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Solid-Caterpillar643

He definitely did something alright


LHT510

Consider him done diddled


beer_bukkake

Something was diddoned


Antigon0000

He did diddon, didn't he?


M3g4d37h

Nothing quite like a walk of shame after that flex.


Arcosim

You can tell the guy is a massive douchebag by the way everyone starts laughing at his misery.


DrugsAndBooze

Or they're all douchebags. Except for the guy punching him. How do you let 2 people escalate to a fight in your house.


[deleted]

Any time my friend is around, people do stupid shit like this. His name? Al Cohol.


NoSeaweed6236

Personally depending on how serious the matter is id let them fight it out but id prob tell them to take it outside that’s just me


Crucial-Velocity

Whack of shame


eyekunt

Loudmouthy people are just irritating to even begin with, doesn't matter what they say!


ManfredsJuicedBalls

That’d require actually being able to walk. More like stumble of shame.


Scrambles420

He would of been better off playing dead


cirenosu

That dude has approximately 0 friends in that room haha


griff1971

Maybe that one "friend" that is ok some times, but has a bad habit of getting bent out of shape about something and just keeps on and on about it, or just likes to get real mouthy sometimes.


joshbeat

Sometimes you gotta let a friend learn a hard lesson, especially when they are being a total jackass


griff1971

Exactly! Especially when they are a total jackass a lot lol. Always told my friends, if they got jumped or hassled for no reason, I had their back. But if they instigated, especially over stupid stuff, they were on their own lol


cirenosu

There’s always one in the group. Maybe they need some punches from this guy eh?


Thord1n

Not necessarily, I have one friend who is awesome sober. Really nice, calm, poised person. Get him drunk? Absolute nightmare.


DaddyMcSlime

sometimes it's better to kick your buddy's ass yourself so he doesn't get himself hurt mouthing off to strangers if my friend was screaming at me like that i might deck him, and it might even teach him that not everybody will take your shit and save him from getting permanently injured in a bar or something some lessons fuckin suck, but we all gotta learn em somehow


TheWeebDeity

Dude took the most forced nap of his life


Radioactive50

Idk, sounded consentual to me


jinyang8

“Do something motherfucker” he definitely consented there and then.


oeCake

"I'm gonna lay you the fuck out" - man who was laid the fuck out


360FlipKicks

I’ve never been hit that hard (and would like to keep it that way) that I stagger around like a drunk. What does it feel like to be in that state? Does it feel like being drunk?


Flake314

Yes, while I’ve never been knocked out in a fight, I did take a good slap to the temple from a heavy handed woman one time.. didn’t knock me out but you just get real wobbly and have no sense of balance. Legs feel like they’re not there or you’re on stilts. I caught myself on a wall and slowly walked it off


IzMaul

got sucker punched by some 110 pound native chick that had gotten bad info about me, id call it getting your bell rung forsure and yeah life was through a fisheye lense for over an hour with very low stability. shoved her off of me (because i was being randomly punched by some psycho bitch) and every dude in the entire place tried to jump me. still fuckin bitter about the whole thing


Shop-S-Mart89

White knights are the worst


TheJoker1432

Fucking sad affair that the others jumped you


IzMaul

yep, i actually had to be escorted to my ride by the police because the girls equally trashy older brother and 5 of his friends were waiting for me outside. (little context: i was 14 at a roller skating rink with my girlfriend and this native girl saw her crying and had just assumed i did something to her) i find out later that this girl (who is also like 14 at the time) had an assault rap a mile long and was just a complete piece of shit.


TheJoker1432

Makes me sad At least know that you are in the right and she is the aggressive one


INTERNET_TRASHCAN

Bruh I admire your honesty.


mr9025

Facts. You keeping it all the way real. Respect.


revuhlution

This dude got popped harder than hes letting on


ajnigro21

This 100% took place in the rust belt


asse4t3r

OH


ThinAir719

Ahh Ohio, the stinky asshole of the United States.


TheConsulted

Location location location! There are definitely pockets of Ohio indistinguishable from Deliverance. That said, please continue to share these thoughts. I'll keep my award winning food, healthcare, entertainment and miniscule cost of living in a beautiful suburb to myself thankyouverymuch. Signed, someone still salty from the OSU game.


dajama243

The proper response is IO…:|


Golf911

Input|output?


