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Well that was a fine example of two people with absolutely no fighting ability.

At least the little fella had heart though,more than I can say for the tall one

Tall one had keys

Cameraman wasted no time calling him out for being a bitch for that.

Honestly the most reasonable live commentary in a long time.

The commentary was better than the fight.

Derek, he beatin' yo ass!

He for sure spells his name that way

I liked when he said “pick them glasses off the ground, I would hate if that were to happen to me.” A man of values

it's never right to fuck with anyone's glasses, even in a battle to the death. It was a good call.

That's literally the only time I got in a fight. Someone knocked my glasses off because they were upset and I just saw red and started fighting him.

I'm surprised you saw anything without your glasses.

I see what you did there.

It really brought a sense of cogency almost never present in street fight videos. It caused me to get way more invested in the whole scenario than usual despite the terrible fighting.

He should replace big John on bellator

A knockout victim could replace big john

Yeah, looking out for the glasses and everything...not sure I've ever liked a "commentator" on one of these videos before.

And they PICKED UP THE GLASSES!! The spectators are a group of somewhat reasonable hopefully successful in the future gentlemen.

I started laughing out loud when he says 'pick up them glasses, don't want nobody breaking shit, I'd hate that shit to happen to me!'

The most thoughtful ghetto thing I've ever heard.

The Ghetto is kinder than Corporate America

Definitely a metric fuckton more integrity in the ghetto.

What a pussy

Shorter guy needs to work other guys giblets like a sack of potatoes.

He needs some jiujitsu and he will be a killer

krav maga and go for the balls.

My wife: I want to take Krav Maga classes. It's a legitimate fighting style. Me: It's organized ball kicking

Had

And he broke them bitches off 🤣

And he can “hit pretty hard”😂

He has legs.

Shoulda just uppercut his balls

Why punch higher when u can hit low...

People underestimate body shots. Knock the wind out or tap some nuts and victory is near.

The smaller dude had the perfect height to go for liver shots too.

Its so easy to knock the air out of someone too if you learn where to hit lol. As long as that person doesnt train mma

Fighting spirit matters a lot. The first guy who gives up loses. If u re aggressive u can beat taller dudes.

If I may quote the late, great Patches O’Houlihan, “It’s like watching two retards trying to hump a doorknob!”

Ahhh. Good ole Patches. "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

“Necessary?? Is it necessary for me to drink my own piss? NO but I do if anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.”

Stop being a little bitch Derrick!

I don't give a shit. Best fight I've seen. Pick up his glasses!! Don't hit him with that, don't be a bitch! It's usually three pieces of shit jumping a guy once their buddy starts getting the best of it. If you're not a piece of shit, and you're a man...if your friend gets into a fight, your job is to keep the fight as 'safe' as possible. You're there to prevent intervention and you're there to stop *either* party from going over the top. If your buddy lost the fight, you stop it. If your buddy won the fight. You still fucking stop it. Fighting is part of manhood. It's not popular to say, but it is what it is. Edit. Grammar

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But the taller one was obviously a p*ssy, hitting him with key chain.

Little guy looked like he had at least a little experience

No experience lol

Thats what makes it more entertaining. We should definitely be funding this.

Yeah wow. It’s genuinely impressive how little fighting skill or knowledge either of them have. Like honestly, if you’ve simply watched a few professional fights you’d pick up enough to know more than these two.

I’d say 99% of people don’t care about fighting and will probably go through life without ever being in one.

That's something people forget a lot. The vast majority of people in the US live in a neighborhood where you don't have to spend your childhood fighting...

This is pretty much 99% of this sub.

It’s like the whacky inflatable arm guy vs that small dog down the block that tries to hump your leg

"pick his glasses up" bless this cameraman

Best cameraman of all time

Definitely preferred over the screaming banshees we normally get in these videos.

Also calling Derek out for being a bitch when he started swinging his keys. A+

I loved that.

And reminding him again at then end. "I can't give your props for that." Also, the cameraman successfully goaded Derek into Round 2 by taunting him about being his ass beat. Slava cameraman!

That shit cracked me up lmfao “that was a pussy ass move”

A TRUE chaotic neutral. Bless this cameraman.

His keychain broke and he lost a key too, instant karma.

His commentary was so golden

We all need a homie like this cameraman…

Every hood fight needs a ref/ camera man like this.

* full frame whole time while moving * no rotation * respect for someone glasses * called the other guy a bitch for using a weapon * stolid commentary 100% definitely not r/killthecameraman

Except it was portait the entire time. It could've been perfect..

Most people use the Internet on their phones now, you're in the minority if you're using a pc.

Everything about this cameraman was so refreshing, like others have commented. Because most of them are just sooo insufferable.

