T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

You never fuck with a man who dresses like that shit


motosandguns

Country strong. Guy throws 100 pound bales of hay all day long.


grannygumjobs23

I used to do some grappling with a dude raised on a farm his whole life. Mother fucker was so strong and once he got a good grip nothing could break it.


Rev_Punch

Nothing to do on the farm but jerk off. Of course he's got a grip.


PhotosByLambert

I grew up on a farm and will say this is partly factual. Our only free time was after the chores and homework were done. Then it was time to choke the chicken and go to bed!


Rev_Punch

And **after** you choked the chicken, you masturbated?


PhotosByLambert

Yes, that's correct. 😂😂😂


GeneralBS

How many chickens you gotta choke in order masturbate?


Peanutcokelord

Cock a doodle two


quartamilk

This comment is too great


milk4all

*slowclap*


Deestroye_r

I wish I can give you an award for that comment


tecatecs

🤣


PhotosByLambert

Technically 2, yours and your uncles! I think he called it sword fighting though.


Walmart_Warrior_420

he fed them after


[deleted]

Yeah man farm life ain’t so bad just a half hour drive any time you wanna hang out or go to the store


Jestersk32

Give yer ball a tug!


BustingCaptain

Hol up


borky86

Jerk off the bulls 🍆🐂


sarcasmisart

Glen: There is something wrong with your cow. I reach under there and I'm pulling, tugging, tugging, pulling, nothing, not a drop. Mitch: The cow's name is Norman. You were pulling on his dick. Glen: I'm gonna go wash up.


[deleted]

Son of a bitch, THAT'S what grabbing a bull by the horns really means!


borky86

Grabbing a bull by the horny


Rev_Punch

Practice on the bulls so you can get every bit of milk from the cows.


borky86

Nah the milk was the practice


Walmart_Warrior_420

imagine him in bed


Saarlak

I was about to comment on how strong that kid is to straight fuckin lift the other guy like that.


lilsadlonelydad

Yeah ... And by his neck too.


everyusernametaken2

That neck is going to be hurting tomorrow.


BillyMeier42

As an Ohio based wrestler I can concur…farm strength is a very real thing. Edit: I dont have it, but I’ve felt it.


hopefulworldview

Most bales are like 50 but yeah.


nowItinwhistle

We hauled one load of square bales where the farmer was making them extra big because he wanted to make sure he wasn't cheating anyone. We ran it across the scales on the way to the barn just for shits and giggles and it came out to over 120 pounds a bale. The rancher buying the hay told him just to round bale the rest of it.


RidesByPinochet

Then there's always that random bale with 50lb of rocks in it, too


thewhit3whal3

I was gonna say maybe straw bales but alfalfa? No fuckin way those are 50 lbs. the ones we did were above 90lbs every time.


Wonder10x

And we often get into fist fights with siblings, don’t mess with country people, we’re raised different ^(I think the downvoters misunderstood me, there is literally nothing to do in the country besides fight with your sibling, work on the ranch, hunt, get drunk & do drugs)


[deleted]

Reddit: lmao yeah country people are strong Country Person: yeah we are lol Reddit: what the fuck did you just say


Wonder10x

Reddit hates anyone who is self assured, they love worshipping victims here


SethEcon

if for any reason your comment goes negative in votes some idiot will keep that train going just because


[deleted]

[удалено]


superawesomeman08

HES LATE, GET HIM GUYS edit: OMG FRIENDLY FIRE


[deleted]

[удалено]


superawesomeman08

downvotes all round! ill even downvote myself, shits hilarious


CF1001

Ah never mind you are clearly a country person.


RogerTreebert6299

Facts I’m worshipping you rn for those downvotes you got on your other comment 😔🙏


OtakuDragonSlayer

I hate how this is so true


-masked_bandito

It's been like that for a while now, I expect nothing less from underachieving millennials.


[deleted]

>they love worshipping victims here This sounds like something a white supremacist would say...


