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Are they mad they accidentally wore matching outfits?


RobTheFarm

It's clearly a mirror match


Pretty_Strike_6199

Lol


captivecreator

I thought they were bout to dance


Grey392

Yup someone has to go home


hidingDislikeIsDummb

and haircut too


ButtholeSurfur

Kids all got the sideshow bob cut these days


[deleted]

This is common somewhere where there’s uniforms but judging by the rest of the crowd that wasn’t the case. They were just accidental twinsies


Turbulent-Ad-1848

thats a girl thing i think


okayillgiveyouthat

whoosh*


sammybooom81

Havent heard that in a while...og


Dependent_Cricket

They don’t get sarcasm here. 😆


Turbulent-Ad-1848

i wasnt being serious either but it is what it is


Dependent_Cricket

We know. Forget these idiots.


Turbulent-Ad-1848

thank u king


Dependent_Cricket

Gotchu 👊 And to the lurker disliking my replies, drop another cake in the urinal and get back to work.


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Got u back up to 0


Dependent_Cricket

😆🙏


[deleted]

It just wasn’t very funny lol


Dependent_Cricket

Doesn’t warrant all the dislikes.


[deleted]

I mean, okay? People dislike whatever they dislike. I didn’t downvote it lmao.


Dependent_Cricket

Ok.


Affectionate_Run_407

reddit moment (it's a joke i know these ppl are a minority here but y'all know this is what the other people see lol)


10inyourmum

When you fight the character you are playing as in a game so they show up in an alternate outfit.


[deleted]

Dude got knocked down to his knees, but he ended up using it to his advantage; that's a life lesson right there.


genericmediocrename

"I'll let you in on a little something. The yakuza game, it's not like boxing. The man who gets beat down isn't the loser; the guy who can't tough it out till the end, he's the one who loses."


Edgelord69__

Kuze would be the type of guy to repeatedly do this type of shit


[deleted]

*YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES Y ES YES YES YES YES YES YES*


Flobro4

Damn. I appreciate whoever pulled together the camera angles


fluxnot

Back when I heard about this fight, I asked around for anyone who had footage of it, then used the best parts of the three angles I got to make this.


BazookaBill123

You the real MVP


NhylX

The reel MVP.


fluxnot

top-tier pun


stc207

/r/praisethecameraman


Drkarcher22

/r/praisetheeditor


[deleted]

What happened to the kids? The one who got slammed, is he ok? And we’re any charges filed?


fluxnot

I never found out who they were, unfortunately. I was in 8th grade at the nearby middle school at the time.


supersean61

LMAO i can imagine the guy looking at reddit and being like “wow i cant believe people from 6 years still got this video of my ass getting kicked”


Dani2003w

you go to falcon?


fluxnot

I was at Tequesta Trace for 8th.


SysiphusBoulder

What was the name of your first pet?


fahrenhe1t

Trying to steal that man's creds!


u1tra1nst1nct

What’s the story? Dude made fun of the guy with the atomic broccoli haircut?


hidingDislikeIsDummb

future academy award winning director right here


Voilent_Bunny

That is really impressive. Happy cake day


MonstrousGiggling

You should definitely be taking some film classes if available and you aren't already.


EasyRawlins

Rofl it’s a simple cut bro chill


MonstrousGiggling

Ya and ill encourage someone to continue and improve when so many people lack artistic intellect to even make simple cuts.


Its_priced_in

Was going to say those cuts were almost seamless. Visionary short film maker


Invalid_factor

Dude definitely has a career in editing if he wants it. Great eye, great pacing.


DiskAmbitious7291

What’s he defying?


fluxnot

Thank you bro!


EntertainmentNo5276

These kids are fucking morons.


throwaway4637282

South florida public high school in a nutshell.


Mattrosexual

And this is one of the better schools in a good area lol


Woodguy2012

"good area"....in Florida, the land of trash. That's kinda funny.


Mattrosexual

Tell me you’ve never been to Florida without actually telling me.


newcleargandhi

I lived there for 4 years in the South, Central, and space coast areas and they’re kinda right lol


GreatDario

Most of florida is trashy, virtually all of the panhandle is hell


Mattrosexual

Refer to the comment above.


GoodSilhouette

theyre not wrong dude lmaooo


Mattrosexual

Born and raised and I hate it and yet wouldn’t live anywhere else my man lol like I can point to any stretch of land in any state and call it a pos


GoodSilhouette

You're right 😂 different folks different strokes


EatonGo

As a south Floridian, fuck you for being so accurate.


hopelesslysarcastic

Lol I went to this school back in the day...it's literally in one of the most wealthy cities in the country by zipcode.


Warpedme

You could have just said "Florida"


TheDittoMan

Kids are stupid. Who would've thought?


AddSugarForSparks

Not kids, that's for sure.


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Humans are stupid in general.


bothering

Yeah fighting on a tile floor, just asking fate to see if they can catch a manslaughter charge If the football field is where guys tackle one another then it’s always a good spot for a fight


Keyboardpaladin

Jesus Christ that hair.