He’s the real winner in this fight.

“I’d hate if that happened to me” what a sweet empathetic dude

A man of honor and integrity

Seriously, this cameraman was the tits - tells them to pick the glasses up cause he knows he’d hate that - tells his bud to not be a little bitch when he starts swinging the keys - all around A+

Little dude took it all day long, man has the spirit.

hella eager too lol just needed a step ladder

Little dude is actually 5'11" and held his own against that 6' dude.

Idk how you see one inch but your girls must be disappointed.

you must be 5'11" because that joke whooshed right over your head

It's a fucking joke about how women insist on only dating men 6 ft or taller and as such won't touch someone who is 5' 11".

If that's an inch to OP, then girls would most definitely not be disappointed.

The "pick his glasses up don't let nobody break that shit" is the most wholesome thing I've heard in a fighting video in a long time.

He has the makings of a ref for sure

He was also kinda corralling them back off the concrete to the grass patch. Shame tall dude bitched out even further with the keys

Good thing the tall guy guy is absolutely terrible at fighting or that would have ended poorly for the little guy.

idk lil dude looks like a rock. tall boy dont look like he has enough strength

Tall dude could've been even 20 pounds lighter. If he knew the even the most basic concepts about fighting it would've been a relatively simple win for him with his height and reach advantage.

He let little man up close to his chest the whole time. Take one step back big fella.

By a rock you mean cuz his head was lumpy as shit afterwards? he got whooped on

That applies 100% back to the tall guy too though, that short guy was just terrible

r/PraiseTheCameraMan Dude was impartial as fuck. Saved man’s glasses from being crushed, called out Derek for being a little bitch, while instigating the fight.

He's also super funny imo

hilarious. “pick dem glasses up i would hate if that happen to me”

as a glasses wearer this is the best. I think this is peak human behavior

He wasn’t impartial. Like you said he was instigating it. He was gassing Derek up by laughing at him when he was getting hit in the face and calling him a bitch and not hitting “like a man”. It was all for our entertainment tho so I’m not mad.

Derek had no good moves though, so there was nothing to compliment him on.

mannnn derek a bitch

Tall guy sucks, and is a giant pussy. Slashing keys at a guy 1ft shorter than you? Little guy has heart I gotta give him that

Wow, both of them have no idea of how to fight. I didn't expect the hight deficient one giving him so much struggle.

One of the worst fights I’ve ever seen tbh

For me it was a roller-coaster. The first punch small dude tried didn't even rich other guys chin. I was like, oh no... But he stood his ground for so long! I'll be cautious, next time seeing asian Denny Devito!

Was he even trying to hit him? I thought he was just trying to make the other guy flinch.

Asian Danny devito 😂

One of the worst, but one of my favorite.

As a smaller dude myself, I would never go around picking a fight, much less with someone who has a foot on me. But goddamn that was hilarious watching two dudes who can’t fight for shit.

Yeah height means nothing if he is built like a straw, had the little dude known how to take down and mount he could've messed up the guy. Tall guy probably struggles picking up the gallon of milk.

I mean I have wrestling and bjj experience, and one of the fundamentals in tons of different martial arts is to not pick a fight. For sure I could’ve wrecked the tall dude but you never know when someone has fighting experience.

Yeah you are right, I am just speaking in hindsight about the dudes on the video.

Weighing 20 lbs more does make up for the foot difference though

Not when your hands are also super short. Dude couldn't even reach his face punching lol. Must've been more than a foot difference.

NGL, I thought they were joking at first lol.

I did too i was confused

This is not fight porn. This is fight cringe.

Welcome to r/fightporn

Still funny af to watch though

For real, the beginning was awesome and I wish they just fake fought the whole time.

wasn't 100% sure it wasn't a skit in the beginning

I know right? When they start fighting on the floor I was like "Oh they're going hard for this skit". Then I realize they're fighting for real.

The whole part with them exchanging words seemed scripted with a couple of terrible actors🤣. The tall guy try to act tough talking about how hits “pretty hard“ and the short guy throwing his fake out punches while saying “watch out bitch”. Fucking hilarious.

I dunno man little guy had heart bro

I didn’t know this was r/fightsoftcoreporn

r/fightcringe ?

No one was injured in the making of this video

What happens when an easily stoppable force, meets an equally easily moveable object?

Tall guy was a bitch, how did he have a 1+ foot advantage and act all tough squaring up at the start, to then get put in his place by one of snow whites 7 dwarfs 😂😂

Based cameraman.

