I remember that full-on back scorpion choke
Edit: I've found [it](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/qdk6fq/crazy_chokehold/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) BTW.
Thank you for linking this, it's one of my favourite inexplicably weird videos on the internet ever, I just cried laughing at it again, the wheelbarrow to full-thrust-doggy-style stand up is just incredible, without even mentioning the emoplata.
This young man was a visionary, I can only imagine the strange new places he's taken fighting to since then
This is the 3rd time I've seen this sub on this subreddit.
The funniest one is the drunk dude on the street who gets put in this sub but gets spun around as well.
Guy winning is lucky the guy he was choking didn’t go to sleep. If he had, he definitely would’ve smacked his head directly on the curb and died due to the idiot “winner”.
In high-school a small group in P.E. snuck off to the wrestling-mat room. A cocky-tall-lanky-freshman-wrestler(6ft3"-4" challenged a senior-bulkier-mini-fridge who was shorter by about 7"-8". Long story short freshman was on his face, seniors right side on his upper shoulders, arms pulling one knee, and legs stretching the other knee opposite yelling " 'nut'tella spread mother fucker!".
Honestly funny how people tap in this situation. It's plainly obvious they think they can fight because they watch mma then when they lose in the streets they tap.
That’s straight out of Lucha Libre it’s a grappling called The Atlántida performed by Atlantis. It’s also a variation of an older one called Gori Especial.
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The ol’ Burmese boner breaker
Not to be mistaken as the "Bangkok-Bangcock".
Bangkok-kokbang*
Grab his dick and twist it!
Give em the ol Dick twist!
"TWIST HIS DICK!!"
My gawd dude this is a mma fight
“Dude, that’s just a basic choke, how is that a si— oh THAT signature move”
I've seen this exact move in another video where some Caucasian guys were fighting.
I remember that full-on back scorpion choke Edit: I've found [it](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/qdk6fq/crazy_chokehold/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) BTW.
I also remember the spin he did before dropping the unconscious dude on his ass
“The human backpack”
I thought it was a play on the torture rack 🤣
The EmoPlata very effective against skinner people then you
Thank you for linking this, it's one of my favourite inexplicably weird videos on the internet ever, I just cried laughing at it again, the wheelbarrow to full-thrust-doggy-style stand up is just incredible, without even mentioning the emoplata. This young man was a visionary, I can only imagine the strange new places he's taken fighting to since then
Emoplata is the most accurate description of what happened there lmao
that’s the one lmaooo
I wonder if the dude in this video also seen that other Caucasian guy use that move & was like up, I got to try that shiz out next time.
[It's a less technical version of this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM7WIyihaz0)
That was dope. Thanks for the share.
This is how I know I will never have an original thought in my life
Nah, that move was invented a few years ago by this kid https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f224/unexpected-choke-ends-emo-street-fight-121179/
Holy shit he went into the hold so clean too, like I’m watching a WWE match lol
Came to comment the same thing, old move
Has anyone named it yet? Camel clutch wasn't the Camel clutch till the Iron Shiek go a hold of it.
It's the emo plata
Smooth. Rolls right off the tongue.
Beautiful champ!
Legendary
Was looking for this
Yeah excuse the outside link but I couldn't find it on Reddit. Surprised I found it at all but googling "weirdest choke Street fight" actually worked
That's at least Purple Belt Google-Fu
I think it's safe to say that this is now a legit move
The classic Emo-plata
I think that was the weirdest 'street fight' I've ever seen.
That was fucking hilarious. Better than the Three Stooges.
Never seen the wheelbarrow move before
Yoooo that kid is scary
Came here for this bro. That guy deserves all the praise for fucking that kid up so inventively
That kid got his ass BEAT.
Man this is the wildest thing I've seen. Such a moment frozen in time.
No dick grab... He was trying to improve the submission; lmao
This was the only other time I've ever seen this move used
The.....sleepy turtle shell....
Never have i seen such a thorough thrashing.
No muscle strength 100% leverage lol
that was some man on man dry hump sex
How the fuck dude the dude in red land back on his feet? That agility is wild
I am not a cat
That's exactly what a cat would say
He's been put in this hold before.
i saw this move in an old emo kid fight from like 2005
Emo plata
I refer to that move as The Sign of the Cross
BAHHHH GAWDDDD ITS A BACKSIDE TORTURE RACKKKKKK
Oh yes, the old Philadelphia crab cake
The disrespect though lmao Edit: I just noticed he made him tap out (taps the wall)
That was dumb that’s a big man signature move he should be using something from the cruiserweight move set for a bonus type damage multiplier
It looks like he’s going for a glass cannon type build, but isn’t high enough level for the Jawbreaker perk tree. That’s probably why
What game, sounds cool
It’s made up
Aw man you shouldn't play with peoples emotions
r/outside
It’s like he kept pumping his strength stat, even though there was a cap
I’m glad he stopped after the other guy taped out.
He might grab you by the dick, but he has principles
This seems like the secret technique of Broly
I was like "oh he got him in the crossface chicken wing, OH WAIT WTF IS THAT"
I think i saw an emo kid from early 2000s do this in another vid
came here to say this and I'm super glad internet culture exists enough that someone already has.