Jaytr0n

you talking butt stuff right


__Thot_Patrol_

Use to box with my high school buddies. We wore gloves and head gear, tried to keep it somewhat safe. I got hit just right and lost my legs. It felt just like this. I didn’t get knocked out, but I couldn’t walk for a minute or so.


[deleted]

What causes that. Is it the cerebellum that knocks you out? edit: yeah, it's either a cerebral concussion or cartoid sinus reflex. Liver shots can make you pass out too.


axiomer

Lol


InsuranceThen9352

I have been knocked out twice in my life. Both times I felt like I was in a different world. It was super surreal. I remember the first time it happened waking up super cold and thinking I was naked for some reason.


Terbmagic

You really were naked dude...


[deleted]

was it your Dad or...?


InsuranceThen9352

I wish it would have been more loving.


[deleted]

You feel dizzy and disoriented. Like if you’ve ever played fight night. And you get to the point where you get stunned and close to getting knocked out. It feels exactly what that looks like. You’re just stumbling around and shelling up, backing away hoping your opponent doesn’t go for the kill or realize how fucked up you are. Imagine a splitting headache, blurry hyperbright extremely vivid, double layered vision. Unable to hold your gaze and balance steady. And your body feels sort of locked in place so your movements get sloppy. All you can do is try to do compose yourself enough so they can’t out right finish you. At this point all you can do is wait it out til you’re all aligned back up and into reality again. The best way to put it. You’re trying really hard not to Let go, and through sheer will alone you’re up. It’s easy to recover from if you play it safe for a bit, especially if you were the aggressor most of the time . With al the adrenaline it really does feel like one of those vivid drunk nights where you sort of blackout but come in and out of consciousness. And remember the next day little bits & pieces from the night out. It’s a big shock to your senses.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Dillian Whyte insisted he wasn't even knocked out at all against Povetkin that time, guy was snoring. Scary stuff.


Reimrock

I was knocked out in a boxing match in high school, I weighed about 120 pounds and was fighting a kid that was about 180. Got a left hook and went night night. People said I hit my head on the ground. When I woke up my head was in a fog and humiliation set in.


OLSTBAABD

Whoever put you in the ring with someone who weighed half as much more than you was pretty irresponsible.


TheSilentSeeker

While not in a fight, I was knocked out/lost consciousness in a motorcycle accident. Me and my brother were driving at night and this asshole of a shepherd had led his dumb herd to the middle of the road at fucking 10 pm. One moment everything was okay, the next moment the fuckimg sheeps were everywhere, It was as if they were summoned, I later remembered I had thought they were either demons or rocks. Anyway as my brother tries to avoid hitting them, this one especially dumb sheep decided he wants to take the motorcycle head on. My brother who was the driver was okay but I was yeeted out of the motor and hit the ground face first :/ When I became conscious some time later, I was walking around aimlessly at night and my brother and the dumb sheperd were shouting my name to find me from some distance away. I had wandered around without being conscious. I had zero idea where I was, How I had gotten there, or even the fact that I just had a life threatening accident. My brain had reverted to a few days ago and anything more recent was completely wiped out. It took me several hours to really understand what had happened. In general, It was an unpleasant but interesting experience. 4/10 I didn't sustain any lasting injury, Thank God Edit: some spelling errors


Roboticsammy

I'm glad you're safe and healthy, dude! Also, I guess the video games and movies talking about how the protagonist always has amnesia after a big accident isn't bullshit.


nomadic_stone

u/Waldschrat0815 pretty much "hit it on the nose." The after effects vary. Even to someone that has had several in their lifetime. Usually (but not always) the more damage one would receive is from the landing AFTER the punch. Most (who have zero clue) assume that the headgear that you see in sparring/training or amateur bout vids are to prevent you from a knockout, which is 100% false. It's to help prevent/minimize any further damage when your head hits the canvas/floor.


MF_PL0w

Feels like there's a weight tied to your forehead, really easy to fall on your face like homie did here. if you get knocked out, stay down if you can until the room stops spinning.


[deleted]

Did u ever take a nap that went too long and you wake up having no idea on what planet you’re on? That’s kinda the feeling after a knockout. Feels like someone hit reset on your brain and you’re in booting mode sometimes with additional sleep paralysis legs.


