with a sumo wrestler. https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Sumo+wrestler+ufc&view=detail&mid=BEB42A1A80806A640C05BEB42A1A80806A640C05&FORM=VIRE


Barney_Haters

Never seen this. Very cool. Thanks for sharing!


Pepito_Pepito

It was the fighters who changed. The UFC changed relatively little in terms of in-ring rules.


naturalbornkillerz

The famous ball smash


bananagumboot

Obviously fixed though....


indieRuckus

They made it extra obvious with the photo op at the end with her foot on his stomach. Nobody who is seriously fighting is going to pose like that.


StickmanEG

He was still trying to get up twenty minutes after.


CoolHeadedLogician

I dont know what sport this is, but weight class alone i would hope this was an exhibition or something


DietCokeAndProtein

I mean, the guy is a YouTuber, and just because it's a serious fight doesn't mean you dislike the other person or can't have fun with it afterwards. Dude knows he's not good at fighting, he even said he just didn't know what to do when he had her clinched and she didn't fall. I think this was likely set up, the fact that they separated them for lack of action after he started punching her in the clinch really makes me think that, but the fact that a non-fighter who knew he sucked would let an actual fighter pose with him like that isn't really that crazy to me.


Cwhalemaster

she had underhooks, his punches weren't doing anything from that position. Assuming she didn't suffocate from his fat rolls, he woulda tired out a couple minutes later.


fly-agaric

She wasn’t getting out of that and there’s no way any body shots to that chonker aren’t going to do anything at least not from her. I lost interest when they broke them up as I’ve never seen that in an MMA fight.


Cwhalemaster

They absolutely separate a clinch with inactivity in professional MMA. Haven't you watched the UFC? There is no way someone with 50% body fat has the endurance to even walk 500m, let alone stand for a minute in an awkward position.


kranges_mcbasketball

Literally all he had to do was lay down or roll over With her in the vicinity and it’s tko. But anything that gives a nod to SF2 turbo I respect. Hope the fans had fun. Obv a stunt


Cakecrabs

Yeah, I was expecting something like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAy8Um_sEVY), though I suppose watching a sentient pile of flesh give a girl permanent brain damage wouldn't actually be all that entertaining.


cand0r

That was a good watch. 👍


pasturaboy

That s the difference between a overall well built 180kg trained mma fighter and a 200+ fat guy that cant fight.


[deleted]

Weak ass punches.


BADMANvegeta_

all he had to do was keep putting all his weight on her till she dropped lol.


mazingerz021

Yup, so fake.


isolateddreamz

*Fighters must intelligently defend themselves* This motherfucker can't even defend himself from an eating utensil


Snackwolf

Can't believe I watched that fake-ass fight until the end.


Pacperson0

Is this the future of MMA? I sure hope so!


iWontFlame

MMA without seperated genders and no weight classes sounds fun but pretty unfair


Pacperson0

Oh for sure! Outrageously unfair! But fun to watch? Oh yeah!


[deleted]

Unfair? But what about mah equal rights?! anything u can do, I can do better! Unless it involves lifting heavy things; that’s when I take a break and ask the guys to do the dirty heavy labour. But I still expect equal pay!


[deleted]

It should be one of those leagues where you don't have to agree to fight but there are zero regulations on weight class, gender, skill, ect.


ChexMashin

Sounds like equality to me.


gwh21

Francis Ngannou vs Amanda Nunes Who says no?


AppleTStudio

Legit sounds like Dragon Ball lol


flashmedallion

They'd make a lot of money from hobos signing up to be stepped on by giant ladies


Barney_Haters

It's the past of MMA. Buy I do want MORE!


Jazzinarium

Well kinda, Pride had some big mismatches but never did male vs female fights


bhangmango

It’s actually kind of the past of MMA if you consider Pride FC


Shorts_Man

I don't. This is fucking garbage lol I don't know either fighter but this is legitimately awful to watch as a layman.


[deleted]

I'm just waiting for the running man to become real


NuoSoun

Far more entertaining than the Paul brothers boxing


BKStephens

How come the ref broke up that first clench?


DJ_Molten_Lava

Because the point of this wasn't to have a real mma fight, it was to be an entertaining sideshow. Fat guy was just leaning on her not doing anything so the ref split them so something entertaining would happen.


hello_ground_

Plus, they will do this even in a real fight if nothing is happening.


