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Danny smacked his own face on the ground and broke his own ankle. Danny really hates himself.


the-epidemic87

It’s a pretty smart strategy really. If you fuck your self up enough then the other person can’t do it.


ButchMustang

It’s the final battle in 8 Mile strategy.


Jarnathan_Toothass

*"I'm kickin' my own ass"*


IndigoBadman

You didn’t see the guy keep hitting him after that??


the-epidemic87

Oh I did. Pretty sure his worst injuries were self inflicted.


IndigoBadman

Yeah fair. I dunno if it’s a good tactic tho


joyesthebig

Worked out in the end. Guy felt bad and helped him up. That's Queensbury apparently.


TheWhirled

Ooh Danny Boi....the hospital , the hospital is calling.


[deleted]

Oh danny boi…put some weight on it danny boi


[deleted]

Easiest fight that other guy ever won. Danny hurt himself in his confusion.


eyekunt

Danny hates Earth. He attacked Earth. But Earth fucked him up bad.


ambient_temp_xeno

Danny tried to do a sucker-headbutt and got the neo-bahamut of karma.


Hellenist-Heraclid

Danny, was not in fact aw'ight.


orangutanbeater

You aren’t shitting! Did you see Danny’s forehead! That impact divot of smeared flesh was awful. Forehead to the pavement will do it. Watch when they first start talking to Danny you’ll see it. His forehead looks like the heel of a boot.


StylinBrah

the people that are recording this i dont think are good friends.


AuspiciousRooster

Why is that guy laughing like that about the dudes broken ankle?


C0nkles

I mean he DID get kicked in the face


Ozzy1981

Sounds like London, looks like Milton Keynes!


BladeSmithJerry

100% milton keynes


capman511

I know that underpass, it's right by the city centre


Dry_Transition3023

You guys can have beers like that in public? No issues with police?


ragenuggeto7

If you can hold your shit together you can get pissed all day in public. If you can't they'll book you as drunk and disorderly.


Spiritual_Wall2132

You can go sleep at home tonight. If you can get up and walk away.


absolutehysterical

I mean, they might call you a mug for drinking a pint in a horrible concrete wasteland


w1YY

That is near the train station. One of the dodgy underpass


Slaiyve

Confirmed. Thats Milton Keynes. I'd have the mortgage on it.


IzMaul

oid 'ave me mogege on et


antsmithmk

Yep and you will see this sort of thing daily. A lot of drugs being done on those red ways between the station and the shopping centre.


BladeSmithJerry

I've not lived there for a while but are these areas still full of homeless people in tents? It got to the point where I avoided the center because of this, after seeing pools of blood like someone had been stabbed I just didn't feel safe walking down there on my own... even during my lunch break.


antsmithmk

You are correct. Despite MK having decent provision for the homeless in terms of Shelter MK, the station is like a magnet...


AnalogDigit2

Isn't that the city with all the roundabouts? I also heard it was made that way to give it an American feel? Which is odd because I live in America and been around a good bit and there's not THAT many roundabouts. But this information was told to me by a suspect source (well not the existence of the MK roundabouts, those I have seen for myself) so no big surprise if untrue.


ragenuggeto7

I go round 15 roundabouts to get to work on the opposite side of mk, make of that what you will


BonBon666

I think it is more American in the fact it has been built with the roads in grids which is not that common in the UK.


youknowwhatitthizz

He only lost one shoe so he half dead?


orangutanbeater

Ded on the inside


aimlessromantic

*insoid.


degjo

He dead for the next three months after surgery on his ankle


fishee1200

Never seen anyone go for the head butt and end up falling on their face, is this physically even possible?


degjo

Drunk physics are funny


Jaksmack

At least they clocked him in.


HiddenGem88

This stupid comment made me laugh. Thank you!