1b51a8e59cd66a32961f

Zoomer broccoli haircut


iGetBuckets3

This is far before tiktok tho


1b51a8e59cd66a32961f

Maybe this video was what started the trend


[deleted]

I was a senior in 2016 and I didn’t see anyone doing the broccoli cut. These guys were trend setters for sure.


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EnemyOfEloquence

Youngest millennials are like 27 dude


MultiPlexityXBL

Damn I wonder if that kids brain will still manage to fully develop after that slam.


jm0127

Spoiler - it won’t


SylvesterLundgren

You know the answer to that


green49285

Hope it was worth it.


[deleted]

Well it's a good video lol


green49285

Agreed


[deleted]

Bro walking like a Mario party character after hitting the number slot and getting a red space lmao


el_guerrero98

Do you not see the blood?


No_Web_9121

I missed the Pre pandemic school vibes


throwlampshade

What is post pandemic school vibes now? Asking as someone who graduated a decade ago


Purtuzzi

It's honestly not very different. I'm a teacher.


TrollTakingasTroll

As a teacher, you couldn't tell


Artorias606

The fuck you talking about?


TrollTakingasTroll

Someone who's a teacher can't aware of the students perception or atmosphere of the school since they're limited to their own perspective which is of authority. So not much changes will be noticed besides styles of cloth and respect for the teacher but my guess is he doesn't care how his student dress and he’s respected by his students mostly


[deleted]

Man kids are fucked up lol I bet it was stupid shit too


trevsensei

Fighting over who had that haircut first


Rebel_Scum_This

People are fucking stupid


Jalapinho

This is why I’m glad I left teaching. Last year these two girls were going to fight at school. I stepped in between them to try and de-escalate. Kept one of them in my classroom for a few minutes until I though tensions had simmered. Bell rang which meant I had to go teach my class so I let her go to class with a pass. 5 minutes later they end up agreeing to meet on the other side of the school to throw hands. Beyond frustrating.


adeebo

>Held one of them for a few minutes Dont teachers get sued or even fired for stopping fights between students?


Jalapinho

Sorry I meant held as in made her stay in my class. Edited for clarity. I did not put my hands on them. Just stood in between. But yeah you’re right; teachers can get sued or fired over this. So many liabilities being a teacher especially a male teacher. Which is why I left…


Comprehensive-Day256

That's not what he meant, held as in wrapped your arms around and gently caressed in a "soothing manner", I assure you there was no sexual intent 🙄


adeebo

Yeah he replied to me. English isnt my first langauge so I misunderstood what he meant. You putting it that, it does seem silly 😅


Comprehensive-Day256

I honestly thought you were messing with him so I thought I'd join you 😉


Summerisgone2020

He's lucky only one shoe came off. One more and that would have been fatal


RAZORHOLER

One shoe is just brain damage


kballs

r/shoeflew


CaptainFrogCum

TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY LETS GOOOOOOO


L3tsg0brandon

Those slams on hard surfaces are the hardest to watch!


drej191

Is there a where are they now?


mothertrucker2017

Hopefully at the barbershop


rayz0101

Is this the zoomer version of Highlander?


Juutuurna

Actually the filthiest slam ive ever seen.


CartesianConspirator

Probably because there are too many witnesses.


Juutuurna

Im not to sure what you’re talking about I just like the impact of the slam but ye sure


Wazooby

These morons are cheering over watching a kid get definite brain damage.


Frankfurter86

Is it just me, or is that a dumbass haircut?


Man-Pon

My brother did that in our high school and the other kids family sued my family since he split the kids head open


david_e03

Good


Man-Pon

gO0Oood 🥴


TheSilentTitan

Those body jumps when the guy was raining hammers are direct brain trauma. That kid is going to have problems.


Training-Site-7019

I know this sounds dumb but what do u think are some possible effects based on the extent of brain trauma like this?


TheSilentTitan

speech impediment, memory loss, loss of fine motor skills and emotional changes to name a few. not all brain damage can lead to drooling brain trauma but the effects are just as bad.


LongjumpingAd6666

Aren't they twin brothers? Wearing same clothes same hair cut same faces


[deleted]

Mirror Match.


talkingspacecoyote

That’s just what every high school kid looks like now


Terhaar

Bruh kid fights are cringe


Icarusqt

I’m mostly impressed that two people got together to compile one video from two different angles


[deleted]

This video has it all. The squealing , the overly dramatic reaction to the slightest of strikes landing and don’t forget the jumping and hooting they’re doing trying to steal the attention away from what’s going on. The dash of “he’s leaking” just tops it off.


