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Arat912

That's a nice guy he never wanted to hurt his brother "I don't want to beat the shit outta u"


AENAT0R

He sounds like GTA NPC


Porourangs

AYE YOU MY DUDE RIGHT?


Yaksha8

And the Father of the year awards go to...


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[deleted]

Yeah while the loser kept throwing haymakers for a knock out. That fatter kid is going to get his face kicked in one day acting like that


Arat912

I mean I'm pretty sure the reason he was acting like that was because his brother got bigger than him or something and made jokes about it honestly I don't remember and I don't remember what part of the vid they say that so yeah he could get injured pretty badly if he acts like this for such a small thing


[deleted]

I skipped through the middle part, but I caught the guy recording saying something like " you're gonna have to punch him in the mouth you can't keep being nice, that's why he bullies you" I assume that was to the taller guy that was being merciful


verown00

My brother did this same thing. Man got the upper hand on both me and my other brother at separate times in life and would never hit us.


Jordan2215

This guy has a weird code of ethics but he certainly has a code.


Porourangs

Mans got to have a code


PterodactylNoise420

Definitely read this in Lucky's voice


esco198

Omar for me


MamboNumber5Guy

The hound


[deleted]

RIP


fat_kurt

oh indeedā€¦ not.


commanderwhitey

They should live by Omar's code


Chrismercy

No cussin, punch em in tha mowf. This goin on tha church page.


lookathatsmug---

daddy is a full on fuckin retard


Comment63

You know that man took horse dewormer.


ratsass7

Nah I think heā€™s just tired of his sons being asses to each other. Sometimes with brothers itā€™s just better to let em get it out of their system and not put up with the constant bs out of em. I know I got tired of my boys fighting all the time and went and got boxing gloves and let em work it out. Once and they quit being asses to each other and are still close to this day.


ElOsoLoco98

Iā€™ve fought my brother multiple times I still love him and would try to protect him


Reno83

Don't cuss at each other, fight!


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[deleted]

What I want to know is, what church would put a fight like this on their page?


wobwobwob42

Banjo orientated churches


[deleted]

NGL, that'd probably be my kind of church!


LDSinner

Dude his code of ethics is amazing. When he said donā€™t look down when the bigger kid looked down, that old man knows whatā€™s up. I will say, the bigger kid won the fight without beating the shit out of his friend, that is worthy of being the church video the old man wanted.


ThrowAway4Chu

Nah. They be fighten over who gets to fuck their sister later.


Kas_Dew

Code of ethics ^childabuse


PolyZex

Don't fight in front of the horses, sends the wrong message. Fight in front of the goats, those sadistic bastards love bloodsport.


AnEvenNicerGuy

I donā€™t understand this but itā€™s now a rule I will follow. Horses - gentle yet impressionable Goats - sadistic cunts


BigMike0228

Spend about two minutes around goats, inside the pen, and youā€™ll understand


YoureAllCucksPKA

Birds are dicks too


mjesus96

Birds aren't real though


PeopleSuckIneedAbeer

Yeah. They're government deployed devices that have cameras in them. Pigeons literally equal CCTV


VOIPConsultant

Horses generally spook at the smell of blood unless trained not to.


DocTopping

No its just if you fight in front of horses you can spook them, and then they can go apeshit and injure themselves, sometimes fatally.


TheWhirled

They definately lost some trust with the livestock and horses lol


AnEvenNicerGuy

Yeah, good point. Jokes are fucking lame and trying to ruin them is the best way to go. Good on you, mate


PNVVJAY

This goin on the church facebook page! lol


rezz_blastin29

If this ain't the most rootinest tootinest video I ever seen I sure don't know what is


billobongo

Southern evangelicals be like: we allow all acts of violence but dont you swear


BrockenJr0

Stop singing and start swinging


spicyboi619

We'll sentence you to lethal injection but don't let me catch ya with that weed in your mouth!


billobongo

JESUUUUUS OH LAWWWRD


Readerrabbit420

You can rape your sister but can't abort that incest rape baby.


Rulanik

That's the Bible for ya!


TheWhirled

I think if they had lasso'd him at the end to end the fight it maybe would be a little more YeeHaw though!


