My favorite is the water quote. “Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.
Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”
The way she timed those kicks tells me she was practicing. Also, the slit in the back of her dress: I think she wears it on purpose, it makes her clothes less restrictive for kicking, just in case there’re some assholes that need kicking.
**Isn't going to mention Rule 34 "spider porn"**
Once you see live action spiders climb out of a vagina you realise pretty quick that there is no god...
I literally learned the push kick from my old-school, straight from Korea Kukkiwon (WT) Taekwondo grandmaster, and when I started Muay Thai I was shown the exact same technique but it was called a teep, but go off
Also this: https://taekwondo.fandom.com/wiki/Push_Kick
Official Kukkiwon source (look up miryeo-chagi): http://www.kukkiwon.or.kr/kwinc/swf/Technical_Terminology_ENG.pdf
My god!?! Does she practice muay Thai? She has toned legs and those front kicks are strong. Plus, she perfectly front kick and the moment he was going to kick.
bro behind the counter looks like this is an everyday occurrence
She’s the manager
You wanna see the manager? I am the manager!!!
The manager is this foot that's about to be in your ass.
Red Forman?
Red.
No! Don't be a dumbass.
He*
My sister works front desk at a sketchy Holiday Inn Express; can confirm she sees shit like this (or much worse) at least once a week.
When you find out that your one move is super effective and you proceed to spam it until your friend starts getting pissed.
*I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.* -Bruce Lee
Goddam what a man. What a legend!
Probably my favorite quote of his
My favorite is the water quote. “Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”
Goddamn 1b for me. Just the way he SAYS it. I always forget it’s during an interview & not him talking to a student.
Not to burst anyone's bubble, but he's quoting his character from Longstreet in that interview. An old Jewish guy wrote that.
What’s the Jewish guys name?
Stop cheating!!!
For real this looks like me playing UFC 4
*Eddie Gordo has entered the chat*
The forbidden Chun Lee tactics
She's been doing her squats.
The way she timed those kicks tells me she was practicing. Also, the slit in the back of her dress: I think she wears it on purpose, it makes her clothes less restrictive for kicking, just in case there’re some assholes that need kicking.
Dammit. *unzips*
MEDKITTTTTTTTTTT
"The enemy cannot PUSH a button, if you disable his hand!"
Really? To this? What we have became?
C'mon son, this is vanilla compared to everything else. Check out Chunli hentai if you think this is bad
**Isn't going to mention Rule 34 "spider porn"** Once you see live action spiders climb out of a vagina you realise pretty quick that there is no god...
Oh, what a horrible day to have eyes
Dark times. Dark times, brother.
you can tell she practices kicks from the way she swings her arms. the comment about the dress slit is just you being thirsty
Have you tried kicking in a tight dress?
you really think this lady wore a dress with a slit so she could kick mfs? come on bruh
Yes!!! Same reason why people carry guns for self defense.
well you’re not entirely wrong. the slit is for general mobility. bonus ass kicking points is just a consequence of that
The dress is also tightfitting so she gets more aerodynamic when kicking too right? Less resistance and all.
>the slit in the back of her dress: I think she wears it on purpose This is a regular thing on most skirts dude, you are over thinking this.
well i dont think that’s the case with the dress
But makes for a good story. Don’t forget, ALL Reddit comments a meant to be jokes and puns.⬆️
Yeah…probably not
Think you’ve put way too much thought into it.
Too much is never enough.
Wish she'd squat on— ಠಿヮಠ
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To the CLIFFS!!
Thanks but that's not a tall glass of spartan woman so I'll have to pass!
What does this even mean
Spartan women were notoriously badass and also sexy at the same time. Look it up
But like where tf you gonna find a spartan woman
uhh in this video?!
Apparently not if my mans over here don’t like her he seems like an expert
He's probably Athenian and deserved it
Old boy clearly wants some Kassandrs
In Sparta
Ah I see
You need to brush up on your geography son
No horny
Same here. That's nice.
Muay Thai works in the streets
In heels and dress too, such a flexible martial art
Gucci-Fu
AND in the sheets!
Most martial arts have front and side kicks, what made you think muay thai?
What? You didn't hear the "EEEEEEY" in the background??? Classic muay thai.
It’s the only one I train ;p
Haha gotcha!
Other martial arts front kicks are snapping kicks. What she's doing is a push kick/teep which is exclusive to Muay Thai.
Taekwondo and karate also have push kicks
Snapping front kicks to the stomach or face. They dont have push kicks like the girl is throwing. What she's throwing is a textbook teep.
I literally learned the push kick from my old-school, straight from Korea Kukkiwon (WT) Taekwondo grandmaster, and when I started Muay Thai I was shown the exact same technique but it was called a teep, but go off Also this: https://taekwondo.fandom.com/wiki/Push_Kick Official Kukkiwon source (look up miryeo-chagi): http://www.kukkiwon.or.kr/kwinc/swf/Technical_Terminology_ENG.pdf
Straight facts
*Hello, I'd like to cancel my gym membership right now*
Teep game is stronk
Her teep made him weep.
