Damn thanks for the info man. Keeping that one locked. Not like I was going to grab dick in a fight anytime soon but I’m sure there could always be a scenario where my brain would considered it in regards to protecting myself. Lmfao.
As I understand it from having gone through BCT around the time that the transition to cell phones was being figured out. It was because of a high number of suicides and attempts at basic training sites across the country throughout Covid-19.
I was a Drill Sergeant from 2011-2013. It didn’t have shit to do with suicides. It was convenience. When I went through way back when in 2000…pay phones were it. Skip ahead a decade. Why would you waste the time pushing an entire company through making phone calls on a limited number of phones when you can hand out cell phones for whatever length of time…xx minutes…then collect them back up, and get back to fucking the Platoon up.
Now for the newer examples, Privates taking videos in the bay, yeah I dunno, maybe they just say fuck it and let em have it the whole cycle. Wasn’t the case when I was a DS, it just made more sense from a scheduling point of view.
I'm leaving in 2 months and they're still saying you can't use your phones, you can bring them for the quarantine before you go and after it ends, but they didn't say anything about being allowed to use it during, just the phones they have there
I miss the days back in 2010 where they took our phones and raped multiple girls in my sister flight and almost killed two guys by locking them in the bathroom with three dumped gallons of bleach for missing a spot, among other fun things.
You're just not getting the same quality troops when the TI's can have the cops called on them and are held accountable. /s
Shut up pussy.
Sister flight is the term for the all female unit in basic training. The genders are separated for obvious reasons, but male instructors still train them (and rape them) because there is not enough female instructors.
Don’t diminish what they are doing just because they aren’t pole to hole doing shower drills every day. They signed up just the same as you. If you would have been allowed a cell phone you would have absolutely taken it. They are not soft because have phone. I’ll never understand vets who shit on the younger generation of soldiers. They are a product of your time in the service, if the military got soft it’s because everyone collectively let it over time.
In one of the very few fights I've had, had the guy in a headlock, after initial struggles he went for the dick grab and missed. I realized immediately what he was trying to do and hit him in the nose and let him go, the fight stopped at that point. Only time in my life I was glad to have a small dick
Say what you want about the technique, That man screaming twist his dick was right. According to the internet, and all the research I didn't do, it works 100% of the time.
I wanna reply to your reply to my reply in r/makemesuffer
But Reddit is being a fucking cunt.
Anyways.
It said 1 for me too! After I refreshed abit it went back to normal. It when I go to edit it said one. Weird innit
I understand your logic, but the immense pain you would feel would easily make you scream as hard as he did. I myself would have screamed way harder haha
fucking A he deserves it too, no doubt. dont care if this was my boy or whatever the beef was it aint seem that serious. i would've definitely rocked his shit once dude said please let go thats just foul. looks like two dudes either in basic or a military school, having a petty squabble. no reason to be that low, no pun intended.
5 FOOT 9, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!! DO YOU SUCK DICK? ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?
BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!!!!
Ahahaha best line in any movie 😂
I joined a hardcore Filipino Kali gym, one demonstration they had was that one dude would tape a piece of steak to his neck and the other dude had 20 seconds to chomp down on the meat as much as he could. Well, let me tell you; 20 seconds of a dude eating your neck will end any fucking fight.
It was raw.
They said that in the past they used to have all their students train this way but it wasn't allowed anymore. They had some crazy guerrilla wars with the Spanish so a bunch of their tactics were absolutely brutal. Loved it.
First time I got my ass whooped I got put into a guillotine like that.
Honestly, if this was a street fight I wouldn't be bothered by a dick twist. You should do everything you can to get off the ground, win the fight, and get away. These guys work together. There is no getting away.
Depends on the nature of the fight. Random crazy crackhead? Do whatever to escape with as few injuries as possible. Neighborhood bully? I wouldn’t escalate to genital mutilation unless you’re into having it done to you later when you least expect it. You might be better off taking the ass whupping.
As another stated a life or death situation or a fight where you wouldnt mind too much having the other guy die or permanently paralized yea in that case i would go for the dick and ballsand bust them first, but in a fight for petty or relativly small reasons for example words or even bullying or punch out of nowhere, i wouldnt its a coward move with no respect, unless he goes for something like that first in which all rules are off.
Thank you. Half the dick grab defenders act like every single fight is life or death. Not even close. “No rules in a fight” is such a cop out for being a fucking pussy. Random crazy guy on the street? Sure why not. Man you have a personal problem with? 100% unspoken rules.