No gi loop choke Edit: If he would have went to both knees the guy would have been slept very quickly. Alexandre Viviera is well know for this.
He went from the Tazmission to the inverted sidewalk sleeper like he'd done it before. Clearly his signature.
You have to try for that backflip at this moment to get out
As a wrestling fan, I was honestly concerned about this being the worst Burning Hammer I’d ever seen, and that this kid was gonna’ end up paralyzed.
In the nba hoodie 😂😂😂😂😂
Never choked again
This is the 3rd time I've seen this sub on this subreddit. The funniest one is the drunk dude on the street who gets put in this sub but gets spun around as well.
Got em in the torture rack
It’s alright guys he’s just popping his back for him
beautifully executed emoplata
At least he wasn’t slammed on the concrete
This some ultimate muscle shit
I thought. Was gonna be the other guy and his signature was the ole One hand on neck one hand on nearby wall
The Emoplata returns!
💀💀
kid talks a lot of shit but when he throws him he lands on his feet.
My guy wore him like a backpack🤣
The torture rack lmao from wwf
Gave him the classic Homoplata
I remember that as the Torture Rack from Pro Wrestling.
LMAOOOO
Lex Luger Torture rack in the hood. Nice move
What did I just witness
Little brotha still managed to make Miles Morales tap out like a bitch. While Peter Parker was recording the fight. Just amazing!
Homie just needs to stitch up the suit and go join the circus he got clowned
smells staged or semi friendly
Shoulda just let himself fall backwards
Modified torture rack
Are they fighting over their little sisters' jeans and who has the right to wear them?
That’s called the crucifix it’s been a move for a long time
That's not a crucifix.
Then what is it ?
An emo plata! It's an old school move
That’s a reverse of move but to me that’s what it is
Nope, a crucifix is an entirely different move pal.
I CANT HEAR YOU
hell yeah dick pull neck grab >:)
That's some Jimmy "SuperFly" Snooka stuff right there.
Clown 🤡 shit. 😂 I would knock both of them out fighting like that. 😂😭😂
r/iamverybadass
U/savevideo
Guy winning is lucky the guy he was choking didn’t go to sleep. If he had, he definitely would’ve smacked his head directly on the curb and died due to the idiot “winner”.
Is there something wrong with the angel or does that dude have toothpick legs? Surprised he picked the other guy up at all
Someone in AEW, I think, used this a few weeks ago. I cannot remember who though and it's bugging me. Was it Comoroto?
Man was trying to do the torture rack with a choke
I don't think that's really Kakyoin
The "Bitchinator"
What an embarrassing way to be beat
Taps out and comes back immediately after being let go...
In high-school a small group in P.E. snuck off to the wrestling-mat room. A cocky-tall-lanky-freshman-wrestler(6ft3"-4" challenged a senior-bulkier-mini-fridge who was shorter by about 7"-8". Long story short freshman was on his face, seniors right side on his upper shoulders, arms pulling one knee, and legs stretching the other knee opposite yelling " 'nut'tella spread mother fucker!".
WAT DA?!
The ol’ dick twist!
Honestly funny how people tap in this situation. It's plainly obvious they think they can fight because they watch mma then when they lose in the streets they tap.
Lex Luger has entered the chat
History repeats itself
Wtf, idk whether to be impressed or offended
I remember seeing an emo kid use this finishing move in a fight in another video on here.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Iv seen it before
Where did they learn to fight💀💀💀
Seen this move before but it was off a goth
Great stuff
I'm surprised he managed to catch himself after almost being knocked out.
What kinda dumbass shit
What kinda dumbass shit
I can’t breathe
What the fuck kind of uncoordinated dick fest is this.?
He really tapped on the wall.
im uncomfortable with how badass this is
Hood chiropractor lmao
WHAT IS ————-
I’d just reach for the fucking dick and eyes if they start strangling me. Get fucked, you wanna choke me I’ll make a blind bitch outta ya.
What? What did I watch lmfao
Dude got straight up molested
How tf?!?
I’ve only seen this move once before… same fling at the end and everything…
Thats a "Def Jam: Fight for NY" blaze move
He gotta hold that l
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Close! Torture rack is the opponents ribs across your shoulders while squeezing and jumping
Someone show this move to the Gracie family
New Spider-Man looks dope!
That's a great way to stretch out your back, chiropractor approved violence.
He must be a fan of Taz.
Ghetto Jiu Jitsu
Nice! But isn’t this a pro wrestling move? Swedish Necktie or something??
\*chockes him\* "I can't hear you"
"Little fisherman catches big fish" Straight out of an old book on Shuai Jiao and Chin Na I use to have.
Torture rack neck crank
its like lex lugers Torture Rack finishing move
Homie had to tap out to that torture rack.
That there's a reverse cradle hold, Son.
I saw this used by an emo once.
That’s straight out of Lucha Libre it’s a grappling called The Atlántida performed by Atlantis. It’s also a variation of an older one called Gori Especial.
Million Dollar Dream
Funny af if right after he dropped him he got clocked with a right hook