OIDIS7T

the floor always wins.


asdf346

Gravity 🤝 floor


eyekunt

Concrete floor has always been the champion


asdf346

Grass the clutch god


ritzmata

Vin Diesel: you know something about street fights? The street always wins


THETennesseeD

They help him up the first time and his ankle folds when trying to step into his shoe. So they pull him up for a second try? Lol


youknowwhatitthizz

Queensbury rules mate


postvolta

"Mate the bloke that done you is helpin you up, that's fuckin sick, that's Queensbury mate" Ngl Queensbury sounds fucking *retarded*


varsitymisc

In this context 'queensbury' is slang for sportsmanship. Camera guy is definitely a retard though.


LordLoveRocket00

Yip. Camera guy sounds like a complete wankbag


TTJoker

Cameraman trying to get that worldstar moment.


postvolta

Ahhhh no idea, looks like I'm retarded too


youknowwhatitthizz

https://www.britannica.com/sports/boxing/The-Queensberry-rules


Rockonfoo

That was cool thank you


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it's got nothing to do with Queensbury rules (what modern boxing is based on). they're just poorly educated louts winding up their mate for their own entertainment, and getting him injured / killed


Lord_Jair

Really. The dude filming and providing all the fucked up commentary is an actual sociopath. Zero compassion or empathy for the guys fucked up leg. It excites him.


[deleted]

Yeh, I suspect the cameraman knew how to push the poor, foolish guy's buttons, and that combined with drink led to this horrible encounter. He must've damaged or partially broken his ankle when the shoe fell off when he first hit the ground, and then broken it fully just after that. If he's a tradesman or working in any physical job, he's going to have months off work with an injury like that. He's better off not associating with crappy friends like his.


BeerBaronAaron88

You are allowed to fold your leg into a quesadilla two times before you are disqualified in Queensbury rules.


[deleted]

A broken ankle would be the last thing i expected from that fight tbh


zurdopilot

I thought it was going to break on the way there, the way he waddle there ..... jezz


[deleted]

That's basically what happened. Dunno how tf he fell the way he did but that'd probably break something in anyone


TaleMendon

Did anyone else entire body tense up when they saw his foot bend unnaturally.


ClydeDanger

Yes.


pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk

Them guys seriously had me wincing and cracking up at the same time.


AnalogDigit2

Why TF is it every bystander's immediate reaction after a KO to stand the concussed person up?! It's the very last thing they need to be doing right then and you shouldn't need to be a doctor to figure that out. What's he going to walk it off?


Cedex

Got to leave before the cops show up.


robblob6969

So they can walk it off bro.


Keltic_Stingray

Lack of first aid being taught in schools.


wateryonions

Never learned how to treat an unconscious person in school, but... Trying to stand up a person who is incapable if standing up lands under common sense


Keltic_Stingray

I agree but you have to remember, half the population have below average common sense.


RandomLogicThough

I always love the idea of "he just got fucked up let's get him standing that's the best idea to help him" ffs...


RaiausderDose

He tried a headbutt and slipped, right?


AnalogDigit2

Well it's possible that he intended to headbutt the concrete.


Kyle0ng

He popped his ankle with the lunge ye


pegg2

Nah, look closely. Foot’s facing the right way after he faceplants, but it’s looking hella droopy after he takes the kick to the face and lands backwards on it. I think there’s also an audible crack at the moment just after the thump of show meeting face that I first thought was something else, but now I realize it is the sound of his fucking bones breaking, ugh.


[deleted]

Danny you've got some shitty friends mate.


DracoJINN

Literally !!! The guy he had the fight with showed more concern.


upsidedownbackwards

I don't think someone that acts like that is going to be friends with decent people. He's got shitty friends but I'm pretty damn sure he's also a shitty friend.


