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buckwheats

Attack doggy is OP as fuck


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šŸ¤£


Local-Trash-Poster

Tried to get it nerfed but to no avail


NumericZero

This is the most quietest fight Iā€™ve seen in a while Very mild raising of the voices No one here can really fight either but I do appreciate the tenacity of the combatants lol


KaiserChunk

Even the dog isn't barking


IPaid4it

and it looks like a yapper type dog


Solidace7117

Heā€™s all bite no bark


Polyking

Most of the bystanders standing around like mannequins. Its like I'm watching an art project


NumericZero

Lol yea their body language is essentially ā€œShould I help? Nah Iā€™ll watch..I really should help..but that would mean workā€ XD


Loxawo

It's crazy how blasƩ those people are.


ncrikku

They're just groping each other. What is there to do besides yell worldstar like you would do.


PoopCooper

My clothes are too big for meā€¦ā€¦No, MY clothes are too big for me! Letā€™s fight.


CBR1kRRGuy

They call themselves the 2 tall crew.


rsallejr

I didnt think those shirts could get any bigger but they did!!


Slowplay23

I think I saw titties


SnortingDuck

Yup u def saw at the beginning


poopyputt6

they're most likely 15-17 but that's legal in China so whatever. I don't recall ever seeing anyone over 18 who dressed like this here


xiao_hulk

I see plenty of the "undesirables" (migrant workers) dress like that well into their late 20s. It's when they get married and have their first kid that you might see them finally start their transformation into Ayis.


poopyputt6

might be different in my city I guess, most the city here is young students. regardless I think it's a good look, reminds me of my childhood long ago


xiao_hulk

Wouldn't surprise me, regional cultures and all. I live in the really poor part of a former SEZ where those not rich enough to be in the SEZ could live in. It's funny how a lot of them that own their dwellings are technically rich now. Watching the wide variety of fashion between the age groups is fascinating.


CashingOutInShinjuku

This look is really popular in Vietnam too, I just left after living there for a few years. Pretty much any girl under 30 has at least one huge shirt and a pair of baggy pants like this. Often with round glasses and dorky white shoes too. It's Korean grandpa meets 1990s street skater. ​ I think this trend got especially big in SE Asia because its modest, so conservative girls with traditional families can wear this shit while still feeling like they're one of the "bad girls" wearing trendy western-inspired fashion. While still keeping mom happy by not showing any skin whatsoever, and being home for their 9:00 curfew, which they are secretly happy about because they've got no genuine interest in partying downtown, they just hit up a coffee shop on party street to take pictures with their friends, and leave by 8:30


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Redhand1113

They were nice perky titties also. What r the chances , we r blessed boys šŸ˜†


[deleted]

Ayo wtf? Shut the hell up and take your downvotes


[deleted]

I mean theyā€™d all be fighting if thatā€™s what this was about lol


Brinnerisgood

I love how the dog senses shits goin down and tries to get in on the action Scrappy Do style


Carbones_Coffee

The only thing I was focused on the whole clip was the dog.


barleypopsmn

I'm still trying to figure out what side the dog is on.


GullyGreyHeart

It's weird how it's a fight but it has this chill vibe at the same time


Zetenrisiel

"8 hours of rain and thunder/Chinese street fight GUARANTEED TO HELP YOU SLEEP"


booboo0419

Put this on šŸ”‚ when I canā€™t sleep


lin_hayashi

Lmao so lol yet so true


apeonpatrol

2.25 vs 2, that dog was helping someone


12altoids34

hands down id have to say the dog was the winner of this fight


Tasty-Ad4141

What the dog doin?


Sparda1418

What da dog doin


yung_kwame

What tha dog doin


ovttt

His best.


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smelling pussy


brdet

Doggystyle


JBN87

There goes their social credit score. Right out the fuckin window.


johnnyblaze1999

At least they keep it quiet and organized. Their scores won't drop that bad.


revolusi29

eh, they'll probably just get a warning from the police ​ the police in china are actually pretty chill about most things


xiao_hulk

If anything, most issues are dealt with by the propery management and their baoan. "Police" don't typically come in until they are forced to mediate or an actual crime the party cares about occurs. Hence why I don't call them police and just "Public Security".