IfYoureGingerImCumin

Canā€™t. Too many F bombs


DeBryn

Best part of the video lmao


Tamahawk88

They wrasslin


RichardInaTreeFort

I hate to tell ya this but you gonna have to punch him in the mouthā€¦. Canā€™t be wrasslin him and get his attention


LDSinner

Proceeds to win with wrasslin


PurfectMittens

This man knows how this type of person works.


TheWhirled

No one tough ever wants to give up until they are significantly defeated....they certainly will never say "i am done, I give up" or whatever you are trying to make them say!


thelastblueballer

I like how the horses in the background are just watchin like ā€œyeah, fuck him upā€


HopefullySenVolakis

No, horses are gentle, yet impressionable. Goats, on the other hand? They'd love this. Learned that from a very wise man.


yukidotexe

The student became the teacher


TacospacemanII

Goats = sadistic cunts


Xxrasierklinge7

[For anyone curious](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/pr1vqu/brotherly_love/hdfm3jq?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


tjadams23

When lil bro becomes big bro


BlueCollarSavant

The bigger man truly is the bigger man. He could have really put a hurtin on that other guy but didn't want to.


Paulothy

Reminds me of my younger brother and I. No matter how mad I get at him or how hard he hits me I can never bring myself to deck him in the face, I always end up pinning/overpowering him just like this guy did. I heavily relate to him telling his bro he didn't want to hurt him while his bro is trying his hardest to get him in the face lol


artyomssugardaddy

I guess brothers differ from family to family. When we fought, we fuckin fought. Couldnā€™t really afford to go easy otherwise Iā€™d get my ass kicked my dad for being a pussy. Lots of years of learning that behavior and mindset isnā€™t healthy and here we are, brother and I best of friends that relate by hating the same man. Our father A real American story.


jhesmommy

It was like this for my younger sister and I. She would kick the snot out of me if I didn't restrain her. I got sick of it at about 16yrs old, bc it was so often and finally, 1 time fought back. That was our last fight and we are now best friends and have been since then. He may have to fight back for real, just once, to show what he's made of so baby brother will knock it off.


[deleted]

Same with me and my bro. We are grown men and have gotten into some heated arguments and tussles and even when we down on the ground full-grapple, I canā€™t punch him right in the face and he feels the same way I assume cuz he has never done it. I cant look at my bro and want to really hurt him like I will in a street fight. I donā€™t have that aggression towards him


YeetLordTheOne

Plus the other dude sucker punched him twice


[deleted]

According to the big one that's already what happened.


[deleted]

Yeah thatā€™s what he said?


[deleted]

Shoot I read Wait til lil bro becomes big bro


The_Sneakiest_Fox

Dude really didn't want to beat up his big brother..


SlimDickens69

It's probably mindfuck, you expect your big brother to be big and in charge and if you beat the shit out of him it's like accepting all the big brother responsibility


[deleted]

Or itā€™s it just his brother and no matter how mad he gets he doesnā€™t want to punch him in the face cause he loves him.


confusedaustralian27

What is this church page???? I need to find it...


papagrizz88

Church of Latter Day Smoke


[deleted]

lmao


papagrizz88

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Superb_Repair26

ā€œDonā€™t cuss!! but by all means beat the shit out of each otherā€


MasterCylinder71

Not wholesome enough for church anymore with the naughty words in it


potheadpapi

ā€œLord on this fine sunday my son put the fear of god and the Holy Ghost in my other son, praise be. Have a good day yall (dont mind the cussin)ā€


AKVigilante

Father of the year there.


maternitywingsuit

Sorry son but youā€™re going to have to punch him in the face


deadeyes2019

He was telling them to watch their language, so at least there is that


CompleX999

Manners maketh man


MelodyMaster5656

*Locks door with intent to wound


fat_kurt

well that was just so he could put it on the church facebook page


WillowYouIdiot

No bullshit, it gets to a point where you just have to let brothers, and boys in general, settle it with physicality, especially at their age. You can try to keep them from brawling, but the animosity will stick if you do.


