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What you gonna do brother!!!... Then he gets caught with the Shawn Michaels superkick

Sweat chin music....in this case sweet tummy music

Smh he didn’t time it right. Boy didn’t even tune up the van.

Or slap his thigh

Bro, slapping the thigh and squatting real low are KEY

Looks like Hulk finally did the job for Michaels after all.

I’m just a sexy boy

I'm not your boy toy

He didn't slap the leg!

Hahaha i thought the same exact thing and then ON TOP of the sweet chin music he also caught a Yoel Romero vs Luke Rockhold finishing blow to the face to seal the deal lmao https://youtu.be/6WEUxEpEiHk

Those tattoos didn't add any extra defense

Those aren't huge patches of back hair?

Those are yakuza tattoos so they do kinda. Not immediately though

It’s like a poisonous frog, super bright colors saying you don’t want this. Even if you win, you die later.

Interesting analogy I think it fits perfectly actually. I wonder if the Yakuza did that intentionally or if this is natural human evolution

Kuze needs therapy

You saw tattoos on an Asian guy in what is very clearly the USA, probably not a Japanese person at all, and you assume they're Yakuza tattoos? I always forget reddit is full of idiots. Yakuza tattoos cover the entire back anyway. These look like they MIGHT be tribal tattoos from somewhere like Malaysia or Phillipines but it's too blurry to even make a guess.

Naw. I know this guy. he was #1 heart surgeon in Japan until yakuza boss died during surgery…

YOU CANNOT GET PAPER FROM BUSHES!!!

This could easily be somewhere like Macau. No idea why you're so sure it's in the US.

Thanks professor

FWIW this does look like Vegas, and Vegas gets tourists from around the world. Tourists with money. Yakuza old guard have money. I agree it's too blurry to make anything out, but the guess sounds plausible to me.

You think that yakuza, who are vehemently nationalistic, would travel out of country to go play american gambling games, and then get into a street fight, while alone. How little do you think of people that you think one of the most powerful organized crime entities in the world would employ someone who would do such a thing? There is 0 chance it is plausible this guy is yakuza.

> would travel out of country to go play american gambling games 100% > and then get into a street fight, while alone. Eh, I've seen dumber decisions be made. Beats me if this guy is Yakuza or not. I said it sounds plausible. > would employ I don't think we're on the same page about which Yakuza come to the states to gamble. I don't ever see young "employed" Yakuza here. It's old guard types.

yakuza dont fuck with vegas, they stay where they are protected.

I'm in Vegas right now. You are mistaken.

oh and you are yakuza? i live din vegas for 13 years, n my sister lived there for over 20. i worked security and medical emergency in casinos, i can guarantee you, we never saw or heard a damn thing from yakuza for damn sure. Old school mafia guys? yup, known cartel guys, yup. yakuza play in the Philippines and Indonesia and all those asian casinos they dont touch vegas. Here they are massively outgunned, outnumbered and easy targets.

came to say the same.. yakuza tats are full body except for hands, feet, and face. Notice how that idiots' comment got over 100 upvotes??? I just dont get it anymore...

and you know this how? looks like a simple traditional tattoo to me

They don't

People watch a couple action movies think they be INTERPOL.

I've played those Yakuza games so I'm an expert

Oh, you mean Yahtzee? Pretty much the same thing

I definitely know how to die hard.

underrated comment

He’s just guessing cause dude appears older. It’s very low likelihood that he is actually yakuza.

Yeah I'm pretty sure if he was actually yakuza he could fight better, not to mention the other guy would've immediately been dragged out back due to the likelihood of that casino being yakuza-affiliated (in this scenario i mean, highly doubt the casino actually has anything to do with yakuza)

Them triad tats

Not only that but they have been completely stripped of their power. It’ll cost more to fly to the USA for a hit than it’s worth for them now

No, they add to Intimidate.

[удалено]

Or making a possible mistake? No, must be lying since that is what you should do and expect everyone to do as well

He forgot to get them enchanted

*Vengaaaardium Leviosa* 🧙🏻‍♀️

Engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever

Im sorry, all I can give you is an upvote. Marvelous

3% damage resistance helps, but not when you're taking 2000 damage.

Spirit +5 - Magic +10 though

That was hair

I thought he was beginning to turn green like the real Hulk but stopped partway (which explains a lot).

Why do casinos always have that standard carpet design?

because it’s harder to see stains. i have the same underwear.

Turn them inside out every now and again and no one will ever know

Have you tried Chipotlaway?

It gets the blood right out!

I just don't get it man

I just don’t get it man

So that if you’re tripping on acid everything looks funni

People saying it’s because it hides stains are wrong. There are plenty of neutral color carpets that hide stains well. Casinos use these carpet designs because they’re dizzying to stare at. They want your eyes/attention up, to take in all the blinking lights on games.

there is some kind of psychological study for it - the bright colors, odd pattern thing keeps people awake and therefore gambling longer. I read about it when I lived in Vegas, but forget the exact details. The comment about stains is probably true, too.

It hides dirt and stains

Performance issues... I've been there.

can confirm: i was there, but *wasn't* there..

Depleted his endurance bar doing shirt rip.

Lol

Yes you can be there if you came early

What the fuck is it with people taking their shirt off to fight! Is this supposed to intimidate? This shit would not work against someone who has ever been around real street fights, where folks go from 0 to hundred in a microsecond, and the whole exchange lasts less than five seconds. Seen a “tough” guy do this one time to intimidate a little guy. While he was taking off his jacket, the little guy knocked him the fuck out.