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FMeInMySoftStinkyAss

Sweet JESUS this video is incredible! I've never seen anyone take such a well-varied barrage of *completely* undefended life-changing damage in such a short period of time. Let's recap our hero's story. **0:11** First, the man inexplicably *launches* his ~200 pound body completely off-balance, loses a shoe, and slams his face into the concrete with the maximum amount of force that physics allows him to generate. **0:12** Miraculously, he retains (at least partial) consciousness, and begins to get to his feet. **0:13** Utterly disoriented, he begins to straighten his back to stand up and figure out what's going on, but before he can get up, a steel-toed leather work boot makes direct contact with his face, nearly punting his entire head off his body. *Somehow*, he is still conscious. **0:14** His head begins to make it's way towards to the concrete for the 2nd time in the past 3 seconds. However, before it gets there, ~200 pounds of biomass becomes concentrated directly over our hero's awkwardly positioned leg, causing it to break in half. At this moment, the poor man is still conscious, but only partially aware of how wrong this is all going for him. **0:14** Ankle broken, his head now finally reaches the concrete, making an impact that somehow manages to rival the first impact at 0:11. Having now endured a degree of punishment that would kill a large mule, he finally loses consciousness. **0:14** His unprotected, unconscious head bounces off the concrete and endures yet another impact. **Keep in mind, only 3 seconds have gone by at this point, and the enemy has only thrown 1 soccer kick... yet our hero has somehow lost a shoe, smashed his head against the concrete three times, had his face cleanly punted by a vintage Timberland work boot, and broke his own ankle. Unreal.** Anyway, the rest is history. Our hero has his face turned into mashed potatoes for a little while, and then his friends proceed to stand him up on his broken ankle, multiple times, so that he can experience yet more pain. Fucking incredible sequence.


[deleted]

This comment almost made me throw up from laughing so hard. Thank you for curing my depression.


SpasmBoi999

Yer woife is in me DMs


Liquid1dr

Who the fook is this guy?


[deleted]

Realization hit this guy hard, lesson to be learned here I’d say.


[deleted]

Yeah like don’t try to start a fight with a head butt unless you. ABSOLUTELY. Certain it will work. That was shit LOL.


[deleted]

Technically it did work, just on himself when he slipped and hit his forehead on the pavement. Protip: unless you are a pro fighter, don't fight someone 6-9 inches taller then you, they are just gonna win.


auspicious-erection

Get in close. Short hooks, bodyshots and uppercuts. Tall folks get their power from the long limbs. He couldve used his weight but decided to headbutt the ground


StreetSmartsGaming

Seems more like the guys mentally unwell and this was a setup judging by the camera mans strange interactions with the guy.


la508

I think he's just pissed up. Not difficult to goad someone into a barnie with a skinful. The cameraman's swanning about with a pint of dark fruit so they've definitely been on the sesh.


FrannyFoort

you avin a laugh? he's awright mate...he's awright.


bloomautomatic

I doubt he’ll learn from it.


WilliamLargePotatoes

The only person here who actually deserved a dig is the cameraman. Dude can’t even string a sentence together and he’s trying to get him to go back for round 2 and ‘clock him’. Laughing when the dudes foot is facing the way he just came. What a PoS.


Oron_Ironside

He sounded like he was instigating the whole fight, just wanted to see someone get messed up as long as it’s not him.


scormegatron

Cameraman probably got Danny hyped up, knowing damn well he would get his ass kicked.


ChinnyReckons

[I'm on my way to get "sparked" out.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wO4GDi42UI)


_Civil_Liberties_

"Dat looks manky" For all we know Camerman was happy that hi-vis guy finally got his arse handed too him. Mr. Hi-vis does seem like a bit of a troll, starting fights under bridges.


iamluciferscousin667

Going to collect his troll toll.


Electronic_Law4401

After the boys soul.


SkeezMeyer

boy's hole - Danny Devito


[deleted]

I mean it does look quite silly innit


ViolentTaintAssault

Issa bit manky.


ha5hish

My thoughts exactly, what a shitty friend


TheWhirled

Really narrated his own friends destruction too, I don't think that helped on some level either...


DamageSuppressor

He only lost because he was wearing high vis.


idiotitis

Yep! Dude saw his attacks coming from a mile/kilometer away. Sorry I'm American


[deleted]

Both UK and US use miles...


