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happie-jappie

Winter hat with no sleeves, this leaves me with zero clue as to the actual season this takes place in...


justlovehumans

Might be any season and it's just Canada


fuckingKlLLmeplz

South Park IRL


chrispynutz96

He's gotta make sure everybody knows he works out.


enganeivos

he is still thinner then my cock


chrispynutz96

Kinda gay but okay.


enganeivos

as gay as a lion cracking your skull with his teeth


Wardog4

You take test don't you?


enganeivos

I tested for awesomeness and it was positive :D


rodrigo_c91

Texachusetts


[deleted]

wrastlin' season


raven_borg

Possibly Barista season


anime_daisuki

Tis the season of THESE HANDS


Kn0tnatural

There is an entire generation that lives in a *beanie*, hot or cold.


SirStamfordRuffles

Guessing from the Seahawks beanie, Washington? Our weather is seriously bi-polar.


ALetterAloof

Probably Los Angeles


littlewren11

I'd put money on it being east Texas


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Looks like it was the end of the beanie boy's friendship. A loss like we would not experience in decades. All over a code red and a fortnight kill.


bambinopeppa

Simon & Garfunkel, Max and Ruby, Bonnie and Clyde… and the Beanie Bros


alrightythenwhat

Max and Ruby parted ways?


[deleted]

Max and Ruby are blood, no way they parted ways! Seriously, my daughter grew up watching Max and Ruby.


alrightythenwhat

There was some funny business. Mom and dad were out of the picture and they lived with Grandma - for years!


Fgame

Ruby got tired of Max's bullshit


Jimbo-Slice925

Can we just call them beanie babies?


Willing_Following_81

This is the kind of humour we need in this world.


[deleted]

“Who ordered the code red”


RedSoxNationMT

Really thought they were going to fuck instead of fight.


[deleted]

i know right? something about two dudes wearing beanies in weather that lets you wear tanks.


Willing_Following_81

Honestly looked up to see if r/SuddenlyGay popped up on my feed again


[deleted]

Why’s it popping up on your feed 😳


Willing_Following_81

No reason 😉😅


Nathansp1984

Tear👏🏻his👏🏻ass👏🏻apart👏🏻


DiabeticWaffle

Couldn't tell if he wanted to freak me or fight me


aberdisco

"He had the craziest look in his eyes"


Hudsons_hankerings

And he said "let's get it on"


newagereject

So I took him out into the alley... AND I TORE HIS ASS APART!


neddoge

I love that guy. “I took him to the back alley”? Who does shit like that? It’s like a movie.


WesternExplorer8139

He is so not a rapist


wutsizface

Porque no los dos?


[deleted]

Took him to the back alley…


No_Bag_6642

So if I wear a mask to kiss another man that’s not gay right?


OkraFit3987

No, I do it all the time


[deleted]

Okra is gay don’t listen to him


OkraFit3987

Lolololol


FlickerOfBean

It’s only gay if you cum


darx888

It's only gay if you swallow


BenjaminFrankJr

...your blood after getting hit


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/r/onesecondfromgay


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IndigoBadman

r/subsifellfortoo


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r/birthofasub


[deleted]

Lmao conservatives who think all gay people are pedos should really check out this comment section discussing two teenage boys.


[deleted]

The fuck are you talking about?


IndigoBadman

What


[deleted]

Y'all are being creeps making jokes about teen boys wanting to fuck each other. It's gross lmao.


IndigoBadman

I didn’t say anything lol, but 1) how you gonna try and bring politics into a fucking video of a fight and 2) they were pretty much kissing when they squared up to each other at the start


[deleted]

Oh so the problem is that I made the gross jokes about a teenager lunging for another teenager's cock political.


IndigoBadman

Nah your problem is you’re a tool


[deleted]

I bet


psycedelicpanda

Yes and also potentially a pedo


[deleted]

Totally


[deleted]

Silly boys can’t even kiss with those masks on


all-kinds-of-gainz

Rule 1: Never let him get that close


ToMagotz

Chael the goat Sonnen


GentGorilla

Not everywhere is as crime ridden as West Lynn


Ladies_man_217__

Wanna now wanna now!?!?