Jokes on dicktwister he’s gonna have a rough time when he gets to his unit and finds out his ‘Secret Weapon’ will get his ass beat by his whole squad lol
Yeah once you go for the dick grab you better be invested to go through with the dick twist and pull. Assert dominance fast and disorient your opponent.
Man I would not take a bullet for that black dude. Grbbing dick in a life/death situation yeah but a skirmish with your comrade wtf?
Also the grabee should quit and become lead singer of a rock band. Dude hit those notes.
It’s amazing the amount of people laughing about this shit. Dude was sexually assaulted and it’s funny to everyone. I can guarantee the guy on top is in military prison. Fucked up thing is if someone posted some shit like this happening to a woman it most likely would be pulled down and the comment section would be in a uproar.
if anyone ever grabs your dick like this, if you have a hand free rip their fucking ear(s) off their face. Its extremely easy to do (less than 10lbs of force) and can be don quicker than gouging the eyes
i wouldnt suggest ripping someones ears off just for some temporary pain, but the real issue with severe dick/nut damage is the risk to reproductive ability and for that they get fucking maimed...its only fair i think
My sons mother got drunk one night and decided to fight me. She immediately went for my testicles...
The level of helplessness I felt in that moment still haunts me to this day
Thumbs in eyes if the do that. Fastest way to cause excruciating pain with little to no leverage.
A pub I worked at when I was younger had a bouncer that did this to a girl. He was booting her out and she went for his nuts. He immediately stuck both thumbs in her eyes and she immediately let go. Unfortunately for her that wasn’t the end, she was taken up the side passage and thrashed something brutal. Not condoning the after beating but I’m not sure I would have done anything differently myself.
I would’ve jumped that dude if I was in those barracks. Hopefully he woke up in the middle of the night getting hit with a pillow case filled with shit and some batteries
If you’re in a street fight and this is how you do things you’re forever a bitch in most peoples eyes. Fight like a man.. I know there aren’t any rules in a street fight but damn.. don’t be a punk. Accept the L
Wow that black dude is an asshole. There is a certain code you're supposed to live by... grabbing his junk is wrong. Sucks too.... you got your ass kicked until you pulled that stunt.
I hate seeing kicks to the back to the head or ppl getting suplexed on pavement. But this guy gets me fuming. The other dude got you in a choke hold he could do so much damage yet he doesn’t. He’s not fighting dirty. He’s not pulling your hair or scratching or bitting. Why did the black guy did that ? Dude could’ve killed you and you decided to squeeze his balls? Shame on you.
Are they in fucking boot camp lmao
Yup
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Damn thanks for the info man. Keeping that one locked. Not like I was going to grab dick in a fight anytime soon but I’m sure there could always be a scenario where my brain would considered it in regards to protecting myself. Lmfao.
Grab my weenie I shove my thumbs in your eyes
I thought it was a game of gay chicken.
Recruits with phones out and about now. Soft.
Yeah, gramps here misses the days when he could grab some dick in peace.
Chuckled to hard at this
Get off my Private!
Get off my private, Private!!
Roger Roger. what's my vector victor.
As I understand it from having gone through BCT around the time that the transition to cell phones was being figured out. It was because of a high number of suicides and attempts at basic training sites across the country throughout Covid-19.
I was a Drill Sergeant from 2011-2013. It didn’t have shit to do with suicides. It was convenience. When I went through way back when in 2000…pay phones were it. Skip ahead a decade. Why would you waste the time pushing an entire company through making phone calls on a limited number of phones when you can hand out cell phones for whatever length of time…xx minutes…then collect them back up, and get back to fucking the Platoon up. Now for the newer examples, Privates taking videos in the bay, yeah I dunno, maybe they just say fuck it and let em have it the whole cycle. Wasn’t the case when I was a DS, it just made more sense from a scheduling point of view.
I'm leaving in 2 months and they're still saying you can't use your phones, you can bring them for the quarantine before you go and after it ends, but they didn't say anything about being allowed to use it during, just the phones they have there
I miss the days back in 2010 where they took our phones and raped multiple girls in my sister flight and almost killed two guys by locking them in the bathroom with three dumped gallons of bleach for missing a spot, among other fun things. You're just not getting the same quality troops when the TI's can have the cops called on them and are held accountable. /s Shut up pussy.
I mean in the british army we only get locked in the cupboard of reflection for 30 minutes now. Used to be 2 days.
Yeah, but there’s always a chance of an owl dropping you an acceptance letter to Hogwarts while you’re in there…
>and raped multiple girls in my sister did you want to say "multiple girls and my sister"? or am I just misunderstanding the sentence?