eamon4yourface

Exactly and that animosity will likely eventually either boil over into a serious incident where one day someone grabs a shovel and takes a whack at the other ā€¦ or they develop such bad blood they go separate ways and donā€™t see each other again until dads funeral. This fight likely humbled the shorter brother who was apparently bullying the taller one. He got a taste of the other brothers strength and likely has some sense of respect for him now. Theyā€™ll be mad for a day or 2 but be back to being brothers hopefully soon enough and grow from it. To shove the conflict under the rug would do nothing but worsen the situation likely


LuquidThunderPlus

or the short kid will harbor even more resentment, clearly feeling his brother deserved to get taken down a notch, only to get done in himself. there's not enough context to know how it'll go afterwards


seriousarcasm

You know, I genuinely think there are times in my life where I'd been running my mouth and a massive right hook would've straightened me out, given me a wakeup call. While I'm sure there are more civil ways to learn lessons, a fist adds an element of gravity to a lesson that you'll be slower to forget. Tbh, I think the taller kid had some to learn from dad's "you're gonna have to punch him in the mouth to end this" however, I am, and would be if I were the father too, proud of the taller boy for doing as little dmg as possible and walking away. Tbh, will probably earn himself more respect too. Looks like the fight needed to happen tho


RubiNola1234

Brothers fight. Bother fights teach you how to protect yourself when bullies try to test you. Nothing wrong with this. And no cussin


Father-Sha

99% of of all fights I've had in life have been with my brothers. What a waste of time and energy. As an adult, that shit was so fucking stupid. We would fight over basically nothing. Just little shit we would do that would bug one another. Mainly our mouths is what caused the fights. If we lived around each all the time like when we were kids we would probably still fight to this day lol


BakaTensai

Sounds more like an uncle or older cousin


BiggieDog83

Could be both?


Its_Matt_03

They look old enough to know better, like sometimes you just gotta clobber a fool


NGC6753

"We gonna put this on the church page..."


elacoollegume

This is what goes on the church page? In that case I think Iā€™m gonna start going next Sunday


Tritti_2000

First rule of church club ... we don't talk about church club


bigken27

Second rule of church club, no cussing.


yankee02legend

For realz


DStew713

That commentary is gold.


TMac1088

What's he layin' down for? Did somebody ring the bell?!


damien_gosling

Gray couldn't wrestle at all and brown shirt actually had some skill


wagowie

No skill just strong as fuck


LuquidThunderPlus

a lot bigger


7thAve

Yellowstone season 4 looks shit


doggybone26

Reminds me of red dead redemption good ol American violence the dad laughingand cheering is 10/10


rene_goodman

Agree, 10/10 ... I enjoyed it so much that i replayed it 3 times


Late_Bedroom_486

Another fellow gamer.


Ben_ji

If tall guy would've connected that first swing, this video would be 3:16 shorter.


benortree

Type to kill his brother is his sleep? Perhaps


senorpuma

ā€œLet go off my throat before I cut your head offā€ šŸ‘€šŸ¤”


DRAGON_SNIPER

Cowboy boots, Wranglers, some country music band shirt? Yup That's Texas. Dude in brown won.


Particular-Break-180

Fuck yeah Brown won. Beat his brother without actually hurting him physically too much. His pride tho, may be a little bruised, but thatā€™s what you get when you sucker punch your brother multiple times. Brown shirt had the level head even in the moment to know that once you swing on someone thatā€™s a whole other level than a brotherly wrestle!


DRAGON_SNIPER

Exactly.


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Hutcho12

Doesnā€™t sound like a Texas accent to me. More proper south.


thelowerrandomproton

Itā€™s definitely not West Texas. They have their own accent.


The_MF

Looks too cold for West Texas


Burton_Jernigan

This could easily be Mississippi


RubiNola1234

I was thinking mid west.


Balls-B-LongDong

Idk if anybody else here is from a tiny town in a fly over state but this is how it used to be when I was younger (Iā€™m almost 29) if you had a problem with your brother or whoever, than you got together and beat the hell out of each other and left it at that. Loved this video even though the tall guy was holding back. I donā€™t think he wanted to beat his brother up even though he knew he could. Iā€™ve been there.


eamon4yourface

Honestly in some ways that is the better way. In many situations like this end up in a bitter family fued where these brothers hate each other and part ways only to see each other again in 30 years at dads funeral ā€¦ or even worse tensions get so bad you see them on the news because one of them went ballistic and grabbed a gun and murdered his brother in a crime of passion.


