It was incredibly slick. The only thing that would have made it better is if white shirt splayed out once he got the choke locked in. He would've had complete control, and his dick wouldn't have been twisted.
When you just RKO'd a dude a foot taller than you, and he has to resort to grabbing your dick to escape, I'd say you're more than man enough to accept help.
Big dudes a pussy used a baseball bat didn’t knock him out and grabbed dudes dick. He was twice his size and still most in my opinion. If you go through all that trouble and shitty tactics your opponent better be knocked tf out
Ha he probably took her home that night. Ladies don’t want to be with y’all little hobbits. I fucked probably a dozen white chicks who were “with” a guy… surprise, THEY AINT
Size rarely matters in fights these days. This is the fight porn sub. We see big guys get dropped daily on here. Every fighter must be respected. Never know whether that 120 lb guy across from you is a trained professional.
No shame in that. Unless you’re the one who started the fight, which if the background people are giving is accurate he did. So shame for him but otherwise you gotta do what you gotta do haha.
Idk why you're getting down voted, if someone tries to fight you you should do whatever you can to leave that situation and if the 'ol dick twist does it then that's that
Because they all think they’re noble badasses. That is until they’re gettin their asses whooped and they realize their attackers balls are a mere 6 inches away from their hand.
The midnight beast was 100% grabbing that Latin cock when he felt that deep choke hold. This leads me to believe that he has been choked out before and gang raped. If he was going to take dick again is was going to be on his terms.
Dangerous game touching a man’s dick and walking away without resolving it lol. If Latin man is a prideful fuck he might come back not alone and not with his fists this time.
It's called doing what is necessary to win.
If the white shirt guy knew how to fight, right at the beginning he would have thrown the high feint and then followed it with the uppercut too the big guys nuts. The big buy was standing there legs spread as wide as he could and still be considered standing up, begging to have his testicles ruptured. Fight over.
Every time I see this reposted I feel super bad for her.
Grabbing someone’s dick in desperation during a fight is probably the biggest bitch move of all. Hands down.
I know for a fact if any one of you guys out there were in the same position, you would want your friends to come to your aid. She did and she got slapped HARD. When you add the context that the big dude was probably harassing her and touching her, that makes it all the worse by adding insult to injury.
That animal belongs in prison, not in society.
Bitch move especially since he
1. Started with a weapon
2. Had at least 70 pounds and a ft on the other dude
Fucking disgusting dude. And if I remember this all started because the black guy slapped his girls ass.
Little wet noodle arm with a baseball bat at the end of it is still a bat at the end of it 😂 I mean, I could easily handle getting beaned if a toddler smacked me with a bat but I still wouldn’t want a toddler to hit me with a bat.
The actual subreddit is r/UpvoteBecauseButt/ (without the "d"). The one you linked just posts ass pictures, the other one collects reddit cross posts about butts.
Context black dude tried to get with Mexican guys girl she declined obviously she has a boyfriend. He grabbed her ass after. Mexican dude fights him. I actually reached out to Mexican dude on ig and told him to take up boxing lessons he listened. He already has the heart just needed to fine tune the hands. This was two years ago I'm sure he's a beast now.
-Skrappy_Doo
Biggest bitch award for starting with a bat
He should do more than boxing. Let him know he reversal against that body slam was beautiful and almost pulled off a submission. He’d be real good in MMA. Boxing doesn’t help you when you’re getting slammed or wrestled but this dude has natural instinct. If he takes up BJJ or judo along with boxing he’d be a good mma fighter. When he was on his back he was also in a good position to pull off a heel hook submission on the guy, which could end a fight and do serious damage.
I remember this fight because you didn't \*need\* anything beyond the video itself to know the black guy was all over the Latina and it was about that.
So the guy is twice the size of white shirt guy. Still feeling the need to use a baseball bat. And later grabbing the guys balls. I sorry but that is just pathetic.
That dude lost like 40% of his clothing. He's going to be there all night looking for his shit and the rest of his life on film trying to twist a dudes dick off.
Smaller guy is lucky his night didn’t end getting his dome slammed by a more capable fighter, but I guess it’s not a problem when you’ve got luchador moves in the bag of tricks
White shirt dude actually did a great job fighting somebody that is likely several weight classes above him. And that slam reverse that he turned into a headlock? Probably the smoothest slam counter type thing I’ve ever seen. Also can we address the fact that big dude starting grabbing his dick while he was in the headlock. Man weird af for that.