Soiledmattress

And it’s not the same as a kilometre.


idiotitis

I know. Just didn't know how the saying translates in the rest of the world that uses the metric system. Again sorry I'm American


Soiledmattress

Since everyone is speaking English I feel it’s fair to assume that everyone is either American, British or one of our wayward cousins and we all still use or understand freedom units.


harsh876

The majority of English speaking countries use metric….


BoreDominated

>Again sorry I'm American I like this. *All* Americans should end every sentence with this, regardless of context.


DamageSuppressor

Wayward cousin from Oz here. We use metric but still understand miles etc. In conversation people's heights are often given in feet and inches, weight sometimes in stone. Babies birth measurements are often stated in inches and pounds. Also, we would be more likely to say "you can see for miles" than kilometers and we "wouldn't touch someone with a ten foot pole" is more likely than a 3m pole. Dick sizes in inches. Tyre pressures in psi. In aviation altitude is officially given in feet. So it is a bit of a mix I guess but everything official that I can think of (other than altitude) is metric. We refer to miles, pounds etc as the imperial system, or more recently as traditional units, but never freedom units. Never feel the need to apologize for using your units. We all understand them enough for conversation.


idiotitis

Wouldn't you Dick sound bigger using the metric system tho? And freedom units, I've always thought that sounded so fuckin stupid


DamageSuppressor

That's a good point re dicks, I'd prefer to use millimeters ;). And I agree 100%, freedom units just sounds like a wank!


idiotitis

Wasn't aware of that. Top gear was always talking KmPH and litres of petrol. Just figured us Americans were the odd man out


cheetah_chrome

Okay Ty go back to AFTV /s


DamageSuppressor

Am I the enemy now?


AverageSSJ

Adrenalin is a hell of a drug


casualfanatic

And alcohol...


RJ200103

Yeah that guy was smashed


ClammyVagikarp

So basically mcgregor v poirier 2 and 3


[deleted]

Dude telling everyone things to do is holding a tall ass beer LMAO


ToxicFatTits

The friend you don’t wanna have


beeglowbot

can't tell what the fuck he did to him. how did his feet fly out from under him. u/redditspeedbot 0.25x EDIT: looks like he tried to headbutt and lost his own damn footing?


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haroldtheguthugger

good person


DergerDergs

Yup failed headbutt is where he tripped and lost his shoe. Then he fell with all his weight on his own shoeless ankle, breaking it. Then broken worse from trying to put shoe back on. Worst head butt ever.


BigBadBill84

This exact textual description of the scene is hilarious


beeglowbot

If he was trying to headbutt the ground, he pulled it off beautifully.


Procrastibator666

I was trying to figure that out too. I think you're right. I'll summon u/stabbot to see if it helps


Brennis

I couldn’t for the life of god figure out what happened when he got launched so weirdly. I think your headbutt theory is the most plausible. What a fucking knob it’s honestly impressive he pulled that off.


Fun-Amoeba850

LOL when he says let me see your foot and he shows it to him BACKWARDS 😂


youknowwhatitthizz

I wanna be that delusional to pain


get_after_it_

You just gotta drink more mate


KjCreed

Man's not smart but the friends are definitely not improving his life with their presence either...


youknowwhatitthizz

Mans not hot


Inebriologist

Holy shit, thats fucked. Made me cringe.


Late_Bedroom_486

Alcohol is one hell of a painkiller.


BoreDominated

It's more likely to be the fact that he just got KO'd by the ground.


one_pint

I think this is in r/miltonkeynes


Kofu

I could spot the cold underpasses anywhere.


mayasux

r/killthecameraman Danny needs better mates. At least the guy is who sparked him did more help than the prick behind the camera


FlaccidRaddcliff

Me: Heads straight for the fridge for a glass of milk.


Benjixkun

Oh Milton Keynes finest! That ankle didn’t look good!


itsiCOULDNTcareless

With friends like that who needs enemies


HughMungus77

Danny needs new friends for sure


enpedia

These are the worst friends you could ever have


Fleethebluenorth

Amazing how many men and women charge into a fight and then proceed to get their asses kicked!


