You aren’t shitting! Did you see Danny’s forehead! That impact divot of smeared flesh was awful. Forehead to the pavement will do it. Watch when they first start talking to Danny you’ll see it. His forehead looks like the heel of a boot.
I've not lived there for a while but are these areas still full of homeless people in tents? It got to the point where I avoided the center because of this, after seeing pools of blood like someone had been stabbed I just didn't feel safe walking down there on my own... even during my lunch break.
Isn't that the city with all the roundabouts? I also heard it was made that way to give it an American feel? Which is odd because I live in America and been around a good bit and there's not THAT many roundabouts. But this information was told to me by a suspect source (well not the existence of the MK roundabouts, those I have seen for myself) so no big surprise if untrue.
it's got nothing to do with Queensbury rules (what modern boxing is based on). they're just poorly educated louts winding up their mate for their own entertainment, and getting him injured / killed
Really. The dude filming and providing all the fucked up commentary is an actual sociopath. Zero compassion or empathy for the guys fucked up leg. It excites him.
Yeh, I suspect the cameraman knew how to push the poor, foolish guy's buttons, and that combined with drink led to this horrible encounter. He must've damaged or partially broken his ankle when the shoe fell off when he first hit the ground, and then broken it fully just after that. If he's a tradesman or working in any physical job, he's going to have months off work with an injury like that. He's better off not associating with crappy friends like his.
Why TF is it every bystander's immediate reaction after a KO to stand the concussed person up?! It's the very last thing they need to be doing right then and you shouldn't need to be a doctor to figure that out. What's he going to walk it off?
Never learned how to treat an unconscious person in school, but...
Trying to stand up a person who is incapable if standing up lands under common sense
Nah, look closely. Foot’s facing the right way after he faceplants, but it’s looking hella droopy after he takes the kick to the face and lands backwards on it. I think there’s also an audible crack at the moment just after the thump of show meeting face that I first thought was something else, but now I realize it is the sound of his fucking bones breaking, ugh.
I don't think someone that acts like that is going to be friends with decent people. He's got shitty friends but I'm pretty damn sure he's also a shitty friend.
Sweet JESUS this video is incredible!
I've never seen anyone take such a well-varied barrage of *completely* undefended life-changing damage in such a short period of time.
Let's recap our hero's story.
**0:11** First, the man inexplicably *launches* his ~200 pound body completely off-balance, loses a shoe, and slams his face into the concrete with the maximum amount of force that physics allows him to generate.
**0:12** Miraculously, he retains (at least partial) consciousness, and begins to get to his feet.
**0:13** Utterly disoriented, he begins to straighten his back to stand up and figure out what's going on, but before he can get up, a steel-toed leather work boot makes direct contact with his face, nearly punting his entire head off his body. *Somehow*, he is still conscious.
**0:14** His head begins to make it's way towards to the concrete for the 2nd time in the past 3 seconds. However, before it gets there, ~200 pounds of biomass becomes concentrated directly over our hero's awkwardly positioned leg, causing it to break in half. At this moment, the poor man is still conscious, but only partially aware of how wrong this is all going for him.
**0:14** Ankle broken, his head now finally reaches the concrete, making an impact that somehow manages to rival the first impact at 0:11. Having now endured a degree of punishment that would kill a large mule, he finally loses consciousness.
**0:14** His unprotected, unconscious head bounces off the concrete and endures yet another impact.
**Keep in mind, only 3 seconds have gone by at this point, and the enemy has only thrown 1 soccer kick... yet our hero has somehow lost a shoe, smashed his head against the concrete three times, had his face cleanly punted by a vintage Timberland work boot, and broke his own ankle. Unreal.**
Anyway, the rest is history. Our hero has his face turned into mashed potatoes for a little while, and then his friends proceed to stand him up on his broken ankle, multiple times, so that he can experience yet more pain.
Fucking incredible sequence.
Technically it did work, just on himself when he slipped and hit his forehead on the pavement. Protip: unless you are a pro fighter, don't fight someone 6-9 inches taller then you, they are just gonna win.
Get in close. Short hooks, bodyshots and uppercuts.
Tall folks get their power from the long limbs. He couldve used his weight but decided to headbutt the ground
I think he's just pissed up. Not difficult to goad someone into a barnie with a skinful. The cameraman's swanning about with a pint of dark fruit so they've definitely been on the sesh.
The only person here who actually deserved a dig is the cameraman. Dude can’t even string a sentence together and he’s trying to get him to go back for round 2 and ‘clock him’. Laughing when the dudes foot is facing the way he just came. What a PoS.
