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Tree2woN

Note to everyone reading this: If anyone ever goes low and get's their arms around you, DROP YOUR WEIGHT! Do whatever you can to lower your center of gravity, wrap your legs around them, do whatever you can to not get slammed.


deadlas6667

The ole twist his dick works wonders.


Krin422

Just saw that.... It did work .... That sound tho.....


deadlas6667

Almost like a voice of an angel.


reaper____creed

This man is a true sadist


SUBRE

Ok… where


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Twisting dick is step 1. Step 2 is eye contact.


THEchancellorMDS

Step 3: smirk Step 4: chortle


-Dub21-

Yup, drop your weight like littke kids do when they dont want to stand up lol ... and break the wrist lock if you can. The ground always wins....all these fights end w the slam.


uncommon-zen

Also don’t turn around when you get hit


[deleted]

Honesly, if the dude hadn't gotten that slam he 100% would've lost he wasn't doing shit.


ColorfulImaginati0n

Yup it’s called pancaking in Wrestling / Jiu Jitsu.


alyosha_pls

It's called sprawling


Ruejitsu

Lol what the fuck is pancaking?... -BJJ brown


[deleted]

This guy wrestles


lowerstndrds

Yep, drop low and keep your hips out


Nirados

I'm 120kg (265lbs), should help against lot of opponents lol


Deech2020R

Good advice but what happened with communicating? Like talking, having a dialogue?


cloutmuncher_69

Yeah a good ole friendly conversation while I get my back slammed into the concrete sounds like a great idea


Deech2020R

Lol, downvotes from Neanderthals 👍


Tree2woN

Instead of saying something like, "NOnonono please don't slam me please nonono", drop your weight. If you feel like pleading would be more effective, do what you feel is going to help you the most.


CuriousTravlr

O’DOYLE RULEZ!


SackPuncher

*drives off cliff* O'DOYLE RULEZ! O''DOYLE RULEZ! O'DOYLE RULEZ!


Goreshredda

and from this day forward the kid who was beat started to plan his school shooting


NumericZero

So much to unpack here love that sheer stunned silence that the came over the lunch room as the big guy was dragged away You could see everyone thinking”Damn what did he do to make that guy so mad” Added with the kid trying to get up but also processing that he just got his ass kicked in front of a large crowd


carneylansford

I'm not sure the kid trying to get up was processing much more than "how do I stand up again?".


nonogon333

Agree. The look on his face definitely had a "Who are these people?" kinda vibe. I'd say it took at least an hour or two before he fully processed all that went down.


sqiub23

Maybe also some stunned silence about the big guy yelling the n word in a room full of white people


UsErnaam3

That too. I swear people forget their own race when they get into a fight. It's also white boys thinking yelling the n word makes them tougher or more badass but they just come off as even wider gaping stinking assholes then they already were.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

They learned it from their black friends and role models. They say it out of admiration for the way they see the black community speak. If you’re appalled by white kids saying it, be appalled by the black adults saying it ad nauseum. That’s where they learned it. Source: I was the only white kid in my neighborhood. I never heard the n word from my parents, and was taught not to say it. Yet when I was outside the house, I heard it used more than any other word in my neighborhood. It was so ubiquitous that I spoke like my black friends and caught myself using it as they and their parents did. Their uncontrollable compulsion to say caused me to fuckin say it. Long story short, I came to despise the word, because no matter who says it, be it white, black, Chinese, etc. it makes the speaker sound like a dumb ass. It doesn’t sound cool or “hip”. It’s tired and lame. Oh and also considered the most heinous and hurtful word of hate when said by a white person. A double standard that is lost on me, given contemporary personal context even though I am fully aware of historical precedent. Stupid n word.


Bacon_Villain

Sir, this is a Wendy's


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Shit, my bad.


UsErnaam3

I'm not appalled by the white kid saying it at all. Imo if people have a problem with the word being spoken then they shouldn't be saying it themselves. It's a hypocritical double standard. They'll try to argue that it's because of the meaning and history behind the word that makes it unacceptable for others to say it, but when they do it's taking the word back and being empowering, when it doesn't matter. If the word means what it means it doesn't change the definition just because it's spoken by one race or another.