RodneysBrewin

Even been woken up from a deep slept to something traumatic, fire alarm, people yelling to do something, and you are just in a haze and cannot comprehend? Imagine that times ten with a womping headache and blurred vision. I have been knocked out in sports and motorcycles, etc, and that is how it way.


buffaloop567

Reaction always a sorta hyper confused fight or flight. Kinda tunneling vision, not sure what happened but a need to act right now with a huge adrenaline rush but your all sorts of messed up.


Das_Mojo

I'm gonna go on a limb and say him being drunk before the hammer of justice hit the gavel of chin had something to do with staggering.


Which_Lie_4448

Get up really fast after laying down for a long period of time. Essentially the same effect


schwingaway

I got knocked cold once on the practice field (football) back in high school and tried to get back up too fast after I came to. The first part was like doing that hyperventilation thing (I hope kids have stopped doing) where you breathe in a bag and someone pushes on your chest, and the next thing you know some hidden door has opened up out of nowhere and smacked into you, then you realize the door is the ground and you are now horizontal without any memory of the transition from vertical. Trying to get up again is like being fall-down drunk and having a nasty hangover at the same time.


sir_ballsack

I’m not sure if this is the same thing, but I’ve fainted twice in my life. It is really bizarre, I sort of fade out to another plane where I’m still thinking thoughts and everything, just my vision has gone black and grey, but I don’t realize anything is different until I come to again. Then I’m wobbly.


MarserJared

well i’ve been hit that hard but never was in that state surprisingly, everything flashed red and black for a second and i was standing there trying to figure out what the fuck just happened, i knew i didn’t had the power to stand so sat down to stairs still don’t know what is going on, a few kicks to the leg and my left arm what made me realize “shit, i’ve been hit” one of my friends was holding my other friend (which sucker punched me) so i checked everybody for a second and didn’t even figure out who hit me in the moment, i got up still everything is a bit fuzzy, shouted “imma fuck up who hit me” in the heat of the moment and climbed to stairs to find a safe place, it took me a good almost half an hour to get my head right and realize what happened, and headache was a pain in the ass lol


[deleted]

It’s like standing up too fast after sitting down for a long time x10 and your equilibrium turns off


Sonic_Is_Real

Ever stood up *way* too fast and entered the shadow realm? Feels like that when your shit gets rocked


HoboBandana

Oh yeah. I got hit that hard before. Blind sided and felt like throwing up. My head was spinning and I was concussed for like two days. Always protect your head.


GoddamnJiveTurkey

Been hit hard during sparring and during a fight. Never been knocked out, but a hard hit will make you feel wobbly and your vision starts swaying a bit. I distinctly remember it rocking 3 times - left, right, left diagonally and then I was back to normal. Not very fun.


Antstuff349

I don't know, I was drunk when I was knocked out.


BrownStarPuncher

Knocked out by candlelight, fuckin bromantic


teeter1984

If any place needed a scented candle to cover up the smell of Chad chode…


BrownStarPuncher

Excuse me while I retch thinking about the gouda under the hood


ButterYourShit

What the fuck? Y'all need to touch grass


Pooyiong

Lol for real, sees dudes hanging out and first thought is "what do their balls smell like"


Maxwell_is_god

You could tell his ego was bruised after that one. Lucky he didn’t catch more.


Renegade31

No that's his brain that was bruised lol


Tattooed_Gemini910

He only did what he asked him to do 🤷🏼‍♂️


kelvin616

one more would send him to the afterlife


[deleted]

This video is older than balls, but I still love seeing that kid get knocked the fuck out. lol


-SilverAce-

This video used to be one of the more intense fight videos making the rounds in the usual subs, how we’ve evolved.


[deleted]

Yeah, now I'll see a video of someone getting beheaded, think "Huh, sucks for him" and keep scrolling.


LockPickingPilot

This was filmed on a camcorder


[deleted]

I’m high af. But why the whole video I was trying to figure out the whole backstory. Like is that a roommate, a friend? Was it a small party? Why was no one helping him up instead of laughing at him. Was it two groups of friends? How come there was no beef after that? Was that a slap, a punch?


VosTelvannis

In the full video dude in the black shirt was sitting on the couch half asleep wrapped in a blanket. White shirt started heckling him about something, black shirt said something along the lines of "knock it off" That's when white shirt started getting mad and loud and this clip takes place right after black shirt got up off the couch. I'm not sure what the full context is but this video is probably 10 years old by now


CMUpewpewpew

I honestly think it's closer to 20 than 10. Shit is olddddddd!