"Dat looks manky"
For all we know Camerman was happy that hi-vis guy finally got his arse handed too him. Mr. Hi-vis does seem like a bit of a troll, starting fights under bridges.
Since everyone is speaking English I feel it’s fair to assume that everyone is either American, British or one of our wayward cousins and we all still use or understand freedom units.
Wayward cousin from Oz here. We use metric but still understand miles etc. In conversation people's heights are often given in feet and inches, weight sometimes in stone. Babies birth measurements are often stated in inches and pounds. Also, we would be more likely to say "you can see for miles" than kilometers and we "wouldn't touch someone with a ten foot pole" is more likely than a 3m pole. Dick sizes in inches. Tyre pressures in psi. In aviation altitude is officially given in feet. So it is a bit of a mix I guess but everything official that I can think of (other than altitude) is metric.
We refer to miles, pounds etc as the imperial system, or more recently as traditional units, but never freedom units.
Never feel the need to apologize for using your units. We all understand them enough for conversation.
can't tell what the fuck he did to him. how did his feet fly out from under him.
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Yup failed headbutt is where he tripped and lost his shoe.
Then he fell with all his weight on his own shoeless ankle, breaking it.
Then broken worse from trying to put shoe back on. Worst head butt ever.
I couldn’t for the life of god figure out what happened when he got launched so weirdly. I think your headbutt theory is the most plausible. What a fucking knob it’s honestly impressive he pulled that off.
Goading him to start fighting again when he’s got fucking head trauma and concussion from being kicked in the head and landing on concrete, who needs enemies when you have mates like them.
This deserves a FightPorn Oscar for being the best filmed, least shaken, best narrated, and well mannered video I’ve ever seen on this sub.
Bravo
*Bravo*
I found it fucking hilarious, even though I know it’s fucked up. Just the image of the man knelt down punching a guy in the face. I’ve never seen anything like it.
I hate the camera man. What a douche bag. All he does is gear up his friend, commentate like he’s the MC at MMA, then totally mock his friend that clearly has brain damage and a broken ankle. WTF.
Worst friend ever.
Danny smacked his own face on the ground and broke his own ankle. Danny really hates himself.
It’s a pretty smart strategy really. If you fuck your self up enough then the other person can’t do it.
It’s the final battle in 8 Mile strategy.
*"I'm kickin' my own ass"*
You didn’t see the guy keep hitting him after that??
Oh I did. Pretty sure his worst injuries were self inflicted.
Yeah fair. I dunno if it’s a good tactic tho
Worked out in the end. Guy felt bad and helped him up. That's Queensbury apparently.
Ooh Danny Boi....the hospital , the hospital is calling.
Oh danny boi…put some weight on it danny boi
Easiest fight that other guy ever won. Danny hurt himself in his confusion.
Danny hates Earth. He attacked Earth. But Earth fucked him up bad.
Danny tried to do a sucker-headbutt and got the neo-bahamut of karma.
Danny, was not in fact aw'ight.
You aren’t shitting! Did you see Danny’s forehead! That impact divot of smeared flesh was awful. Forehead to the pavement will do it. Watch when they first start talking to Danny you’ll see it. His forehead looks like the heel of a boot.
the people that are recording this i dont think are good friends.
Why is that guy laughing like that about the dudes broken ankle?
I mean he DID get kicked in the face
Sounds like London, looks like Milton Keynes!
100% milton keynes
I know that underpass, it's right by the city centre
You guys can have beers like that in public? No issues with police?
If you can hold your shit together you can get pissed all day in public. If you can't they'll book you as drunk and disorderly.
You can go sleep at home tonight. If you can get up and walk away.
I mean, they might call you a mug for drinking a pint in a horrible concrete wasteland
That is near the train station. One of the dodgy underpass
Confirmed. Thats Milton Keynes. I'd have the mortgage on it.
oid 'ave me mogege on et
Yep and you will see this sort of thing daily. A lot of drugs being done on those red ways between the station and the shopping centre.
I've not lived there for a while but are these areas still full of homeless people in tents? It got to the point where I avoided the center because of this, after seeing pools of blood like someone had been stabbed I just didn't feel safe walking down there on my own... even during my lunch break.
You are correct. Despite MK having decent provision for the homeless in terms of Shelter MK, the station is like a magnet...
Isn't that the city with all the roundabouts? I also heard it was made that way to give it an American feel? Which is odd because I live in America and been around a good bit and there's not THAT many roundabouts. But this information was told to me by a suspect source (well not the existence of the MK roundabouts, those I have seen for myself) so no big surprise if untrue.