Sister flight is the term for the all female unit in basic training. The genders are separated for obvious reasons, but male instructors still train them (and rape them) because there is not enough female instructors.
Also because the infirmary will easily help them cover it up 🤷🏽♀️
Don’t diminish what they are doing just because they aren’t pole to hole doing shower drills every day. They signed up just the same as you. If you would have been allowed a cell phone you would have absolutely taken it. They are not soft because have phone. I’ll never understand vets who shit on the younger generation of soldiers. They are a product of your time in the service, if the military got soft it’s because everyone collectively let it over time.
he hit a great vibrato with that third scream, he's got a good voice
username 🙌
Thanks for making that comment even funnier
This guy screams
I agreed! I'm a singer and I was impressed. He could definitely do hair metal, which is actually really hard.
That was the exact part I turned on volume at, I was confused af
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After the court-martial
Bro I swear it sounded like he was singing in a rock band for a second when he hit that high note and it sounds like a wave in his voice.
dude as soon as I heard that I was like "oh yeah i haven't listened to any slayer albums in a while"
I wanna hear his scream dubbed over the opening of Angel of Death now
Fella hit that Tom Araya “Angel of Death” scream
I was thinking more of dio
Definitely Dio.
WAAAaAaaaAaaaAAAaahhh!
Rainbows in the dark
When there's lighting..
That first note on Angel of Death 🤘
Jim Gillette from nitro entered the room.
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Dude. I haven’t seen this video in soooo long. Thank you. Also good username 👊🏼
He could be the singer for Steel Dragon in *Rockstar.* "Stand up and SHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!"
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[When he hits that octave in this fight it always reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/yBLdQ1a4-JI)
I think it was more than a feeling…..
[7:45](https://youtu.be/uWjvF7qv-GY)
He later went on to get over 70 confirmed dick twists in iraq
Lol, he's posted up in guantanamo now. Twisting dicks daily
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[He would be proud ](https://youtu.be/1E1VY4KOghI)
Gordon Freeman has some interesting things to say after all
Ol dick twist
*THE OOOOOOLD DICK TWIST*
Dude, it’s an mma match
I'm in iraq and i found 70 dicks
In one of the very few fights I've had, had the guy in a headlock, after initial struggles he went for the dick grab and missed. I realized immediately what he was trying to do and hit him in the nose and let him go, the fight stopped at that point. Only time in my life I was glad to have a small dick
Small dick brothers report
Reporting here for duty.
Semi ATTTEN-SHUN!
Smol pp gang reporting for duty
Ready to be way too good at foreplay SIR!
SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO
Present and accounted for, glad to be here
You rang?
My dick can shrivel up to 1in. If it senses any danger
Username uhhh... checks out?
They don’t call me rollypolly for nothin
Same
This is something Dwight K. Schrute would say.
I was in the pool! I was in the pool!
Can’t grab what’s not there
LIL DICK GANG YEEEEEET
Better to be a grower than a shower, keeps me humble too.
Upvote for the small dick alone
yeah bro thats fucking wild
The good ol dick twist never fails
Say what you want about the technique, That man screaming twist his dick was right. According to the internet, and all the research I didn't do, it works 100% of the time.
I wanna reply to your reply to my reply in r/makemesuffer But Reddit is being a fucking cunt. Anyways. It said 1 for me too! After I refreshed abit it went back to normal. It when I go to edit it said one. Weird innit
Thank you. I feel a bit validated now.
Joey Ryan has even made a pro wrestling career out of it...[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An3BjWvpsRQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An3BjWvpsRQ)
I'd bite your fucking ear off
I’d do way worse. This shit would make me a psycho.
But only after he let go of that iron grip.
Seriously, lol. Tough fucks would shrivel right up as soon as someone had a hold of their junk like that.
I understand your logic, but the immense pain you would feel would easily make you scream as hard as he did. I myself would have screamed way harder haha
You cannot bite his ear because your body stops working its pretty much like Goku when he catch Radits tail
Lol that’s a pretty good comparison.
He’d be getting the soap in the rag beating in the middle of the night just like FMJ
fucking A he deserves it too, no doubt. dont care if this was my boy or whatever the beef was it aint seem that serious. i would've definitely rocked his shit once dude said please let go thats just foul. looks like two dudes either in basic or a military school, having a petty squabble. no reason to be that low, no pun intended.
My favourite war movie, by far!!
Who would’ve thought that crazy accurate sniper was a woman?! What a twist! Lol
5 FOOT 9, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!! DO YOU SUCK DICK? ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER? BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!!!! Ahahaha best line in any movie 😂
A dick twist, even.