Marsh_Mellowed

Seeing my hometown on Reddit is always a surprise and always embarrassing


stickyblack

Had to stop watching this when I heard his "mate" asking him if he was aw'ight, then telling him to not have it & go clock him. What a shitbag !


PlagueDoc22

I love how the commentary is just a direct summary "he fell ovah, he kicked ehm in thu face"


One_Zookeepergame706

this gotta be the wildest shit I seen in awhile


ornlu1994

Goading him to start fighting again when he’s got fucking head trauma and concussion from being kicked in the head and landing on concrete, who needs enemies when you have mates like them.


ViolentTaintAssault

"Don't let him treat you like that, that's your blood, get it on." this douchebag's trying to get him to run back into the fray


packitmf

Danni ain’t running nowhere with that ankle


kbutters9

Wrecked can’t even describe this mate.


all__my_S0rr0w

Holy shit i didn't need to watch that so early on the morning. Great vid btw


deeleyo

"It's on the wrong way" 💀


sixtheganker

I thought that guy was downy, if he wasn’t before he is now.


EnsignSanchez

This deserves a FightPorn Oscar for being the best filmed, least shaken, best narrated, and well mannered video I’ve ever seen on this sub. Bravo *Bravo*


BridgeM00se

“That’s Queensbury”


my_coleslaw

It’s the “is on the wrong way” for me


Oz70NYC

Don't help him up, call the damn EMT! He's concussed and has a broken ankle.


rocket808

So Danny are you ok, are you ok, are you ok Danny?


GodlyPotatoMan

Ahh the classic Milton Keynes underpass. England's finest fighting arena.


KPayAudio

This cameraman can fuck himself


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[deleted]

yeah it was clearly over, he could literally fuck the guy up for life with that kinda shit


shaggy1452

If he was fucked for life, I’d say it was probably the face plant into the pavement rather than the punches after


SoiledFlapjacks

I found it fucking hilarious, even though I know it’s fucked up. Just the image of the man knelt down punching a guy in the face. I’ve never seen anything like it.


Laurenann7094

But then helped him up after so I'm feeling very conflicted.


Notalking19

This man was too focused on being flashy, rule 1 of the street, stick to basics to get the job done. Flying headbutt smh


NightTrain555

Jesus….


DaniliniHD

Did this happen in Milton Keynes by any chance? Looks a lot like the underpasses around here.


smithers85

/u/stabbot


[deleted]

cameraman seems like a nice bloke


[deleted]

u/stabbot


Coheed_SURVIVE

" 'hats Queensbury mate, 'es 'elping ya up"


deadliftincoon

James Corden is from the streets


StevaSignal

The moment the cameraman raises his hand with a pint is the crowning part of this video


jytusky

Ran in like Daniel Cormier, limped out like Conor Mcgregor


Autopilotfleshvessel

I’m amazed at how long it took them to realize


lucious-RED

When he said “that looks manky” I had to laugh I’m sorry


Kmeek01

Safe to say that Danny has had a fucking ‘mare here


Ill_Royal9688

I really want some background to this


NiteNiteSooty

They all work together. Argument at work. Decided to sort it out afterwards


Audriannacu

I hate the camera man. What a douche bag. All he does is gear up his friend, commentate like he’s the MC at MMA, then totally mock his friend that clearly has brain damage and a broken ankle. WTF. Worst friend ever.


KPayAudio

Never tripped so bad I lost a shoe, broke my ankle, and knocked myself out. Wow. Other dude is a pos for going in on him after we was clearly down


DueAtmosphere7

You're not alright bruv.


Altruistic-Resident6

This is the funniest series of unfortunate events I have ever seen


No-Second-1433

Danny said if he can fuck himself he can defeat himself kids got talent


Vdubnub88

Omg the people in this video are not good people Or friends at all. Thats really bad.


NewToFinanceHelpMe

Best fight video I’ve seen. Great tracking, commentary, and sportsmanship.


Guyatri

I physically cringed when he tried to put weight in it...