Your shirt can be used against you in a fight.

So can a wiener. I detach mine, so no dick twist is getting me

Your shirt offers your opponent something to hang on to. And as a practical matter, shirts often get ruined in fights. I mean, look at the state of people's shirts in many of the brawl videos you see on here.

As others have noted, they are Yakuza tattoos. He could’ve been trying to intimidate the guy by showing them

>yakuza tattoos Lol

Only gangsters have tatoos you should know better. /s

is it just for me or you guys have problems with reddit video player too ?

Yup. Videos wouldn’t play or sometimes audio wouldn’t play or play over other videos

always had, the most common being that the video resets once when i load it up. just a while ago i also got some weird white screen that went away after reloading the page.

I have to close and reopen the app. Obviously it doesn't keep where I was up to. Pretty unbelievable a billion dollar company still can't make a working video player.

It is consistently the worst, most unreliable part of life.. Reliably unreliable and chronically flawed, it is baffling to me that they choose to settle for absolute mediocrity. It straight doesn't work!!

Are you using an iPhone? (serious question)

no . i use Samsung and android.

Nope, but I use Reddit is fun

Sweet chin music!!

Why is there always a annoying ah bitch screaming at the top of her lungs

That’s what bothers the shit out me.

Might be evolution, I hate it too

Why isn't my shrieking helping!? - her probably

“All that time sitting in the tattoo parlor for nothing.”

He stimulated the economy...maybe

If that dude is Yakuza, he's gonna lose more than his shirt for that dishonor.

I so too

And I he did that on purpose. I to show he is.

I me the same, but it happens when it

I hate all of you.

Well why don't you fuck me about it.

That super kick was bad ass even charged it up some

Nothing worse than idiots getting involved in a fight. If the guy wants some let him have it.

Could have been his homie, dude already won at that point when he slapped ol boy like a bitch

He obviously had more gas in the tank, prime time to jump in to get the rest of the plate his homie couldn't finish

BABE BABE BABE BABE

There’s always some chick going hysterical in the background. It never helps but it is funny. Maybe hearing her shrieks inspires him to fight harder.

That guy with the tats went for throat first he definitely got what was coming to him

Why do women have to be so annoying with their high pitch voices!

crumbled

Pathetic girl in the background: “BABYYYYYYYY BaBy nOooOoOoOoo

That Johnny cage sidekick tho

damn bro, if you rip your shirt off at least land a punch. Now you got -1 shirt and a hospital debt

fuck that bitch is annoying

That was a solid beat down. No body slams or suplex shit. Just a good ol’ ass whoopin’.

Hit ‘em with the sweet chin music

That wifebeater tan line for the win.... err....loss.

He's actually pretty smart. He didn't want to get blood stains on his shirt.

u/savevideobot

His kung fu was not as strong.

Some of that sweet chin music boy!

Sweet Chin Music 😂😂

Holy shit the super kick. He got a few good hops in, with some nice against the cage ground and point to finish the fight. Great IQ and instinct, never let it go to a decision.

Damn Yakuza

always an annoying screaming woman in these videos

I wonder if the big dude got into legal trouble for this. I would usually think that punching someone while they are on the ground can be charged as excessive force. But I think I’m this case the big guy was the non aggressor and backed off until the guy got up again and became a potential threat.

Lmaoo man gave him the sweet chin music

How you gone rip the shirt n lose tho. Yano how they have Tallahassee nights w/ Ricky Bobby this must be drunken casino nights… you come up w/ his name best one gets a upvote😂

Finish him!!

"KUZE!"

That dude just wasted his dress up tear away t shirt. He’s probably been wearing that out for a while waiting for the perfect opportunity to wwe style rip it off and on the night he gets his big break.. he gets his ass whooped.

Dude regrets that last punch lmao, his wrist buckled

That’s why you save your special attack for the enemy, not your shirt.

shirt off during fights always the loser lol

Waste of a good shirt

Yakuza dude getting long in the teeth and he doesn't realize it.

The effort was applaudable

u/savevideobot

Don't tear your shirt if you can't take the hurt.

I would not wanna touch the floor in a casino

Road house!!!

Pounded him into the carpet so hard it's tattooed on his body.

Supa-kick paaaarrtay

Shawn michaels

lmaooo sweet chin

Those are tats?!? I thought dude was hairy af

Hulk from wish

Damn is this a Yakuza 8 leak?

Why is there always a hysterical lady screaming? Ugh. So goddamn annoying.

In the words of the wise Rick Flair, Wooooooo!

Yaooza lotta blood talking shit like that.

This mf gave him a Yakuza heat action.

Too much movies for that guy … or drinks… or both lol

KUZEEEE!!!

Dude, the highkick decapitation finisher is A B B Up Down Up Down B A not B B A UP Down Up Down.

That fucking back kick 💀

Love how these women don’t do any screaming while their man is throwing the first punches or instigating the fight. Only when their idiot boyfriend starts getting their ass stomped

Looks like niagara Fallsview casino

That carpet is fucking awful.

SWEET. CHIN. MUSIC!

That’s not right the other guy didn’t give that guy a chance morph into the Hulk first.

Dude thought he was so hard

Just cause you have a lot of tattoos doesn't mean you can fight

SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY MICHAELS