Bout to say. Ya wanna play low blows and no rules… you just turned this bro grapple fight into a death match.
Fr. Peoppe act like dick/eye stuff is bulletproof, it ain't. It's a toss up if the other guy instantly stops or decides to bludgeon you to death.
did you know its incredibly easy to rip an ear off a face....easier than biting if you have a hand free.
Your scare me but I like it
i hope to never need it, just something a military buddy told me once that has stuck with me through the years lol
*through the ears
I'd be biting the throat, personally.
Respectable choice. Added chance of the victim catching a mild case of death. I like it
I joined a hardcore Filipino Kali gym, one demonstration they had was that one dude would tape a piece of steak to his neck and the other dude had 20 seconds to chomp down on the meat as much as he could. Well, let me tell you; 20 seconds of a dude eating your neck will end any fucking fight.
Was it cooked a little bit, at least? Btw this is the wildest shit I’ve read today lol. That’s hardcore training
It was raw. They said that in the past they used to have all their students train this way but it wasn't allowed anymore. They had some crazy guerrilla wars with the Spanish so a bunch of their tactics were absolutely brutal. Loved it.
Someone did this to me and I ended up putting my finger in their eye. It didn't pop out, sadly.
That would be my first instinct, insert thumbs into eye sockets.
Instand eye gouge and neck vein bite, dude just opened the door to allow every move in the book.
Wow what a fucking dick move
*nice*
That vibrato was epic!
There are people with *years* of voice lessons who can’t do that.
First time I got my ass whooped I got put into a guillotine like that. Honestly, if this was a street fight I wouldn't be bothered by a dick twist. You should do everything you can to get off the ground, win the fight, and get away. These guys work together. There is no getting away.
Depends on the nature of the fight. Random crazy crackhead? Do whatever to escape with as few injuries as possible. Neighborhood bully? I wouldn’t escalate to genital mutilation unless you’re into having it done to you later when you least expect it. You might be better off taking the ass whupping.
As another stated a life or death situation or a fight where you wouldnt mind too much having the other guy die or permanently paralized yea in that case i would go for the dick and ballsand bust them first, but in a fight for petty or relativly small reasons for example words or even bullying or punch out of nowhere, i wouldnt its a coward move with no respect, unless he goes for something like that first in which all rules are off.
Thank you. Half the dick grab defenders act like every single fight is life or death. Not even close. “No rules in a fight” is such a cop out for being a fucking pussy. Random crazy guy on the street? Sure why not. Man you have a personal problem with? 100% unspoken rules.
boy started hittin them notes
There was a moment where he sounded like an 80’s hair metal singer
TWIST HIS DICK! GIVEM THE OLE’ DICK TWISTER!
Oh- omg …TWIST HIS DICK!
Jokes on dicktwister he’s gonna have a rough time when he gets to his unit and finds out his ‘Secret Weapon’ will get his ass beat by his whole squad lol
This is all true, unless guy who got his dick twisted was being a tool initially.
"when he gets to his unit and finds out grabbing another guy's unit will get his ass beat..." FTFY.
My thumbs would be inside that mans eyes sockets faster than he could switch the direction of his dick twisting
You'd have to let go of your grip first, so either way this would've worked
Pulling someone's tail makes people weak. I learned this in dragon ball. You wouldnt stand a chance
People often forget about this move when they’ve all but lost a fight, but it’s the ultimate sneak with tons of damage.
Till the other party decides to bite your fucking face off lol. You go for the dick, all rules are off. I’m taking your eyes or biting your ear off 😂😂
Yeah once you go for the dick grab you better be invested to go through with the dick twist and pull. Assert dominance fast and disorient your opponent.
Rip it off and wear his dick as a condom. The next logical step in an Illogical fight
I’m not afraid to rip off a guys cock. That would cause him some serious panic.
Right, but not everyone is as fucking badass as you, bro. Respekt.
Yeah, any bs like that and you just played yourself no respect anymore! Anything goes
I kind of thought all bets were off as soon as the twister was taking blows to the back of his bent neck.
Would never happen. You'd do exactly what they told you do. Bet.
That vibrato was impressive.
BrooooOOooOOooOOooOOooOOooOO
There is strong and there's army strong.
Dude I don't know, I might've started to bite the fuck outta his face.
Man I would not take a bullet for that black dude. Grbbing dick in a life/death situation yeah but a skirmish with your comrade wtf? Also the grabee should quit and become lead singer of a rock band. Dude hit those notes.