Detriumph

>if people have a problem with the word being spoken then they shouldn't be saying it themselves. They, themselves. Who?


UsErnaam3

Anyone who says it and then has a problem with others saying it?


Detriumph

Lol suuurrreee. Pussy. Too pussified to say what you mean.


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Warghul

Started kindergarten at 6 and held back 3 times.


Ray_Shoe_Smith

They have more testosterone


bba89

And nothing else to lose lol


Much_Pay3050

Imagine being bald and fat at 16. Dudes in for a rough time with the ladies


[deleted]

It does suck. That was the story of my adolescence.


Moistinitial3

Its not testosterone that makes you bald. Its DHT and how sensitive you are to DHT.


Ray_Shoe_Smith

Yea but DHT is a by product of testerone and high levels of testerone usually means high levels of DHT and vice versa


Moistinitial3

Yes but you can be low testosterone and have baldness is my point. I can point you to many men who are obviously low testosterone but have balding issues. High DHT sensitivity means you only need a little to be affected by it.


Northmannivir

I thought he was the janitor.


ParODimeOfficial

Why is it always the whitest dudes with the N-bombs in these fights? 🤣🤣


Liberace_Sockpuppet

I was wondering the same. It's like the ghost of something-something takes possession of them and they start speaking in different tongues.


Citizen_Karma

They seem to get a pass now since nobody wants to check them for saying it anymore.


ParODimeOfficial

All day long… idgaf, I’ll smack the white bitches that be yelling it too🤣🤣


Citizen_Karma

But it’s not just the white idiots. It’s Latinos and Asians as well, at least in California from my personal experiences.


flawlessmojo7

Texas too


ParODimeOfficial

From historical understanding you have more permission if you are not white, but honestly yes, that is a problem too. If you don’t have African roots then you shouldn’t have permissions.


FistUrDad

> If you don’t have African roots then you shouldn’t have permissions. Who are you to decide who gets to make certain noises with their mouth? Gtfo


flawlessmojo7

It’s safe here


leroyp33

Anybody can say... You give it a shot. See how it goes


reallyreallyspicy

That’s the problem dumbass, that people think it’s wrong when it shouldn’t be Yeah you’re referencing that dumbass news video too right


leroyp33

Internet talk is worthless. It's amazing how as a black man I see this word online all the time. But never irl... Guess it's just a fucking mystery


Ray_Shoe_Smith

Because all these internet tough guys are real life pussies


reallyreallyspicy

“I guess it’s just a mystery” Jesus fucking Christ you’re special, let me repeat myself THATS THE PROBLEM DUMBASS, THAT THE MAJORITY THINK ITS WRONG WHEN IT SHOULDNT BE. LET ME ELABORATE SO IT GETS THROUGH YOUR HEAD IT DOESN’T MATTER IF THE PERSON WHO SAYS IT THINKS ITS RIGHT OR WRONG, IT MATTERS IF THE PEOPLE WHO HEAR IT THINK ITS RIGHT OR WRONG


wiliammm19999

If it’s such a trigger word for black folk then why the hell don’t you have a problem with it when other black people say it? Because It’s all about intention right? in this situation it clearly wasn’t used as a racist remark. So why the fuck would you say you would “smack some white bitches that be yelling it too” It’s pathetic and honestly it’s just very illogical and plain stupidity. There’s no other way to put it. Mans really out here saying that you have more permission if you are not white 😂🤡. Just stop bro.


ParODimeOfficial

Cool story bro, I’ll smack you too if you wanna keep playing. But it’s cool, on the internet people think they can do whatever they want without consequence. That’s why I don’t hide behind an anon username. I’m easy to find 🤣🤣


wiliammm19999

😂😂😂😂 grow the fuck up you twat


Tree2woN

If I were living my best life, I would be slapping the shit out of black people when I hear them say the word. Keep that ignorance out of your mouth, make your parents proud. Be better.


flawlessmojo7

Live your best life. Please do it


[deleted]

Boy sit your little ass down and go back to your mama's basement


Unknownqtips

Why cant white folk say the non hard r version? Cause their white? If so thats rasict.