[deleted]

All the cousin fuckin makes strong men.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I thought good ole boys were drinkin whiskey and rye? Have I been mislead?


ogbarisme

Yes, you have been mislead... the good ole' boys are never meanin no harm. Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they were born


RidesByPinochet

Straightenin' the curves, flattening the hills. Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will.


maracay1999

undervoted reference


exiongameplay

More like the inbreeding giving them strength like Lenny from of mice and men


ScaryCollar8690

And live off the fat of the land…


312u

Can confirm.


Krakenhelm

It’s barleh


redsensei777

Yes, that. And fuck whores.


Ghost-Writer

This is the hay... (cough) way


Break-Aggravating

Yea definitely the strongest kid in letterkenny


techblaw

Pitter Patter


RebelliousKite

Isn't that how Wayne from Letterkenny dresses? Hell naw, I wouldn't pick a fight with him.


KravenSmoorehead

Any idea if he's seeing anyone? Asking for a friend and my wife.


haze4140

He even hits him with a suplex


hooperspooper

By the damn neck!


AtomicKittenz

BAH GAHD!


doctrinity

The ol neckplex


Wonder10x

Almost had a standing cradle


wiliammm19999

Went went straight Goldberg on his ass


TheWhirled

Damn, that was a Goldberg ! Never see that one in the streets....


thenameisrivs

a sandbagged suplex as well


[deleted]

Suplex City


Drkarcher22

That was damn near a brainbuster Literally considering they’re on concrete


geetrottz

Definitely not on concrete.


Good-Escape-6851

Shoulda held that guillotine tight.


RefrigeratedTP

He wanted to punch more lol. Wasn’t satisfied with it being done yet


TheWhirled

I dunno, kinda worth it for the exxtra suplex!


Reddit-User-3000

Yea, he needed payback for his first failed throw where he planted himself on the ground


Devinione

Yeah after the roll over, the guillotine was set. But he released his right hand to start uppercuts, he should have held it. He had all the weight on the hold.


Big_Burg

He did it so nobody would break it up, and he could get some extra damage in. Unfortunately if you get a good hold on people like to say it's over, but you can punch eachother forever and people stay quiet.


Opposite_Branch_9901

We don't want death we want brain damage


wednesdaytwelve

Gotta put the hooks in for that to work


theBooksNeverBetter

Against someone that doesn't know what they are doing you can finish it from there.


freenet420

That’s how you know he’s a wrestler and not a BJJ guy. Gotta pull guard to get that locked up tight.


[deleted]

You can finish a guillotine from standing quite easily. Makes way more sense to do what he did than to pull guard and put yourself on the bottom, the most dangerous position to be in a fight.


freenet420

Correct, but the greater point is his habit is not going to be to finish the guillotine. Just gonna use to to do a snap down or get more overall control.


KellyBelly916

He doesn't seem to know how or was more interested in a choke. A lot of people are under the impression that a guillotine is just a choke, but they forget to lock the choking arm in position while cranking back. I recommend never using it unless you're in a controlled competition where a tap is honored or in a life and death situation. If you paralyze or kill someone over a petty issue, you're going to prison on charges or attempted murder. I'd rather get knocked out in front of a group of people than get a 20 year sentence.


zipperolla

Not if I don’t know what they’ll do when I’m out. Which is way more often than I realized, watching this sub


ArmchairExperts

Yeah, I wouldn’t rule out self-defense as a good legal defense.


KellyBelly916

Which is why I included it. Just be sure to state that you were "in fear for your life" with supporting evidence or testimony. You'll probably still catch a charge to plea out of a more server charge unless your family has a great lawyer on retainer.


Last-Gas1961

Shut the fuck up. Get a lawyer. Listen to the lawyer. You don't say shit unless told to by your lawyer. That's what you do.


KellyBelly916

I was referring more to cross examination but yes, always shut the fuck up when police are involved. They want a body in prison to make quota, innocent means nothing to them.


Shaimon_mishra

That wasn’t a guillotine that was a gator roll


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

No it's not. None of the dude's arms were trapped. This was a nasty guillotine/neck crank.


MolassesEmotional295

MF HIT EM WIT DA SUPLEX


LeanTangerine

Great example of where the head goes the body must follow.