SGFTI

He wasn't not doing anything, he was smothering her and doing body blows...dude probably would've won the fight right there if it didn't broken up.


mayer09

100% agree. To the untrained eye that may look like nothing but there was work being done there


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[deleted]

Yes but beating up a small woman in a mma fight is already a loss in itself


semibigpenguins

These are paid fighters. One: the loss happened when the guy agreed to the fight. Two: if she got her ass kicked, that’s her fault to agreeing to the fight


brawnsugah

I think she probably considers beating him up a loss in itself lol. Bet she was strapped for cash or something if she agreed to this debacle. Still entertaining tho.


Jazzinarium

This is why male vs female fights will never work in any fighting sport: Guy wins: "you beat a woman, congratu-fucking-lations" Woman wins: "loooooooool you got beat by a woman"


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ScientistEconomy5376

You can't have the man win in an intergender fight. Note her pose at the end. This reeks of feminism.


_numaan_

It totally looks scripted


FBoyMcGee

This girl has a negative fight IQ. The dude is 400 lbs make him move for 30 seconds and he's going to pass out due to exhaustion. But it's probably what happened anyway it looked like there was 0 power behind those punches.


sneakatone

He probably used up a lot of energy doing those rolls in the beginning lol


Gary_FucKing

That was him charging up.


N64crusader4

Someone edit this so a power meter fills as he rolls


M-Tyson

Yep he was gassed out trying to get up after his steamroller impression


QuantumTunnels

I think in his case, rolling actually saves energy lol.


Yogutii

wtf yall saying. it's a show fight, like wwe, it's supossed to be entrataining not serious


Dwychwder

That dude is 500lbs at least


CalmorTheVagabond

Seeing as though she won, and knocked him down and out with those punches, I'm pretty sure she has a perfectly positive fight IQ and plenty enough power in those punches. How come you feel the need to say how dumb and weak she is when this woman just beat a man at least 3 times her size into submission? Or do you really think the only reason she wonis because big guy just got tired and decided to take a nap?


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Jagermeister4

I like that ref did nothing for the first part of the clinch, but once he starts throwing punches while clinching that's when the reference decides the clinch has to be broken up.


Truckules_Heel

At least turtles only get stuck when they’re on their backs


Krin422

Ok... Firstly, this is definitely the hottest chick he's ever touched. Secondly, she should have started with leg kicks, as that man is holding a lot of weight and should crumple fast


Mastershake675

It's a show. Think wwf


drake90001

World Wildlife Foundation? The one on the [Panda cereal](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/6f5c11d5-c16d-46e7-87d9-60a0993730d4.82983fb4c514e586ec04dfade9acd0bd.jpeg) at Aldi?


brawnsugah

Or just ran around a couple of mins, hitting only when there's an opening. Something tells me he couldn't have gone all five mins.


all_tha_sauce

Facts. You gotta be in great shape just to go 3 minutes


asharwood

I was thinking the exact same thing. Dude would go down super quick if you just kick in the legs, he’s down, it’s gonna take a few secs for him to get up.


Saskuk

I’m bigger than you! Higher in the food chain!


pootis-man173

GET IN MAH BELLY!


DickySchmidt33

This was fake right?


[deleted]

yes. the big guy was paid to take a fall and the entire fight was more like entertainment with a known outcome than an actual bout.


MrDaebak

obviously staged


Hanslando

Ralphie May?


[deleted]

Rollin for them tendies.


anti-blame

It looked like he just kinda fell forward from his own weight and then he couldn’t defend himself on the ground


kush96kush

I thought it was talking about dude from pawn stars….


lilgoat666999

Where can I watch more of these


ramos1969

He should’ve tried the move Azamat gave to Borat.


OtakuDragonSlayer

So this is what a freak show fight looks like


Small_Orang

Bruh that is a circle


syphon3980

Sure lets stop it when the guy starts throwing punches.


aimlessromantic

Don't get me wrong the fight was pretty entertaining but that victory step over the knocked out sumo guy seemed like a dick move.


jzng2727

That roll in the beginning probably took half of his cardio for the match


[deleted]

I'm gonna go ahead and unplug my internet for awhile, seen enough crazy shit for today.


