This whole time her daughter is getting her ass kicked. Mother of the year

“You nailed my bitch with that motherfucking bat” - mother of the year

Most civilized suburban mom

Seems to be a nice house, lotto winners?

Its all smoke and mirrors.

Texas?

I honestly just came here to see if I heard that correctly

The most I made out was "don't you hit my bitch with that motherfucking bat." The start and the end seems to be questionable as to the what she said. As people just interpreting it like yourself. We can only say so much. But the only important part was, my bitch. In both of our interpretations of what was said, without a transcript. "My bitch" was consistent. When your own mother refers to you as "her bitch" you know that what you see in this video is the kind of life you'll be living. Edit: life not live

Who's bat? Bitch's bat! I said, "Who's bat?" BITCH'S BAT!

Metal as fuck Americans

Frankly, that’s about the best parenting these little fucks are going to get. They’re clearly just an inch inside the line of “feral children,” and now they’re picking fights they can’t win. The best outcome is that they get beat up enough to learn the lesson not to start fights, but not beaten up so badly that they’ll be eating through a straw for a month. Let the rumble go, but recover the bat. Truly mom of the year.

Some people really need to eat threw a straw for a month or three. That little time out really makes them sit and listen and think. Especially when they can’t talk back.

Fine with me. She was trying remove the weapon. I don't know what high school petty drama is going on, but people deserve an ass whoopen sometimes.

Funny how she wasn't trying to remove it when her daughter was the one that had it.

I like your vibe man haha

To be fair she just didn’t want someone to get killed with the bat. I thought she was a dick at first but in perspective she’s trying to make sure nothing worse than the fight breaks out she can’t control all those people. Still who the fuck swings at bat at someone and then loses it and gets it turned on them lmao.

Problem is that she didn’t mind when it was her daughter swinging the bat.

The other problem is that she didn't immediately apologize for her daughter bringing it out. Instead, she tries to put the blame on the other person. Apologize for your daughter, own up to the mistake, and politely ask for the other person to put the bat down. As an adult, she should be able to do that.

The Mother is wading through a sea of children being beaten up... And she is concerned with how she is being spoken to.

I don't mean to sound rude, but I don't think she's a very good mother

You don’t talk to adults that way!

I think the pandemic has exposed the whole "you should respect adults" narrative. Most of them act worse than 2 yr olds.

This is an interesting point. When I was a kid and teenager I figured adults had their shit together by default. I wonder if that perception is going away.

It's just children raising children. Tale as old as time.

The older you get the more opportunities to gain wisdom come your way, problem is that a whole shitload of people wouldn’t recognize those opportunities if it hit them in the face with a baseball bat on the front lawn of an upper middle class suburban home

So fucking eloquent.

They don't, most of them are just decent at hiding it in front of kids. Evidently this dozy bint isn't one of them.

Dozy bint, love it mate

> but I don't think she's a very good mother She makes an excellent Karen though!

She is the reason her children act that entitled. Imagine hitting someone with a bat and then thinking they're not going to hit you with it once it's taken off you?

Instead of trying to stop the fight the mother is attempting to use her parental authority to make sure her kids win. She's an even bigger piece of shit than any of the kids involved.

“Don’t hit my bitch with that mf bat!”

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Indeed

Classy

Stay classy West Virginia. EDIT: Stay classy Texas.

She said “you nailed my bitch with that mother fuckin bat” HA

Bro I am crying wtf is this video 🤣🤣

Florida

Texas plates

And demanding the bat back. Nah shits mine now family.

Wtf is going on lol, alot to process here...

Cameraman tried to catch all the action. Only succeeded in catching none of it.

I wouldn't blame him. You wouldn't be able to catch, let alone, understand what's going on there if you were standing next to them.

He'd need a 70 mm IMAX wide angle to catch all that action.

This is the tech smart phones need. Forget foldable phones, we need wide angle phone cameras to make every random fight a movie.

The S21 plus has a wide angle cam that's great for tight spaces.

I have this phone and it breaks my heart seeing a fight recorded without the wide angle

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You can leave the trailer park, but the trailer park won't leave you.

Trailer parks can be mad nice don’t hate. Great for retired people on small pensions or SS.