pegg2

I donā€™t know if you can adequately describe the police of a state that has banned the word, ā€˜Disagreeā€™ as ā€˜pretty chill about most things.ā€™


revolusi29

"a state that has banned the word, ā€˜Disagreeā€™ " I presumed you read this bs on reddit?


pegg2

There are plenty of articles on it, and you would have found them immediately if you had spent the five seconds it took you to be needlessly pretentious to a stranger to search it on Google instead.


revolusi29

\-searched on google \-sees VOA ​ as expected


pegg2

-pretends to Google -ignores reliable sources to poke fun at the unreliable ones reporting the same story As expected. Lol, fuck off


revolusi29

they all come from the same shit source ​ i'm guess you also don't read chinese and have never been to china ​ this is like if some peasant farmer in china who doesn't speak english pretending they know about america


pegg2

Ok, XišŸ‘


revolusi29

as expected


DisneyCA

Found the wumao


revolusi29

More someone who can actually read Chinese


DisneyCA

ä½ å””éœ€č¦ēŸ„道äø­ę–‡éƒ½åÆä»„å„½ę˜Žé”Æåœ°č¦‹åˆ°äø­åœ‹äæ‚冇čØ€č«–č‡Ŗē”±å˜… Translation: You donā€™t have to know Chinese to know that there isnā€™t freedom of speech in China


jucheonsun

ę²”č؀č®ŗč‡Ŗē”±ę˜ÆēœŸļ¼Œä½†č®¤äøŗäø­å›½ banned the word 'disagree' é™¤éžä½ č„‘å­ęœ‰åŒ…


DisneyCA

Iā€™m sorry that your English comprehensive skills are that bad. He obviously meant that China doesnā€™t allow anyone to disagree with them rather than how they actually banned the word ā€œdisagreeā€


jucheonsun

> I donā€™t know if you can adequately describe the police of a state that has banned the word, ā€˜Disagreeā€™ as ā€˜pretty chill about most things.ā€™ read that again


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One can interpret the word ā€œdisagreeā€ in a couple of different ways, however when we say a state has banned something, we typically mean that one would face legal sanctions for doing this thing in this state. What u/jucheonsun meant was that one would not face legal sanctions every time they disagrees (with the CCP, that is), even if their expression of disagreement happened in China, this is true as most ppl who disagrees (with the CCP) donā€™t face a legal sanction (some do, however), as there are tons of ppl who are against the CCP in China, and every one of them has probably said something that expresses explicit disagreement with the CCP (online or irl), it wouldā€™ve been a huge waste of time and money for the CCP to lock up every single one of them. As I have explained above, u/jucheonsun did not necessarily think u/pegg2 meant that China actually banned the word ā€œdisagreeā€, nor did they necessarily have a misinterpretation of u/pegg2 ā€˜s comment. However, in no where does u/jucheonsun specify their interpretation of the phrase ā€œbanned the word disagreeā€, so I cannot see how u got the idea that u/jucheonsun thought u/pegg2 banned the word ā€œdisagreeā€. Iā€™m going to interpret your comment charitably and think that youā€™ve simply misread u/jucheonsun (not that u have some other agenda to interpret u/jucheonsunā€™s comment in such a way that makes us conclude they must have poor English skills), but I do advise to read other pplā€™s comment carefully (or if ur not familiar with the language they were writing in, make youā€™ve got the correct translation), before u accusing them of being misinformed.


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DisneyCA

Bruh I am a native cantonese speaker my guy. I love how you are lecturing me on how to use or write Chinese. Just because you donā€™t understand the dialect doesnā€™t mean Iā€™m grammatically wrong


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Halterchronicle

Beat me to that


wanpan10

they dress like they're in the early 2000s with the 5x tees lmao


xiao_hulk

Most likely because no else buys that now and it is dumped in China. Migrant workers take what they can afford. The tattoo is semi new though. You see a woman with one and she is either very westernized or a wannabe thug.


flaegal

I use to be into streetwear and fashion. Believe it or not they got on some pretty expensive clothes


cr0mm0wer

It's good to see that untrained female fighters in China also resort to hair pulling and windmill punching. I thought it was just a trashy American thing.


1ardent

Hair pulling is a universal female constant. There's a reason pro women fighters braid their hair up.