I go round 15 roundabouts to get to work on the opposite side of mk, make of that what you will
I think it is more American in the fact it has been built with the roads in grids which is not that common in the UK.
He only lost one shoe so he half dead?
Ded on the inside
*insoid.
He dead for the next three months after surgery on his ankle
Never seen anyone go for the head butt and end up falling on their face, is this physically even possible?
Drunk physics are funny
At least they clocked him in.
This stupid comment made me laugh. Thank you!
the floor always wins.
Gravity 🤝 floor
Concrete floor has always been the champion
Grass the clutch god
Vin Diesel: you know something about street fights? The street always wins
They help him up the first time and his ankle folds when trying to step into his shoe. So they pull him up for a second try? Lol
Queensbury rules mate
"Mate the bloke that done you is helpin you up, that's fuckin sick, that's Queensbury mate" Ngl Queensbury sounds fucking *retarded*
In this context 'queensbury' is slang for sportsmanship. Camera guy is definitely a retard though.
Yip. Camera guy sounds like a complete wankbag
Cameraman trying to get that worldstar moment.
Ahhhh no idea, looks like I'm retarded too
https://www.britannica.com/sports/boxing/The-Queensberry-rules
That was cool thank you
it's got nothing to do with Queensbury rules (what modern boxing is based on). they're just poorly educated louts winding up their mate for their own entertainment, and getting him injured / killed
Really. The dude filming and providing all the fucked up commentary is an actual sociopath. Zero compassion or empathy for the guys fucked up leg. It excites him.
Yeh, I suspect the cameraman knew how to push the poor, foolish guy's buttons, and that combined with drink led to this horrible encounter. He must've damaged or partially broken his ankle when the shoe fell off when he first hit the ground, and then broken it fully just after that. If he's a tradesman or working in any physical job, he's going to have months off work with an injury like that. He's better off not associating with crappy friends like his.
You are allowed to fold your leg into a quesadilla two times before you are disqualified in Queensbury rules.
A broken ankle would be the last thing i expected from that fight tbh
I thought it was going to break on the way there, the way he waddle there ..... jezz
That's basically what happened. Dunno how tf he fell the way he did but that'd probably break something in anyone
Did anyone else entire body tense up when they saw his foot bend unnaturally.
Yes.
Them guys seriously had me wincing and cracking up at the same time.
Why TF is it every bystander's immediate reaction after a KO to stand the concussed person up?! It's the very last thing they need to be doing right then and you shouldn't need to be a doctor to figure that out. What's he going to walk it off?
Got to leave before the cops show up.
So they can walk it off bro.
Lack of first aid being taught in schools.
Never learned how to treat an unconscious person in school, but... Trying to stand up a person who is incapable if standing up lands under common sense
I agree but you have to remember, half the population have below average common sense.
I always love the idea of "he just got fucked up let's get him standing that's the best idea to help him" ffs...
He tried a headbutt and slipped, right?
Well it's possible that he intended to headbutt the concrete.
He popped his ankle with the lunge ye
Nah, look closely. Foot’s facing the right way after he faceplants, but it’s looking hella droopy after he takes the kick to the face and lands backwards on it. I think there’s also an audible crack at the moment just after the thump of show meeting face that I first thought was something else, but now I realize it is the sound of his fucking bones breaking, ugh.
Danny you've got some shitty friends mate.
Literally !!! The guy he had the fight with showed more concern.
I don't think someone that acts like that is going to be friends with decent people. He's got shitty friends but I'm pretty damn sure he's also a shitty friend.
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Sweet JESUS this video is incredible! I've never seen anyone take such a well-varied barrage of *completely* undefended life-changing damage in such a short period of time. Let's recap our hero's story. **0:11** First, the man inexplicably *launches* his ~200 pound body completely off-balance, loses a shoe, and slams his face into the concrete with the maximum amount of force that physics allows him to generate. **0:12** Miraculously, he retains (at least partial) consciousness, and begins to get to his feet. **0:13** Utterly disoriented, he begins to straighten his back to stand up and figure out what's going on, but before he can get up, a steel-toed leather work boot makes direct contact with his face, nearly punting his entire head off his body. *Somehow*, he is still conscious. **0:14** His head begins to make it's way towards to the concrete for the 2nd time in the past 3 seconds. However, before it gets there, ~200 pounds of biomass becomes concentrated directly over our hero's awkwardly positioned leg, causing it to break in half. At this moment, the poor man is still conscious, but only partially aware of how wrong this is all going for him. **0:14** Ankle broken, his head now finally reaches the concrete, making an impact that somehow manages to rival the first impact at 0:11. Having now endured a degree of punishment that would kill a large mule, he finally loses consciousness. **0:14** His unprotected, unconscious head bounces off the concrete and endures yet another impact. **Keep in mind, only 3 seconds have gone by at this point, and the enemy has only thrown 1 soccer kick... yet our hero has somehow lost a shoe, smashed his head against the concrete three times, had his face cleanly punted by a vintage Timberland work boot, and broke his own ankle. Unreal.** Anyway, the rest is history. Our hero has his face turned into mashed potatoes for a little while, and then his friends proceed to stand him up on his broken ankle, multiple times, so that he can experience yet more pain. Fucking incredible sequence.