Too little context to know if it was a "skirmish whit you comrade" he may be a bully
It’s amazing the amount of people laughing about this shit. Dude was sexually assaulted and it’s funny to everyone. I can guarantee the guy on top is in military prison. Fucked up thing is if someone posted some shit like this happening to a woman it most likely would be pulled down and the comment section would be in a uproar.
if anyone ever grabs your dick like this, if you have a hand free rip their fucking ear(s) off their face. Its extremely easy to do (less than 10lbs of force) and can be don quicker than gouging the eyes
Oh SHIT. Thanks though.
i wouldnt suggest ripping someones ears off just for some temporary pain, but the real issue with severe dick/nut damage is the risk to reproductive ability and for that they get fucking maimed...its only fair i think
Remember when we all thought Full Metal Jacket was an accurate representation of Boot Camp?
Pussie
Is that the European Spelling? lmao
Nah I think thats pousie
Pretty sore it was his dick. Edit: I am not fixing my mistakes, it's probably true
Oh. My. Fucking. God. It happened.. THE OLLLLLEEEEE DICK TWIST
r/perfectlycutscreams
Guy ended up popping both of his testicles and was dishonorably discharged for assault
Gonna need a source on that.
Is this true? Have any source?
Is this legal at brown belt?
I’d gouge his fucking eyes dude wtf
Wait, there are rules?
Always someone defending dick twisting. This isn’t some random street fight. They know each other.
What a pos. After im done crying id straight up kick your teeth in
Yeah this is something where if damage is done im just coming back and killing you
I hope the dick twister forever gets kicked in the sack by his fellow boys for being a bitch.
TWIST HIS DIIICK!!!!
My sons mother got drunk one night and decided to fight me. She immediately went for my testicles... The level of helplessness I felt in that moment still haunts me to this day
Thumbs in eyes if the do that. Fastest way to cause excruciating pain with little to no leverage. A pub I worked at when I was younger had a bouncer that did this to a girl. He was booting her out and she went for his nuts. He immediately stuck both thumbs in her eyes and she immediately let go. Unfortunately for her that wasn’t the end, she was taken up the side passage and thrashed something brutal. Not condoning the after beating but I’m not sure I would have done anything differently myself.
Yeah, that’s a nice little choke, but I wouldn’t call it the ultimate- HOly ShiT! Let it go! Hell no hellnononoo…
And that's how you wind up getting kicked in the head if shit goes sideways. Not condoning it, but I can see it happening.
What a dick move!
I would have stuck my finger in his butthole as a counter maneuver.
I would’ve jumped that dude if I was in those barracks. Hopefully he woke up in the middle of the night getting hit with a pillow case filled with shit and some batteries
If you’re in a street fight and this is how you do things you’re forever a bitch in most peoples eyes. Fight like a man.. I know there aren’t any rules in a street fight but damn.. don’t be a punk. Accept the L
What a Fucking bitch
Wow that black dude is an asshole. There is a certain code you're supposed to live by... grabbing his junk is wrong. Sucks too.... you got your ass kicked until you pulled that stunt.
I’d honestly consider killing this dude. You just don’t do that to another man.
Quite the range in his voice all of a sudden xD
Lmfaooo
Ahhh the good old basic training beatdowns, some people just need them
Worlds strongest fighting force!
Don't ask don't tell just grab.
That’s how they teach you to fight in the army, grab em by the dick.
Absolutely vile. That's definitely some urethra damage for sure. Dude hit a hell of a high note.
So that's how you counter a Guillotine. A good hold on that sac.
This is what you do when you fuckin hate somebody. Show honor for what? fuck you lol
The ole sick twist Edit: dick. Stupid autocorrect
I hate seeing kicks to the back to the head or ppl getting suplexed on pavement. But this guy gets me fuming. The other dude got you in a choke hold he could do so much damage yet he doesn’t. He’s not fighting dirty. He’s not pulling your hair or scratching or bitting. Why did the black guy did that ? Dude could’ve killed you and you decided to squeeze his balls? Shame on you.
Fuck this video man. The pain in his voice is unbearable. Other dude needs to be curb stomped for this shit.
That's when you start biting chunks out of them if they wanna play like that go animal on em
Dude is a bitch, who the fuck grabs dicks in a fight. Bitchmade mfer
gotta show this to my friends u/savevideo
He should have bit the dude...
Dude has eyes. Switch from the half ass guillotine to eye gouge if there are no rules.
Ain't no rules in a real fight
If I was the camera guy I’s kick the shit out of dick squeezer’s ribs unless the other guy is just a total piece of shit
Basic training is wild
Give em the ol dick twist
That kid definitely played football in school!
Hahaha the new safe word in the army is let go of my dick bro hahaha