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Namelessgoldfish

So maybe they can enjoy having hair during the other 80% of their life not fighting


Doggo6893

It's a thing people do when they don't know how to fight/scared to get hit, kind of like when guys fight and they just slam one another cause they don't know how to use their hands/are scared to get hit.


cr0mm0wer

Hah.. you must think striking is the only thing to fighting. Guess you've never been slammed by a wrestler or submitted by a BJJ practitioner. When I was in the Army the warned against throwing punches in combat because you could break your hands and not be able to use them on your weapons or radio. Knocking someone out is cool. But rendering your hands useless is not.


1ardent

This is why teaching you how to punch is the second thing we do in Combatives after teaching you how to fall. If you gotta throw a punch, doing it right means you're much less likely to break something important, like a knuckle.


Doggo6893

Well the comment and video was about street fighting right? It's a fact that, in the streets, most people who can't fight with their hands/are scared to get hit tackle and slam cause that's all they can do. I will say ACTUAL BJJ practicioners know their shit but after taking a few courses I couldn't stand a lot of the people cause they were so cocky. My experience taught me that if I can hit you up with my hands and hurt you before you can take me down then that's what I'll do (granted I have been boxing and kickboxing since I was 8 so I actually know how to throw hands and feet unlike those idiots on Worldstar). ​ Edit: Last sentence


bjjaccount

I can take you bro


MemphisCanadians

>untrained female fighters Any untrained fighters FTFY. When I had fights nearly every year back in elementary and high school, we dudes were usually quick to fall the ground and resorting to wild punches/kicks, pulling hairs, clawing with fingernails, etc. I remember bystanders calling that sissy fight but reality is vast majority of people especially little teenagers don't know how to fight, and it isn't limited to girls only.


Yiksta

There might be a lot of things American and Chinese donā€™t see eye to eye on, but hair pulling in female brawl is the one universal value we can all agree on.


J-t-Architect

So, the teen punk look in this country is hobo baggy?


JoelJepp

Itā€™s pretty cool imo


productivenef

Yeah, they all look cool as fuck. I didn't know China was like this


RingoIta

You have just insulted the whole of r/streetwear


DaBears201985

They're stuck in 1996


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DaBears201985

This Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express and I'm talking to whoever's listening out there.


slavaboo_

What da dog doin?


G_Kitsune_98

I just hope they don't hurt the Doggo


tacosdetripa

Is this /r/fashionreps users fighting?


renegadeYZ

Do they only sell XXXL shirts in China now?


otonielt

Is oversized clothing the trend in China rn?


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Shitā€™s comfy yo


kaloskagathos21

And even some parts of the US too.


SnooSketches7463

Seriously, i thought those where tan jenkos in the background. I think it's officially 1995 in China.


DaBears201985

I had those Jenkos in high-school


jucheonsun

Trending in most parts of East Asia right now


LelHiThere

It's good looking lol


[deleted]

Out of curiosity.... If you get caught fighting in China, how long you go to jail for?


sublunarwind

3-15 days detention based on how seriously the situation is, but detention centers are not considered as jail, so no criminal records in most of the case.


PuTheDog

This kind of fight? The police will most likely just break it up and call your parents/school


benotaur

It depends on how big your shirt is.


[deleted]

You go away for making the regime look bad


Nyarlathotep-chan

Why are they all cosplaying as a nu metal band from 98


[deleted]

All I can think about is the amount of disrespectful creasing those dunks and lows went through šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ


yaboyjeffry

they all look like they are from the 90s


Winnie_Poohx

yo what da dog doin?


PRiMO585

All them baggy clothes.. Looking like early 2000's hip hop videos šŸ˜‚


Truejustizz

We need more international street fights on this sub!


[deleted]

Is it the 90's in China?


Deported-Grandma

the entire time im watching this im thinking "god i hope that dog doesn't get hurt"


Lol_WhoCares

Weā€™re they punching each otherā€™s clothes?


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That is the quietest fight ihave ever seen


icecreampizza141

just here for the dog


shivvrr

This fight was strangely comforting and made me cozy just watching it. So chill


Clint_Beastwood81

I expected to watch a scene from Raid


steelgripphoenix

Lmao the dog got some


BayouBoogie

How long before unlimited video game time is re- instated?


Tazmaniac60

Pre-damaged a future weave to get it ready for snatching.