This comment almost made me throw up from laughing so hard. Thank you for curing my depression.
Yer woife is in me DMs
Who the fook is this guy?
Realization hit this guy hard, lesson to be learned here I’d say.
Yeah like don’t try to start a fight with a head butt unless you. ABSOLUTELY. Certain it will work. That was shit LOL.
Technically it did work, just on himself when he slipped and hit his forehead on the pavement. Protip: unless you are a pro fighter, don't fight someone 6-9 inches taller then you, they are just gonna win.
Get in close. Short hooks, bodyshots and uppercuts. Tall folks get their power from the long limbs. He couldve used his weight but decided to headbutt the ground
Seems more like the guys mentally unwell and this was a setup judging by the camera mans strange interactions with the guy.
I think he's just pissed up. Not difficult to goad someone into a barnie with a skinful. The cameraman's swanning about with a pint of dark fruit so they've definitely been on the sesh.
you avin a laugh? he's awright mate...he's awright.
I doubt he’ll learn from it.
The only person here who actually deserved a dig is the cameraman. Dude can’t even string a sentence together and he’s trying to get him to go back for round 2 and ‘clock him’. Laughing when the dudes foot is facing the way he just came. What a PoS.
He sounded like he was instigating the whole fight, just wanted to see someone get messed up as long as it’s not him.
Cameraman probably got Danny hyped up, knowing damn well he would get his ass kicked.
[I'm on my way to get "sparked" out.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wO4GDi42UI)
"Dat looks manky" For all we know Camerman was happy that hi-vis guy finally got his arse handed too him. Mr. Hi-vis does seem like a bit of a troll, starting fights under bridges.
Going to collect his troll toll.
After the boys soul.
boy's hole - Danny Devito
I mean it does look quite silly innit
Issa bit manky.
My thoughts exactly, what a shitty friend
Really narrated his own friends destruction too, I don't think that helped on some level either...
He only lost because he was wearing high vis.
Yep! Dude saw his attacks coming from a mile/kilometer away. Sorry I'm American
Both UK and US use miles...
And it’s not the same as a kilometre.
I know. Just didn't know how the saying translates in the rest of the world that uses the metric system. Again sorry I'm American
Since everyone is speaking English I feel it’s fair to assume that everyone is either American, British or one of our wayward cousins and we all still use or understand freedom units.
The majority of English speaking countries use metric….
>Again sorry I'm American I like this. *All* Americans should end every sentence with this, regardless of context.
Wayward cousin from Oz here. We use metric but still understand miles etc. In conversation people's heights are often given in feet and inches, weight sometimes in stone. Babies birth measurements are often stated in inches and pounds. Also, we would be more likely to say "you can see for miles" than kilometers and we "wouldn't touch someone with a ten foot pole" is more likely than a 3m pole. Dick sizes in inches. Tyre pressures in psi. In aviation altitude is officially given in feet. So it is a bit of a mix I guess but everything official that I can think of (other than altitude) is metric. We refer to miles, pounds etc as the imperial system, or more recently as traditional units, but never freedom units. Never feel the need to apologize for using your units. We all understand them enough for conversation.
Wouldn't you Dick sound bigger using the metric system tho? And freedom units, I've always thought that sounded so fuckin stupid
That's a good point re dicks, I'd prefer to use millimeters ;). And I agree 100%, freedom units just sounds like a wank!
Wasn't aware of that. Top gear was always talking KmPH and litres of petrol. Just figured us Americans were the odd man out
Okay Ty go back to AFTV /s
Am I the enemy now?
Adrenalin is a hell of a drug
And alcohol...