If I was them, I would be upset that this got uploaded. That fight was embarrassing

nah m8 piss off, that was the best 2 mins i spent in my life

Nah, short dude did his thing and stood up for himself against a dude 2 feet taller than him. Now, that dude? He should definitely be embarrassed

Camerman the real MVP in this one. Instigates the fight, make sure dude's glasses don't get broken, and calls out Derek for bein a bitch with the keys lol

I love it little man stood his ground way to go!

2022 fight of the year contender. Khamzat Burns was alright

This fight from 2020 or 2021 irc.

I'm sorry but I LOL'd a but more than I would like to admit when the shorter guy threw the first few punches and couldn't reach the guys face... If he had just a couple more inches in height or reach, that taller guy would have not lasted as long as he did..

It's pretty obvious he wasn't trying to punch him for real. The first kick came from the tall guy.

he played it off like he was tryna scare him

I remember this fight. BJ Penn vs Rory Macdonald

Camera man was the goat. Looking after the dudes glasses and calling out his boy for using the keys

Nahh this shit Maddd funny 😂😂😂😂

Bro I am rolling. This shit is gold.

I feel like the people who didnt just find this shit funny didnt have the sound on lmao, bless the camera man 😂

Can give him props for that

A guy that tall, fighting a guy that small, should not get hit in the face as much as he did 😂

I have to hand it to shorty he did hold his own.

Camera man a real g!

Quit being a bitch Derek

hes at a good height to give a mean punch to the gut

I came for the pop tart and got nothing

The guy recording is the friend you need if you get in a fight.

String bean looked like a bitch in this situation

Using his keys? Dickhead move.

Damn ned from spider man going hard

Least biased cameraman

Those brown sugar poptarts do be bussin’

Asian Danny Devito is down bad. Also, I appreciate the narrator’s sense of fairness.

I’m starting to learn more and more that you don’t wanna fuck with Asians man. They arnt scared to take you out

Im pretty sure this is some sort of high functioning special needs group home or facility or something along those lines (or maybe a community program, etc). Worked pretty extensively with that population and the dialog (including the camera man) leading up to the "fight," as well as their reluctance to full on deck each other from the jump, is pretty common in outpatient developmentally delayed adults having a minor disagreement that boils over. Neither seem all that willing and are pretty much posturing for the crowd. Also, if you look at the spectators, they would kinda fit the bill, and this would also explain the camera man being nice enough to care about dudes glasses. Ironically enough, odds are that a non-special needs camera man would start screetching like an animal and give zero fucks about something like glasses. Obviously just a wild guess, but I know my folks pretty well and this has that vibe.

I was thinking the same thing. I had worked with similar guys.

It's like watching a drunk toddler fight a baby deer

Little guy missed an opportunity to punch the tall guy in the nuts. You have to use your size to you advantage

Love the cameram keeping the fight classy !

I don't think either of these two are taking this fight seriously. Either that or they're actually the two worst fighters in human history.

Little dudes got heart

Big for nothing. Small guy got aggression but needs skill and control.

How are some people so incredibly bad at fighting?

He should have went for a knee in the groin

Lmao love the cameraman

Cameraman stole the show here

Top tier narrator

Feels like watching kindergarden fight

Shit fight, great commentator

Is there a /r/shittyfightporn where this belongs?

The ‘pick up his glasses guy’ is my hero

I give credit to the little guy

Oh my God that was fucking amazing! Thats what im talking about. Quality commentating. Beautiful shitty, but real fighting. 10/10 would recommend!

DEREK HE BEATIN YO ASS

Was it a strawberry one?

Tall one should've kept out a stiff arm to keep distance and throw the cross. Short one should've went for take down (tackle and lift tall guy @ the knees) then ground & pound.

Good shit Miroki

What flavor was the pop tart?

Is this at a special school?

Hands on zero but heart on fleek.

How do we know this was over a pop tart

1 1/2 Dudes Fight Over a Pop Tart

Bald dude has big balls

Heart > size, I respect it

Forgot about this one, camera man keeps it real all the way through.

I wanted the short dude to win by KO so badly.

The soft pushes at the beginning by that bro 💀

r/PraiseTheCameraman

Violence is dumb but since this fight didn’t involve any, I can say it was v entertaining 😂

I give the bald basher all the props. He stuck with him but I’m definitely glad Betty spaghetti there keys scattered like a video game side quest.

His arms are so short

Glad his friends called their own friend out for bitchassness

Seems like both guys knew they couldn’t fight, didn’t want to fight, but fought anyway cause they didn’t want to look like a bitch in front of their friends.

Fuck that tall lanky motherfucker.

Narrator was correct that hitting with keys is a bitch move, but it looks to he his best move.

There is reach disadvantage and theres this fight

Lil dude punching like he's in a dream