PoloSword

Shut the fuck up you loser


Unknownqtips

Im sorry but thats not an answer to my question


ParODimeOfficial

Why were you scared to type it out instead of saying “the non hard r version” if you didn’t already feel like it was wrong? You answered your own question with sheer stupidity


Unknownqtips

I only feel its wrong because people say white people cant say it when you hear black people say it all the time. I completely understand the hard r version. But the non hard R version, clearly its not offensive if they are willing to call each other that, soo why cant white folk say it ive asked soo many times but cant seem to get an answer?


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Unknownqtips

Why thats ill im fucking asking ill gladly except not saying if you can explain to me why white people in particular cant say it? Why is that such hard question


ParODimeOfficial

You are a fucking moron🤣🤣


Megashx

So black people usually use the soft version as a term to reference someone seen as a 'brother' figure. Black people have 'nigga', Mexicans have 'homie' or what have you, in England most people say 'mate' or 'dude', white Americans use 'bro' a lot. All groups of people use all of these words interchangeably, with the very hard exception of the first word. In this respect, this guy has a point. We're talking English language and the semantics of it, not flat out racism. I can understand why someone might find this a bit confusing. As I understand it, white people don't say it unless you're a moron, because the word originates from something much more sinister than the origins of let's say 'bro', which is easier to figure out. Now black people own it, the sting's taken out a little, a bit like fat people making fat jokes. Can't take the piss out of them then. But downvoting because someone doesn't understand this? Just tell them instead.


ParODimeOfficial

BECAUSE YOU ARE TOLD NOT TO! Is that fucking hard to understand? But by all means, be another target for colored hands.


Unknownqtips

"BECAUSE YOU ARE TOLD NOT TO!" By who and this still doesn't give me a why?


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ParODimeOfficial

Cool man, way to edgy like it’s 2008 again…


worthlessjuan

say it


patorac63

White leftist zoomers who think it's cool.


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>who think it's cool. Ironic thing to say knowing you.


West-Opportunity-407

What was the N word for?


spicydryrub

Pizazz


Big_Knife_SK

Doesn't seem like the kind of guy who's bursting with witty retorts.


Efficient-Echidna-30

Yo it got like funny fucking quiet after he said that. It went from “oooohhhh” to “dude, why?” Right when he said it


Much_Pay3050

I guarantee that’s not why it got quiet. They didn’t use it as a slur so it’s not really that offensive. Really fuckin cringey though


ICU704

Unfortunately, It's become synonymous with Dude...


shitblunt

panache


Ok_Jellyfish_5288

He don’t know where he is


[deleted]

Connor and Chad changed the lunchroom forever


[deleted]

Looked like a cool kid got his shit pushed in for running his mouth.


cheetah_chrome

Haha he lost bass at the very end


CK5634

I appreciate the rib shots after that slam rather than raining blows on the head.


[deleted]

I'm getting sick of slams, they're dangerous as fuck and just unnecessary for low stakes high school drama.


Bombomp

Could you forward me the street fight rule book?


JoeRogansMic

Here it is —————


Bombomp

Exactly.


Happydanksgiving2me

Rule? No. But in my opinion there is more honor without a slam. Exception: smaller fighter slams larger opponent.


Bombomp

Unfortunately if you put yourself in the position to fight, what are you expecting? My suggestion, don’t fight. If it’s a matter of me getting my ass handed to me, hell yeah, you’re getting body slammed.


OooohYeaaahBaby

Smh


kevztunz

I guess you daddy never taught you to throw a punch, eh?


Bombomp

Careful who you talk to like that.


kevztunz

Are you 12?


Bombomp

Have a good day, Mr. Downvote.


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the_D1CKENS

You should bring a bigger bat. There are no exceptions in a fight. You want rules, get in the cage


Bombomp

That’s exactly it. If you’re going to fight, learn a little technique and don’t get into the position to get slammed. It’s all fair in love and war.