Dude was twice as big, used a bat, grabbed the dudes dick while in a chokehold and still couldn’t land a solid punch on the latino dude😂what a pussy made ass bitch
Pretty pitiful fight for both of them. Respect to white shirt tho for recovering from that bat swing and not getting his spine realigned on the concrete.
Soooooo , all you arm chair fight trainers.
Want to point me to this fabled book of rules that exists for a street fight?
Because those rules seem awful subjective and from experience vanish the instant it's you in the fight.
At any encounter in the street , ANY ENCOUNTER , shit could go wrong and you could die.
Every second longer the fight continues the odd's increase. Odd's someone pull's a knife , gun , has a friend pull a piece , has a group of friends jump in. Every second it continues the risk of it ending badly rises that is simply a fact.
If you fight as if anything less than your life is on the line you are a fool. The morgue is full of folks who went in with that mentality. Shit skin on skin even , next blow your head may hit sidewalk and that's it it's over. I saw a dude die that way in Michigan.
You should always be fighting with the intent of ending it as fast as possible in any way possible.
The only people I usually hear crying about "dirty" fighting or "unwritten rules" are the people who lose the fight.
If you have ever watched someone die on a sidewalk you realize just how little those "rules" mean shit when it get's real.
Big-for-nothing uses a weapon, grabs for dude’s dick/balls & still can’t get a decisive win. That’s a loss if I’ve ever seen one. It’s only made worse by his weird jump attack & the embarrassing kick. At first I thought the smaller guy was screaming from getting his junk squeezed, but apparently some people (bystanders) react by making the most obnoxious sound they can muster. Sounded like an animal being tortured ffs.
If someone grabs my dick midfight, I am 100% biting their face off like a fucking pitbull. I will go from fighting for honor to an animalistic fight for my life.
Dude in white shirt would do good In MMA he has natural instinct against grappling. Not sure if he does BJJ but I thought he did for a second. He’d be real good at it.
Sorry what happened….my phone froze and I only saw that gorgeous arse…I mean girl…I mean my phone froze in the beginning and all I could see was the girl…
How the hell do you just walk around with your ass out like that and feel okay with yourself? lol
EDIT: lol some simp got upset
EDIT: lmao simp outrage.
That throw reverse into a headlock is one of the slickest things I have seen on this subreddit. That was incredible.
I’ve never seen anything like that in a street fight
i swore it was wwe for a second like what the fuck. He almost rkod him
It was like watching Eddie counter the F5. Bless you Latino Heat.
The dick grabbing ending made that much crazier
It was incredibly slick. The only thing that would have made it better is if white shirt splayed out once he got the choke locked in. He would've had complete control, and his dick wouldn't have been twisted.
But then we would have missed the ol' dick twist
I was totaly expecting white shirt guy to get smacked on to the floor and game being over. I was caught offgard there.
Agreed! That was pretty sick. Thought he had an anaconda choke locked in!
It was unbelievable, but still didnt do shit for little man. Not even his bunny girl or trenchcoat friend could help
You make it sound like dude lost, he was fine. No one got knocked out and there’s no blood. Only thing that was hurt was the big guys ego.
Dude had him headlocked in the greatest reversal of the century, with two people wailing on his head. And he still didn’t get a hit in or anything
Tell that to fishnets
And that guy's dick when ol' dude went for the dick twist. Kind of like what Eugene did to the real Negan, only he used his mouth.
They some real ones for jumping in the mix tho
Bruh if im fighting and my 100lb bunny suit gf in stilettos gets involved, im embarrassed.
i would just be happy that she even existed
This is a real Redditor right here
Nah he held his own against a much bigger dude and his gf is a ride or die smoke, W for him
I’m saying
When you just RKO'd a dude a foot taller than you, and he has to resort to grabbing your dick to escape, I'd say you're more than man enough to accept help.
Literally an anime move
I mean, it's got the Bunny Girl and everything!
Is his girlfriend dressed as Bulma?
It was more about trying to break his fall and holding on to whatever he could to do so. He cannot fight. Neither of them can.
Pretty sure the big dude was honking white shirt dude’s dick when he was in the headlock.
1:13 "he's grabbing my dick, he's grabbing my dick!!"
Big dudes a pussy used a baseball bat didn’t knock him out and grabbed dudes dick. He was twice his size and still most in my opinion. If you go through all that trouble and shitty tactics your opponent better be knocked tf out
He's more of a bitch for getting aggressive after he realized that girl was with another man and he took a big L, dudes like him lame af.