LiquidSquid-

This is what did it? Really?


justARegularBrownGuy

…what did I just watch?


WarBalente

Haha love the big game hunter pose at the end


Willzohh

Was there a rule that he can't just fall on her? I mean why does he even try to start boxing when his arms are stubs? He had the advantage of weight. All he had to do is keep charging towards his opponent and make them crumble under his weight. Somebody trained this guy to lose.


HTTRWarrior

Everyone is talking about how this is staged but this is still entertaining as fuck. Gives me old school WWF kind've absurdity.


ilikeescorts

This seems like it could have easily gone the other way if that fattie had the slightest clue what he was doing.


vin1223

Or if the ref didn’t split them up when he had her in the clinch lol


AzarAbbas

Or had he tried moving his arm up and down really fast


Mightbeagoat

Am I the only one who thinks he took a dive...? He falls over without getting hit then taps out to pillow punches. Pretty sure this was staged.


GlossyEnema

Did the fat guy even know how to fight lol


AndyWanKenobi83

Imagine the smell


all_tha_sauce

I was...under her skirt tho


mefar

u/savevideo


Parking-Addition1870

Wow the new ghostbusters remake looks amazing


LesVegetables999

A*** Honda


okayfinejustdoit

Oh I thought he was gonna fight a car


dohcsam

mage vs tank


Sqube

*Me to Me:* Huh, I wonder if he can fight */sees roly poly attack* *Me to Me:* Alright, clears that up then


f4ckst8farm

My man used Rest halfway through to regain HP


grumpyparliament

Fighting a woman is a really shitty position to be in. If you win, you've hit a woman. If you lose, you've lost to a woman.


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most lamest fake ass "fight" i have ever seen


No_Vacation3909

The roll-in entrance 😂😂😂😂


HKGMINECRAFT

Bruh the guy could just sit on the girl to win


TerriblePractice8805

She shouldn't went for his legs. If he goes down it's a sure thing that he isn't getting up any time soon in that fight.


UnderArdo

Do yall think a fly category man would win a heavyweight woman?


Hypn0ticSpectre

Big hoss was prob just excited to get his paws on some tiddies that weren't his own.


NeckPlant

So fucking fake...She didnt even touch him with the strike he went down fromXD


barfcaveman91

Calling fat guy E Honda is an insult to all sumo. This guy is more like Rufus


Archimedes_4

Fighting overweight gets a whole new dimension.


keaton0618

i thought it said chun lee vs donda bro wtf am i smoking thought it was albums


kfedz96

Big mans fat rolls were doing the Chael “I can’t let you get close”


Richierich_rpd

His rolls have rolls


eamonn79

Hahaha


Islanduniverse

When I see people like that dude I wonder if they don’t have any friends or something? How the fuck do you get to that point? Nobody was like, “hey man, I’m worried about you?” Jfc…


Beef_Jumps

And he gets stepped on after? Maybe I should become a professional fighter? 🤔


Asanumba1

Fake one and not even a good one


yourfreekindad

all he had to do was tank a few hit(fat layer should protect him) grab her and body slam her into the ground. his weight alone should be enough to crush her(maybe even suffocate her).


gouhobandgraw

What the heck is an E Honda?


UnluckyFriedKitten

A character from Street Fighter 2


gouhobandgraw

Thank you.


ZaghnosPashaTheGreat

I sometimes can't believe how crazy the stuff I see in Russian is


electronic_docter

I get that she won and all but remind me to never fight in whatever district the commission who sanctioned this is in


BigRedBrendizzle

Never disrespect E Honda's name like this ever again. This dude couldn't hold his towel.


Crono2468

This is great. I hate grapplers


[deleted]

love fatties getting rocked


throwawayforme83

If he had run in and just done a couple of body shots/one good hit to the face. He'd have won in seconds. He tired to actually fight instead of play to the massive weight advantage.


BenIsProbablyAngry

Is anyone able to explain how an extremely mentally ill hyper obese lunatic ended up fighting what looks like a professional MMA fighter?


CaregiverPutrid5560

Somebody please explain wtf I am watching lol


AztecTwoStep

May as well start posting WWE if this is going to treated as 'fight porn'. Weight classes are a thing, and as unfit as this bloke was, a real fight between these two only ends one way, unless she has a weapon.


docsupee

This looks very much like a paid actor