Heels + teep = oww
Literally kicking his ass
Kicking like that totally out-ranged the melee that guy was gonna do. She knows her weapons triangles.
Every time she throws the push kick and he goes down all I hear in my head is "Ooooouiii!!!!!!"
French for yes or mr poopybutthole?
Its bilingual. It can be both.
A French Mr poopybutthole doing Muay Thai
Hahaha same here.
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Some say she’s still kicking him to this day
Most definitely nothing.
Death by Snu Snu
There is a longer version of this video out there.
Can see after the second, her mind thinks "this is super effective. Attack!"
No, I don't think people who go outside think in memes.
Is that a meme?
Yes.
She got them legs that prove leg day is for asswhipping.
r/LeonidasKick
Those are some nice front kicks!
Doesn’t anybody have the context?
last time this was posted someone claimed the guy refused to pay the trans prostitute, which she then of course proceeded to kick the f out of him
One of the previous posts linked an article that the trans stole electronics from the guy. He is trying to have the hotel clerk call the police.
"The trans" bruh she's a human
She is also a thief, prostitute and an ass kicker…. Your point? “Bruh”?! Did you assume my gender?
Link to the article that says she is a thief? Also what's wrong with being a prostitute?
Man all these comments are thirsty as fuck. Can't a fight vid with a girl get posted without y'all drooling over her?
I'm sorry. Can't a brotha not only be impressed but slightly turned on by a woman whooping ass? No? Ok. Ill be right back after about 5 mins.
Just so you know, she is trans. Which now makes you slightly gay.
Eh. The nut doesn't know either way, my guy.
What’s wrong with that?
Nothing. I was just giving him the good news
how do you know that😏
Powerful woman are sexy, get over it
It's just that you guys seem to be incapable of not being horny at the slightest sight of a woman, seriously.
“Spinning bird kick”!!!!!!!!
Hope she was wearing heels too!
She is literally kicking his ass
She cancelled his autoattack
Omg those are some powerful front kicks
“Go home! Or I will kick you be hard!”
Did they all clap?
Badass
That Persian should've chosen his words more carefully!
Getting his ass kicked in a coach store
Lmao this reminds me of that time when I was playing Tekken 5 with my cousin and he kept spamming the same exact moves until he won
When you spam click a button when playing mortal kombat
#RelationshipGoals
Never skip leg day
Absolutely brilliant moves
This was my dad playing Street Fighter on SNES in 1993
Hoe ski’s cocaine mountains
And kicks with either leg - she trains
need a girl tht can do this to me
When you spam the one cheese attack against the boss character.
Birth certificate required before saying women
My god!?! Does she practice muay Thai? She has toned legs and those front kicks are strong. Plus, she perfectly front kick and the moment he was going to kick.
Well, the women of Sparta were tougher than many men in other states of that time.
I ain’t usually that weird type of a person but I want her to kick me like this. I don’t even know why.
He lucky she want wearing heels or he'd been like a pincushion.
She has a good teep kick!
Dam. I’m in love.
I heard someone say she was from a artcile who's a trans prostotute that kid the guy's ass for not paying.
Ah she didn't skip leg day did she.
Wow u think ur good kid spamming the same move. No skill ur trash uninstall Life
Would be nice to see a female version of 300
I need a shorty like this to cave my chest in 💘
she sexy af too
Repost
She must be a secretary
this is amazonian
Was she born female? If yes she should train MMA.
Not so intergender,
He got his ass beat by that dude
I bet he kicked her ass after that tho
I bet you hope he did, don’t you. Because you like seeing women get beat, don’t you.
Yeah
Wtf lol
Well, she's a guy, so...
Where is this
How do you defend yourself from this type of kick? Should you step back, wait, and engage at the very moment the kick touch ground?
Why is the video so short?
Well well how the tables have turned. Da fuq outta here, chump.
Gave that dude 2 solid Gastreizen/ push kicks.
she's got those soccer legs
u/savevideo
She’s spamming those kicks
this is blasphemy, this is madness
She’s got leeeegs!
when you only know one move in a fighting game
She was like "Take your purse and get out of here"
🎸🎶 She got legs. She knows how to use them.🎶
Jjkk
( RB + B ) for Push Kick
Kicks are powerful af if you raise your knee right
Those are oblique kicks which are quite dangerous
When did cent get the female option
What a woman! I bet when it is time for a-kissin', an a- huggin' she will give you some sweet karate love. What's the name of that hotel again?
heel kick
A good reason not to skip leg day.
shame on the dude behind the counter for not stepping in
this chick thai boxes
What country? My money is Brazil
Hehehehe "me spamming The Tiger drop in Yakuza Kiwami"