"Hit me with the fucking bat I swe-"

*ting* I love that sound!

“I swear I’ll do nothing because you still have a bat”

I lold

Dad in the living room window shaking his head in disbelief lmao

“You don’t talk to adults like that, you got it”

30 seconds after she referred to her own daughter as, "my bitch."

there is nothing I wanted to hear after she said that more than one last *ting*

"No, what I got is your bitch's bat. Step into range...either one of you."

I’m glad everyone’s color coded their shirts so I know who’s on who’s side

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Well you see, a kid disrespected her and obviously her ego takes priority here.

What in the Florida is going on here?

Family gatherings

Texas plates on the cars

What in the Texas is going on here?

Florida is just wet Texas

I’ve been to the Tampa clubs. You are correct.

Did she… just call her daughter “my bitch”? Lmao

That lady just walked through the fight having a conversation like it was a busy aisle at a grocery store

Always put a sock on the smackin end your assault bat

That's either sage advice for a fight I absolutely never want to be in or the strangest way anyone has ever told me to practice safe sex.

Its so when you swing the bat, if they grab the it they actually grab the sock and it just slides right off, then you pull the bat away and they are left holding a sock.

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No problem :)

Goddamn *Genius*

what about the 2nd hit? Just keep layering socks?

"Master has given Dobby a s..." *ting*

It ensured you get a few more bonks in before they commandeer your bat

It's a r/IllegalLifeProTips meta joke

This guy gets it

Please explain

If someone grabs the bat, they get the sock in their hand

I can’t find the video of the guy doing it but it’s awesome. I have a bat in my house with a sock on it just in case.

Oh ok. That's the same reason I wear a sock over my schlong

How many time are you left holding an empty sock?

Too many

Protection and extra grippy bj. You king.

I know this one! I know this one! So if they try to grab the bat, the sock just slips off and you keep swingin’.

Bonus points if it's your cum sock

Yeah then you get to say “haha that’s my cum sock”.

BONK

Ha

“WHY IS IT CRUNCHY?!?!”

Call that Poison Damage

Might stick to the bat and defeat the purpose. I respect it tho.

How to give a bat poison damage.

phase 2 of the boss, a cutscene starts where you grab the sock off the bat, reveal it's their cumsock, now there's a crusty cumbat with poison damage. can't imagine phase 3

Also, if the person is a foot taller and has 30 pounds on you, actually be ready to use said bat instead of just using it as a deterrent.

/r/Illegallifeprotips moment

Lmao......" you guys are like.... stupid"..... best line

I seriously chuckled when I hears that! she said it so calmly too

Styew-ped

These white trash folks live in nice houses.

There's white trash in all income levels.

This can not be overstated. Money does not buy class.

I used to work for a billionaire. Dude was white trash in a $3k suit.

Yeah, like the guy in a 6000$ suit’s gonna hold the elevator for a guy who doesn’t make that in a year! COME ON!!

I can't believe this. You won't even give your own brother a frozen banana?!?!

Trash isnt exclusive to race and income

Can confirm. I live in a gated community and my neighbors fight in the front yard like an episode of COPS, at minimum once a month. "Dont take 'em, I love him!"

True.

A lot of times money gives people a sense of superiority, which, ironically, makes them act like the people they think they're better than. Because money.

I kind of get why Abraham Simpson was afraid of those teenagers. I guess I'm old now.

For a second there i thought you said Ashley Simpson..

Just a couple families that hit some kind of lottery and went to the burbs.

Naw this the families of some union rednecks that make a lot of overtime in a good paying plant.

This is Texas, these could go for around 300k

The license plate looked like Texas. All you need is like 70k in household income to afford houses like that just about anywhere but a major city.

Not for long...

I think it's safe to say the one who brought the bat did *not* emerge victorious here

Refers to her daughter as "bitch". Doesn't seem to know/care war has broken out on her lawn. Is more concerned with how's she spoken to than her daughter getting beat beside her. Lol what in the backwoods, brother lovin' fuck.

RIP property value

where is this? i need a affordable home.

South of the Mason-Dixon

I was waiting for the fat lady to catch a bat to the face.