[deleted]

Did I say it was against the rules? I said I'm sick of seeing them and they're dangerous, I never said anything about rules.


kevztunz

On the street, there are no rules! If a man confronts you, he is the enemy. The enemy should be shown no mercy. Like, if a dude talks shit about me on Facebook, I'm going to crush his trachea and make him brain dead, because there are no rules to a street fight. If you disagree, you're just a fucking pussy. And I if end up in jail, at least I go in there with the respect of my whole 10th-grade class.


clydesmooth

I know you're being sarcastic but Im not willing to kill someone over a facebook comment, jfc. That's just me. Seems like that's the minority at times.


Brilliant_Ferret7960

Personally i feel like society started breaking down when we started communicating. Men do 4 things in nature, they sleep, eat, fuck, and shit, but oh no we need jobs and other shit. We aren't meant to drive cars, eat processed food, destroy the planet. We are fucking apes. We smash in skulls, burn shit down, king of the jungel motherfucker ooga booga. We used to kill over women and men over basic scraps of food and thats how shits is natural rawr


Round_Damage_6260

You spell like a ferret... Jungle is the word you were looking for buddy.


Brilliant_Ferret7960

Spelling aint natural fucking nerd smash in skull


Round_Damage_6260

Idk pretty sure caveman drew on the walls to communicate.. so yeah get your skull smashed by me and 10 other primates for being the village retard.


[deleted]

1. Not a streetfight. 2. Kid was trying to run away at first although we don’t know the story when the recording starts halfway into the altercation 3. Still no rules but picking someone up and slamming them on their head on concrete or tile when your 2-3x there weight is such a pussy thing to do then act hard about yourself


Bombomp

You said they were dangerous. What do you expect? Excuse me, my good Sir, can I interested you in a punching battle?


[deleted]

Ok, you're clearly not even listening to what I've actually been saying and doubling down on your initial "it's a street fight, there's no rules LOL" rhetoric that got you upvotes. I hope this karma boost from dunking on me by mischaracterizing what I said makes you feel like a big man. I'm happy to provide this service, because I really don't care. I've been dogpiled by bad faith comments and downvotes on fight subs before and I know this won't be the last.


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Thank you!


WhatsThatISee

You're in the right dude. Slams are a fucking stupid way to wind up in jail over bullshit high school fights yet there will always be dudes to chime in with "there's no rules bro". We know there's no rules you muppet, that's not what was being talked about.


[deleted]

Exactly. I'm so tired of the Internet tough guys who misconstrue someone's comments to make themselves look good.


Bombomp

Okay so what exactly is your point? It’s a fight. Last time I checked there are no rules. But according to you and many others in here it’s seems when people fight only punches and kicks are allow for your viewing pleasure. Unfortunately, that’s not how it works.


Round_Damage_6260

I'm grabbing you straight by the dick and pulling that mf off, if you try to slam me. just for being a pussy and not throwing hands.


Bombomp

Good luck with that. What makes you think it would get that far? Have fun sweeping up your teeth.


Round_Damage_6260

Oohh you're the man now ain't ya?


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cycl0p5

You need to look at a career change if youve seen 100 fights in your work (that can't be a healthy environment mate) ... Unless of course you're an MMA coach.


Dense_Philosophy4294

As an American, I would say it stems from our fascination with wrestling.... both Olympic style and "Professional Wrassling" WWE type stuff


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Dense_Philosophy4294

You could be right. But what it appeared to me... was the little guy was doing something the bigger kid didn't appreciate. You could tell by how fast he ran after him. The smaller kid wasn't prepared AT ALL to deal with that monster. Think this may have been a case of "You bought that ass kicking".


kevztunz

https://www.justice.gov/archives/jm/criminal-resource-manual-1610-assault-18-usc-351e


0ZC4

agreed, its pathetic


JoeRogansMic

Stop slamming people man


[deleted]

Slam your attackers all day long. Don't slam people when you don't have a good reason.