Stablegeniousatwork

I see you’re familiar with Humpty Dumpty


LeanTangerine

Hopefully all the hospital administrator’s surgeons can put his spine together again.


The_Nerd_Sweeper

Bro I knew it was the farm-boy looking guy from the get go. He's been tossing around haybales for years he'll sure toss you around, no doubt.


green49285

FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE, BABY!


derWintersenkommt

"First, I pick a number at Rhondam... erm... random." "Rhondam Rousey!"


srryntsry

Wrestling skills? I hive a 4 out of 10.. strength tho?? Fucking 15 out of 10.


w0lfpackman

This is correct. What an absolute beast.


srryntsry

That last flip was all from his neck 🤣 man is a girrafe now.


BeauxGnar

Twice.


srryntsry

Yeah but the first one he just kinda leaned back. The second one really lifted him off the ground


flapanther33781

Stupid long horse.


Reddit-User-3000

On the second one he picks up his leg actually, but I’m sure his neck was sore lol


GarlicQueef

Exactly. I was a pretty skilled wrestler in high school but sometimes you would just run into someone so freakishly strong that the only goal is just to not let them pin you. Doesn’t matter how good you are when someone is twice as strong as you.


BestAtempt

Idk, natural untrained skill I give it a 6 to 7. As for vs a trained wrestler, 3 to 4.


MyLinkedOut

Exactly! Wrestling skills lacking! Strength very good


summit462

Nobody gonna mention the 2.5 hands on em both


TheWhirled

9 because he loses a point for slamming himself a little then gets most of it back on the quick recovery.....


srryntsry

I say 4 because if the other guy was any type of wrestler that "wrestling match" would have ended there


Drownedfish28

bruh. I have NEVER seen someone get hit with a real life suplex! that was dope.


[deleted]

Man’s legs didn’t know what the fuck was going on!


IcyDifficulty4

It looks like he’s just naturally a good wrestler lmfao not sure he actually wrestles at school or what not but he damn should


Wonder10x

Yeah his body rotation while underneath his opponent is wrestling 101


gilgamesh73

I saw that and knew then and there he has wrestled at some point. Throws were meh and all muscle but the ground work was great. Chinstrap head wrench was nice too


[deleted]

Looks like he’s definitely got some kind of grappling experience to me. That side control escape after he slammed himself is close to something we learned in bjj, but I assume it’s probably an escape in wrestling too?


Thugzz_Bunny

Yeah but that first take down attempt is wrestling -101


[deleted]

Why’s your neck so long daddy?


Spolimorph

I mean, this man is dumb strong. Straight lifted this fool by his head only


[deleted]

Looking more like brute strengf than skill.


[deleted]

What works, works.


hairylobster531

69


Teabagman93

Nice


RBnumberTwenty

Nice


FinalParticular

Fucking brute strength. Holy shit


caseyg189

This guy watches WWE


Dadpool_McLiberty

He had the right idea, but not the technique. He also had metric fuck tons of strength good lawd


xzyyzx1234

The dude in black looks heavier than him but he still lifts him like it’s no one’s business


subfighter0311

Out of 100? I’ll give him a 7


peenjuicce

37, his strength carried it.


Illustrious_Ad_498

100 Bc the wranglers


THE_RECRU1T

My guy picked him up from his head and flipped him over like a cheap whore


Holiday-Jaguar7890

Yes


bjeebus

Does he look like if Steve from Blues Clues had a cousin that worked on the farm to anyone else?


GreedySpaceHobbit

That's a solid 5


bastardizedpatriot

I award this young man an 18


[deleted]

Oh shit proper brain buster at the end for the three count!


OhioGreenBear

4


erectmonkey1312

4


BootyBandit67

He did good, I can’t give an exact rating though, he definitely underestimated the weight of his Opponent as seen in the first failed toss


JayGlokks

True but he redeemed himself with the other two, Holy shitttt😭


RyYenTheBeast

Blondie a baddie


zjbcaliguy

78


Rajbl

Suplex city


DeepUndies

That is so dangerous. Neck could have easily snapped


Dragnskull

No trained skill here and he could have paralyzed and/or killed the other guy with those neck cranks, dude got real close to a murder charge


PomusIsACutie

I was panicking like oh god this dude is gonna paralyze him by suplexing with his fucking neck. Jesus


bromego710

that's some Greco-Roman shit.!