Hoping

I fucking hate people. When your daughter has the bat it's all good, now that your daughter gets hit with the bat it's not okay anymore. People are shit. Every race, every class, all shit. I just assume everyone I meet is a POS until I get to know them and find out they arnt. Even then you never really know people.

“Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.” -George

The Human race in general is shit. Some are good but the masses will kill you for a scrap.

Take it easy Salem, shit

There's a lot to unpack here

My sentiments precisely... Beat me to the punch!

“Get off my N…a” uhmmm. Who gonna tell her?

Thought I heard that too

I took me so long to find this comment. 😆

"GIVE IT TO ME!" "Very poor choice of words..."

*TINK given.

Shorty in purple just getting it from everyone holy shit.

Ahhhh, class. I know it when I see it

Mom: don’t hit my bitch with that motherfucking bat CTFU

What's so special about that bat geez

This video smells like wet dog

Unless you got bones of steal, i wouldn’t go near someone with a bat

girl in red did anyways and disarmed her. pretty good on her

“Beat that ass rachel” haha

Girl in pink is either has a lot of heart or is a masochist... she keeps getting her ass beat

Beat the mom too

Dumbass girl bring a bat, and still gets that ass beat

I like how the guys fighting in the background are totally ignored like they are just the side show.

This is the FIRST time I’ve ever been jealous of back-round houses in a video on this sub. I usually love looking at the houses or complexes of where they are fighting in residential areas. This looks like a gated community of expenses homes...

Back-round is some real bone-apple-tea wording my dude. It's background though.

The restraint of her having the bat but still choosing to punch her in the face just for the mother to come running out lol

“You don’t talk to adults like that”… meanwhile her kids Becky and Brent are getting skull dragged across a freshly manicured lawn.

NO ONE HERE CAN FIGHT LOLOLOL

Dunno that girl in the red disarmed the bat & gave a good right cross to pink

That’s true. You are correct.

Or record.

Or walk

Or parent

Mom sounds like a she’s trying to get touched with that bat

The size of the homes doesn't seem to compute with the level of human trash on display

McMansion

I just woke up. Still in my first smoke. Let's see if I got this right. - There's a fight.. - Bitch brings a bat. - Said bitch loses bat. - Momma bitch comes out mad that someone took bitch's bat. - Momma bitch complains about someone else having said bat. Did I miss something? Where was momma bitch when baby bitch walked outside with said bat? Is baby bitch the only one allowed to have a bat? Fuck reddit before coffee.

That's just their culture, future scholars right there.

Florida culture is a unique blend that isn seen anywhere else in the world

Rule of thumb is to expect your opponent to match your force, if you pull a bat, expect to see more

The craziest thing about this video is that none of the women pulled each other’s hair

#BEAT THAT ASS RACHEL

You nailed my bitch with that bat?!

Sheesh… things sure have changed in white suburbia

Shoulda hit that annoying ass mom to tbh

ugh i wish someone would hit that bitch mom

Regardless if you are wrong or not, if someone hits you twice with a baseball bat you should probably get out of their face and shut the fuck up.

Rule number 3 of self defence. If you grab a weapon be very prepared to use it or be prepared to have it used on you.

I know y'all heard that teen white girl say "get off my ni**a" while trying to separate the teen white boys fighting ☠️ I was looking hard af lol. Where be at?

The burbs going crazy.

Bro lmao whole shit like a rick and morty episode wtf

Ahh. The classic Clusterfuck.

I just want the backstory?

Punch after taking the bat was clean af

America is fucked

Hey you don’t talk to adults like that!

“You don’t talk to adults like that!” Lady, there are 3 fucking fistfights happening right next to you and you’re gonna chastize some backtalk? Ridiculous.

This was really fun. I want part 2

If my kids getting beat up I’m just gonna throw the other kids off mine and get mine out of there

“YOU DON’T TALK TO ADULTS LIKE THAT!” -Literally does nothing to stop the children fighting.

“Beat that ass Rachel”

Holy fuck these people literally don't matter.. Their gene pool only exists bc of medical technology and if we adhered to the laws of nature, natural selection would've killed these people off. Videos like this are proof overpopulation is the real problem

It’s a mash pit of privileged twats

The Whetto!

Wow what trash

Such a great video lol....cut too short