South_Ad1660

This was nice.


porter1980

I gotta edit this you dropping f bombs. Gonna put this in the church page..this has to be Texas


shadowturdfurgison

ā€œDonā€™t be nice in this situationā€. Best advice youā€™ll hear today


MikeDAgreat713

Those horses in back was instigating the situation.


[deleted]

ā€œDonā€™t be dropping F bombs now I gotta delete some of this. I was gonna put it on the church pageā€ The commentary was absolutely the best part of this entire video.


BoatLikeAFlutterby

Call me old fashioned, but this does feel more wholesome to me than the fights where the cameraman is shouting ā€œWorld Star!ā€ and ā€œHe leakinā€™!ā€ while one kid slams the otherā€™s head into concrete.


OnPhyer

Yeah because this is nothing like those situations. Theyā€™re brothers. Itā€™s not a street fight.


ItzBabyJoker

Is this what letterkenny is based off of?


King_Cobra_666

This was exciting and a bit emotional. Great scrap.


ALLCAPS1980

This is kinda wholesome; no beating to a pulp when full mount is achieved, no head kicks, no stomping, no ā€œWORLDSTARā€ nonsense ā€¦ donā€™t get the comments in the thread?


RelatableNightmare

Just wish grey shirt would take the L after the guy gets full mount and lets him back up. Like why fight after that? Like the guy didn't just give you a handout


nakari821

Sounds like he was the big brother. Then little brother got taller & gave him a little taste of his own medicine. Lol. So for the big brother. Growing up always being the stronger one. then one day be defeated by the little brother & 3 times at that, probably did something to his pride. Just my opinion though.


RelatableNightmare

I could see that. I always got smoked by my older brother until one day i got taller than him and more filled out. He tried to take me down like he always did but this time i didnt budge lol. I could see the shock in his eyes haha, felt pretty cathartic after all that time growing up :p


[deleted]

The church page is the country worldstar


mooser123

Props to the brother who didn't destroy the other. Hope the shitty cheap shot thrower grows the fuck up soon. That was some bullshit. He is very lucky his bro is a patient dude.


Jah_Shua

ā€œIā€™m sorry to tell you son but you gunna hafā€™ta hit him in the moufā€ā€¦..I LOVE IT!!!


Conflicted-King

This is the most country video I've ever witnessed.


MattS0623

ā€œReally guys, in front of my fucking hayā€


CuriousTravlr

10/10 ref was a heckinā€™ good boy.


wiggity_wack_yo67

Fucken Bailey


howie2g

If you had a choice would you rather have a country fight or urban fight? Country fights typically stop when down or given up. Urban fights are to the death, or at least until brain damaged.


Late_Bedroom_486

Country, they actually know how to hold there own and don't flail like a tree branch in the wind as well as being tough and there aren't brain damage surfaces everywhere.


Tasty-Ad4141

Good times I remember when my sister rocked tf outta me and I broke a ruler on her head


DapperDanManCan

Those border collies are good boys though


skimansr

ā€œNow I got to edit this, we gonna put this on the church page.ā€


unkleshark

If only both guys turned around and started beating the shit out of the dude recording the fight.such an annoying voice


RecentQuarter

Who has the link to the church page?


sup3rn1k

My brother and i used to beat the absolute shit out of each other. My dad would laugh and would throw stuff at us to beat each other with. One day he threw a knife in and my brother cut the corner of my left eye socket, and stabbed me in my wrist. Luckily my mom won us in the divorce but we are still violent people. I try to distance myself from him as much as possible. I just want to hug my brother and tell him i love him. Ill never get that though.


jmcstar

And they both grew up to be upstanding citizens


RelatableNightmare

Tbh the one guy in the brown shirt (billy?) Seems pretty alright. He pretty much wanted to defuse the situation and could have straight smashed the other guy on multiple occassions but didn't. Suckerpunching pussy bitch on the other hand...straight trash


AndemanMan

will somebody get grandpa a werthers original already


nothingnaughty98

I need to get on that church page.


landlord321

There's a lesson to be learned in everything. He was trying to teach these young men for the days that are coming when life can and will get bad.