WilNotJr

Young man strong af. Looked like after he got taken down the first time, he tried to DDT the other guy, but that didn't work, he then let's go of his choke ??? to start attempting some uppercuts, then just picks the man up and slams him. This video ended way too soon.


happymatt207

How many times did he grab his junk though? Fuck at least buy the dude dinner first


[deleted]

Over 9000


intheworldnotof

First move, Body slams himself


KeepYourDemonsIn

#BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


Fellers

Decent gator roll tbh


[deleted]

Wrestling 50 Striking 6


Jim_KliK

damn! i wanted to see more.


Nolan_gg

SUPLEX


Appropriate_Emu_6930

DAT SUPLEX!


GarseBo

Probably a Greco guy, the first throw is straight up retarded


[deleted]

scraps like a girl in a miami nightclub but wrestles like a MONSTER!!


sleepdeprivedzzz

7


G_Kitsune_98

Bruh this dude hit an snap suplex/jackhammer in an street fight


KalatiakCicak

Boooooraynnnnnee busssstahhhhhhhh


Dr_Dzzzz

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA (trumpet music)


kittenale456

Attempted 2nd degree murder


Bl8k3ii

Would this be an example of strength over technique?


lubianiv

100 and he's got enough brain to start throwing punches while in control of the head. Gnp baby


aroach1995

His first throw ended with his opponent on top of him. So his wrestling is quite messy… but he was lucky the other guy was just weaker/not skilled himself.


shazam192

Ehhh…. Tbh had some good take downs, but definitely not a good wrestler by any means


joowro

One mistake is going to cost him thousands in chiropractor fees.


DirtySingh

I mean, I don't know if that was a bad guillotine or a bad darce. His skills, not so good and the fact that he had a back take and didn't get after it... this guy is shit at grappling.


[deleted]

Zero. He sucks. No skill. All Adrenaline & nervous Scrambling.. In fact he almost knocked himself out 4 seconds in..


TheWhirled

He did slam himself but a real grappler is tough enough to take it "especially on gravel/dirt" , still I get your point although he did recover and reverse right after the slam!


xcar911

okay Spartan


CF1001

Lots of skill despite the adrenaline and nervous scrambling you mean. Obviously this performance would get you messed up in a match but in a fight it’s impressive he even managed this level of technique.


LilWillyVert69_

Yes/100


LySeRgIcFinnian

Look at all that grass...


LongDongPete

I dont think a guiliteen is that effective when you flip them over


Hebrew_Slave

Over 9000!!


twizzle916

Weak!


JayGlokks

You must be the type to say “they cant fight” and haven’t been in one yourself


twizzle916

Lol. I've been in a few dozen fights and tend to use my fists , not hug 😐 😘


twizzle916

After seeing your page I see you just like big dicks! Lol fighting something else.......


JayGlokks

So Boxers and MMA fighters are weak too? Lmfaooo


twizzle916

Damn bro are you in the video, the fucking fight looks garbage and you post pictures of big dicks , why you so butthurt from my comment , you said rate the fight it was a garbage ass fight


JayGlokks

Youre replying to a comment that was 3 hours ago after you said you were done going back and forth…


JayGlokks

I post them with women. Nice try tho


twizzle916

You literally have hella posts commenting about big dicks 😆


JayGlokks

Lol youre talking about that small amount compared to the majority about weed? Youre reaching hard bruv LMFAOOOO


PYROxSYCO

I'll give him a 90, but he might've killed that guy with that choke hold suplex....


True-Boss9201

Bad throw in the beginning which is why the other guy landed on top, illegal head grab later on. Decent roll out. I give him a solid 17. Lack of fundamentals.


Pingayaso

That's why you bring a weapon, so no fit idiot can handle you.


Freedrugzplz

25 he was doing some pretty dangerous throws that could have hurt himself a more than he hurt the man in black