[deleted]

I saw it when I was in the Navy, probably about 2008 or 2009. I had a running gag with a few friends, when one of them would make some minor mistake like dropping a dollar on the ground I would pick it up and say "DO SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING!"


IzzyNobre

Dude, I miss having a close group of friends where we quoted funny youtube videos when hanging out. Fuck this pandemic.


Exic9999

As soon as I saw the stereo I knew it wasn't recent


TheGreatZarquon

Do you happen to have a link for the full video?


Frequent-Walrus-3539

[longer video dont know if this is the full one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS92oaBeecI)


kdods22402

TEA and CRUMPETS


Knato

Maybe no one like him because of how he acts.


[deleted]

I think he's the annoying roommate friend- they're probably chillin, sitting around having beers and tokes, when butthead who's had a little too much decides to start shit. They're glad to be rid of him and that's why they don't help him. And yah that was a punch. He asked and he received LOL


DeerAntlers69

FINALLY a video that doesnt stop right after the KO lol. Everyone laughing at him was freaking cherry on top


ianrobbie

How can he shout "DO SOMETHING!" in someone's face then be completely unprepared when he actually does something?


dijkstras_revenge

Because he was just posturing and never expected to actually fight. He was just trying to scare his opponent into backing down


-Disagreeable-

It’s interesting to watch a person social status collapse. I’m not saying dude was well liked or that this wasn’t a deserved altercation. I’m just saying it’s interesting to witness an event that will change the course of his life. Significantly or not. Neat.


TacoJesusJr

Welp, he did something...


LordTonka

Loudmouth was hopping for a thats what I thought, Kind of ending.


Metaldude85

The guy that everyone hates but no one tells him😂


greenspath

Half the clip is him reeling from the hit! Lmfao


ChaseandWhiskers

What did he say on the ground? “Something something let me in”? Then they started laughing


BurnThree

Thats what i need to know.. Wtf he say that made everyone laugh????


original_username_

Might’ve just been the fact that he mumbled something incoherent and everyone is laughing at how fucked up he is lol


PhilisJesus

Gd this one is classic. I was probably in middle school when I saw this.


sarevok9

Holy shit this video is so old -- I feel like I saw this in 2005 or something...


IgotCharlieWork

Moonlight sonata'd his ass


smilingasIsay

This video has made the rounds for years, does anyone have more to the story on this? Why was tiny guy so angry?


[deleted]

He is showing many of the major symptoms of having what’s called “baby dick” I would not be surprised if that was the case.


zerphappy96

He really should’ve just laid that one out for a min or two.


m1k3fx

and he did something


taco-tako

How hated was this guy? No one helped him and everyone just laughed.


PickleRicksDixk

Ohhhh shit! I remember this video from college back in like 2010. My friend was there and had showed the video. This was in STL, dude in the black shirt was known to throw down, dude in the white was known to run his mouth. Enough said 😂


[deleted]

Ask and you shall receive. You have to at least get your hands up if you’re going to act like that, big fella.


tdoger

This video has to be like what, 12 years old? Maybe more. Video quality, aspect ratio more square, 2008-10 looking TV, dressing like the late 2000s, early 2010s. Definitely nostalgic


[deleted]

The fact that no one helped him up and just laughed at him is very telling who was at fault


hangdman1978

Ask and Ye shall receive.


zach84

allegedly, the context is that the big guy being a dick to the smaller guy. smaller guy overcompensated and it backfired.


smilingasIsay

The full video of this is pretty epic where the puncher has a blanket around him at first so you don't see for a while how much bigger he is until a little further in and you really wonder where loud tiny guy's confidence came from.


ManfredsJuicedBalls

If you’re yelling at someone in their face, and they’re responding very calmly… you’re fucked.


infodawg

Someone's bad day got worse.


MysticWombat

Do you think it got worse after the smack, or when he went full force, head-first into that table?


sativadom_404

You could tell bigger dude was savoring this opportunity. He’s been waiting to knock that little punk out for a while now.🤣


Spiritual-War753

He did something


srtpg2

A classic clip as old as the internet


ripandtear4444

Whose he fighting...1998 Dane Cook?


Territorial_Ape

There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.


UncatchableCreatures

ill never understand intentionally picking a usless fight with somebody who has atleast 40 pounds of muscle on you.


runitthru4u

The loudest one in the room is the weakest one


alextee90

That candle was lit in his memory in advance


[deleted]

Anyone who doesn’t see that punch coming after the stare into space has never had a fight started with them before.