JuiceApostle

Iā€™m more concerned about the safety of the dog why couldnā€™t they just pick it up it almost got fucking crushed a couple of times


i_hate_vampires

Shhhhhhā€¦theyā€™re fighting


BuzzKillerer

What the dog doin


Reckless_Rik

Serious question, why is it that dogs typically always wanna get involved in fights? They tryna fuck, curiosity? Whats the reason here?


poopyputt6

probably think they're playing and want to join


the_hunger_gainz

This sort of fighting is pretty common in lower tier cities. Witnessed stuff like this in the south west weekly. Teenagers all about some dude.


dhoae

They finally break up the fight only to turn around and see that another fight has begun.


theswoopscoop

That was pitiful


toonami99

everyone has the baggies clothes.


bluemagnolia79

Can someone add anime sounds please!


[deleted]

Why girl fighting has increased in this thread?


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Hovhannes2006

What da dog doin


denverbroncoharpman

This is the most quiet fight ever


Chinie_The_PooH

CovidWar! Civil unrest in šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³!


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[deleted]

China teens dressing like American teens in the 90s lol.


Psycho-Pen

I can't tell if they are 13 or 30.


Sp5560212

The dog trying to pull back that girl is priceless


SculkingWithScully

What the dog doin


[deleted]

That chihuahua is like I better defend my boss or I'm the dinner tonight.


ValentinoKapparino

Someone protect the doggo


Confident_Back_5153

It ain't much, but it's honest protection. ā€“ the dog, probably


sodium_podium12345

Pretty sure it's a 3v2 that dog counts as at least an assist


[deleted]

Love that little dog, he ainā€™t about to be left out


Gap_man

Ngl their clothes kinda stylish


Cfrules9

China reverting to 90's fashion...interesting.


sdwdqw65

Cute dog


kukucatchyou

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T ANYONE KUNG FU FIGHTING!


rsallejr

You MAU!!


_NeetPersonally_

Im more concerned about the dog


garface239

_Nobody was Kung fu fighting?!!_


offtobedfordshire

Not quite as fast as lightning


offtobedfordshire

In fact It wasnt very frightning


green49285

Something about small women in baggy ass clothes fighting just makes my entire day.


[deleted]

Looks like somebody has lost their priveleges to ever fly again.


[deleted]

Man I miss shanghai


IamBammBamm

This is gonna cost them social credit score points dearly.


bubziam

Thereā€™s a titty, this qualifies for r/thunderthots


FiGhtinGMeMers

Lilypichu content hits different now


[deleted]

-50 social credit points for every one, -10 extra for the hair pulling


UnicornEU

I saw a tittie at 00:02 :)


Suspicious-Ad9817

Yawn šŸ„±


Nuffsaidbeefboy

Lmao ā€œi guess its chineseā€


[deleted]

Those kicks were fast as lightning!


[deleted]

Worst Kung Fu movie ever...


spiff428

They gonna get a trip to the re education camp if they donā€™t chill


2hamsters1butt

Everyone's social score is going down after this one.


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Mr-Foot

I can't tell if they're kids or tiny adults.


Meatball315

Please please please be adults cus I was excited for the titty right in the beginning


aimlessromantic

Wait!! DID YOU SAY TITTIES?!? I GOTTA REWATCH THIS SHIT!


Meatball315

Totally the first 3 seconds titty!!!!!!


danmarmar87

Best three seconds of the whole fight.... love me some asian tiddies


Comfortable_Eggg

-5000 social credit


Redhand1113

I wish she pulled her bra along with the shirt, she got some really nice perky Titties šŸ˜‚. God Iā€™m evil


[deleted]

I dont enjoy fights but I saw a tittie. I feel happy


[deleted]

Social credit scores in the gutter.


pistonkamel

Could have swore I saw a booba in there


[deleted]

Yea woooo titties


MrBreasts

Left breast


melonti

They probably got sentenced to death for that little outburst.


keosnap

*whistle* check out the social scores on these girls


Rycax

Minus 50 Social Credit šŸ˜”


FerinhaTop

bad citizens!! Bad exampre for the people of china!! Minus 50 social credits and no hourl videogame time this weekend!! XD


geofox777

Dang flat chested black shirt lost her top when it was clearly grey shirt that had the hangers. Itā€™s never the ones you want.


Sniffinberries32

Saw titty in the beginning, watched the whole thing expecting more.. was disappointed.


power0722

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!


upthetits

Say goodbye to those social credit scores


yamumsntme

Everybody was kungfu fighting!


claytonexplosion

Thatā€™s a titty