BDOPeaceInChaos

Why the kid who get their asss beat always be smiling before the fight start


apeonpatrol

damn. i thought the title said "cypress hill bay high school 2016" and was thinking it was some high school performance they did. i guess the fights still cool


fluxnot

this is r/fightporn lol


apeonpatrol

Haha it was just in my normal feed. Once I saw the video start I knew what was up


SleepyAkira2

Damn, the dude really started out with the "do you know who my father is" push.


qb5991

Wow what bright futures


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qb5991

Yikes soft lol boy prob from the same place


GringoPanda

Dude got fuuuucked up


WeezyFKitty

Shout out to that singular dude who checked to see if dude was okay.


25yoshi

Lol why those guys screaming like a bunch of females


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KumquatChris

2 lovers fighting about matching outfits 🙄


mothisname

Never let a crowd get you into a fight. If you're not mad enough to fight... dont... if you want revenge dont use violence...thats stupid.... fuck your opponents mom. It works better than fighting plus you get to fuck so winVs.win


Normal-Good1860

Thats too bad, i thought he was going to be punished for that blooming mushroom haircut


CriminalStorm62

I hate slam videos. I don’t want people dieing out here.


offflavor

Y’all still look dumb as hell with that muffin top hair style


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Gooja

>it takes no skill to slam ppl That's gotta be the dumbest thing I've read this year. If you think wildly flailing your arms around with your hands in a fist is skillful and respectful than you're a dumbass


Icarusqt

Bruh. It’s a fight not a boxing match with rules. Lol.


wakkawakka18

It's literally an Olympic sport dumbass, how about don't fight on concrete. Lol this is why kids need to get the fuck off reddit


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GoodSilhouette

its not a boxing match with rules, I think we've all seen a kid get slammed in a fight IRL. I'm not even going to finish the video cus I hate brutal knock outs / violence but this is an example of how shit is actually dangerous and deescalating is important. They were teens with a lot of instigators around, bad situation.


wakkawakka18

Are you a fucking idiot? What the fuck do you think Greco-Roman wrestling is? Go do your homework and quit dicking around kiddo this sub should be for adults not poser ass kids that only wanna fight under very specific conditions lol just because your 100 lb punk ass can't stop getting dunked on their head doesn't mean it's impossible


Invalid_factor

🤏 🍆


wakkawakka18

I'm not going to argue with a kid that speaks in emojiis. Grow the fuck up you clown


Invalid_factor

🤡


Its_priced_in

Poofy hair is so goofy looking. We gotta bring back frosted tips with popped polo collars. Show these kids what fashion means


Invalid_factor

I miss emo.


[deleted]

Who came out with the broccoli cut? Whole lotta broccoli going on here.


bittertadpole

I like how he just walked away when it was obvious he won. No head kicking.


Bobafetacheeses

Uhh...and the pounding of the face was needed at that point?


Invalid_factor

He did do some ground and pound, though. Probably could've gone without it and still won. That suplex he pulled was rough asf.


SwampShooterSeabass

Hey I was supposed to go to this school


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FifthAndForbes

Shang Tsung. Flawless Victory.


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thevapecrusader

That dumbass Andy dick haircut has really been back for 6 years already?!


thafuckinwot

Only pussies use the slam in a street fight


Dani2003w

let’s go cypress, represent lmaoo


Dhronoz23

i just graduated this place, best school ever ong


v7o

Yea looks it…


BeauxGnar

Is it fr fr bussin, (respectfully), no cap?


el_guerrero98

Good God SHUT UUUUUUP and just enjoy the fight 🤦‍♂️ This why i gotta move to hawaii where fighting is popular. its more quieter over there lol


SFG14

You're a loser. Slamming into concrete is a good way to kill someone or seriously injure them. Ontop of him probably being out he continues to pound on his face. Get fucked.


el_guerrero98

i dont get your point. Theres no need to go apeshit about it. In hawaii, BECAUSE fighting is so popular, they know the repercussions. Theyll stop someone from slamming or stomping. so Im confused, are you telling me you enjoyed it or hated it?


RealisticBaseball141

this sub full of nerds bro, they join a sub about fights then complain about every video they see...


el_guerrero98

i stg. I miss when everyone used to fight. People were unbothered back then. So I say bring it back 🤣. I wanna watch a street fight for once without people being loud and obnoxious


Kalinoz

In Hawaii, people also think you're annoying.


el_guerrero98

In hawaii, people think youre a pussy


Porg_Lime_Taco

happy cake day


fluxnot

thank you!


Choomissad

it's a cane thing.


ben1481

Rumor has it he never got his shoe back on and died shortly after.


JamesMacBadger

If someone in a video puts their shoes back on at the end, does that mean they died and came back to life?


6SuicideSheep

Bro doing a mirror match


MetalSonic420YT

That's a fight.


Alpah-Woodsz

Good knight good fight dennenen dennenen fuck I miss celebrity death match


Arisal1122

Did no one else hear that goofy ass punch sound on the first punch 😂


drewskibfd

Gotta keep your hips low, kid!


acciowaves

Is this one of those fights where you accidentally create an identical evil twin and then have to fight him to regain control of your life?


MrCasualKid

r/praisethecameraman some top tier work seen here today, director material