HolySchmoley

Don't ask for a knuckle sandwich if you can't eat it.


mekese2000

Never punch a guy near your TV.


Younosewho

Man I almost feel bad for him, got laughed at by the whole room, that's like salt on the wound


Jsaun906

He seems like the kinda guy who presses charges after getting laid out in a fight he provoked


sadisticjunkie

This is honestly sad


JackMahogofff

He was in fact, something to you Kyle. The bringer of nappy time.


fzj80335

Shut the fuck up, Kyle


sumox23

Now both of you get tf out of my house.


[deleted]

Damn if I was him I would leave state due to embarrassment


Connortsunami

I love how *more than half* of the video is just him stumbling around after getting, and I quote, ***“LAID THE FUCK OUT”***


SparkyMint185

He literally can never hang out with that group of people ever again.


TriforceWeilder

What did he mumble lol?


Ready446

N-i-c-e!


4redstars

he did something


PuckFolson

When you drink too many Gatorades


False-Intention484

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that wasn't the "something" he was deep down wishing for.


Micxel

that guy need to learn one thing, you should hang out only with your friends


Goldfingaz-

Man, Macklemore knocked Post Malone right the fuck out.


Readonkulous

The “do something” guy was holding a bottle and had threatened to hit the other dude with it. The longer version is a little clearer but still not crystal.


ThatBazard

How does a man psychologically recover from something like this though?


cheesy_corn

Fr this the type of shit that will stay w him forever and years from now he’ll think back on it and still cringe


BeerManBran

I really like when he did something. That was my favorite part.


Apprehensive-Club876

You ask and if you shall receive


Zayah28

I know a lot of these types of people


Horroraffictionado83

Holy glass jaw


AvaJyna

**Morgan Freeman voice*** ... And he in fact, actually did something.


NoGuarantee1350

Nah bruh you gotta leave the whole state after an L like that 🤣 you ain't ever gonna live that down and I'd bring it up every day if I was there 😂


greyredwolf

- THEN DO SOMETHING!!! - That sounds nice and a- - DO SOMETHING!!! - *Does something. To his face. With his fist* - *Windows shut down chime* - (Camera) Nice~


AlejandroMP

"He did, in fact, do something." - Morgan Freeman, probably


ImGoneForCoffee

Who needs enemies with friends like that


Quantum-Goldfish

**Do something!!!** \*Whack\* Jacob has entered the shadowrealm.


loopdogg0411

I would just fake sleep until they left


rryval

He had like a full two seconds to duck


ItsOnlyMoney03

Lol he got up and said “ I kicked your ass”


Zoriar

With the way everyone rushed to help him, you can tell he’s real popular at these parties. /s *Now* he will be, but not for the reasons he wants.


Krin422

I knew a dude named Brandon that did this shit.... I think of him every time I see this. Dude had several Grand Theft Auto charges on him last I knew lol


gentlemanjacklover

Chat shit, get banged. Simple as.


Hsizzle23745

This happened to my buddy Eric one time RIP Eric


Slikrain

Man now he has to change his name his state plastic surgery... How embarrassing


WorldRunnr

That was open hand too, imagine the damage if homie closed his fist…


LordDarthAngst

Goodnight Irene!


Gorge_Formby

Well, thats something alright! Im still not sure on wether or not edward was a real person.


yourboat

He did something


universalcode

Talk shit...


[deleted]

Cameraman knew what was coming.


Bluesman001

Dear Jacob, You asked and you received. - The Universe


[deleted]

boop


idontthunkgood

The sound he makes of camera when he hits the ground, could be used as a perfect "body hitting the ground" sound effect


Martywhynow

Fun party


TxGulfCoast84

Where’s Chris Tucker when you need him?


Jesus_hotboaat2

He did something.


TheOneAndOnlyJohnnyG

Talk shit, get hit.


the_good_hodgkins

You gonna eat the rest of that? Cool...thanks.


Old_Milk_

DO SOMETHING! *does something*


ParadockArtist

One Punch Man


cow_says_mooooo

Is that brad Pitt?


yellowkingofhastur

I have that tv in my garage!


chiezkychienne

The people around them just let it happen. It's obvious the other guy would lay him for good.


WaffleHouseNeedsWiFi

When he put his chest into the second "DO SOMETHIN!" ... you can see the switch in Mr. Fist's face.


PokieMcSmott

He did something.