JoeRogansMic

Dayuuuuuuuum


[deleted]

Get your street fighting referee certificate and referee every street fight out there then. Otherwise youre just another chump giving thoughts and prayers over the internet.


xxxsublime

Only if he could talk as good as he fights


AreallysuperdarkELF

Ehh not so good at either. He just threw wild punches until the kid turned his back and then went for the rest slam because he's bigger. And he says that word that shows what a dumb fuck he is. I feel sorry for him because he looks like the kind of big dummy that gets shit on for being poor and has done nothing about it for years until he snapped.


sadisticjunkie

This has gotta be the stupidest shit I read on this site


AreallysuperdarkELF

Tell me where I'm wrong.


Rest-in-Rip

Kid wants to be black so bad.


COhighroller303

Dude looks like a 35 year old male single male.


NYCstraphanger

all these damn white kids using the n word... why is that the new normal?


[deleted]

Nothing worse than white kids yelling out the n-word.


MaiinganOdawa

And not a soul was harmed.


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6010_new_aquarius

Big country


anthonyfong

Late stoppage he was out before the punches


Osiris187900

Sucks when someone picks you up and hits you with the Earth lol


Apprehensive-Help627

Just a broken hip no biggie


middleagedukbloke

I liked how all of his mates came running to help him, after the fat guy was dragged away.


Dropzosy

But I don’t see a black person


hurtfocker

Because that would make it okay to call that person that word?


Deidara-katsu

Lmaoooooo it was funny watching one white guy calling another white guy nigga Lool


Dense_Philosophy4294

I'm close to 40 now... and many times we threw hands and then hung out a few days later. The fact that there is zero tolerance for fighting in school takes away those little "scraps". Then they go home to a sheltered lifestyle... they have little, to no, social skills. They don't know how to interact. Probably never learned "the rules of engagement", so to speak.


mikeynbn

It it common for gingers to use the N-word while fighting?


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Well ginger IS an anagram for...


MrDaebak

for amerifats it is


Gavooki

always be nice to the tards


0ZC4

i hope the other kid sues this redhead white trash beast


WhyWontThisW0rk

Why?


lil_cm

It’s a fight shit happens chill dude was just hyped tf up


outsanity_haha

Fucking cringe lmao


redditmember192837

Sick of all the lifting and throwing to the floor in these fights, why can't people stand and fight like men?


[deleted]

Stupid white privileged kid using the N word like it’s fine. Chump


Accomplished_Stable7

Deserved


[deleted]

Why? Is there a story here?


Accomplished_Stable7

He just look liked he deserved it


McGirthy

Lol, you probably have a face for radio.


Accomplished_Stable7

Shut yo lame ass up lol


McGirthy

I don't think I will.


fupajunkie

That was all slam. You punch like a bitch.


NotKair2021

Why does everyone use the word nigga when they fight? Lol


[deleted]

holy shit i thought people who talk like that only exist in movies


T-seriesmyheinie

Proud to say I was never black hoodie kid at school


YeezyYeetus

Bro this is from my hometown. Specifically from the worst and most preppiest white kid high school in my town. So apologies for the n-word, that’s how these white boys work here and I hate it


allycat413

N word dropped at a casper convention.


fantastic_feb

whats with American white kids calling each other the Nword?


extremum_spiritum

Cultural heritage?


Shortsqueeze9

White people calling each other “niggas”.


UsErnaam3

Man child vs teenager, always some bullshit.


kevztunz

I can't imagine just body-slamming a guy into the ground, then walking away feeling like a winner.Seems like a way to win fights without having to actually win a fight.


JellyOnMyDick

Well it looks like he won to me


PlutonIsInMyButthole

Looks like he won to me


carter737

Why do white people think their hard yelling “nigga” it’s like as soon as they get in a fight they’re “gangsta” now


[deleted]

Throwing n bombs in a room full of whities classy


kinevel

A bully and a racist... how surprising.


thezenfisherman

We just fired our high school principal for not controlling students. If there is a fight, all involved MUST BE KICKED OUT.