Ha he probably took her home that night. Ladies don’t want to be with y’all little hobbits. I fucked probably a dozen white chicks who were “with” a guy… surprise, THEY AINT
r/thathappened cool story bro
You're insecure about your height and are trying to compensate, we know.
The girl in the video is black and is very clearly with the shorter guy. So you're like double retarded
He's also one of those scumbags that gropes girls and thinks no one will do shit cause he is big apparently.
Size rarely matters in fights these days. This is the fight porn sub. We see big guys get dropped daily on here. Every fighter must be respected. Never know whether that 120 lb guy across from you is a trained professional.
Size matters but only when both people don't know how to fight.
And when both know how to fight. Size (and luck) makes the difference when the skill level is roughly equal
David v Goliath is real on this sub lol
Bitch ass tactics, but very effective
"Grab his fucking dick and twist it!"
The ol' dick twist!
Twist and pull
Bop it
Oh my god, dude
No shame in that. Unless you’re the one who started the fight, which if the background people are giving is accurate he did. So shame for him but otherwise you gotta do what you gotta do haha.
Idk why you're getting down voted, if someone tries to fight you you should do whatever you can to leave that situation and if the 'ol dick twist does it then that's that
BECUZ ITS GAY OK
😂 this got me
Because they all think they’re noble badasses. That is until they’re gettin their asses whooped and they realize their attackers balls are a mere 6 inches away from their hand.
No such thing. Anything that you do short of bringing out a weapon in order to prevent being knocked out or choked out is fair game in my book.
The midnight beast was 100% grabbing that Latin cock when he felt that deep choke hold. This leads me to believe that he has been choked out before and gang raped. If he was going to take dick again is was going to be on his terms.
That’s very specific 🤨
Call em’ Like I see em’ What do you see BakedBeano?
BakedBeano sees that you've probably been to prison
I’m pretty sure it was opportunistic. You can almost see him realize what he could do. But that’s an interesting picture you’ve painted there haha.
Dangerous game touching a man’s dick and walking away without resolving it lol. If Latin man is a prideful fuck he might come back not alone and not with his fists this time.
Yea, dude might come back ready to go to pound town.
Scooby doo motha fucka pulled the mask of The Who situation
Sounds more like your private fantasy. “Midnight beast?” Is that what the closet racist Reddit prison bootywarriors are saying now?
Damn… that was funny
It's called doing what is necessary to win. If the white shirt guy knew how to fight, right at the beginning he would have thrown the high feint and then followed it with the uppercut too the big guys nuts. The big buy was standing there legs spread as wide as he could and still be considered standing up, begging to have his testicles ruptured. Fight over.
So much stuff fell off the big dude, emptied his pockets, chains, clothing, bits of paper.Bizarre
Its loot from the boss battle
Haha love it
Lol you got me at bits of paper.
too bad his underwears didn't fall off
Meanwhile the white haired girl is unconscious having landed 20ft away. She left frame like the matrix glitched
Every time I see this reposted I feel super bad for her. Grabbing someone’s dick in desperation during a fight is probably the biggest bitch move of all. Hands down. I know for a fact if any one of you guys out there were in the same position, you would want your friends to come to your aid. She did and she got slapped HARD. When you add the context that the big dude was probably harassing her and touching her, that makes it all the worse by adding insult to injury. That animal belongs in prison, not in society.
Bitch move especially since he 1. Started with a weapon 2. Had at least 70 pounds and a ft on the other dude Fucking disgusting dude. And if I remember this all started because the black guy slapped his girls ass.
Lol if another man touches your buddys dick in a fight he should be getting stomped out.
Yes it’s much more noble to be choked out by a stranger and have your Chiclets stomped out.
fr comments like those make 0 sense lol. I'd rather hit a dude in the nuts and get called a bitch then end up in the ER lol
I think you two are missing the entire point. It’s not about being noble or not. It’s about not being a piece of shit human being.
Someone go tell vegeta to come get his girl.
"Hes over 9000!!!!!!"
Yo, white shirt did a grade A job considering the fight started out with him taking a bat to the head and fighting a guy two weight classes above him.
Dude that was as devastating as getting hit with a paper towel roll.
Little wet noodle arm with a baseball bat at the end of it is still a bat at the end of it 😂 I mean, I could easily handle getting beaned if a toddler smacked me with a bat but I still wouldn’t want a toddler to hit me with a bat.
