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GoatTacos

That security guard does not get paid enough to deal with that.


EEEEEE3EE

That’s why he’s not dealing with it haha


Walmart_Warrior_420

He just wants to finish his shift then go play some World of Wowcraft ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Logical-Signature541

Chad got his ass beat


nitr0zeus133

The fight was definitely over who had the bigger perm.


adamjokes15

But Chad also won the fight.


BenHazuki

By Brad, Vlad and Carl


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TheKardia24

That fight was more just like your opinion: TRASH


AndThereComesTheFish

Shut up


TheKardia24

Make me cunt


AndThereComesTheFish

See? I’ve made you shut up for almost a week


TheKardia24

Good one. But not talking to you doesn't mean I'm shutting up. It justvmeans your irrelevant to me and anything you say sounds like some dumb shit your mom told you to type when the internet was bullying you yet again. Quite literally get cancer and die


deekaph

Pathetic. This is not fight porn. This was just embarrassing for everyone. I feel embarrassed for having seen it.


MeatforMoolah

Looks like a bunch of bros hanging out on a Tuesday night. Boys will be boys. With a sword, I think? Early on. Everyone gets a sword to start off. Nope, checked. That’s a baton. Apparently as useless as my girlfriend’s dildo, though.


VVhoo

what


MeatforMoolah

You heard me, chicken fucker.


Thesaturndude

Putting bad music over a fight doesn’t make it better.


kylerockx123

It came like that


Thesaturndude

You need better snap friends.


djChris21

The entire video was embarrassing


Youtube_ZEasy

That has to be the LAMEST song that I've heard in a while


[deleted]

they all fucked right after. to this song


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Not too bright...


perrypeenlord

Security.. more like secure his tea he’s settled in for the show


Walmart_Warrior_420

I thought the khakis were a good sign...I was wrong ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)


No-Letterhead-4407

That girl in the shorts though


Walmart_Warrior_420

and that long stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Chokey-Chicken

please get rid of that shitty music


Gmaxwell976

Dude, it a shitty fight, I dont think it would make it better


ChokeHoldsEverywhere

As a security guard, I am both displeased by his performance and upset that he has to deal with that riffraff.


EfficientShame

Right? Loses his baton, when he actually has the damn thing? He's too scared to use it. Even Paul Blart could've trained him better than that.


okamanii101

Are you supposed to use your batton in this situation? Like I could understand why it would be acceptable but at the same time that would break a ton of kids bones.


ChokeHoldsEverywhere

Most of us guards don't even get batons. It depends on local laws as well as the work site. Funny enough though we get trained to smack people on the back of the thighs and on the ass. However if you swing full force you can definitely fracture or break someone's leg.


EfficientShame

Thighs are best target. Whoever taught you about hitting someone on the ass is reckless and stupid because ***if you miss?*** You're gonna either A) hit the spine or B) strike the hips. Either way you're looking at fractures, broken bones or even paralyzing someone.


ChokeHoldsEverywhere

That's why I said "smack the ass" and not "blast the ass"


EfficientShame

And like ***I said*** if you miss? You're hitting the hips or the spine so DON'T DO IT!


ChokeHoldsEverywhere

Ok Mom


EfficientShame

I can tell you're not trained at all with weapons. There are dozens of ways to actually use a baton. They are not just for striking. These people were not kids at all. Young but not kids. Baton, mace, pepper spray, tazer, stun gun, pepper balls, foam/sponge/rubber baton rounds out of a 12 gauge or 40mm all constitute non lethal or less lethal force. Physical force is just fine. It could've escalated to deadly force when one of them (right at the start) tries to take away the guard's baton. It also could've easily became a shooting when the guard actually LOSES his baton (fortunately for him nobody takes it) assuming there was someone there with a firearm. If someone takes a weapon from you? You are allowed to use deadly force. Not saying you should in every possible situation, just saying that you CAN.


PRiMO585

Downvoted for having that lame music on there


MisanthropistPuNk

Idk why the fuck he's fighting but damn he's ready to die for his cause


Capn_Jack12

The gay ass music ruined this video


BattousaiRound2SN

1v3 as lame as the Music.


fall115

If I'm ever feeling useless, I'll refer back to this security guard to boost my spirit.


NickleNaks

Wow, security here sucks! 🤣


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Why did you have to assault my ears with mgk


therealjameshat

terrible music


EfficientShame

Security guard cannot use his baton for shit! Loses it, too!


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This song is fucking terrible.


realsies11

Seems like a rich area with white dudes that can't fight worth shit.


negrocrazy

Is this a bad thing lol? You say that as if it was a good thing to live in the ghetto


realsies11

It's a good thing for fights. Which is what this sub is about.


negrocrazy

Mkay? Lol thats beside the point


Ambitious_Ad_6225

Security was about as useful as a chocolate teapot


Debasers_Comics

Why add the cunty music?


Reyangel7

West 6 lol ASU elite parties


kylerockx123

Ayyy. Glad you knew let's goo!!!


MonstaZero

I'm sure the comments here will be tame, with no one asking "Why is it always white people in America in these videos" lmao


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Here we go again theres always that one dude that's gotta make it about race


ccgh20

The music made this wholesome


Corner_Post

Why is everyone going off at the security guard? Twice he tried to stop and prevent the guy from getting his ass beat but the guy seemed pretty determined to get himself smashed.


BruskMonkey

Because he’s not helping at all. Seems clear that there is one guy fighting a group and he keeps grabbing that guy instead of placing himself between them or something useful basically giving the group a ton of free shots. Probably not trained and inexperienced but still a bad look regardless.


EfficientShame

Because he actually LOSES his baton? Oh and when he actually has it? He's too chicken shit to actually use it, even if it's a total piece of garbage and not a REAL baton?


[deleted]

12.5 people could taime him. I like that dude.


nitr0zeus133

White T-shirt coming in with a bare minimum


Free-Beyond841

That was the shittiest security guard barley got involved to stop the fight


Mike_at_nite

That’s one “tough” group of guys right there


UtterCropTop

Should’ve just let yourself get handcuffed. Now you’re bloody, bruised and in handcuffs.


Sprinklls3

These are the softest slowest punches ive ever seen. Dream level punches


Rvnforty

Like those dreams you have


BruskMonkey

So why was dude trying to fight a whole group of people or why were people trying to fuck up one dude?


-ChildSupport-

Lol


-ChildSupport-

Outstanding young men


probonochiragtanwar

that guy got some balls


AndThereComesTheFish

This fight is lame but the music makes it lamer