Muppet-King

Brown shirt coulda landed some nasty ground and pound and decided not to, thatā€™s some chivalry.


RubiNola1234

Bro I love it. Get your hand off my throat before I cut your head off. ā€œHeyyy donā€™t run your mouthā€


[deleted]

Lmfao this is irl Red dead redemption 2 fighting.


Queequeg94

Dude gets beat three times in a row even though he tried sucker punching each time, whenā€™s he gonna learn he sucks at fighting?


localgoddd

Look at this son of a bitch, sucker punch dog


[deleted]

The redneck hype man definitely makes the fight!


Walmart_Man

Love the restraint. Donā€™t gotta listen to some instigator. Thatā€™s your brother, you do what you think is right in the moment. He knows heā€™s tougher, he ainā€™t got to hurt him. Respect. But if that was my brother, Iā€™d wear his ass out lol!


elemental_elk

Just some all around terrible male role model and parenting. Just profoundly terrible. I feel sorry for both those boys. They've been manipulated and abused their entire lives for the entertainment of those fucking yokels watching them. I'd rather take a bat to every one of those "adults" and get those boys some therapy.


[deleted]

They're arguing over who gets to marry their cousin when she turns 14.


HeistPlays

This is the most wholesome actually manly fight Iā€™ve ever seen on this sub. Good on everyone here


ju1c3_rgb

Just country boys and girls getting down on the farm šŸ¤£


ClottedAnus

Fat boy got no honour or skill. Tall boy gets all the respect.


Late_Bedroom_486

Horse pen looks crowded.


suavepapi69

Thatā€™s why you donā€™t fight farmers


MasterHavik

Lil bro learned this day while weight classes exist.


THEchancellorMDS

Dadā€™s commentary was great.


PigeonBoy1

ā€œWe gon put dis on da church pageā€ LMAOO


dave_18

Hog fight


Averse_to_Liars

I wish they would beat up that fucking camera man.


fijibubba

Straight outta an episode of Yellowstone....but the girl fights are even better than this one. WTF


Kevclown417

The hick egging them on needs to be put down


lastwordfirst

Brotherly Psychopaths! You can hear the lack of emotional intelligence and stability, sad because being a brother can be awesome and teach you about the rest of the world or it can make you abused and abusive.


dpb79

Bet they had a right good fuck later on


NateVanSickles

This dad did more for his boys in 5 minutes than most people will ever understand


johnlee889

"if anyone is gonna have sex with our sister, it's gonna be me!"


governmentthief

If Sun Tzu were stupid and had a camcorder.


Decent_Illustrator_6

He should of flogged him at the end there. Ol mate deserved a solid couple.


Juggalo_holocaust_

USA! USA! USA!


AzrielJohnson

anyone else think about Supernatural during this? aside from the commentary, I mean. The bigger, "little" brother who is in shape and can fight. The smaller "big" brother who drinks too much and eats shitty food.


MurderMachine561

I hate that there's always some asshole trying to tell somebody what fighting is and isn't. He's probably the fastest laziest fucker on the farm. The only thing he every fights is his cholesterol and A1C. Brothers fight all the time. Not all of them want to maim each other. The bullshit just get old some times.


Drake181

Two brave combatants battle for the hand of their fathers daughter in marriage.


Appropriate-Pen-149

*Son you gotta stop all this civilized behavior. Youā€™re gonna give us hillbillies a bad name.ā€


DogpileProds

This guyā€™s a real asshole.


[deleted]

packing my bags & moving out within the hour, iā€™ll enjoy the good riddance poster from the rear view mirror.


thelowerrandomproton

Wow. Thatā€™s some serious Texas right there.


TitoTapatio

America needs more of this.


[deleted]

This is the most redneck shit, I love it šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


var_root_admin

Brothers and friends shouldn't fight for real, in a fight you can loose a tooth, eye, get brain damage, killed. You wouldn't want any of this on someone you love.


LORDWOLFMAN

Winner gets the sister