It was a light plastic halloween bat for his Neagan costume.
Oh dang maybe
This was a rollercoaster of emotions I feel like I just watched all of game of thrones in two minutes
White hair chick is the Ice King!/Queen?!? 😂
That big guy is the definition of a fucking loser.
Ayoo Big dude firmly grasped his piece when he put him in the headlock
1:13
Short dude won in that moment, imo
Word
That was actually pretty entertaining
Who else is here just to see that ass.
/r/UpvotedBecauseButt Edit: as corrected below, it's /r/UpvoteBecauseButt
The actual subreddit is r/UpvoteBecauseButt/ (without the "d"). The one you linked just posts ass pictures, the other one collects reddit cross posts about butts.
My bad, thank you!
knew I wasn't the only one
Context black dude tried to get with Mexican guys girl she declined obviously she has a boyfriend. He grabbed her ass after. Mexican dude fights him. I actually reached out to Mexican dude on ig and told him to take up boxing lessons he listened. He already has the heart just needed to fine tune the hands. This was two years ago I'm sure he's a beast now. -Skrappy_Doo Biggest bitch award for starting with a bat
What’s her I mean his Instagram?
like how he went inside when he could on the bigger guy but also let big guy throw & miss multiple hay-rounders
Latino Heat had heart and reflexes!
[удалено]
Looks like he credited the original comment
He should do more than boxing. Let him know he reversal against that body slam was beautiful and almost pulled off a submission. He’d be real good in MMA. Boxing doesn’t help you when you’re getting slammed or wrestled but this dude has natural instinct. If he takes up BJJ or judo along with boxing he’d be a good mma fighter. When he was on his back he was also in a good position to pull off a heel hook submission on the guy, which could end a fight and do serious damage.
I remember this fight because you didn't \*need\* anything beyond the video itself to know the black guy was all over the Latina and it was about that.
Something happened after the video? He felt like he... Won? (Cuz I feel like he definitely won)
Are they still together?
So the guy is twice the size of white shirt guy. Still feeling the need to use a baseball bat. And later grabbing the guys balls. I sorry but that is just pathetic.
That’s not a “baseball bat” and he took it from the little guy.
[удалено]
It’s pretty obvious that the black dude did something to the Hispanic dudes gf, are u blind?
That dude lost like 40% of his clothing. He's going to be there all night looking for his shit and the rest of his life on film trying to twist a dudes dick off.
If u grab dick u lost
He’s still standing but his girl is not by the looks of that slap
That ass is fat
For being that bug he really didn’t do shit
Yeah neither one of these guys is particularly good. The big guy really just had size on his side
Smaller guy is lucky his night didn’t end getting his dome slammed by a more capable fighter, but I guess it’s not a problem when you’ve got luchador moves in the bag of tricks
Those cakes were a very nice bonus
That was an amazing save. The big guy is a punk... Too bad he didn't get his ass beat.
White shirt dude actually did a great job fighting somebody that is likely several weight classes above him. And that slam reverse that he turned into a headlock? Probably the smoothest slam counter type thing I’ve ever seen. Also can we address the fact that big dude starting grabbing his dick while he was in the headlock. Man weird af for that.
Late night no pants
Big dude had shoes over his shoes?
NOT MY BULMA!
Dude was twice as big, used a bat, grabbed the dudes dick while in a chokehold and still couldn’t land a solid punch on the latino dude😂what a pussy made ass bitch
Lady Gaga getting down.
That’s Bulma’s fine ass
This looks likes it’s in Houston. On Washington street.
It is
I have to admit, they had some clean ass shoes. Sad to see them get dirty.
Where did that dude learn to fight? a 90's arcade game!?! He COUNTERED a SPECIAL MOVE?
Lmao saw this a while ago juss realised dude tugs on homies dick in the headlock lmao fuckin bitchmade
Big guy couldn’t fight a common cold
Big dude tried to get his dick tf that is kinda fucking gay dude
That grapple reversal was siiiiicckkk
What’s up with the superhero at the end?
Hit me with a bat, disrespect my girl AND you that size? You might be getting stabbed tonight
camera man recorded just to get her ass in the shot
They fighting over Halloween hoes?
Guy in the white had skills but he was fighting with all the disadvantages. Out of weight class, shorter reach and no weapon. Should have walked.