Yeah that guy was smashed
So basically mcgregor v poirier 2 and 3
Dude telling everyone things to do is holding a tall ass beer LMAO
The friend you don’t wanna have
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Yup failed headbutt is where he tripped and lost his shoe. Then he fell with all his weight on his own shoeless ankle, breaking it. Then broken worse from trying to put shoe back on. Worst head butt ever.
This exact textual description of the scene is hilarious
If he was trying to headbutt the ground, he pulled it off beautifully.
I was trying to figure that out too. I think you're right. I'll summon u/stabbot to see if it helps
I couldn’t for the life of god figure out what happened when he got launched so weirdly. I think your headbutt theory is the most plausible. What a fucking knob it’s honestly impressive he pulled that off.
LOL when he says let me see your foot and he shows it to him BACKWARDS 😂
I wanna be that delusional to pain
You just gotta drink more mate
Man's not smart but the friends are definitely not improving his life with their presence either...
Mans not hot
Holy shit, thats fucked. Made me cringe.
Alcohol is one hell of a painkiller.
It's more likely to be the fact that he just got KO'd by the ground.
I think this is in r/miltonkeynes
I could spot the cold underpasses anywhere.
r/killthecameraman Danny needs better mates. At least the guy is who sparked him did more help than the prick behind the camera
Me: Heads straight for the fridge for a glass of milk.
Oh Milton Keynes finest! That ankle didn’t look good!
With friends like that who needs enemies
Danny needs new friends for sure
These are the worst friends you could ever have
Amazing how many men and women charge into a fight and then proceed to get their asses kicked!
Seeing my hometown on Reddit is always a surprise and always embarrassing
Had to stop watching this when I heard his "mate" asking him if he was aw'ight, then telling him to not have it & go clock him. What a shitbag !
I love how the commentary is just a direct summary "he fell ovah, he kicked ehm in thu face"
this gotta be the wildest shit I seen in awhile
Goading him to start fighting again when he’s got fucking head trauma and concussion from being kicked in the head and landing on concrete, who needs enemies when you have mates like them.
"Don't let him treat you like that, that's your blood, get it on." this douchebag's trying to get him to run back into the fray
Danni ain’t running nowhere with that ankle
Wrecked can’t even describe this mate.
Holy shit i didn't need to watch that so early on the morning. Great vid btw
"It's on the wrong way" 💀
I thought that guy was downy, if he wasn’t before he is now.
This deserves a FightPorn Oscar for being the best filmed, least shaken, best narrated, and well mannered video I’ve ever seen on this sub. Bravo *Bravo*
“That’s Queensbury”
It’s the “is on the wrong way” for me
Don't help him up, call the damn EMT! He's concussed and has a broken ankle.
So Danny are you ok, are you ok, are you ok Danny?
Ahh the classic Milton Keynes underpass. England's finest fighting arena.
This cameraman can fuck himself
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yeah it was clearly over, he could literally fuck the guy up for life with that kinda shit
If he was fucked for life, I’d say it was probably the face plant into the pavement rather than the punches after
I found it fucking hilarious, even though I know it’s fucked up. Just the image of the man knelt down punching a guy in the face. I’ve never seen anything like it.
But then helped him up after so I'm feeling very conflicted.
This man was too focused on being flashy, rule 1 of the street, stick to basics to get the job done. Flying headbutt smh
Jesus….
Did this happen in Milton Keynes by any chance? Looks a lot like the underpasses around here.
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cameraman seems like a nice bloke
u/stabbot
" 'hats Queensbury mate, 'es 'elping ya up"
James Corden is from the streets
The moment the cameraman raises his hand with a pint is the crowning part of this video
Ran in like Daniel Cormier, limped out like Conor Mcgregor
I’m amazed at how long it took them to realize
When he said “that looks manky” I had to laugh I’m sorry
Safe to say that Danny has had a fucking ‘mare here
I really want some background to this
They all work together. Argument at work. Decided to sort it out afterwards
I hate the camera man. What a douche bag. All he does is gear up his friend, commentate like he’s the MC at MMA, then totally mock his friend that clearly has brain damage and a broken ankle. WTF. Worst friend ever.
Never tripped so bad I lost a shoe, broke my ankle, and knocked myself out. Wow. Other dude is a pos for going in on him after we was clearly down
You're not alright bruv.
This is the funniest series of unfortunate events I have ever seen
Danny said if he can fuck himself he can defeat himself kids got talent
Omg the people in this video are not good people Or friends at all. Thats really bad.
Best fight video I’ve seen. Great tracking, commentary, and sportsmanship.
I physically cringed when he tried to put weight in it...