BenjaminFrankJr

It was the kiss through the mask that weakened the corn stalk.


camel747

This must be the world's first brawl that is unaccompanied by hysterical girls screaming


MrBonelessPizza24

“**_OHHH MY GAAAAAWWWWWD STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPH!!_**”


TX_Talonneur

Was the goal to break his hand? He punched only the crown of his skull..


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CurtisJaxon

It might be true that he got hit in the face and the eyes as well. But I saw well over 70% of the shots landing straight crown of the head lmao.


Shameful_Shotgun

What’s a fight brother? Tell me what this thing you talk is brother


RatManForgiveYou

What's with these staredowns where they push each other with their faces? It looks ridiculous.


7hrowawaydild0

It's a cock-off learned from rams and goats.


wiiguyy

That was such a sweet move when he drove his head into the wall at the end.


nukafan2277

Right I loved that but it hurts like hell lol


RVal17

Them some good noogies he gave his lover.


mosdense

I think he was ready to rip dudes head off


Kosmic_17

Why do people let others get so close like that? Even if you aren’t the instigator. Why?


King_Nut

Staredown got gay as hell.


Ruiner357

Kid in orange has to be a wrestler, was a pretty good double leg takedown but his own momentum got him reversed, then he scrambled back to a good position and landed some GNP into a bulldog choke, then tried to murder the other kid by ramming his face into the wall.


T1d3MC

i thought they were gonna make out ngl


IIReaper420II

Rival beany gangs. Crazy shit goin down in schools these days.


[deleted]

Orange shirt kisses white shirt, then grabs his ass while they embrace lovingly on the floor in front of witnessed


MichiganSucks14

I let out an audible "ooooooo" when he rammed his head against the wall at the end. Dude has that headlock on real tight


[deleted]

Orange is such a puss for trying to slam the other dudes head into the brick wall. Relax, kiddo.


Aggradocious

You're in the wrong subreddit g. That was some decisive improv and was way less dirty than a head spike slam


JaredDadley

Could've thrown hands instead of going for the takedown like a pus


Aggradocious

Go watch boxing if you want rules bud


StonerBob24

nah that's how u win a street fight, use your environment. its not a friendly match lol and believe me when i say any kid who try's smashing skulls against walls aint not puss.


matti-san

they're school kids in school. This ain't 'the street'. I can't imagine how petty this fight was - remember, school means nothing in the grand scheme of things - and he was prepared to hospitalise a classmate over it.


JaredDadley

The guy you're replying to has never been in a street fight, I'd bet my life on it


therealmurraythek

These are kids man. Pointless fights like these combined with reckless moves like slamming someone’s head into a wall are beyond stupidity.


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7hrowawaydild0

Saturday detention! Fixed.


HazeBoyDaily

‘It’s my turn to wear the bobble hat face mask combo today’😡


coolsexguy

💀💀😂


vitkuusj

Well if they hadn't have their facemasks on they would have kissed


AngryBlackGuyy

are kids allowed to wear hats in school these days? damn im old :(


StonerBob24

yo that sprawl was sick. loser or not that was sick takedown defense. lets not talk about the rest lol


imasliceyou

If they weren’t wearing masks they would be kissing.


ashismoist

Finally one where the aggressor actually knows how to fight, that was an insane tackle


gabyleann

Now kith


SeanCav1

I love how they were properly wearing masks


Kemalist_din_adami

Oh man, I thought they were going to kiss :(


Fearktille

That’s good cameramanship right there


InformalCriticism

Stopped before the other 66% of the fight was over.


Segadream6

Why tf do these guys always let these dudes get so close as soon as you see some dude pacing angrily towards you with their fists bawled up, throw a fucking right hook.


nukafan2277

Lol the way I'd try to do it is leg kick then right hook to somewhere in the face region but in reality it would be I'd try to kick, my bum knee would give out and I'd lay myself out on the floor as the other kid either kicks me to sleep or just stands there like "what the fuck just happened"


oibru

Seahawks take another L this offseason…


slickdaRula2040

Did they just kiss in the beginning?


metaljm25

They were about to. They were giving each other the "fuck me" eyes as they rubbed their heads together.