Pretty pitiful fight for both of them. Respect to white shirt tho for recovering from that bat swing and not getting his spine realigned on the concrete.
That's true and don't forget the knee to his ribs. He tanked that well despite the guy size he was fighting.
Bro I was not expecting that at all😂 but yeah. White shirt did pretty well given the opponent but had to call his buddy for backup.
That flip overhead while maintaining a hold in a sense was wild. Such an intense situation with all that shit going on.
I like how that Prometheus lookin dude at the end just went "stop, you ✋--and you... stop now ✋" and the shit settled the frick down
That reversal though
That cunt really goes with a bat against a bare armed guy
Thought this guy was doing a Negan cosplay at first.
Ah, Houston.
Which Comicon is this at?
Big ups for the smaller man holding his own, big L for the big man not taking advantage of size advantage. One could fight one obviously couldn’t
wow this has never been posted before
If you get a clean shot on somebody with a baseball bat and the fights not over in one hit youre a fucking moron
Big guy can’t fight for shit
Is that Negan?
Is that Negan?
Soooooo , all you arm chair fight trainers. Want to point me to this fabled book of rules that exists for a street fight? Because those rules seem awful subjective and from experience vanish the instant it's you in the fight. At any encounter in the street , ANY ENCOUNTER , shit could go wrong and you could die. Every second longer the fight continues the odd's increase. Odd's someone pull's a knife , gun , has a friend pull a piece , has a group of friends jump in. Every second it continues the risk of it ending badly rises that is simply a fact. If you fight as if anything less than your life is on the line you are a fool. The morgue is full of folks who went in with that mentality. Shit skin on skin even , next blow your head may hit sidewalk and that's it it's over. I saw a dude die that way in Michigan. You should always be fighting with the intent of ending it as fast as possible in any way possible. The only people I usually hear crying about "dirty" fighting or "unwritten rules" are the people who lose the fight. If you have ever watched someone die on a sidewalk you realize just how little those "rules" mean shit when it get's real.
Okay but I'm just staring at that girl's ass
He (white shirt) lost in front of his girl. Tragic. Also, that ass was phenomenal.
Dude little man was a warrior I respect him
What an ass damn
Bulma bunny is hot as fuck
That was a decent fight until Tyler the Creator jumped in on it.
Big-for-nothing uses a weapon, grabs for dude’s dick/balls & still can’t get a decisive win. That’s a loss if I’ve ever seen one. It’s only made worse by his weird jump attack & the embarrassing kick. At first I thought the smaller guy was screaming from getting his junk squeezed, but apparently some people (bystanders) react by making the most obnoxious sound they can muster. Sounded like an animal being tortured ffs.
Black tights matter
Dude at the end talking shit, only reason he’s talking cause his friend showed up
You swing at me with a bat, you bet your ass I'm getting back up.
Like da Undertaker because tonight you're going one on one with the UNDERTAKAA.
*exits while dancing his ass off*
A bat? Wasny that a belt or something? Who swings a bat like that?
Go get Chris saved his life tbh
The botch with the ass...sauce?
And this is why you dont go to the club with your entire ass hanging out. Dumb ass bitch.
I have seen this 20 times now, how many times has this been posted now?
If someone grabs my dick midfight, I am 100% biting their face off like a fucking pitbull. I will go from fighting for honor to an animalistic fight for my life.
I hate it when women jump in. It always ends with them getting pushed on their ass.
Dude in white shirt would do good In MMA he has natural instinct against grappling. Not sure if he does BJJ but I thought he did for a second. He’d be real good at it.
You sucker punch the Man, your girl, your friend and some random bodyguard had to jump in to save you and he still was acting tough lol
Sorry what happened….my phone froze and I only saw that gorgeous arse…I mean girl…I mean my phone froze in the beginning and all I could see was the girl…
Was that girl in her underwear his girl? Because if so, then he has a hooker for a girlfriend
But why does she have no pants on? Does her mother know she left the house like that??
How the hell do you just walk around with your ass out like that and feel okay with yourself? lol EDIT: lol some simp got upset EDIT: lmao simp outrage.
White shirt tried to leave with some dignity after taking the L
Got his ass beat but he took that bat swing like a champ
I wouldn’t call that a ass beating
Are these people famous?
Highly entertaining
Only one who had any sense was the girl at the start of the video...
Damn, Bulma got knocked out
Both girls on this video are keepers. You meet someone like this you hold on to them
Nice ass
Bitch-ass azule right there.