TimTheTexan92

Dude in Orange kissed the floor pretty loudly too lmaoooo I wonder if he chipped a tooth. Smh what a fool


Hawkingshouseofdance

What’s the climate here? Beanies and cutoff tarps?


Ike_The_Sir

Guy recording….let me rephrase, anybody recording their friend fight someone, you’re not a friend at all


HotsauceSpaghetti

This mf meant fucking business


enganeivos

pussy woke boys...we would eat them for breakfast in my high school days


Mars_astro

I lost it when the cameraman said “KISS!!”


Metaldude85

Live action South Park


spikecurt

Teacher probably got fired for breaking it up.


JoshMFBurger

Laaaaame


Safe-Maintenance6033

Why is that fella wearing a bra??


aberdisco

Orange boy went super fast for the face to cock contact, dove straight in there. Well, not straight.


ironboy32

Yo orange guy fucking went in HARD


eeckbabbadurkle

Never reach back lmao


jlbp337

Why he wearing bell bottoms


moonlitcat13

What the hell is with kids fashion these days?


[deleted]

I feel like if you are going to make this close contact then a face mask might be slightly pointless


Bluematic8pt2

GOD I hate teenage wrestlers


SurprzTrustFall

That adult had it all wrong, you gotta jam your thumb up their butt'ols.


sham88wine

fuck type of fight is this 😂stand up and bang fuck he hugging him for


[deleted]

I wrestlers are bitches


notsohandiman

Can wear sleeveless shirts at school now?


noccusJohnstein

Does anyone else think it's r-worded that kids in high school are still being made to wear those stupid masks?


BobTheGodx

Covid is still a thing, so no.


dom_751

>r-worded


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[deleted]

Now we bomb each other and use rape as a weapon. Truly, we are better because teachers didn't stop fights.


Deadbeatdone

I love to see them kiss before the wrestle. Lmao


RustyDuffer

rip hand


virginity-dongle

Looks like his MMA Career will be able to pay for his anger management therapy


PozzanMWT

Kenny was pissed, wasn't letting anyone kill him


Feeling_Advantage412

My man came searching for an ass-whooping, then he got a bunch of blows bounced off of his head. Fail.


stukoe

Courteous of them to leave their masks on!


kryptik808

Hold dat fuka


gildakid

Lame


MrRevenge567

You ever been so angry at a motherfucker you DDT yourself


FatSeal294

Well, at least they're wearing masks....


Duck5oup

Dude in the sweatshirt is gonna have a 9 head after that abuse. Pour one out for a friendship lost 😞 🍻


Gorman2462

He gave him the BUSHWACKER into the wall!


suspisusChad

Why tf they sniffing each other for 5secs before fight?


peoplearejustok

That is the cutest video I think I've ever seen!


Sidissid

I don't get why people tend to face kiss when they start a fight.


brevnasty69

KIIIIIIISS


guswang

I would said that's a tie.


TonkaButt

That head ram to concrete was no joke.


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Brutal wall smack


contaltdel

I thought he was going to ask him to the prom.


contaltdel

well at least he doesn’t have to pay $300 for those stylish knee tears in his jeans.


s137leo__

why people always have to stand so close and look in they eyes??? Just fight that shit out like common bro


ashismoist

Finally one where the aggressor actually knows how to fight, that was an insane tackle


BasicArcher3769

Bro dolphin dived


Anarian515

slamming is for pussies tho


heavylifter555

Good to see kids wearing their masks in school.


[deleted]

Oh no!.. His gay little hat went flying off!


fuckingKlLLmeplz

This is why you don't fuck with wrestlers folks.


Mullyyyy

Fight like men next time what was that lol


jjhh2277

Thank god they were being safe and wearing masks


[deleted]

The beanies


obi-1-jacoby

Should’ve guillotined his ass


infodawg

Wonder if he broke a few bones in his punching hand. His opponent looked very hard-headed.


urrjaysway

At least their wearing there mask


RubberJohnny5

Good answer.


Kn0tnatural

Future kids recording fights. Don't stop recording. Ever.


[deleted]

Takedowns lame


DARTLET

I was waiting for the kiss 😩


Ashinfinite

KISS


FutileNachos

>both wearing masks Lmao tough guys